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90SK
11-26-2005, 01:59 AM
It starts to work; It scans...your soul

I wish they weren’t phasing out Vanilla Coke (to be replaced with Black Cherry Vanilla Coke).

Smon
11-26-2005, 02:20 AM
It starts to work; It scans...your soul

I wish they weren’t phasing out Vanilla Coke (to be replaced with Black Cherry Vanilla Coke).
They stop producing all at once instead of steadily stopping.

I wish for awesome in a bag.

90SK
11-26-2005, 05:48 AM
The bag is filled with pumas. Awesome pumas.

I wish for more Sprite Aruba Jam Remix.

alliespixie
11-26-2005, 01:20 PM
mr.s got an aruba band's remix and a sprite

DarthAve
11-26-2005, 01:35 PM
No alliespixie, it's like this.

You get the bottle, bu I drank the delicious soda.

I wish my parents would just tell me what I got for christmas.

alliespixie
11-26-2005, 01:52 PM
man dosen't every kid in the us wish that

shinzuku
11-26-2005, 06:12 PM
But then at the last second, they decided not to give it to you.

I wish for... a spiral.

KingCheez
11-26-2005, 06:12 PM
You get a spiral, which turns into a puddle of goop.

I wish for SKA!

shinzuku
11-26-2005, 06:18 PM
What's SKA?

Smon
11-26-2005, 07:19 PM
What's SKA?
Ska music.

alliespixie
11-26-2005, 08:00 PM
haha

90SK
11-27-2005, 01:17 AM
You get too much SKA. Your head explodes...

...and lands on alliespixie, since I'm not sure what she wished for. >_<


I wish for better pants. Because mine are low-par.

DarthAve
11-27-2005, 01:19 AM
You get them, but they taste delecious and dogs likk your pants off until they becom shorts.

I wish Stand by Me would be on sooner, dang AMC.

alliespixie
11-27-2005, 01:52 AM
stand by me comes on and gets canceled on acount of ou vs. ous football game.
i wish that i never have to see my brother again.

DarthAve
11-27-2005, 01:54 AM
(It's showing on a movie channel, duh! AMC stands for somthing, but the M stands for movies.) He dies, but when you die you go to the same afterworld

I wish for another delicous soda, untampered with and unharmed.

alliespixie
11-27-2005, 01:56 AM
(damn,so close)fine, darth gets her soda but it is diet.

90SK
02-25-2006, 05:06 AM
Allie leaves the boards.


I wish for someone...anyone...to respond to this post, as a gesture of good faith.

Klia
02-25-2006, 10:13 AM
Sure but it's going to be me.

I wish I had only one arm.

zelda 41
02-25-2006, 10:53 AM
You get one arm, but it's broken and will never get better.

I wish a boy I like and I were the last people on Earth. ^^

Klia
02-25-2006, 10:56 AM
Easy, you'll be a boy but have to deal with male puberty

I wish I could draw Spiderman.

zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:01 AM
You will, but no one will notice.

I wish I wasn't so danm tall. I'm 6"2.

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:10 AM
Midget.

I wish I could meet Woodrow Wilson.

Smon
02-25-2006, 11:19 AM
Midget.

I wish I could meet Woodrow Wilson.
You do, he's a dick.

I wish the man who put the raz in the razamataz was gunned down.

zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:23 AM
You will, but he will stalk you after you leave.

I wish to rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:24 AM
He is but his secret assasians come back and kill you.

I wish I was happy.

zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:29 AM
you get happy, but then you get too happy and kill yourself.

I wish somone would read my video game thread.

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:37 AM
They will, but won't respond.

I wish I knew where Springfield was...sigh.

zelda 41
02-25-2006, 11:54 AM
You will find it, but after it burns down.

I wish I wasn't called a noob.

90SK
02-25-2006, 01:28 PM
Someone decides to call you "youngling" instead.

I wish for an hour extra sleep.

Smon
02-25-2006, 01:40 PM
Someone decides to call you "youngling" instead.

I wish for an hour extra sleep.
You get it, but the days are raised to consist of 100 hours.

I wish for a pet iguana named Herbert.

Mashi An'krekku
02-25-2006, 04:05 PM
The igauna is is a nasty and rabid little thing and it bites you. You die of rabies the next week.

I wish my cold/flu/sore throat/whatever was gone.

zelda 41
02-26-2006, 03:54 PM
It will be gone today, but tomarrow you'll get cancer.

I wish they'ed come out with another Phychonauts game already.

Smon
02-26-2006, 07:23 PM
It will be gone today, but tomarrow you'll get cancer.

I wish they'ed come out with another Phychonauts game already.
They do, but as a Phychonauts craze sweeps the nation DF never gets a chance to make another Psychonauts game.

I wish for a world without typos.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 07:45 PM
There is one, but punctuation is wiped out alltogether.

I wish Danial Vosovic wasn't gay and was my age so we could go out.

Smon
02-26-2006, 07:47 PM
There is one, but punctuation is wiped out alltogether.

I wish Danial Vosovic wasn't gay and was my age so we could go out.
He is, but then gets hit by a bus.

I wish for a much better video card.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 07:59 PM
^ That's not a nice thing to do to Mr. 80/20.

You get your card, but then you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

I wish I could hear Santino impersonate Tim Gunn every day.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:03 PM
^ That's not a nice thing to do to Mr. 80/20.

You get your card, but then you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

I wish I could hear Santino impersonate Tim Gunn every day.
You can. But you don't. Ever again.

I wish for a dead baby pile.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 08:06 PM
You get it, but it is confiscated by the IRS because of your tax evaision.

I wish I had some 'make-it-work' time of my own.

zelda 41
02-26-2006, 08:41 PM
You get your time, but then you get too much time, so you don't come on here anymore.

I wish I wasn't hated.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:44 PM
You get your time, but then you get too much time, so you don't come on here anymore.

I wish I wasn't hated.
You aren't, but only because you save a truckload of babies by sacrificing yourself.

I wish for Cartoon Network to bring back good shows like Dexter and EEnE.

zelda 41
02-27-2006, 09:24 PM
They will, but Dexter will be gay and the plot will screw up.

I dumped my boyfriend, so I wish a new guy I like would go out with me!

Smon
02-27-2006, 09:26 PM
They will, but Dexter will be gay and the plot will screw up.

I dumped my boyfriend, so I wish a new guy I like would go out with me!
You do, unfortunately he only goes out with you to cover up his own homosexuality so it doesn't last long.

I wish homophobia was more frowned upon.

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 09:57 PM
It is, but then you start to think.... 'Boy, Tim Gunn sure is sexy...'http://x5b.xanga.com/60db74472553538910498/b26617296.jpg

I wish I had Danial Vosovic and the guys of 35D all to myself, and that none of them ever die.

Smon
02-27-2006, 10:09 PM
You do, and YOU die a week later.

I wish for a watch that can tell me what time it is at anyplace on earth.

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 10:49 PM
You get it, but you drop it in a well and the nation has a panic attack

I wish I wasn't so darn goergous. http://x45.xanga.com/159b456646c3239128382/b26758793.jpg I know!

Smon
02-27-2006, 11:45 PM
Suddenly you aren't... at all.

I wish for Jesus to come to earth, only to give me a pop-tart and then leave.

90SK
02-28-2006, 08:47 PM
It isn't Jesus, it's me dressed up as Jesus. And the pop-tart is stale.


I wish that my eyes would stop itching.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 08:53 PM
They do, but then your throat begins to shrivle up.

I wish I had more pictures of Danny V. For my school planner. He's just too delicious for only 8 pictures, and two quotes.

Psychochaos3
03-02-2006, 05:45 PM
They do, but then your throat begins to shrivle up.

I wish I had more pictures of Danny V. For my school planner. He's just too delicious for only 8 pictures, and two quotes.
Yes. but then the pictures turn alive and become evil due to alien alteration.

Smon
03-26-2006, 10:43 AM
You broke the chain! You didn't make a wish!

I wish this thread was back.

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 10:49 AM
it is,but then it closes.

i wish to rule the world and get a boyfriend!

Smon
03-26-2006, 10:56 AM
You do, unfortunately the world is Kri-Nakk, which is dead, and the boyfriend is Capn' Crunch.

I wish for Drauclas.

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 11:02 AM
You do, unfortunately the world is Kri-Nakk, which is dead, and the boyfriend is Capn' Crunch.

I wish for Drauclas.
You do, but he kills you violently.

I wish I never had to do homework again.

Smon
03-26-2006, 11:05 AM
You do, you still get it, but you no longer have a home so technically it isn't homework.

I wish to know what Captain Crunch actually does.

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 11:06 AM
you don't, but then you turn stupid.

i wish for the CHOAS3 TO STOP RAPEING WOMEN. {hint,hint hidden room thread}

Smon
03-26-2006, 11:09 AM
He does, but you start.

I wish for Dr.Doom to change his name to Dr.MORE Doom.

Gruducuuz
03-26-2006, 11:10 AM
you don't, but then you turn stupid.

i wish for the CHOAS3 TO STOP RAPEING WOMEN. {hint,hint hidden room thread}


The women raping stops, so choas moves on to men.

You do, you still get it, but you no longer have a home so technically it isn't homework.

I wish to know what Captain Crunch actually does.


You learn that he spends time crunching on people's skulls.

I wish that i could somehow transfer myself on the internet, and have it be like a real place.

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 11:11 AM
you don't, but then you turn stupid.

i wish for the CHOAS3 TO STOP RAPEING WOMEN. {hint,hint hidden room thread}
What is "rapeing"? Romlo go get a dictionary.
Romlo: We left it back in the Sonic the Hedgehog dimension.
Psycho: Ahh man!

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 11:13 AM
RAPE WITH AN ING ON IT!

Smon
03-26-2006, 11:16 AM
I wish that i could somehow transfer myself on the internet, and have it be like a real place.
You do, Futurama style. Unfortunately you can't get out and a re quickly devoured by Pop-up Ads.

I wish for a world without violins.

Gruducuuz
03-26-2006, 11:19 AM
I wish for a world without violins.

You go to one. Its called Mars. You soon die from lack of air.

EDIT: I almost always forget to put a wish.

I wish to be a psychonaut.

Smon
03-26-2006, 11:20 AM
You go to one. Its called Mars. You soon die from lack of air.
...wish?

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 01:29 PM
He edited in a wish, stupid. You probably wish you could pay attention.

I wish I had another iTunes gift card.

Smon
03-26-2006, 01:43 PM
You do, it explodes before you get to use it.

I wish I could pay attention.

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 02:03 PM
You can, but then a rat bites you and you get amnesia for some strange reason.

I wish I had a moment in life like the one in my icon, except I am Nick, and Daniel's hair looked diferent.

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 02:12 PM
You can, but then a rat bites you and you get amnesia for some strange reason.

I wish I had a moment in life like the one in my icon, except I am Nick, and Daniel's hair looked diferent.
You do, but you become trapped in someones avatar forever.

I wish we could see each other's real faces.

Razclock
03-26-2006, 02:16 PM
We do, but we are all so hideous our heads explode

I wish I had psychic powers

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 02:31 PM
We do, but we are all so hideous our heads explode

I wish I had psychic powers
You get pyrokinesis and you burn everyone close to you.

I wish for more wishes.

Smon
03-26-2006, 02:40 PM
You get more wishes, unfortunately all you wish for is pancakes. Which isn't necessarily bad, it just isn't good.

I wish for a sand colored sky.

Razclock
03-26-2006, 02:44 PM
You get unlimited wishes but having everything so perfect bores you and you ask to go to "The other place" only to discover you're already there.....

I wish I had a Pichu

Razclock
03-26-2006, 02:50 PM
You get unlimited wishes but having everything so perfect bores you and you ask to go to "The other place" only to discover you're already there.....

I wish I had a Pichu

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 02:50 PM
You get one, but you have to put it to sleep because you gave it AIDS.

I wish I had unlimited Daniel Vosovic icons and avatars.

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 03:42 PM
You get one, but you have to put it to sleep because you gave it AIDS.

I wish I had unlimited Daniel Vosovic icons and avatars.
you get them, but they overload your computer and turn it into a giant of unspeakable power that destroys half of Europe. The people of china start a war with this monster and all of Russia joins. With china and Russia the U.S starts to battle the monster with the help of the rest of Europe. The monster then create more computer monsters and starts an ultimate war that ends up destroying the moon. With the secret power inside the moon the monsters cause a dark hole that destroys the entire universe.

I wish I had a mcdonalds mcflurry

Razclock
03-26-2006, 04:14 PM
You get one but the employee spat in it and he had cholera so you catch it

I wish I was Omi

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 04:22 PM
you turn into him, but you never get a date.

i wish for pink and black hair.

Razclock
03-26-2006, 04:26 PM
You get it but a gang come by and think you're a gay-ass goth punk so they throw you in a river and drown you

I wish Raz was real and he was my friend

Smon
03-26-2006, 04:33 PM
He is real, until you kill him.

I wish for Photoshop.

Razclock
03-26-2006, 04:35 PM
You get it but it screws up your hardrive and deletes all of your programs. Then it breaks.

I wish for a pet monkey

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 06:13 PM
You get one, but it turns out it's only a dog that looks like a baby monkey.

I wish I were as exuberant as Andrae' (I was BEDRAGGLED!!)

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 06:34 PM
You get one, but it turns out it's only a dog that looks like a baby monkey.

I wish I were as exuberant as Andrae' (I was BEDRAGGLED!!)
Yes, but then Andrae sues you for stealing his exuberant vocabulary.

I wish that none of the wishes i make are corrupted.

Smon
03-26-2006, 06:44 PM
Done, unfortunately they now no longer happen to you but any wish you make effects Emmit Nervend, a small disfigured dwarf that lives in Washington D.C.

I wish for a maple tree named Herbert.

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 08:00 PM
You get a maple tree, but it's name is Emmet.

I wish my dad wern't crazy.

90SK
03-27-2006, 04:47 AM
Madmen remove his brain. No he isn't anything.


I wish I didn't have this headache.

Smon
03-27-2006, 01:43 PM
Madmen remove your brain. Now you don't have a headache.

I wish for a robot that would kill and maim and be all awesome.

Razclock
03-27-2006, 01:50 PM
You get the robot but it kills and maims you awesomely

I wish I was as awesome as Smon

Psychochaos3
03-27-2006, 04:00 PM
You get the robot but it kills and maims you awesomely

I wish I was as awesome as Smon
You do, but you become his clone and are destroyed in star wars episode II attack of the clones.

I wish my name was Sigma Final.

Razclock
03-27-2006, 04:09 PM
It is but it turns out the other Sigma Final wants there to be only one and he kills you

I wish, I wish I had a fish

Smon
03-27-2006, 04:30 PM
You have it then it eats you.

I wish for more online PS2 games... one is not enough.

DarthAve
03-27-2006, 06:44 PM
You get more, but nobody wants to play them with you and you were shunn'd.

I wish I could write this fanfiction right(It's a lucasforum fanfiction, written in 1337 B!7C#3$. )

shinzuku
03-29-2006, 08:45 PM
You do, but everyone flames you.

I wish my scanner worked. It's still broken.

90SK
03-29-2006, 10:51 PM
It works...you over...with a frozen carp.


I wish for an additional $3.00

DarthAve
03-29-2006, 10:53 PM
You only get $2.99

I wish my milk didn't have perfume in it.

KingCheez
03-29-2006, 11:54 PM
Okay. Now it has rat poison.

I wish Darth could get over herself.

Razclock
03-30-2006, 10:36 AM
She does but then begins obsessing with you and stalks you until you ignore her completely and she kills you

I wish KingCheez would make more of those funny Psychonauts movies (You know the ones I mean)

Psychochaos3
03-30-2006, 03:59 PM
He makes too many and it overloads the internet causing total malfunction and destroys the world.

I wish there were different planets for gay, bisexual, and straight people.

Razclock
03-30-2006, 04:03 PM
There are but each one wants there to be only one sex group everyone goes to war and the universe is destroyed

I wish 4Kids entertainment would DIE

90SK
03-30-2006, 04:07 PM
They do, but they sell all their over edited monstrosities to another network.

I wish the United States Treasury department would stop screwing our currency style.

Razclock
03-30-2006, 04:28 PM
They do, but only by eleminating all money in the world ever and the Earth plunges into anorkey

I wish I wasn't about to be executed right now

Psychochaos3
03-30-2006, 05:08 PM
They do, but only by eleminating all money in the world ever and the Earth plunges into anorkey

I wish I wasn't about to be executed right now
You don't ,but you do in 5 seconds.

I wish I was god.

Razclock
03-30-2006, 05:58 PM
You are; but it's way too much pressure and you give the job up to somebody else who turns out to be Satan in disguise

I wish for a pepperoni pizza

shinzuku
03-30-2006, 06:36 PM
Then I eat it.

I wish JLU was back on.

DarthAve
03-30-2006, 07:23 PM
It is, but you stop watching it.

I wish Memiors of a Geisha wasn't SO DAMN LONG!!

Psychochaos3
03-30-2006, 07:49 PM
It is, but you stop watching it.

I wish Memiors of a Geisha wasn't SO DAMN LONG!!

It becomes shorter by negative 3 hours.

i wish that I knew what to wish for.

Gruducuuz
03-30-2006, 07:57 PM
You want to wish for a volcano, but now you don't get to wish for it.

I wish I could eat my own head.

Psychochaos3
03-30-2006, 08:36 PM
You want to wish for a volcano, but now you don't get to wish for it.

I wish I could eat my own head.
You get it, butyou find out it's useless.

i wish youtube didn't take so long to load.

DarthAve
03-30-2006, 09:19 PM
Your wish never comes true.

I wish...Error 404:Wish not found.

shinzuku
03-31-2006, 12:05 PM
It only doesn't work on your computer leaving you completely clueless to what we're talking about and having to guess what it from our comments about it.

I wish I had a dollar, except it's not really a dollar it's a laser and if you try to take it you die.

Razclock
03-31-2006, 12:24 PM
You get the dollar and put it in your piggy bank. When you try to retrieve it 8 months later it shoots a laser through your skull

I wish I was a ninja...... Ninja's rule......

shinzuku
03-31-2006, 01:12 PM
You turn into a ninja, but all the other ninja's laugh at you, because you costume is pink.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Razclock
03-31-2006, 01:23 PM
You're no longer bored; because you are vaporised by a shark with a laser-beam attatched to it's head

I wish we could save the bunnies!

DarthAve
03-31-2006, 02:38 PM
You can, but the bunnies don't save you when you need it.

I wish I could find Psychonauts songs for my iPod.

Razclock
03-31-2006, 02:59 PM
You do but they all suck

I wish for universal peace

KingCheez
03-31-2006, 05:40 PM
Sure, but you don't live to see it.

I wish I could get the inspiration to make more Psychonauts In: movies.

Psychochaos3
03-31-2006, 07:17 PM
You're no longer bored; because you are vaporised by a shark with a laser-beam attatched to it's head

I wish we could save the bunnies!
Yes, but the bunnies are betrayers and use you for their evil schemes.

i wish my language arts teacher was never born.

Razclock
03-31-2006, 07:31 PM
The teacher is never born but it turns out they were destined to save the human race from robots in the year 2012 and the Earth is taken over by robots

I wish I had "Jump Superstars"

Psychochaos3
04-04-2006, 05:39 PM
You get it, butyou find out it's useless.

i wish youtube didn't take so long to load.
WHOA! My wish somehow came true! for my computer anyway...

zelda 41
04-04-2006, 09:56 PM
Okay... we need a wish. Heres one:

I wish I could stop renting Kingdom Hearts2 and find money to BUY IT.

Smon
04-04-2006, 10:08 PM
You do, it breaks.

I wish I could gloat about my copy of the game.

zelda 41
04-04-2006, 10:10 PM
I wish you'd shut the hell up. XP

DarthAve
04-04-2006, 10:22 PM
You explode.

I wish zelda would really explode.

Razclock
04-05-2006, 07:21 AM
Zelda does explode; but it's the princess not Zelda41

I STILL wish for Jump Superstars (On Nintendo DS)

Psychochaos3
04-05-2006, 04:00 PM
Zelda does explode; but it's the princess not Zelda41

I STILL wish for Jump Superstars (On Nintendo DS)
You get it but a Trekkie trying to collect all video games steals it.

I wish Love Hina never ended.

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 06:16 PM
IT doesn't, but then you die.

I wish I had some groovy 60's chic outfits.

Smon
04-05-2006, 06:21 PM
You do because you are now in the 60s, have fun reliving bad music and fashion for 30 more years! AHAHAHA!

I wish I had a taco-pie.

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 07:41 PM
You get one, but the taco has maggots instead of ground beef.

I wish Twiggy would just get back into modeling.

zelda 41
04-05-2006, 11:55 PM
He/she does, then you die.

I wish I had more Princess Ai stuff. (comics, clothes,12 inch dolls) ^^

Psychochaos3
04-06-2006, 04:19 PM
He/she does, then you die.

I wish I had more Princess Ai stuff. (comics, clothes,12 inch dolls) ^^
The 12-inch dolls murder your family and use you as their slave.

I wish people would stop using the "you get it then you die" thing on this thread.

Smon
04-06-2006, 05:14 PM
It comes true, then you go into a coma.

I wish I had the power to make ironic events come true.

DarthAve
04-06-2006, 08:15 PM
You do, but then somthing really ironic happens to you.

I wish I wern't feeling like crap.

zelda 41
04-06-2006, 08:21 PM
You feel great, then have to stare at my avatar all day.

I wish for the super-sucky Indiana storms to go away.

DarthAve
04-29-2006, 04:20 PM
They do, but then this thread is revieved.

I wish Stephen Aspirino would be my future boyfriend.

Psychochaos3
04-29-2006, 04:31 PM
It happens, three seconds before he dies of cancer.

I wish I had X's where my pupils would be and still retain perfect eyesight.

DarthAve
04-29-2006, 04:50 PM
They're Q's instead of X's

I wish my face will never have to come that close to Grant Gillian's EVER AGAIN(" Oh, my god, I'm gonna go outside and toss my cookies if you don't mind.")

Psychochaos3
04-29-2006, 08:32 PM
You don't cause he secretly does suicide and every accuses you for murder.

I wish I could see E3 2006 already. I hate waiting ti'll may 9th.

DarthAve
04-29-2006, 10:11 PM
The day skips. It goes from May 8th the May 10th.

I wish I had a French Silk Pie blizzard from Dairy Queen. Oh wait a second...I do!

Psychochaos3
04-29-2006, 10:33 PM
Due to some ancient wish-making rule, your silk pie disappears.

I wish I could beat Sephiroth.(kingdom hearts 2)

DarthAve
04-29-2006, 10:58 PM
You can, but you forget to save.

I wish I had some help for my Stephen obsession.

Gruducuuz
04-29-2006, 11:32 PM
You can, but you forget to save.

I wish I had some help for my Stephen obsession.


You get over it by making him your slave, which sends you to jail.

I wish I could control things with my mind.

DarthAve
04-29-2006, 11:41 PM
You're controling my mind with the Stephen slave idea.

I wish grud's idea of a currupted wish would come true.

KingCheez
04-30-2006, 03:32 AM
...it does, but you... something.

I wish I could sleep like Vernon. He slept through being splashed with a bucket of water, slapped, shaken up, and thrown into a chair.

DarthAve
04-30-2006, 12:10 PM
You can, but you sleep right through a sweet make out session with your girlfriend, and she leaves you.

I wish i didn't have to do this crappy science homework.

zelda 41
04-30-2006, 04:44 PM
It turns to a book report.

I wish for a good math test grade.

Smon
05-03-2006, 04:45 PM
You get it but that is only because you become autistic and all your other grades go down the tube.

I wish for a fistful of Draculas.

(Also everyone, sorry I've been gone so long and unfortunately you may have to wait longer, my PCs busted and I'm using a school one.)

DarthAve
05-03-2006, 05:01 PM
You get one, then they fly away

I wish Top Chef were on every night.

Psychochaos3
05-03-2006, 05:21 PM
You get one, then they fly away

I wish Top Chef were on every night.
They're all reruns of the first episode.

I wish I could go back in time and stop 9/11 and become a hero and go back to the present and people will think I'm a hero.(Try corrupting that one)

DarthAve
05-03-2006, 05:56 PM
You try and go back, it doesn't work. Napoleon Dynamite goes in, it works, he steals your glory.

I wish I hadn't eaten that breakfast sandwich.

Psychochaos3
05-03-2006, 06:10 PM
You ate cereal instead. from 1923.

I wish treasure planet had better ratings.

DarthAve
05-03-2006, 07:51 PM
It get's better ratings. But is replaced by a knock off Chinese American Idol.

I wish I had the courage to ask this guy yo the dance.

Psychochaos3
05-03-2006, 09:04 PM
You ask him,but he has a date akready.

I wish my name wasn't also a unit of tempurture.

DarthAve
05-03-2006, 09:27 PM
Celcius? HAHA! Point and laugh!!! Besides, this kid wouldn't have a date. He's shy and has a bowl cut.

I wish I wern't gonna be so damn foxy next friday! I'm wearin' lilacs in my hair!

Psychochaos3
05-03-2006, 09:52 PM
My name is Kelvin not Celsius. go look it up.

DarthAve
05-03-2006, 09:54 PM
YOU FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH!!!!

rule breaker, Celcius!

Psychochaos3
05-03-2006, 10:28 PM
YOU FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH!!!!

rule breaker, Celcius!
You're doing it too.

I wish home alone 4 and 3 were as good as 1 and 2.

DarthAve
05-03-2006, 10:41 PM
They are, but then they are locked away in the Disney Vault, never to be seen again.

I wish I owned Walt Disney's head. I would make a killing on Ebay!

90SK
05-03-2006, 11:10 PM
There are...grim repercussions to having the head of Walt Disney placed within reach of live human flesh. You make a killing on e-bay indeed, but you spend all the money getting facial reconstruction surgery.

I wish that I had a stylish yet casual hat to wear.

assassin man
05-04-2006, 04:13 PM
it would probably be so good-looking, someone will steal it!

I wish for the ability to teleport myself (in clothes) anywhere.

DarthAve
05-04-2006, 06:03 PM
You can go anywhere, but you are cursed to have Stimpy of Ren and Stimpy as your siamese twin.

I wish someone would rock me. "Now come on rock me, Darth_Ave."

zelda 41
07-13-2008, 07:10 PM
Brought back from the loooooong, over 2 years old, death. Because I just can.

I wish for some Windex to clean my window. '-'

DarthAve
07-13-2008, 07:19 PM
You get it, but the windex seeps into your water supply and kills you in the shower.

I wish I had a fence around my house.

zelda 41
07-13-2008, 07:22 PM
You get it, but said fence is invisable.

I wish for a bunny.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-13-2008, 07:31 PM
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/frank-donnie-darko-9237.jpg

DarthAve
07-13-2008, 07:33 PM
JMAC MAKE A WISH OMG.

zelda 41
07-13-2008, 07:59 PM
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/frank-donnie-darko-9237.jpg

I see no bunny, only the words frankdonnie-darko >:c
and frank was no bunny to me

Davinq
07-13-2008, 08:07 PM
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD START WISHING DAMMIT.

Bob Lion54
07-14-2008, 01:01 PM
People start wishing, but the well opens up it's gigantimus maw and swallows the moon.

I wish for an idea of a wish to wish.

DarthAve
07-14-2008, 02:09 PM
You get your idea, but then Al Gore steals it... Yeah, that's right, Al Gore.

I wish I had a phone card.

Marius Fett
07-14-2008, 02:20 PM
You get one... But Jmac steals it.

I wish I could rotate my head a full 180 degrees...

zelda 41
07-14-2008, 04:44 PM
You can, but only on sundays.

I wish for some tofu.

DarthAve
07-14-2008, 05:18 PM
You get tofu made of rubber.

I wish I could hang out with my friends...

Marius Fett
07-14-2008, 05:22 PM
You can, but your only friends are trees.

I wish I had a bigger...




Brain. :D

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2008, 05:30 PM
fine but it saps all the blood that would be used to power what you were going to say before

Psychochaos3
07-15-2008, 10:46 AM
I wish for Beyond Good and Evil 2.

Bob Lion54
07-15-2008, 09:21 PM
You get it, but the PC is replaced by a Bob Ross Happy Tree and all the enemies are beavers looking to build a spaceship out of your character. They want to look for things. Things to make them go.

I wish to see an incredibly cute and hot naturally blond oriental woman.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2008, 09:37 PM
done but she stabs you in the crotch for calling her oriental.

zelda 41
07-15-2008, 09:42 PM
jesus christ jmac is it that hard to make a wish

Davinq
07-15-2008, 09:49 PM
I wish jmac would make a wish.

zelda 41
07-15-2008, 09:55 PM
He makes a wish, but his wish is to not make a wish. -universe splodes-

I wish RD was more active.

Davinq
07-15-2008, 10:07 PM
You've gotten your wish, but it's gonna fall again, and you know it.

I wish that weren't the case.

zelda 41
07-15-2008, 10:17 PM
It isn't the case for now.

I wish for more wishes

Psychochaos3
07-15-2008, 10:42 PM
It isn't the case for now.

I wish for more wishes

You get them, but it turns out they are only valid at select forums.

I wish for a death note.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2008, 11:27 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/90/DeathNoteL.png
hola

Psychochaos3
07-16-2008, 10:27 AM
Geez, jmac. Make some wishes. You can't be a pure corrupter.

I wish for a Bioshock 2 trailer.

DarthAve
07-16-2008, 03:30 PM
You get it, bet then a Big Daddy comes in and kills you in the face.

I wish I can go see Star Wars: The Clone Wars in costume when it comes out.

Emperor Devon
07-16-2008, 07:09 PM
you die of cancer

zelda 41
07-16-2008, 07:19 PM
oh my god post a wish damnit

i wish people would actually wish

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-16-2008, 07:21 PM
so devon what does the ban page look like is it just the standard vbulletin message thing saying you're banned or is it spiced up a bit

Psychochaos3
07-16-2008, 08:15 PM
They make a wish, but the wish is that they won't make a wish.

I wish for a Logitech G9.