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splitsecond
09-28-2005, 09:31 PM
just wanted to start a game. the point is for somone to make a wish then somones comes in and corrupts it got it ok i'll start


I wish for a faster computer

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 09:32 PM
You get it, but it's too fast and it gets away from you.

I wish I didn't hate Smon right now. Yeah.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 09:32 PM
Well, I wish you'd DIE!!

I wish I had some chocolate.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 09:34 PM
YOU GET IT, BUT IT'S POISONED. HA.

My mouse is being retarded. I wish it'd stop.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 09:34 PM
But the mouse would be welded into place.

I wish I could enjoy watching Smon, who seems quite asexual, being glomp-attacked by Darth_Ave.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 09:35 PM
Well, You are being dunked in sewer water on Psychonauts day.

I wish I knew what glomp means.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 09:35 PM
It means to hug/attack/
I wish this pizza tasted better. As in, it's yummy.

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 09:37 PM
granted but it's to tasty and you become addicted

I wish for world peace

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 09:38 PM
I want a hug from Smon, and the pizza will never be better for it has cancer.

I wish Smon was in love with me.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 09:40 PM
He is. You don't know it yet.

SMON. I wish you weren't so mean to meeee.

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 09:41 PM
granted but he becomes obsessed with you and invades your personal space constantly

I wish for a xbox 360 before everyone

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 09:43 PM
You get it, but it explodes because I'm.....


I quit.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 09:54 PM
Well, I wish Smon would invade my personal space all the time.

Klia
09-28-2005, 10:04 PM
Granted but then Smon would have to be restrained.

I wish I could draw without a reference.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 10:06 PM
If you could draw without a refrence, it would probably suck.

I wish Smon wouldn' dodge subjects involving him and girls so much.

Klia
09-28-2005, 10:08 PM
Granted but then he would be horny for you.

I wish I didn't have a phobia of shots.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 10:09 PM
Just take a dang shot and be brave you wossy!!

I wish I could have the urge to leave the computer so I can start my sketch that's due tomarrow.

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 10:10 PM
granted now you have a phoebia of doctors

I wish for a for a paint ball gun

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 10:12 PM
sure, but it backfires and kills you.

i wish everyone would say this: im gonna strat a charity
TheRealLyokar: called corrupt-a-wish
TheRealLyokar: we pay to ruin ameake-a wish foundation
TheRealLyokar: k?

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 10:12 PM
Just take a dang shot and be brave you wossy!!

I wish I could have the urge to leave the computer so I can start my sketch that's due tomarrow.
(well, she answered first)
Okay! We'll all be mean until you cry and leave. Jerk!

I wish I was better at saving money. Action figures,

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 10:13 PM
Shut up, we'll all go bankrupt with that Idea.

I wish for a part in the christmas program.

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 10:16 PM
granted the program sucked

I wish for a cure for cancer

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 10:21 PM
It'll come after you die!!!

I wish for a boyfriend.

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 10:23 PM
granted but it's not smon

i wish for a better way of transportation

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 10:26 PM
Haha, you'll have to run everywhere FOREVER!!( and it so will be Smon.)

I wishyou'd die with your evilness, splitsecond.

splitsecond
09-28-2005, 10:32 PM
i'm not evil i'm more along the lines of neutral

i'd wish you would'nt get mad so easily

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 10:34 PM
Well, I ain't mad. I'm just annoyed with you and your stupid avatar who's trying to put the energiser bunny out of a job.

I wish I could play the F major scale

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Sure, but you can't play any other scale

I wish my desk was clean.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 11:12 PM
Well, clean it you figgy piggy.

I wish that Emma's party will be awesome!

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:25 PM
Sure, but Emma won't have a party.

I wish that the girl I like liked me, unconditionally, at the perfect amount so that I like her too, it's not a stalker relationship, and we would go to the dance together because I would no longer have confidence and self-esteem issues, and she liked Psychonauts, and that this wish was incorruptible.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 11:32 PM
Oh, Cheez. Of course I'll love you! And yo don't have to worry about anything, since our love is true and you are totally HAWT.

I wish Cheez would die.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Sure, but I would become a zombie.

I wish you would've already known that I was talking about someone at school. >:\

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 11:37 PM
I knew. I'm just a heartless, spiteful weenie. And it was payback for the Blood jokes. >:3

I wish I would get an avatar.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:39 PM
Sure but it'll be ugly, obscene, and get you banned.

I wish I had some cake, that was delicious and unpoisoned with no negative side effects.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 11:41 PM
You get it! Have some of my cookie pizza! :3 I love you!

I wish I had... um... ninja type superpowers.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:44 PM
Sure, but you wouldn't know how to use them.

I wish the pizza had no cookies, and unpoisoned and uncorruptible pepperoni on it instead.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 11:46 PM
:< Okay... fine. You know, you make this game SUCK.

Cheez, I wish you... had... twenty girlfriends.

90SK
09-28-2005, 11:49 PM
He already has them.

I wish I could find some matching pants to go with my hat.

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:50 PM
Sure, but your hat would change colors.

Purple Squid
09-28-2005, 11:50 PM
You do! But you really shouldn't put pants on your head anyway.

I wish I could wear this uber cool blazer without looking stupid.

90SK
09-28-2005, 11:53 PM
Yo wear it without looking stupid, but a dog eats it. Eats the whole thing.

I wish it wasn't 11:00 PM on a school night.

DarthAve
09-28-2005, 11:54 PM
U can't it's impossible.

I wish that could get more tape!

KingCheez
09-28-2005, 11:55 PM
Sure, now it's 12:00 am on a school night.

KingCheez
09-29-2005, 12:00 AM
I wish I had a normal sleep pattern.

90SK
09-29-2005, 12:07 AM
You sleep in and are late; you miss everything and your life goes to hell.

I wish I could stop eating Mr.P's Frozen Pizzas

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 12:37 AM
You do, but it feels rejected and stabs you in the night.

I wish I wasn't such a pessimist.

TyraaRane
09-29-2005, 01:28 AM
You aren't, but you're so cheerful that someone stabs you to put you out of their misery.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 07:27 AM
You got it, but it becomes SENTIENT AND KILLS MITTENS THE SNIPER KITTY.

I wish I had finished my big-word-vocab.

Smon
09-29-2005, 08:16 AM
You did, but then you start learning chinese vocab, then spanish, then japanese until *pop* Your head explodes.

Hm... a wish that won't backfire... hm... I wish for a Ham Sandwich with Mayo and bread and NO OTHER HORRIBLE SURPRISES.

KingCheez
09-29-2005, 09:27 AM
Sure, but the sandwich melts.

I wish Thursday didn't exist.

90SK
09-29-2005, 12:43 PM
It end up not existing; everyone's life is shortened permanently including yours. You die within the next few months.

I wish I had free pie.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 12:49 PM
Pie? Evil, magic pie.

I wish... for Cheetos.

This blazer is so damn cool right now.

Klia
09-29-2005, 04:06 PM
Fine but the Cheetos will permanantly stain that blazer.

I wish I could get Boyd's picture vaults.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 04:15 PM
You'll get them, but they'll be blurry and stained!!!

I wish For a happy and safe Psychonauts day(Which isThis saturday, the first saturday in October)

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 04:16 PM
Okay, but I'm not going. It will SPLODE.

I wish... For... something... yummy.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 04:22 PM
You'll get somthing yummy and radioactive.

I wish for some noncontaminated ice creme with nothing wrong with it, nothing will happen to it, ant I won't die from eating it.

90SK
09-29-2005, 04:24 PM
You eat and enjoy your delicious ice cream. The next morning you get hit by a car and die.

I wish for cats.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 04:25 PM
the cats will scratch your eyes out.

I wish for some rubber gloves.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 04:25 PM
IT'S MITTENS.

I wish Mittens would stop shooting me.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 04:30 PM
well, shoot Mittens back!!

I wish I wern't such a dang Communist!!

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 04:35 PM
Um, you stop. GI-Joe says he loves you.

I wish I could have a kitten.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 04:47 PM
You will never have a kitten!! You will have a puppy though.

I wish me and Smon can be the next hot couple.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 04:53 PM
You are! BUT IN A FIRE TYPE SENSE.

Smon! I wish you would LOVE MEEEE!

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 04:55 PM
He never will for you are really a guy.

I wish for some pancakes!

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 04:56 PM
You get them, but they could never love you for you are a guy.

I wish I had tic-tacs!

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 05:01 PM
I'm not a guy, but if I am they get somthing each month too? the tic tacs are in your least favorite flavor.

I wish I had some chocolate chip cookies.

Smon
09-29-2005, 06:45 PM
I'm not a guy, but if I am they get somthing each month too? the tic tacs are in your least favorite flavor.

I wish I had some chocolate chip cookies.
Wow... that's just... not fun to talk about in a forum...

Anyway, you do but suddenly you're a dog so eating them will make you DIE.

I wish for a deadly plague.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 06:58 PM
Yay! But it's a nice plague--wait. You suck.

I wish we didn't bring up so many uncomfortable topics on accident.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 07:17 PM
You know , I don't care. I'm goin' to a party tomarrow. and I'm gonna see if I can go dressed like Sasha. I have the perfect turtleneck.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 07:29 PM
Um... I'm not really one to talk, but shouldn't you say that on the bard you made for it? You crazy munchkin!

(I'm wearing my Raz jacket!)

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 07:33 PM
YOU LITTLE WORD I CANT SAY. I HOPE YOU SUFFER A PAINFUL AND HORRIBLE DEATH!!!! I AIN'T SHORT!!!!!!

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 07:42 PM
D8
D8
D8

I hate you.

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 07:46 PM
how come you said you love me on the other board then?

Smon
09-29-2005, 07:54 PM
Must prepare costume for Halloween...

*puts on suit and big ol' glasses*

Almost...

*makes a big ol stamp outta cardbaord*

NO!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/censored.gif

90SK
09-29-2005, 07:55 PM
Denied! Oho!

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 07:56 PM
Must prepare costume for Halloween...

*puts on suit and big ol' glasses*

Almost...

*makes a big ol stamp outta cardbaord*

NO!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/censored.gif
Woah. Looking good, Smon.

I dunno what I wanna be for Halloween...

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 07:56 PM
you're gonna be a censor? why don't you kick it up a notch, rent a fat suit, tear up your costume, and go as the mega censor. oh and stick some pudding on your side.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 07:56 PM
Denied! Oho!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN'D!

Smon
09-29-2005, 08:03 PM
you're gonna be a censor? why don't you kick it up a notch, rent a fat suit, tear up your costume, and go as the mega censor. oh and stick some pudding on your side.
Nah, if I can't be a censor I gotta lotta backup plans, Mega sounds.. uncomfortable. Like for one thing, TROGDOR. I could also be Fred. (I gotta towel and the hat sounds easy enough to find)

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:05 PM
OMG if you were Fred I'd be all over you!!! Fred is sexy. Hey,Smon will you go on a date to the psychonauts day carnival with me??? If you do, I'll stop nagging you to go out with me.

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 08:05 PM
I just want a scarf. :'(

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 08:06 PM
OMG if you were Fred I'd be all over you!!! Fred is sexy. Hey,Smon will you go on a date to the psychonauts day carnival with me??? If you do, I'll stop nagging you to go out with me.
Psssht. You'll leave Smon alone as soon as I stop fangirling Blood...

Smon
09-29-2005, 08:11 PM
Sorry, can't. Gotta man the info booth. (whew, that should get her off my back... OMG TELEPATHY!) *constructs mental shield*

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:13 PM
noo, you have break. Fine must continue to nag,

NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNA GNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGN AGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 08:14 PM
Agna?

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:15 PM
read from the beginning genious.

NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNA GNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGN AGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNA GNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGN AGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG NAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAGNAG

90SK
09-29-2005, 08:16 PM
Nagna?

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 08:26 PM
Nagnagna?

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:26 PM
SHUT UP!!!

Smon
09-29-2005, 08:27 PM
*banishes thread to Realm of Calling*

I'll resummon when it's less... insane...

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:28 PM
It's less insane!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! I <3 VOCABULOR IS ON THE BACK OF MY SKETCHBOOK!!!!

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 08:29 PM
Oh, man. You make me LOL, Darth. You make me LOL.

HEY! Why was the broom late for work?

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:31 PM
I DON'T KNOW YOU EVIL PERSON????? GO AWAY!!!!

Purple Squid
09-29-2005, 08:40 PM
I am making sad faces at you.

D: :'(

DarthAve
09-29-2005, 08:44 PM
Go ahead I still hate you for ruining my life!!

shinzuku
10-02-2005, 06:24 PM
Then you'll go bald


I wish i were dead

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 06:27 PM
Um... okay. You're dead. But not a zombie.

I wish I could draw this stupid picture.

shinzuku
10-02-2005, 06:36 PM
damn



you can, but it will look like crap and everyone will hate you for it

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 06:59 PM
Mmm. I got burned.

You wish for...?

the totally pimp french version of the nightmare before christmas? friggin sweet.

Klia
10-02-2005, 07:46 PM
Mmm. I got burned.

You wish for...?

the totally pimp french version of the nightmare before christmas? friggin sweet.

The French guy is actually a regular guy with a bad accent.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 07:47 PM
Aww. I KNEW he was too sober to be French!

90SK
10-02-2005, 07:55 PM
I wish I had one of those awesome pirate hooks like the one Captain Hook had, with all the extensions, you know?

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 07:56 PM
Mkay, but Hook stabs you in the eye for stealing it.

I wish it was Saturday.

Klia
10-02-2005, 07:59 PM
Then Sunday would never come and they're never be a day for rest.

90SK
10-02-2005, 08:00 PM
I wish Vanilla Coke was very healthy.

Klia
10-02-2005, 08:01 PM
You skip a week to saturday, but in doing so you miss the best week of your life.

I wish Vanilla Coke was very healthy.

Then everything else would be very unhealthy.

I wish that my project was due Wednesday instead of Monday.

90SK
10-02-2005, 08:02 PM
Your cat eats your project on Tuesday.

I wish I could see a black squirrel.

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:03 PM
Satan squirrel.

I wish I could draw. RIGHT NOW.

Smon
10-02-2005, 08:09 PM
You can draw, but only things that people don't care about.

I wish for a taco that can talk.

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:17 PM
the taco will talk in russian so you cant understand it.

I wish I could get a straightjacket for christmas

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:21 PM
You get it, but... YOUR PARENTS...

Got the wrong size!

I wishes fer' chocolate! Again!

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:30 PM
will be poisned and you will die a horrible slow death.

I wish for a Napoleon hat with a straightjacket so I can run around pretending to be Fred.

KingCheez
10-02-2005, 08:38 PM
SMON.

For the price of Darth's seven dollars, you are going to go on a date with her to the Psychonauts Festival Week Fest parades and stuff OR I WILL SHOOT YOU AND GUT YOU. Naturally you will be alive for this whole process. Or I could hypnotize you, too!

-Sure, but nobody would get the joke.

-I wish I had some delicious food.

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:39 PM
OMG, kingcheez do you have the hots for me? or do you just wanna see me and Smon make out?

Purple Squid
10-02-2005, 08:40 PM
Um... it's delicious. But creepy?

WHATCHOO TALKING BOUT?

DarthAve
10-02-2005, 08:44 PM
[QUOTE=KingCheez]SMON.

For the price of Darth's seven dollars, you are going to go on a date with her to the Psychonauts Festival Week Fest parades and stuff OR I WILL SHOOT YOU AND GUT YOU. Naturally you will be alive for this whole process. Or I could hypnotize you, too!

QUOTE]
Holy crap!! There are Parades?? Will people be thorwing candy to the bystanders??I luv that. Can all the Lucasforum posters have a float?? WE BELONG!!!!!

90SK
10-03-2005, 04:39 PM
The floats end up exploding, and the forums crash. We all die.

I wish this thread would stop dying. >_>

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 04:42 PM
Okay, but it's a god. OF CHAOS!

I wish... I didn't have this awesome jacket. D:

90SK
10-03-2005, 04:44 PM
You never had it to begin with.

I wish for kittens (have I already wished for kittens? Oh well...)

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 04:46 PM
Mittens gets jealous, snipes all of your other kittens, and eats small children.

I wish more people were on. We could have... a party.

(Everyone congratulate Dave for winning the first award for Psychonauts!)

90SK
10-03-2005, 04:57 PM
They've all turned into Christian zealot conformists!

(Award'd? Groovy-tastic.)

I wish for the Nile! (eat it, Aladdin)

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 04:59 PM
You get it, but Aladdin is too busy being in PERSIA to notice. :d

(Well, it was actually a 'customer of the month award', but he worked on Psychonauts, so...)

I wish Disney would make more magical, hand drawn movies. D:

90SK
10-03-2005, 05:04 PM
They end up making "A whole new world of lemmings", and get getting sued 6 feet under.

I wish that I could find the cure for the common cold, and make millions.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 05:10 PM
Okay, but the millions of cash is spent on curing cancer, for your sense of discovery is insatiable...

I wish people were more understanding.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 06:07 PM
they'll never be more understanding, IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!!!!

I wish that people at my school wouldn't say mean things about Psychonauts.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 06:08 PM
I'm not going to corrupt that wish. Why do they say mean things?

I wish people would stop LABELING EACH OTHER!

shinzuku
10-03-2005, 06:14 PM
Then they'd label you instead

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 06:16 PM
They already have. Tear.

I wish for a cool scarf. D:

shinzuku
10-03-2005, 06:17 PM
Then I'd take it.

I wish I could finish my little movie thing without hassle.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 06:22 PM
Alright, but it's still CRAP.

I wish I was brave enough to get a Devart account. Xb

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 06:56 PM
POW!! You will never have anymore courage. Theyu say mean things because they're too dumb to take my advice and play it, or they're just dumb.

I wish for a straightjacket and a Napoleon hat!!! Sacre' Bleu!

90SK
10-03-2005, 07:11 PM
The you attract all manner of unsavory French characters to you. They end up cannibalizing you in your sleep.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of invincible redcurrant pie.

Gruducuuz
10-03-2005, 07:14 PM
Turns out you get the pie, but you get force fed pie untill you die. (Rhymes....)

I wish I had wings.

90SK
10-03-2005, 07:16 PM
They sprout out of your back in a messy grotesque fashion. Your wingspan is 30ft. You can't get into your room. You end up eating pigeons for the rest of your short life.

I wish I had perfect vision.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 07:20 PM
The you attract all manner of unsavory French characters to you. They end up cannibalizing you in your sleep.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of invincible redcurrant pie.
OMG!!!! MY GRANDMA WOULD EAT ME!!!!!!!

On the vision note, you'll go blind next year.

I wish for some cheesecake.

90SK
10-03-2005, 07:23 PM
It's made with american cheese. :barf:

I wish I could cure world hunger.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 07:25 PM
It shall be cured, but not by you.

I wish I wanted to start my science project.

90SK
10-03-2005, 07:32 PM
You start and finish it. You get an F.

I wish today had 5 extra hours.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 09:39 PM
Me too. Uncorrupted.

I wish this Soc Stu project was easier to start... I need to hurry.

Smon
10-03-2005, 10:31 PM
You start and finish it. You get an F.

I wish today had 5 extra hours.

Me too, however...

the 5 extra hours are due to an alien attack slowing the earth's movement, destroying the moon, and wiping out most technology.

On the project wish, it's easy to start because you have to do it in a cage with the floor slowly opening over lava (Austin Powers style) and it will stop if you get the project done.

I wish to meet the Grim Reaper without dying.

90SK
10-03-2005, 10:34 PM
You meet him; he's a total bore. Talks on and on about this and that. You end up falling asleep for the duration of his visit. He gets so pissed he decides to make an early stop for you next year.

I wish for three more wishes.

Smon
10-03-2005, 10:44 PM
You meet him; he's a total bore. Talks on and on about this and that. You end up falling asleep for the duration of his visit. He gets so pissed he decides to make an early stop for you next year.

I wish for three more wishes.
You get them, but they too shall be corrupted.

I wish for a box that I can put anything inside and it will duplicate it flawlessly.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 11:37 PM
You get a box, but I'm in it!!!Than you shall have many of me Mwahaha

I wish that Sasha was real and he'd go out with me(which would be sick considering the age difference, but he's so dang hot!)

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 11:39 PM
Um, okay. But Smon is crushed. >:3 And Sasha blasts you with his mind.

I wish I could sleep.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 11:42 PM
ouch, my soul, it's dead now.And you accidently drink 5 cans of soda keeping you awake.

I wish I didn't have to sing the harmony to carol of the bells.

90SK
10-03-2005, 11:45 PM
William DaFoe rips your vocal cords out with his teeth.

I wish I could play the uber-saxaphone.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 11:47 PM
no, I wanna sing the song, just not do so dang dings and dongs. and Your sax always has a broken reed no matter what, Mwahaha.

I wish this kid none of you know would go to the dance next year with me.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 11:47 PM
You can, but it is TOO powerful and blasts you away.

I wish I had the mad singing skills of... someone good.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 11:48 PM
no, I wanna sing the song, just not do so dang dings and dongs. and Your sax always has a broken reed no matter what, Mwahaha.

I wish this kid none of you know would go to the dance next year with me.

Alright, but he gets a horrible case of the uglies.

I wish my project rocked HARD.

DarthAve
10-03-2005, 11:54 PM
It will rock hard in an earthquake. and don't worry, he's not that hot right now.

I wish I could do the tango.

Purple Squid
10-03-2005, 11:55 PM
Poof! You can. But not WELL.

I wish I had ninja-skills!

90SK
10-04-2005, 12:36 AM
You trip on your katana and it stabs you through your heart.

I wish I had super cat-skills to counter Squid.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 08:05 AM
you'll get them, but you'll be run over like a cat.

I wish my project wasn't due tomarrow.

Gruducuuz
10-04-2005, 08:05 AM
You get cat skills, like super sleeping all day abilaties and the power to lick your self for hours on end.

I wish eybrows had a sugar coating.

Klia
10-04-2005, 10:06 AM
You get cat skills, like super sleeping all day abilaties and the power to lick your self for hours on end.

I wish eybrows had a sugar coating.
And then people would eat them.

I wish it was sunny out.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 04:57 PM
Well, it shall be sunny!!! But it shall be gloomy for the rest of your days!!!

I wish I could wear some tennis shoes.

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 05:40 PM
You do, but your Mom eats your friends. Wait.

I wish I could speak French.

shinzuku
10-04-2005, 05:50 PM
you can, but now you can't speak english

I wish a could upload my video and it wouldn't be crap.

90SK
10-04-2005, 05:50 PM
You can speak French! Muahahaha!

I wish I could have an awesome dimming light in my bathroom.

shinzuku
10-04-2005, 05:51 PM
Then it uses up a lot of power making your bill 2,000 dollars

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 05:55 PM
You can speak French! Muahahaha!

I wish I could have an awesome dimming light in my bathroom.

Now you... now you... it EXPLODES!

I wish I could FLY!

(sorry, shinzuku. you need to start wishing)

shinzuku
10-04-2005, 06:08 PM
Then you couldn't walk or sit or uses the computer

I wish I could upload my video.

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 06:14 PM
You can, but only if you sell your soul. And eat this funny looking sock! Haha!

I wish I wasn't having meatballs for dinner.

shinzuku
10-04-2005, 06:20 PM
Then you were having spinach

I wish I knew what to wish for and could wish for it.

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 06:53 PM
You wish for a billion dollars. And give it to me.

I wish more girls would join Cheez's RP. Wink.

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:07 PM
You wish for a billion dollars. And give it to me.

I wish more girls would join Cheez's RP. Wink.

They do, but they hate it.

I wish for annoying popup ads.

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 07:08 PM
Well, you get him. Can't corrupt those.

Get the basketball in the hoop for a PSP, Smon!

I wish I had the skills of an artist. (Wink.)

90SK
10-04-2005, 07:12 PM
You get them, and gangreen. Your hands fall off into your soup.


I wish I was immune to the common cold.

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:13 PM
Well, you get him. Can't corrupt those.

Get the basketball in the hoop for a PSP, Smon!

I wish I had the skills of an artist. (Wink.)

You get them, but they are the skills of picasso, and your art shall only be appreciated once you DIE.

I wish I had a the Cheat.

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:14 PM
You get them, and gangreen. Your hands fall off into your soup.


I wish I was immune to the common cold.
You are, but the common cold is the only thing stopping people from catching the uncommon cold, so you catch it, turn purple, your eyeballs boil and you explode.

90SK
10-04-2005, 07:15 PM
BLARGH!!!!!!

I wish for the nile again. Because my brain is tired.

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:18 PM
BLARGH!!!!!!

I wish for the nile again. Because my brain is tired.

MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CORRPUTED YET!!!! oh well,

You get it, but you get sent to the depths of it chained to a rock.

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 07:18 PM
The Nile thinks you have drifted apart, and suggests you see other people.

I wish for a pony. An ART PONY!

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 07:19 PM
MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CORRPUTED YET!!!! oh well,

You get it, but you get sent to the depths of it chained to a rock.
You BEAT ME! Wish now, knave!

90SK
10-04-2005, 07:20 PM
I wish I had a the Cheat.

You get it with too much salt, and the waiter refuses to refund you.

I wish for a pony. An ART PONY!

It's a pony chizzled onto a large rock that breaks our back in 3 places.

I wish Wrigley’s spearmint gum came in enormous size proportions.

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:34 PM
You get it with too much salt, and the waiter refuses to refund you.



It's a pony chizzled onto a large rock that breaks our back in 3 places.

I wish Wrigley’s spearmint gum came in enormous size proportions.

Uh... the Cheat is a little yellow thing from HomestarRunner.com

anyway, it does but no store can stock it due to size.

I wish for a justice rocket backpack rocket rocket.

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 07:37 PM
You get it, but it comes with a Commando. A really WHINY one.

I wish for literacy!

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:41 PM
You get it, but it comes with a Commando. A really WHINY one.

I wish for literacy!
You mean Renold?

Anyway, you get it, but you get klingon literacy so the only ones who respect you are nerds, everyone else just says YA FRICKIN' NERD!

I wish for an Action Figure Storage Truck. (Luv Cheat Commandos...os.)

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 07:50 PM
You get one, but it melts,

I wish this kid who is obsessed with cows(go figure) would stop making fun of psychonauts and just go out with me!!

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:52 PM
You get one, but it melts,

I wish this kid who is obsessed with cows(go figure) would stop making fun of psychonauts and just go out with me!!
He does, however you realize he is actually a WOMAN.

I wish I had the Brothers Chaps kidnapped Misery-style. And forced them to make cartoons for me.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 07:53 PM
umm, they die when they're in your power.

I wish for a quarter!!

Smon
10-04-2005, 07:55 PM
umm, they die when they're in your power.

I wish for a quarter!!
You get a quarter, but it is a quarter of a kiloliter of ACID. IN YOUR FACE.

I wish for ghost powers. (Dunna nunna nunna nuh... he's a phantom...)

Purple Squid
10-04-2005, 08:44 PM
You get them, but you get ECTO-ACNE. DunDunDAAAA!

I wish for world peace.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 09:25 PM
World peace shall come for 5 minutes. Then, WORLD WAR III!!!

I wish for a cooler avatar.

90SK
10-04-2005, 09:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/willemdafoe.jpg
(I don't think I have to add anything to that)

I wish for MI5.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 09:33 PM
YOU WILL NEVER GET IT!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

I wish I could make cooler avatars.

90SK
10-04-2005, 09:36 PM
Willaim DaFoe starts sleezing around your house.

I wish for the perfct hair style.

DarthAve
10-04-2005, 09:57 PM
You'll never get it, and William DeFoe shall meet his doom.

I wish I didn't have to make up a wish.

Smon
10-04-2005, 10:22 PM
You'll never get it, and William DeFoe shall meet his doom.

I wish I didn't have to make up a wish.
You don't have to, except it would've been uncorrupted, but oh well.. too late.

I wish for eternal peace throughout all existence.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 07:13 AM
YOU WILL NEVER GET IT!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!

I wish I could make cooler avatars.

You do but then your computer breaks and you can't save them.


Willaim DaFoe starts sleezing around your house.

I wish for the perfct hair style.

There will be one, but not for you.


You don't have to, except it would've been uncorrupted, but oh well.. too late.

I wish for eternal peace throughout all existence.

Then everone dies.

I wish i had a bullet-proof shield so I would stop getting shot at.

Smon
10-05-2005, 07:18 AM
You do but then your computer breaks and you can't save them.




There will be one, but not for you.




Then everone dies.

I wish i had a bullet-proof shield so I would stop getting shot at.
You have a shield you just forgot where you put it and die of gunfire.

I wish I had a solid gold PSP.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 07:32 AM
Then you couldn't play it. And it turns out it really wasn't solid gold, it was gold paint.

I wish I ...um... I wish they would make a sequel to Psychonauts. Just try and corrupt that.

Smon
10-05-2005, 08:13 AM
Then you couldn't play it. And it turns out it really wasn't solid gold, it was gold paint.

I wish I ...um... I wish they would make a sequel to Psychonauts. Just try and corrupt that.
TOO EASY. I shall base its corruption on an infamous Nintendo move...

They made a sequel but it was too difficult for gamers so they scrapped it, and just changed the graphics in a japanese game and called it PsychoNauts 2.

I wish for a Robot Chicken DVD.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 08:16 AM
Geh... Then I take it before you can watch and throw it out a window.

I wish the stupid email would just load the thing already.

Smon
10-05-2005, 08:18 AM
Geh... Then I take it before you can watch and throw it out a window.

I wish the stupid email would just load the thing already.
It does but it crashes as soon as it does so it doesn't get sent.

I wish I had Alchemy powuhs.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 08:20 AM
Okay then I guess you can forget the video then.

Then something goes wrong and you blow up.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said I wish.

Smon
10-05-2005, 08:25 AM
Okay then I guess you can forget the video then.

Then something goes wrong and you blow up.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone said I wish.
Hey I want it, I'm just doing my job of corruption.

And if I blow up then I'll be all like the FullMetal Alchemist whos all "BWOW SHOOM PWOW!!!"


You do, but the dollars are sentient and picky, and do not want to be spent.

I wish for your video.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 08:30 AM
And then It doesn't get uploaded. (I'm trying though. It's not working)

I wish for a kitty-cat

Smon
10-05-2005, 08:31 AM
And then It doesn't get uploaded. (I'm trying though. It's not working)

I wish for a kitty-cat
It IMPLODES.

I wish for a kitty-cat with gravy.

Anyway, if you have MSN I could log into that and you could send it directly to me through the chat window.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 08:38 AM
Then I shoot you for trying to eat the kitty.

What do you mean "have msn"?
I have a hotmail account, but I use Aol.

I wish my hair wouldn't poof out.

Smon
10-05-2005, 08:58 AM
Then I shoot you for trying to eat the kitty.

What do you mean "have msn"?
I have a hotmail account, but I use Aol.

I wish my hair wouldn't poof out.
Well, MSNM is an IM system like AIM (AOL) and is used by more people, you can download it and use your hotmail account as your username.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 08:59 AM
Cool. Hey, check your email real quick okay. There should be four emails from me. The two without attachments were accidents.

Smon
10-05-2005, 09:01 AM
AH! Just got it, will R&R as soon as I get back, then I'll put it on a SWF so I can put it onto a photobucket account...

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 09:01 AM
Kay....

Smon
10-05-2005, 09:07 AM
K, just saw it,

Rating:2/5

Review:Okay, not great, for making it I will NOT destroy your planet, HOWEVER neither will I give you the secret formula for immortality.

SWF-ing now so ALL may see it....

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 09:10 AM
waaaaaahhhhh. I got a 40% I failed. Of course I knew it was crap when I sent in to you....Mabye I should just stick to drawing semi-okay pictures....

@@

Damn your avatar maked me dizzy.


hey, you saw both versions right?

Smon
10-05-2005, 09:33 AM
Well I got both... but I only looked at one... for now.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 09:34 AM
You do that, It's just like the other one but It has alterations. You might not want to bother looking at it.

Right....

*runs out of thread*

Smon
10-05-2005, 09:36 AM
You do that, It's just like the other one but It has alterations. You might not want to bother looking at it.

Right....

*runs out of thread*
Here's the flash version that should be viewable on all browsers:http://media.putfile.com/shinzuku

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 09:38 AM
*runs in*

Thank you....

*runs out*

TyraaRane
10-05-2005, 10:13 AM
Aww...I thought it was cute. And for some reason the helpful little arrows at the beginning of Sasha's daydream made me laugh.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 10:15 AM
yay

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:24 PM
K, just saw it,

Rating:2/5

Review:Okay, not great, for making it I will NOT destroy your planet, HOWEVER neither will I give you the secret formula for immortality.

SWF-ing now so ALL may see it....
That's pretty harsh. CHILLAX. D:

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 05:43 PM
Aww, it's sweet.

splitsecond
10-16-2005, 07:17 PM
is this thread alive... yes this proves everthing I touch or do doesn't die now I can get a dog speaking of which
-I wish for a dog :)

90SK
10-17-2005, 12:30 AM
It's a schnauzer. A rabid one. With a taste for human flesh...and the occasional pumpkin loaf.

I wish I had the perfect pear to eat.

Ray_the_psychic
10-17-2005, 12:42 AM
I WISH FOR A PACK OF MORE PSI-BOMBS I USED 'EM ALL ON DIB AND RAY READ ALL MY POSTS AND FIND WHO DIB IS

Ray_the_psychic
10-17-2005, 12:47 AM
WHERE DID ERRONE GO OH NO IT WAS DEM DAM RAINBOW SQUIRTS I'MA GO ME A HUNTIN' AND GET SOME GOOD MEAT STUPID LIL' RETARDED PIECES O' OL' MOLDY DIRTY SMELLY CRAPPY (TRUCK SOUND) I'MA GIT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE STARTS SHOOTIN' MUSKET W/ COUNTRY BOY ACCENT I KILL U WAIT GOTTA RELOAD (TEA PARTIE BEING HELD WHILE RELOADIN') NOW DIE YOU CRAP AND SEND BACK ERRBODY OR I KILL U AGAIN FOR 3 TIMES

Purple Squid
10-17-2005, 12:50 AM
It's a schnauzer. A rabid one. With a taste for human flesh...and the occasional pumpkin loaf.

I wish I had the perfect pear to eat.

It's TOO perfect, and it clogs your throat with yummy.

I wish I wasn't so creeped out.

Ray_the_psychic
10-17-2005, 01:51 PM
I WISH FOR A PACK OF MORE PSI-BOMBS I USED 'EM ALL ON DIB AND RAY READ ALL MY POSTS AND FIND WHO DIB IS

THAT WAS MY WISH AND YAY EVERYONE IS BACK DIB IS A STICK FIGURE I WILL SEND IT HERE HE IS NUCKIN FUTS THOUGH HE'S MY INSANITY
RAY I AM I AM MY OWN SANITY

90SK
10-17-2005, 08:07 PM
I wish I wasn't so creeped out.

You turn into one of those guys from horror movies that always die because they're too brave.

"Don't worry Brenda, I'll protect you from the disgusting blob. Have at you!" *gets eaten*

THAT WAS MY WISH AND YAY EVERYONE IS BACK DIB IS A STICK FIGURE I WILL SEND IT HERE HE IS NUCKIN FUTS THOUGH HE'S MY INSANITY
RAY I AM I AM MY OWN SANITY

Your dib is served with too much salt, and the waiter won't give you a refund.

I wish for everyone to respect the movie Casino Royale.

Purple Squid
10-17-2005, 08:13 PM
Alright, but now no one respects... uh. You.

I wish I could get my thoughts on paper.

shinzuku
10-17-2005, 08:15 PM
but then you forget what you were doing and can't do anything with the paper.


I wish I could find clam cowder. Non spoiled chowder.

90SK
10-17-2005, 08:32 PM
It's fresh. Too fresh. The clams attach to your nose causing you mild pain!

I wish I didn't not have no delicious apple pie.

Ray_the_psychic
10-17-2005, 09:10 PM
You turn into one of those guys from horror movies that always die because they're too brave.

"Don't worry Brenda, I'll protect you from the disgusting blob. Have at you!" *gets eaten*



Your dib is served with too much salt, and the waiter won't give you a refund.

I wish for everyone to respect the movie Casino Royale.

WTF I DON'T EAT DIB I DON'T KNOW THAT DIB IS A FOOD IT IS A STICK FIGURE THAT IS MY INSANITY AND ME AND RAY ARE MY SANITY THANK GOD FOR US SO LOOK AGAIN YOU CAPTAINSKYE PERSON YOU

90SK
10-17-2005, 09:17 PM
No, I'm pretty sure you wished for hot dib on rice. Too much salt will really spoil it, though. Makes it all dry, yeah?

Purple Squid
10-17-2005, 09:39 PM
No, I'm pretty sure you wished for hot dib on rice. Too much salt will really spoil it, though. Makes it all dry, yeah?

Same thing with babies and kittens, eh?

Ray_the_psychic
10-17-2005, 09:46 PM
No, I'm pretty sure you wished for hot dib on rice. Too much salt will really spoil it, though. Makes it all dry, yeah?

I DID NOT ORDER ANY DIB WHATEVER THAT IS WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME??????????????????????????????/

90SK
10-18-2005, 12:08 AM
I always preferred mine with duck sauce. Adds a kind of tangy sensation that's really unique. You can sort of get the same thing with lemon juice, but the duck sauce is richer.

90SK
10-18-2005, 12:09 AM
Same thing with babies and kittens, eh?

Oh, don't remind me. Too many bad vibes.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 01:10 AM
OH SCREW YOU I'M NOT SCREWIN' W/ IT

90SK
10-18-2005, 03:18 PM
I'm sorry, but that is not in conformity with the rules of this thread. If you continue gushing inane gibberish on these boards, we'll be forced to take action against you. This could result in forum ban for both you and your "brother" if you do not desist immediately. This is your only warning.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 04:11 PM
what insane gibberish?

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 04:18 PM
what insane gibberish?

He means the rambling thing. The whole 'no punctutation' thing doesn't slide over well.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 04:27 PM
Okay, from now on I will be a complete opposite of what I am. Thanx alot pplz.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 04:29 PM
I wish I was a secret Agent fo' the F.B.I.

Smon
10-18-2005, 06:56 PM
I wish I was a secret Agent fo' the F.B.I.
You are but you work as a SECRET DESK AGENT.

I wish for a dog **** taco.

90SK
10-18-2005, 06:57 PM
You get and eat it. >_>

I wish for a fish!

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 06:59 PM
You are but you work as a SECRET DESK AGENT.

I wish for a dog **** taco.

No way to corrupt that. Pretty nasty. Unless you meant for me to...

SPARKLE TACOS FOR YOU!

I wish for ninety... nine... hours... until tomorrow?

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 07:00 PM
You get and eat it. >_>

I wish for a fish!

DANG. You get it and eat it.

I wish for the babies in Beijing to have... kittens?

90SK
10-18-2005, 07:02 PM
The kittens eat all the babies, then explode. The mess is so disgusting that Beijing is launched into the sun.

I wish that I had a cherry coke drinking fountain.

Smon
10-18-2005, 07:06 PM
The kittens eat all the babies, then explode. The mess is so disgusting that Beijing is launched into the sun.

I wish that I had a cherry coke drinking fountain.
You do but it quickly runs dry.

I wish I could animate better with Flash.

90SK
10-18-2005, 07:07 PM
It's so good, it actually takes your mind! Arrgh! (this one only wrenches it a little).

I wish for world piece. He he... (get it? World piece? Like, a big chunk of land? Yeah...)

Smon
10-18-2005, 07:09 PM
It's so good, it actually takes your mind! Arrgh! (this one only wrenches it a little).

I wish for world peice. He he...
(Typo? Eh nonethless...)

You have a piece of the world in your EYE.

Alternate ending

The world is quite peaceful UNTIL ALIENS INVADE.

I wish for Dr.Mario to ACTUALLY earn his degree rather then just throw pills at everything...

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 07:12 PM
(Typo? Eh nonethless...)

You have a piece of the world in your EYE.

Alternate ending

The world is quite peaceful UNTIL ALIENS INVADE.

I wish for Dr.Mario to ACTUALLY earn his degree rather then just throw pills at everything...

That's what real doctors get PHDs for, right? Pill blamming?

I wish for a million packages of Reeses.

90SK
10-18-2005, 07:13 PM
No! That typo was never there. >_>

He get's a degree, but he's too small to do any good as a docter, and becomes a plumber instead.

I wish Luigi had more solo games.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 07:13 PM
(Typo? Eh nonethless...)

You have a piece of the world in your EYE.

Alternate ending

The world is quite peaceful UNTIL ALIENS INVADE.

I wish for Dr.Mario to ACTUALLY earn his degree rather then just throw pills at everything...

He does and you have to see him for a cranioectomy.

I wish I could see the mighty Huz.

Gruducuuz
10-19-2005, 07:44 AM
He is so mighty, that you are 1/100 of his size, he doesn't notice you, and steps on you.

I wish I had all the free time I ever wanted.

Ray_the_psychic
10-19-2005, 01:52 PM
You have too much and you waste your life away on meaningless munchies (you eat for the rest of your life)

I wish Darth had a straightjacket.

shinzuku
11-26-2005, 01:53 AM
But then she wouldn't be able to post anymore.

I wish... The scanner worked.