Whoa, what's up with this dawg.

[KingCheez]

http://www.bwgen.com/presets/desc888.htm

Apparently, we are all psychonauts, "explorers of the inner frontier." While checking this stuff out (because I have no life, for the free perfume samples) apparently this came up and there's no description of it.

So if I listen to this, will I get sent to Whispering Rock?

Because I don't want to. The first day Squid was there, she died.

[Purple Squid]

I died twice, actually.

[Smon]

Actually, PsychoNaut is a pretty OLD term, meaning...

Psycho:Of or relating to the mind
Naut:Suffix for explorer

It's mostly used in bong memorabilia magazines though.

[KingCheez]

There is also a lame electronica band called the Psychonauts, too! BONUS POINTZ

[DarthAve]

So you're sayin' the people who wrote that are high?

[Smon]

Nah, I check out that page, they have a link to the Brain Wave Generator, (I think of it as a low-tech brain tumbler) that SO works, it doesn't let you go into your own mind, but I think exploring your own mind would have the same purpose of this device:meditation, self hypnosis, and relaxation.

[DarthAve]

Hyponisis? I'll try and hyponitize you. You will fall into a deep deep sleep . You will think of bunnies frolicking in a field. Now you will agree to a date this saturday. stay asleep. Sing What I like about you, lillix version. WAKE UP!!

[Smon]

Sorry, I already know psychiatric hypnosis, and I used it to strengthen my mental defenses.

[KingCheez]

Self-hypnosis.

Program yourself to enter the world of your own mind. Just make sure you remember there's a way out. I don't want anyone to hurt themself.

I know a lot about psychology - how personality types, how two people so much like eachother are the ones that can least get along...It's a very interesting and unpredictable study.

Skeptics welcome; I don't feel like arguing either way.

[DarthAve]

Sorry, I already know psychiatric hypnosis, and I used it to strengthen my mental defenses.
Dang, will you still agree to the date?

[KingCheez]

Smon.

Ten step.

As I speak each number, you will become more relaxed, completely, until all of your body is relaxed.

Ten.


Nine.


Eight.


Seven.


Six.


Five.



Four.



Three.



Two.



One.


Now that you are completely relaxed, when you come out of this state, you will kiss Darth_Ave.

With your tongue included.

[DarthAve]

OMG YOU ROCK!!!

[KingCheez]

I do it for my own entertainment, not the benefit of the people-


-but you owe me five dollars. For um, cover-up fees. I never did this.

[DarthAve]

He hasn't kissed my yet when he does, I'll pay.

[Purple Squid]

D00d. I want hypno-fun.

[Klia]

Umm....what is up with all of this Darth_Ave/Smon?

[Purple Squid]

It's the new, hip ship. All the cool kids are making fun of it. Purple Squid/Someone jokes are SOOOO two days ago.

[DarthAve]

Umm....what is up with all of this Darth_Ave/Smon?
They know that when we do get together and Brandon dies in a car accident, they'll try to buy the rights to our love story and I'll make a great Lifetime Movie.

[Klia]

It's the new, hip ship. All the cool kids are making fun of it. Purple Squid/Someone jokes are SOOOO two days ago.

HAHAHA.

I got no hip ship. I'm just floating along in my own isolated corner.

[DarthAve]

so I'm kinda hip. GROOVY BABY!!!!

[Purple Squid]

No, everything should suck right now for you, Darth_Ave. It did for me, because I was paired up with so many people...

[DarthAve]

But I'm only being paired up with Smon, so ha ha!!! Lets take a survay.

Who thinks me and Smon should get together??

I do so

Yes:1 No:0

[Purple Squid]

No. Know why? I love him.

SMONSMONSMONSMONSMONSMONSMONSMONSMON

HAHAHA.

[DarthAve]

no you don't. YOU LIE!!! and besides you love Brother Blood. It says on the bathroom wall

Purple Squid Loves Brother Blood 4ever!!!

[Purple Squid]

I'm sorry, you meant 4evA. It makes a difference.

It's on the wall? REALLY? *sparkle!*

But I can't talk about it, I don't want SMON TO RAWR.

[DarthAve]

He will RAWR at you and then he will take me to the circus!! YAY!!

[Purple Squid]

...I wish I could go to the circus with a loved one.

BUT THEY ABOOS AMINALS DEYR SO NYAH!

[Smon]

...I wish I could go to the circus with a loved one.

BUT THEY ABOOS AMINALS DEYR SO NYAH!
Totally, those poor clowns... *sniff* So abused...

[Purple Squid]

Clowns?

...

...

Mimes are so much cooler. So, what do you think of Darth following you around? You seem like a pretty... unromantic... type guy.

[DarthAve]

unromantic type guys turn me on. Notice the love of Sasha, Fred, Crispen, and Dr. Loboto?

[Smon]

Haven't you ever seen LotR? I can just wait until she slips up, then have her lead me to Mt. Doom.

[DarthAve]

Dude, I dislike LotR. It's like Star Wars worst enemy. Darth Vader could kick legless's butt anyday.

[Smon]

Yeah, but what about Darth VS. Sauron?

We know they're weaknesses, Darth's face and Sauron's finger.

But what is a bigger target?

[DarthAve]

Who the heck is Sauron?

[Purple Squid]

Sauron is cooler.

You know what would be awesome?

Han Solo VS. Aragorn...

[DarthAve]

Han Solo would kick some troll ass or whatever the heck Airgorn is.(I refust to sperr the lollipop clan's names right)

[Purple Squid]

Don't hate LOTR. I loved it. The soundtrack, the feeling it gave me... wooh.

[Purple Squid]

OMTTTTTTT.

VADER VS. VOLDEMORT.

[DarthAve]

eww, HP geek too? weird. no wait.

YODA VS. VOLDEMORT

[Smon]

Sauron:Badass dude who forged the ring.
Aragorn:Ranger, basically the Jigen Daisuke of Middle Earth.

[DarthAve]

Smon, will you take me to the Psychonauts day carnival? t has the Aquattos. I had to do some favors to get them, but I did it.

[Smon]

Sorry, gotta man the Info Booth.

[Purple Squid]

Favors?

What kind of favors? I'm so about to innuendo you. Ask Klia, she knows of my innuendo'tude.

[DarthAve]

You have a break time. At least stop by the kissing booth me and Dr. Loboto are running. ~smooch smooch~

[DarthAve]

Favors?

What kind of favors? I'm so about to innuendo you. Ask Klia, she knows of my innuendo'tude.
They wern't sexy favors. I had to spend some moola to get it though. and I had to sell my cola.

[Purple Squid]

COKE? YOU SOLD THEM COKE?

[DarthAve]

well, no. I gave them pepsi.

[Purple Squid]

Oh. Okay. I was about to drug/soda you.

[DarthAve]

whatever.

[Klia]

Wait....the celebration has commenced?

[Smon]

Nope, first saturday in October... *checks some stuff* tomorrow.

[Purple Squid]

So, wait. What are we supposed to DO exactly on Psychonauts day?

I'm thinking gifts. 8D

[Smon]

Gift art I guess... me, I guess I'll man the info booth.

[Purple Squid]

Oh. I wanted a scarf. :l

Mentok! Oh, wait...

[Purple Squid]

MY MIIIIIIIIIIND. HAVING HATH BEEN TAKEN, IT IS GONE!

[Smon]

Booweewoo!!!!

[Purple Squid]

Hee. :3 I loved that show. The finale was... interesting.

[KingCheez]

Hey we never stopped being this random did we.