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shinzuku
10-05-2005, 09:17 AM
This thread is for the underappreciated character Oleander.

Agent-Sarah
10-05-2005, 12:09 PM
Because that small man needs loving. And bunnies.

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:12 PM
Mostly bunnies.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 12:12 PM
Yes...

Tsuki-san: I love him

(Tsuki-san: FANFIC character (fruitsbasket Kisa's hair-Hiro clothes)
Oleander's girl friend)

For the sake of argument, Tsuki's gonna talk for me.

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:14 PM
I think he's cute like a Mr. Potato head. <3

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 12:26 PM
Tsuki: He's mine, No one can have him.

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:31 PM
You need to explain Tsuki before you have her steal my potato diss us.

WINDMILL KICK!

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 12:36 PM
Tsuki:
A fan character
In fanfic she is Oleander's girl friend
She a foot taller then him and looks like she's 12
She's really 28
Her hair is like Kisa's( from Fruits Basket) and she dresses like Hiro
She's Japanese
Her father was in the core.
She has a bunny.
She was a high school friend of Milla's.
She wears army boots with metal spikes at the end, perfect for hurting people who try and steal her boyfriend

She's kinda like a cute, girl Oleander. Scary.

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:37 PM
Oooh. It is kinda scary.

I'm glad Oleander gets OC love, though. <3

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 12:38 PM
Tsuki: yes, and I'm willing to fight for him.

Agent-Sarah
10-05-2005, 12:39 PM
I'm going to try my best to draw Oleander with a bunny someday...

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:43 PM
I'm going to try my best to draw Oleander with a bunny someday...

Aww. How cute. I need to scan in this little 'my style' Raz later... it's in my binder.

Also, Oly needs love, too. He's so cute.

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 12:43 PM
Tsuki:Kawaii

Agent-Sarah
10-05-2005, 12:46 PM
Feel the bunny love...

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:47 PM
Tsuki:Kawaii

Grr. That word kills my soul.

Anyway, I love little Oly to pieces. He reminds me of... cute stuff. And cotton candy. But how does he have green eyes and Big Oleander have brown
eye(s)?

shinzuku
10-05-2005, 12:47 PM
Mabye he got it replaced

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 12:50 PM
Mabye he got it replaced
Well, we know he has a glass eye, but the other one is brown. How is that?

You know, his eyes always match his outfit. Hm...

Klia
10-05-2005, 04:28 PM
Well, we know he has a glass eye, but the other one is brown. How is that?

You know, his eyes always match his outfit. Hm...

He has color contacts..duh!

This thread makes me picture Oleander hiding behind my Oleander.

Which makes a weird sentence.

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 05:10 PM
He has color contacts..duh!

This thread makes me picture Oleander hiding behind my Oleander.

Which makes a weird sentence.

Oh yeah... maybe you should go check on that oleander. See what's behind it.

Klia
10-05-2005, 09:29 PM
Oh yeah... maybe you should go check on that oleander. See what's behind it.

But dude...it's leaves are all gone and it's really skinny. Besides Oleander is orange and my Oleander is green and brown..

unless he has invisibility on.

Purple Squid
10-05-2005, 09:32 PM
It's possible he's... hiding in your closet.

Klia
10-05-2005, 09:46 PM
Alright...so we came here to talk about Oleander.

My favorite thing about him is how he was so feminine when he was young and then he became an army man as he grew up.

DarthAve
10-05-2005, 11:09 PM
Feel the bunny love...
I'm feelin' it Mission, I'm feelin it!!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:14 AM
Alright...so we came here to talk about Oleander.

My favorite thing about him is how he was so feminine when he was young and then he became an army man as he grew up.
Manly men love bunnies.

Smon
10-06-2005, 07:22 AM
Manly men love bunnies.
=:3

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:31 AM
=:3

=>:3

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:10 AM
=>:3
AHH! EVIL BUNNAH!!!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 12:54 PM
It's going to eat your sissy bunny!

Smon
10-06-2005, 05:56 PM
It's going to eat your sissy bunny!
Oh really? BUNNY POSSE GO.
http://exterminatusnow.keenspace.com/comics/20050930.jpg
(Don't.. don't even ASK where I get all these comics....)

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 05:59 PM
Evil Bunny! Form of GIANT SPONGE!

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 06:56 PM
Oh, bunny fights?? Suspicious.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 06:59 PM
I'm TOTALLY going to draw a picture of Wee Oly for this thread. =:3

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:00 PM
Wee Oly??? suspicious..

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:01 PM
Wee Oly is cute.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:03 PM
I know, but the fat bunny in the skirt is cuter.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:04 PM
I know, but the fat bunny in the skirt is cuter.
Mr. Bun? Hee, yeah. Cuteness abound.

But Oly is so cute! He's such a girly little boy!

TyraaRane
10-06-2005, 07:04 PM
Wee Oly is cute.

Until the moment he opens his mouth. Most. Annoying. Voice. EVER.

Really, I may love Oleander, but sometimes I'd like nothing better than to set Little Oly on fire or something.

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:05 PM
Wee Oly is cute.

I love it when he turns around to face his dad in the vault. You can hear his neck snapping.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:06 PM
Until the moment he opens his mouth. Most. Annoying. Voice. EVER.

Really, I may love Oleander, but sometimes I'd like nothing better than to set Little Oly on fire or something.

I thought his voice was cute. </3 Oh, Tyraa. I thought you were all about love.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:07 PM
I love it when he turns around to face his dad in the vault. You can hear his neck snapping.
You liked that part, too? I love the face he's making. Reminds me of me. I make that face all the time. D:

TyraaRane
10-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Oh, Tyraa. I thought you were all about love.

I am. Except for when I'm not.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:08 PM
I am. Except for when I'm not.
Oh. Right then. Well, maybe you'll learn to love him one day. Maybe.

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:10 PM
You liked that part, too? I love the face he's making. Reminds me of me. I make that face all the time. D:

I can only dream of making such a face.

I loved his voice. It was so annoying and so unlike Oleander's gruff manly voice.

Damn, I love saying manly.

Anyway..it was the complete opposite of Oleander and that is why I love little Oly, squeaky voice and all. "C'mon little bunny!"

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:17 PM
well, lets all get bunny costumes and hop around waiting for little boys to chase us wanting to "Get Mr. Bunny Bun Bun."

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:21 PM
well, lets all get bunny costumes and hop around waiting for little boys to chase us wanting to "Get Mr. Bunny Bun Bun."

Dude thats.....

AWESOME!

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:33 PM
it is?? Wow strange stroke of genious. That never happens.

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:42 PM
it is?? Wow strange stroke of genious. That never happens.

I wouldn't say that.

Your a Psychonauts fan after all.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:44 PM
true point, Doing the Raz victory dance in gym and making this chick fall over laughing was pretty dang smart!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:48 PM
I can only dream of making such a face.

I loved his voice. It was so annoying and so unlike Oleander's gruff manly voice.

Damn, I love saying manly.

Anyway..it was the complete opposite of Oleander and that is why I love little Oly, squeaky voice and all. "C'mon little bunny!"
And he was so feminine. Ahh, I wish I had a little brother like him. <3

Grr. Oleander is MANLY.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:25 PM
If you hit Oleander with confusion before basic Braining( I cheated once) He'll talk about the bunnies. I believes he says

"Where ya going Mr. Bun?"

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:41 PM
If you listen to him long enough over the speakers, he says, "No, bunny!" and "Not the bunnies..." And he refers to Linda as 'Easter Bunny'. That man is doped up crazy!

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:45 PM
wow, that is pretty doped up.

TyraaRane
10-06-2005, 10:08 PM
If you listen a little longer than that, too, he'll start talking about "Papa" (I forget what he says, exactly, but I think a lot of it's related to what we saw in his memory vault). It's...well, it's kind of disturbing, actually. o.O I got the creeps the first time I heard it, anyway.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 10:08 PM
I listened to it all at night, and he certainly freaked me out. I felt really bad after that...

Alphanaut64
10-08-2005, 03:20 PM
Anyone noticed that Moreau's arms are longer than his legs? :eyeraise:

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 03:21 PM
Anyone noticed that Moreau's arms are longer than his legs? :eyeraise:
Which is cute, really. :3

Smon
10-08-2005, 05:43 PM
Anyone noticed that Moreau's arms are longer than his legs? :eyeraise:
Same thing with Censors, Boyd, and most other Egg bases.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 07:35 PM
bigger arms= bigger hugs!!

AWWWWWW, and it's also kind of oppositn cause fred's legs are like 5 times the size of his arms. but Crispen's is unknown.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 08:00 PM
bigger arms= bigger hugs!!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/kittyhugs.jpg

AWWWWW. Paws-o-tively adorable!

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 08:06 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/kittyhugs.jpg

AWWWWW. Paws-o-tively adorable!
AHHHH, THE CUTE, IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! MY BRAIN IS MELTING FROM THE ADORABLE KITTIES!!!!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 09:54 PM
Yes, they are quite adorable. They embrace in a moment of kitty friendship.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 09:58 PM
kitty's are evil!!!!

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons!!!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 09:59 PM
Kitties aren't evil.

Bunnies are evil.

Emus
Violate
Important
Lemurs

Drink that, SpongBob.

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:08 PM
I can make an acronym for ANYTHING. ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Apples
Never
Yell
Troll
Hair
Into
Nude
Goats

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:10 PM
I hope apples never do that. I'm about to eat one of them things.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:11 PM
create a happy acronym for MUFFINS

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:12 PM
Moose
Undo
Five
F*****
Indigo
Nibbly
Snakes!

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:13 PM
create a happy acronym for MUFFINS

Muffins
Undo
Final
Fantasy's
Infinite
Number of
Sequels

I FOUND THEIR WEAKNESS!

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:13 PM
No, Smon must create the cool acronym for he is SUPER ACRONYM MAN!!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:14 PM
Huzzah! That means no FFwhatevernumberthey'refrigginon! It can finally die!

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:14 PM
Muffins
Undo
Final
Fantasy's
Infinite
Number of
Sequels

I FOUND THEIR WEAKNESS!
woo hoo hoo. that is sig worthy Smon!!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:15 PM
No, Smon must create the cool acronym for he is SUPER ACRONYM MAN!!!

...sorry.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:18 PM
it's ok. yours was good. but you arn't SUPER ACRONYM WOMAN!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Can I be mediochre acronym girl?

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:20 PM
it's ok. yours was good. but you arn't SUPER ACRONYM WOMAN!!
[THE Batman]No sidekicks, I am Batman.[/THE Batman]

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:21 PM
...But... he has a sidekick... can I be yours?

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:23 PM
I'll be.... MUFFIN GIRL. Giving delicious muffins to the muffinless. We shall create. THE SUPER LUCASFORUMS JUSTICE FRIENDS!!!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:24 PM
What about everyone else?

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:28 PM
They can join too. ~puts on her awesome uniform~ (comes out wearing a black and hot pink spandex suit with a muffin emblume and a black eye cover. with a sweet pink cape.)

Smon, does this spandex make me look fat, does the cape help at all??

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:28 PM
...But... he has a sidekick... can I be yours?
[THE Batman]Well... okay. I am Batman.[/THE Batman]

http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050218a.gif

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:30 PM
What about Muffin Girl? She needs a sidekick.

~puts up a sign that says 'Sidekick needed, sombody willing to be Muffin Lad!!'~

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:30 PM
Awesome. I'm... uh... Purple Robin, and I have cockatoo hair!

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:30 PM
They can join too. ~puts on her awesome uniform~ (comes out wearing a black and hot pink spandex suit with a muffin emblume and a black eye cover. with a sweet pink cape.)

Smon, does this spandex make me look fat, does the cape help at all??
It doesn't say anything against you, now then, to don my costume....

*SHAZAM'D*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/photosg.jpg

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:33 PM
Um. Alright then.

I've worn spandex before, it isn't comfortable. I'm wearing a black FBI suit.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:34 PM
umm any takers on muffin lad?? I guess not. TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!!!!!

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:36 PM
umm any takers on muffin lad?? I guess not. TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!!!!!
Indeed. But we must first test to see what powers we have... we don't wanna learn we do/don't have them at inoppurtune times...
http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050131a.gif

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:36 PM
RIGHT! Form of... a Tomahawk 3600!!

*blam*

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:38 PM
Indeed. But we must first test to see what powers we have... we don't wanna learn we do/don't have them at inoppurtune times...
http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050131a.gif

Hmm... Batman does have superpowers. Or is that the coolness of his soul that's letting him do that?

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:38 PM
SUPER ACRONYM MAN:With the power to deconstruct words into more words and confuse villians.
MUFFIN GIRL:With the power to summon muffins from other muffins!
PURPLE ROBIN:With the power of teleportation!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:41 PM
Wait, I can teleport? Since when? I want the power of having the skillz of a ninja.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:41 PM
OMG, I have the power to metamorphasize muffins!!! I can turn blueberry to chocolate chip, chocolate chip to cranberry!!! WOO HOO!!!! and I also have the power to pull off this costume without looking that fat!!!! and I can transform other things to muffins. ~touches Purple Squid and she turns into a multi-grain muffin~ see!!

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:41 PM
Hmm... Batman does have superpowers. Or is that the coolness of his soul that's letting him do that?
Actually a lot of times toy boxes have useless stuff added to characters, like the following:
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys/justice-jogger1.jpg
http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050930atmosphere.gif

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:43 PM
...woah. Talk about a grudge match. And, seriously, everyone needs to blow up an atmosphere every once in a while.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:44 PM
wow, I have one more super power. I can metamorphasize!!!! woo check me out ~turns into President Bush, then Milla Vodello, then back into Muffin Girl~ I'm cooler than I thought I was!!!!

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:46 PM
Above all, SuperMan needs a Missile Launcher MUCH more then a JUSTICE JOGGER.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:47 PM
wow, I have one more super power. I can metamorphasize!!!! woo check me out ~turns into President Bush, then Milla Vodello, then back into Muffin Girl~ I'm cooler than I thought I was!!!!
Why would you want to turn into Bush?

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:48 PM
Smon, are you sure you don't wanna go out with me? ~turns into Jennifer Garner~

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:48 PM
Above all, SuperMan needs a Missile Launcher MUCH more then a JUSTICE JOGGER.

True. What the hell does a Justice Jogger do?

Smon
10-08-2005, 10:49 PM
True. What the hell does a Justice Jogger do?
All it says is...

POWER STOMPING ACTION.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:51 PM
fine if u don't like Jennifer Garner ~turns into Eva Longoria~

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:53 PM
Oh. And he's going to do what with that? Stomp.

Super Man- Seriously, Lex. Stop being such an idget.
Lex- How about no?
Super Man- Don't make me whip out the double J.
Lex- And that is... something I totally don't care about?
*snatches priceless gold kitty*
Super Man- *Justice Jogs Lex's ass*

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:54 PM
heehee, that's funny Squid!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:54 PM
It's also a true story.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:58 PM
wow, Smon, who do u like?? I'll metamorphasize into them just tell me who???

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:04 PM
Poor Oleander. His thread also got OT.

Dude, I love this guy. I wanted to hang out in his tree house all day.

He may also be one of those people who have trouble staying awake. Look at how fast he went to sleep.

And before you Innuendo me PS I will do it my self.

I'd want to hang in his treehouse.

Innuendo, it's what you do.

Smon
10-08-2005, 11:06 PM
wow, Smon, who do u like?? I'll metamorphasize into them just tell me who???
I am terribly sorry but I do not reveal my weaknesses to ANYONE. I mean look at SuperMan, on guy finds out about Kryptonite and EVERYONE suddenly carries it around for protection. EVEN FREAKIN' BATMAN.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:07 PM
fine, I'll read your mind my super secret power!!!! OMG you like.. Quentin Hedgemouse? YOU"RE GAY????

TyraaRane
10-08-2005, 11:07 PM
He may also be one of those people who have trouble staying awake. Look at how fast he went to sleep.

Narcoleptic, you mean?

Or it could be that he sleeps during the day because he sneaks over to the asylum at night to plot to take over the world. Y'know, kind of like Pinky and the Brain, only not. ("What're we going to do tonight, Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky...")

Smon
10-08-2005, 11:11 PM
fine, I'll read your mind my super secret power!!!! OMG you like.. Quentin Hedgemouse? YOU"RE GAY????
You may think that but I plan ahead, and I picked up (in advance TO EVERYTHING) the Reversing Mirror.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:11 PM
OMG I <3 Pinky and the Brain ,

Their Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain.
One is a genius, the other's insane.

tee hee it was so funny with the animainacks.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:12 PM
You may think that but I plan ahead, and I picked up (in advance TO EVERYTHING) the Reversing Mirror.
WHY DON'T YOU <3 ME??????

Smon
10-08-2005, 11:13 PM
WHY DON'T YOU <3 ME??????
I just don't go into internet relationships.

Also, stop being crazy or I shall unleash other Wu upon you.

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:16 PM
It doesn't say anything against you, now then, to don my costume....

*SHAZAM'D*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/photosg.jpg

Ahh. I used to have a policewoman on that.

Or it could be that he sleeps during the day because he sneaks over to the asylum at night to plot to take over the world. Y'know, kind of like Pinky and the Brain, only not. ("What're we going to do tonight, Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky...")

Except replace them with Oleander and Loboto.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:18 PM
Poor Oleander. His thread also got OT.

Dude, I love this guy. I wanted to hang out in his tree house all day.

He may also be one of those people who have trouble staying awake. Look at how fast he went to sleep.

And before you Innuendo me PS I will do it my self.

I'd want to hang in his treehouse.

Innuendo, it's what you do.

Innuendo, it's what I do.

A lot of these threads would die if we weren't here to OT the crap out of them until someone posted something relevant. Like This:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/Oly.jpg

GUESS HOW MANY SECONDS THIS WAS DRAWN IN? Come on, guess. Shouldn't be too hard, seeing as how it's so crappy. But he needs love, the poor little pumpkin...

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:18 PM
I just don't go into internet relationships.

Also, stop being crazy or I shall unleash other Wu upon you.
Fine you shall make me release my ultimate weapon.

~releases a stampede of nightmares onto Smon, and their aromr plated nightmares, undefeteable nightmares that surround him and smother him as if he's buried alive!!~ MWAHAHA!!!

Smon
10-08-2005, 11:22 PM
Fine you shall make me release my ultimate weapon.

~releases a stampede of nightmares onto Smon, and their aromr plated nightmares, undefeteable nightmares that surround him and smother him as if he's buried alive!!~ MWAHAHA!!!
Okay, you asked for it...

Sphere of Yun!

~traps Darth_Ave2011 in the sphere and steals all her posessions including the nightmares~

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:25 PM
Fine, be that way. I choose to show no more enthusiam. woo, boy i hate life. im going to go lidten to the radio, wear black clothes, and feel depressed.

Smon
10-08-2005, 11:27 PM
Fine, be that way. I choose to show no more enthusiam. woo, boy i hate life. im going to go lidten to the radio, wear black clothes, and feel depressed.
It doesn't matter, the Sphere of Yun puts all that stuff in my posession. Not yours. That's what ya get for pushing it.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:27 PM
Can we get on topic for once, weenies? This is a tribute to Oleander, and you are going to make him cry.

Boohoo!

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:29 PM
Innuendo, it's what I do.

A lot of these threads would die if we weren't here to OT the crap out of them until someone posted something relevant. Like This:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/Oly.jpg

GUESS HOW MANY SECONDS THIS WAS DRAWN IN? Come on, guess. Shouldn't be too hard, seeing as how it's so crappy. But he needs love, the poor little pumpkin...

3. As you are so awesome.

I love Oleander.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:30 PM
And before you Innuendo me PS I will do it my self.

I'd want to hang in his treehouse.

Innuendo, it's what you do.

(Now it sounds more suggestive. Hee.)

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:30 PM
Can we get on topic for once, weenies? This is a tribute to Oleander, and you are going to make him cry.

Boohoo!

Hey I was on topic. TyraaRane and I had a very short disscussion.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:31 PM
Hey I was on topic. TyraaRane and I had a very short disscussion.

Yeah, I know. But shouldn't we all be sending in bad pictures? YES WE SHOULD.

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:31 PM
(Now it sounds more suggestive. Hee.)

How did you make it more suggestive? You put suggestive juice in it?

I really liked the tree house. I just stood in there for hours even though nothing was happening. It's a pretty place.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:32 PM
How did you make it more suggestive? You put suggestive juice in it?

I really liked the tree house. I just stood in there for hours even though nothing was happening. It's a pretty place.

Bold letters are sexier than just italic letters. Duh.

And I stood there a long time, too. It was a really thing to look at.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:34 PM
i don care about anything. raz could die for all i care and so could sasha and dart and all the other stupid people i like.

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:35 PM
Bold letters are sexier than just italic letters. Duh.

And I stood there a long time, too. It was a really thing to look at.

Oh, I'm sorry. My eyes were not adjusted to the boldness of your statement.

It makes me sad that in games you don't have an option to sit. And even though there was a ton of interaction in this adventure game I really wanted more. I wanted Oleander to actually talk to me, not just say the same godamn line over and over.

It was very annoying.

I'm starting to sound like an Oleander fangirl. I may be...I may be..

But I'm also a Crispin fan so it isn't so bad.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:39 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. My eyes were not adjusted to the boldness of your statement.

It makes me sad that in games you don't have an option to sit. And even though there was a ton of interaction in this adventure game I really wanted more. I wanted Oleander to actually talk to me, not just say the same godamn line over and over.

It was very annoying.

I'm starting to sound like an Oleander fangirl. I may be...I may be..

But I'm also a Crispin fan so it isn't so bad.

OLY FANGIRL KLIA ZOMG THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EMOTIONS IM HYPERVENTILATING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGOMGOMGOMGOMGMOGCXF

Truth is, I think Oleander is pretty, well, deep for a funny bad guy character. His vaults made me think, oh yeah. And, a question about this...thing.

When Raz was doing his speech, and Oleander mouthed the words 'And your father looks at you with shame in his eyes', that was supposed to be funny. Anyone think it might be a little deeper?

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:43 PM
oleander is a stupid short fat guy which no girl loves and no girl ever will love. so the man can suck it up and go drink some poison.

TyraaRane
10-08-2005, 11:46 PM
When Raz was doing his speech, and Oleander mouthed the words 'And your father looks at you with shame in his eyes', that was supposed to be funny. Anyone think it might be a little deeper?

Oh, definitely. I think it's pretty obvious that Oleander was speaking on some sort of personal level when he wrote the pamphlet.

I'll agree with you on the treehouse, Klia (and not in the innuendo way, you pervs. So there.). It seems like a cool place to hang out and read a book in or something. ...Well, so long as Morry isn't snoring into the radio. That gets old fast.

Klia
10-08-2005, 11:50 PM
OLY FANGIRL KLIA ZOMG THAT MEANS YOU HAVE EMOTIONS IM HYPERVENTILATING OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGOMGOMGOMGOMGMOGCXF

Truth is, I think Oleander is pretty, well, deep for a funny bad guy character. His vaults made me think, oh yeah. And, a question about this...thing.

When Raz was doing his speech, and Oleander mouthed the words 'And your father looks at you with shame in his eyes', that was supposed to be funny. Anyone think it might be a little deeper?

Oh, definitely. I think it's pretty obvious that Oleander was speaking on some sort of personal level when he wrote the pamphlet.

I'll agree with you on the treehouse, Klia (and not in the innuendo way, you pervs. So there.). It seems like a cool place to hang out and read a book in or something. ...Well, so long as Morry isn't snoring into the radio. That gets old fast.
We never perv up anything you say.

I like how Oleander lost himself in his obsessions enough to trick himself into thinking he was what he wanted himself to believe. The whole time though he knew he was tricking himself.

That makes sense if you think about it.

What is really cool is how many false-starts Oleander gives you about his past. And also how it shows the humorous, deep, fearful, and sadistic side of him.

Every vault or segement I was in I found him to change a little.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:52 PM
like i said before, oleander is a stupid short fat guy which no girl loves and no girl ever will love. so the man can suck it up and go drink some poison. why do you even like him. he's so stupid and fat and i'm sure he wants to die.

Smon
10-09-2005, 12:00 AM
like i said before, oleander is a stupid short fat guy which no girl loves and no girl ever will love. so the man can suck it up and go drink some poison. why do you even like him. he's so stupid and fat and i'm sure he wants to die.
Oleander has a lotta character, plus you cna bet he'd take a bullet for ya.

He definitely has a lot more to live for then being a lil poison drinker.

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:08 AM
like i said before, oleander is a stupid short fat guy which no girl loves and no girl ever will love. so the man can suck it up and go drink some poison. why do you even like him. he's so stupid and fat and i'm sure he wants to die.

...I am a girl.

And I am a Crispin fangirl.Woot!

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:08 AM
you can shut up. life is pointless and i bet some people would want you to put a rope around your neck and hang yourself.

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:08 AM
Oleander has a lotta character, plus you cna bet he'd take a bullet for ya.

He definitely has a lot more to live for then being a lil poison drinker.

Oh cool, the first sentence is awesome.

I sig that.

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:10 AM
...I am a girl.

And I am a Crispin fangirl.Woot!
crispens stupid too. i'm glad fred killed him. even though fred is stupid and i want him , raz, sasha, dart and all those other fatheads dead.

Smon
10-09-2005, 12:10 AM
Oh cool, the first sentence is awesome.

I sig that.
Awesome, how many Smon quotes in there? 2!! That will put me ahead of all others.

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:11 AM
not when you die a firey horribble death and you'll be forgotten by all.

Smon
10-09-2005, 12:12 AM
crispens stupid too. i'm glad fred killed him. even though fred is stupid and i want him , raz, sasha, dart and all those other fatheads dead.
...are you mad cuz I used the Sphere of Yun to take all you possess?

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:13 AM
Awesome, how many Smon quotes in there? 2!! That will put me ahead of all others.

I had to take out Sokolov's quote just to put that in.

PurpleSquid: 1
Smon: 2
Darth_Ave:1

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:14 AM
crispens stupid too. i'm glad fred killed him. even though fred is stupid and i want him , raz, sasha, dart and all those other fatheads dead.

Haha! That means Fred is carrying crispen's blood in his system as he ate him. We all saw it!

Smon
10-09-2005, 12:15 AM
I had to take out Sokolov's quote just to put that in.

PurpleSquid: 1
Smon: 2
Darth_Ave:1
Um... also, I sorta put a typo in the post...

So you um, may wanna fix it...

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:16 AM
wow, the mighty vocablor typoed. that means he must burn at the stake.

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:16 AM
Um... also, I sorta put a typo in the post...

So you um, may wanna fix it...

No! It must be authentic.

Smon
10-09-2005, 12:18 AM
wow, the mighty vocablor typoed. that means he must burn at the stake.
Wait a second... :) Did you join a cult?

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:42 AM
Wait a second... :) Did you join a cult?

I did.

It's called Psychonauts.

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:53 AM
Wait a second... :) Did you join a cult?
no, because of you always rejecting me i've decided to show no enthusiam. so you can die for all i care.

Agent-Sarah
10-09-2005, 01:10 AM
Sounds like Ave needs a hug or has Gloria's mood swings.

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:12 AM
oleander is a stupid short fat guy which no girl loves and no girl ever will love. so the man can suck it up and go drink some poison.

Why are you even on this thread, Darth?

NO CHARACTER BASHING.

Oh, wait. Are you kidding? You better be kidding. Seriously?

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:13 AM
Awesome, how many Smon quotes in there? 2!! That will put me ahead of all others.

I've had like three on it!

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:15 AM
I did.

It's called Psychonauts.

I am your sister in worship.

On the level that Oleander is a pretty deep guy, I should also mention he looks badass when he smiles in the vaults. Oh, and his voice scared me sometimes. In a good way.

"Your minds... mean everything to us."

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 01:18 AM
ok, I watched the dog show and I feel better now as a matter a fact, I'm CRYSTAL and CLEM HAPPY WOOOOOOO!!!!!

Red butten is the best.
It fastens up my vest.
If it breaks like the rest.
The boys will see my chest. WOOO YAY RAZ!!!!!!

Will someone post the crystal and clem cheer about Raz being their homie. It's the first cheer for if you talk to them when you have the button, but it's not out.

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:26 AM
When I grow up-
Hey watcha gonna be?
I'm gonna be the best, just like my main homie!
And when you say homie, who's horn might you be tootin'?
The mind readin' psycho-thriller-
Oh, you must mean Razputin!

Something like that. I love those kids.

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 01:30 AM
OMGSH, thank you. I'ma say that in gym. kids may stare at me but they stared and laughed when I did my Raz-esq victory dance.

Klia
10-10-2005, 06:29 PM
Something else just crossed my mind. You know when you are

SPOILERSOMGWTF?SPOILERS

When you are in the Meat Circus you meet up with Oly. Oly's all like how did you get to my happy place. That means that Oleander's happy place when he is grown up is with the bunnies.

How cute is that?

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Something else just crossed my mind. You know when you are

SPOILERSOMGWTF?SPOILERS

When you are in the Meat Circus you meet up with Oly. Oly's all like how did you get to my happy place. That means that Oleander's happy place when he is grown up is with the bunnies.

How cute is that?

Aww. As cute as bunnies.

Wow, Oleander is one of the cutest characters in the game. His bunnies don't even love him as much as we do. <3

Klia
10-10-2005, 08:27 PM
Aww. As cute as bunnies.

Wow, Oleander is one of the cutest characters in the game. His bunnies don't even love him as much as we do. <3

Every time Oleander comes on screen it reeks with cuteness. The more he tries to be all manly the cuter it becomes. Look at his Koachamara outfit.

The funny thing is though, I HATED him the first time I played through. I said he was an ugly egg thing with a huge mouth. And he still is, but the more you understand him the more you like him.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:45 PM
Yeah, Oleander is both an ugly egg and a cute pumpkin. Odd, isn't it?

Agent-Sarah
10-10-2005, 09:13 PM
Every time Oleander comes on screen it reeks with cuteness. The more he tries to be all manly the cuter it becomes. Look at his Koachamara outfit.

The funny thing is though, I HATED him the first time I played through. I said he was an ugly egg thing with a huge mouth. And he still is, but the more you understand him the more you like him.
I was having those same feelings too when I first played the game. Pretty odd when you start having a love/hate relationship with a fictional character.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:14 PM
Every time Oleander comes on screen it reeks with cuteness. The more he tries to be all manly the cuter it becomes. Look at his Koachamara outfit.

The funny thing is though, I HATED him the first time I played through. I said he was an ugly egg thing with a huge mouth. And he still is, but the more you understand him the more you like him.

I hated him, too. Until I got to the Meat Circus. I was all 'OMG look at that wittle face! oh i dun care about mootant bnnies kicknig mah butt~!! maybe i do but i luv yuo!!!' Seriously.

His Kochamara outfit is pimp.l

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:14 PM
Yeah, Oleander is both an ugly egg and a cute pumpkin. Odd, isn't it?

Quite. Man, that is so right.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:15 PM
Yep. Those mutant bunnies freaked me OUT!!!!! I was glad I had to hit them.

Klia
10-10-2005, 09:17 PM
Someone is going to need to bring up his vault pictures.

That reminds me of HappyCabbit. Whatever happened to them?

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:19 PM
ERG. His second vault made me rage against the man even more!

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:25 PM
Who's second vault? Oleander's?

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:26 PM
Duh. This thread is about him, no? Silly sheep.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:28 PM
Hey, can you do me an awesome favor. Can u get me the pics in Sasha's second vault?? I smelled a planner picture when I saw his expression.

Klia
10-10-2005, 09:34 PM
Hey, can you do me an awesome favor. Can u get me the pics in Sasha's second vault?? I smelled a planner picture when I saw his expression.

LoL.

Oleander was super cute in his second vault. See how he is in the army uniform? I can't find any other way to explain it but just how cool of a character Oleander is, and seeing him younger. Just cool. On the cool factor it was a whopping 15/10. He got bonus points for the hair cut.

I was a little "WTF?" when we saw him without his shirt on. Since the first time through I hated him and was ready to cover my eyes. But then as I continued playing it I suddenly got attatched to the doctors measuring him.

I'm not sure that they would kick you out for being a midget.

Everyone go look at that second vault. It is the vault of tiny goodness. I seriously cannot express my love for this.

Coupled with the fact that
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It contradicts everything of his former vault and really lets us see into Oleander's mind. He made himself think up a vault to convince HIMSELF that he was an army man. This was the fist major character development part I think.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:39 PM
LoL.

Oleander was super cute in his second vault. See how he is in the army uniform? I can't find any other way to explain it but just how cool of a character Oleander is, and seeing him younger. Just cool. On the cool factor it was a whopping 15/10. He got bonus points for the hair cut.

I was a little "WTF?" when we saw him without his shirt on. Since the first time through I hated him and was ready to cover my eyes. But then as I continued playing it I suddenly got attatched to the doctors measuring him.

I'm not sure that they would kick you out for being a midget.

Everyone go look at that second vault. It is the vault of tiny goodness. I seriously cannot express my love for this.

Coupled with the fact that
SPOILERS



It contradicts everything of his former vault and really lets us see into Oleander's mind. He made himself think up a vault to convince HIMSELF that he was an army man. This was the fist major character development part I think.

Ha, I'm not sure whether he counts as a midget or not, but his shortness definitely reaches new heights in video-game character personality. Get it?

I was confused when I saw the second vault, because I was so convinced he was in the military. Poor man couldn't get into cooking school.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Can someone get me Sasha's second vault pics??

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Can someone get me Sasha's second vault pics??

NOT THIS THREAD, PUNK. THIS IS FOR OLEANDER. JUSTICE JOG!

Klia
10-10-2005, 09:43 PM
Ha, I'm not sure whether he counts as a midget or not, but his shortness definitely reaches new heights in video-game character personality. Get it?

I was confused when I saw the second vault, because I was so convinced he was in the military. Poor man couldn't get into cooking school.

The ultimate in cheesy.

See the second vault overwhelmed me with it's awesomeness so the first vault was completly overridden. Even at the time I couldn't comphrehend what I had just seen, so now I'm going all fangirly over it.

I want to know why he wanted to get in the military so much. Sure, it was his dream. But why?

Maybe he finally wanted to be able to stand up for himself, to not get bullied around and have the most important things taken away from him.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:44 PM
than where may I find the vault pics oh Nobel Justice Jogger??

Klia
10-10-2005, 09:47 PM
than where may I find the vault pics oh Nobel Justice Jogger??

On his homepage.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:48 PM
The ultimate in cheesy.

See the second vault overwhelmed me with it's awesomeness so the first vault was completly overridden. Even at the time I couldn't comphrehend what I had just seen, so now I'm going all fangirly over it.

I want to know why he wanted to get in the military so much. Sure, it was his dream. But why?

Maybe he finally wanted to be able to stand up for himself, to not get bullied around and have the most important things taken away from him.

I was trying to figure that out. Why would he want to be in the military if he was such a girly boy? Maybe he was picked on?

Do you think his dad actually looked/acted like that? We know that Raz's Dad was different in Raz's mind, so does that mean Oleander was exaggerating?

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:48 PM
OMG Sasha has a homepage????????

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:49 PM
No. No he doesn't. Soon enough he'll have fansites!

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:50 PM
I NEED THE VAULT PICS!!!! SOMBODY DIRECT THEM TO ME OR SOMTHIN'!!!!!!

Klia
10-10-2005, 09:52 PM
I was trying to figure that out. Why would he want to be in the military if he was such a girly boy? Maybe he was picked on?

Do you think his dad actually looked/acted like that? We know that Raz's Dad was different in Raz's mind, so does that mean Oleander was exaggerating?

Certainly. If Oleander's Dad hated him so much he would have been sliced in half like his dad in the Meat Circus said he was going to do.

I think Oleander's dad was a loving yet strict father who was proud of his son but wanted to teach him to be strong. That you are going to have to make sacrifices.

So he killed his bunny to show the point. To the father, having a bunny loving boy is not what he imagined. So Oleander may have wanted to prove to his Dad that he was strong by joining the military.

It was probably an insult to him when he didn't make it.

Or it could be that his father had to do what he had to do to keep his family alive. Killing Oleander's bunny was just a little thing.

So Oleander thought up this very strange twisted idea of his Dad. That his Dad didn't care about him at all and wanted to see his son suffer. Which we know probably wasn't true.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:55 PM
NO YOU'RE LIEING KILA!!!! ALL FATHERS WANT THEIR CHILDREN TO SUFFER!!!! Now, could you please tell me about the webpage with Sasha's vault pics Kila?

Klia
10-10-2005, 09:57 PM
NO YOU'RE LIEING KILA!!!! ALL FATHERS WANT THEIR CHILDREN TO SUFFER!!!! Now, could you please tell me about the webpage with Sasha's vault pics Kila?

The Whispering Rock page was suppoused to have it but they never update. Try Google.

Of course I doubt they have it.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 09:58 PM
Certainly. If Oleander's Dad hated him so much he would have been sliced in half like his dad in the Meat Circus said he was going to do.

I think Oleander's dad was a loving yet strict father who was proud of his son but wanted to teach him to be strong. That you are going to have to make sacrifices.

So he killed his bunny to show the point. To the father, having a bunny loving boy is not what he imagined. So Oleander may have wanted to prove to his Dad that he was strong by joining the military.

It was probably an insult to him when he didn't make it.

Or it could be that his father had to do what he had to do to keep his family alive. Killing Oleander's bunny was just a little thing.

So Oleander thought up this very strange twisted idea of his Dad. That his Dad didn't care about him at all and wanted to see his son suffer. Which we know probably wasn't true.

Or maybe it was true, and his dad simply liked to spite his only son by the killing the smallest bunny!

What logic is there in 'little rabbits are only good for food'? I thought that would be fat rabbits.

There are just so many 'Maybes' and 'What ifs' to this game, it keeps me excited. For all we know, Oly's dad truly was a mean parent who really didn't like his son much. He could've been Pee Wee Herman who killed a bunny once. Where was his mother in all of this? Gone? The same as his dad?

You see, Klia. I am good at asking questions and you are good at answering them. You just seem like a smart person. ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, MIGHTY ONE.

Klia
10-10-2005, 10:04 PM
Or maybe it was true, and his dad simply liked to spite his only son by the killing the smallest bunny!

What logic is there in 'little rabbits are only good for food'? I thought that would be fat rabbits.

There are just so many 'Maybes' and 'What ifs' to this game, it keeps me excited. For all we know, Oly's dad truly was a mean parent who really didn't like his son much. He could've been Pee Wee Herman who killed a bunny once. Where was his mother in all of this? Gone? The same as his dad?

You see, Klia. I am good at asking questions and you are good at answering them. You just seem like a smart person. ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, MIGHTY ONE.

Thanks for reinforcing my ego. My ego likes it.

Yeah, the maybes and what if's keep this game from being boring, only if you are a dedicated fan. Hmm..this is making me think we should have more threads like this. But no..then Oleander would be pissed. And you know how he is watching these boards now.

My theory about the mother was that Oleander was so concentrated on his father that he has no real memories from that time. Try to think back to when you were real real little. Remember anything?

All I remember is strapping ballons to my back and jumping off a wooden table, one that I still have and still strap ballons to my back to see if the infinte possiblites at any given moment come into my favor.

Back to my theory. I think that he was wanted to spite his Dad by proving he was tough, he was a good son. Trying to change who you are constitutes a lot of brain power and thinking (which could have led him to find his psychic powers) and all of this power focused on his father may have led to more father memories.

Or he lived alone with his Dad, frolicking in his happy place up until his father killed the bunnies.

The logic in little bunnies are only good for food is probably what his father told him so Oleander would stop obsessing over them.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:06 PM
"frolicking in his happy place up until his father killed the bunnies."

That sounds a little weird. I'd like to frolic in my happy place.

Klia
10-10-2005, 10:09 PM
"frolicking in his happy place up until his father killed the bunnies."

That sounds a little weird. I'd like to frolic in my happy place.

I do it all the time. My happy place is dream world.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 10:12 PM
Oh, mkay. I'm not going to try and answer that intelligently.

But you should know the new picture in fanart is totally just for you.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:13 PM
Who, Kila??

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 10:14 PM
YES. It is innuendo-y, so it fits her well. I wish I hadn't made it like that, I wanted it to be cute. Oh well.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:15 PM
Oh, so you don't love me????

Klia
10-10-2005, 10:16 PM
Oh, mkay. I'm not going to try and answer that intelligently.

But you should know the new picture in fanart is totally just for you.

I'm sorry Darth_Ave. I feel bad but my ego has been boosted and I must stroke it for now. Like one of those evil cats.

YES. It is innuendo-y, so it fits her well. I wish I hadn't made it like that, I wanted it to be cute. Oh well.

I bet it's cute anyway.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:16 PM
Oh, It's ok the NOBODY LOVES ME!

Klia
10-10-2005, 10:24 PM
Oh, It's ok the NOBODY LOVES ME!

Damn right we don't!

I mean...no we love you. You were like the freakin inspiration for my Sasha/Milla essay, Who doesn't want to inspire essays?

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 10:27 PM
I want to inspire an essay!

Or maybe I'll write an Oleander one.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:29 PM
I am the insperation??

Wow.

This calls for a song!!!

I rock peas on my head but donít call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but donít call me a bee head.
Bruce Leeís on my head but donít call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
ďI hate myself.Ē

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause itís my show you canít tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, itís time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause itís my show Iím Andy Milonakis.
Itís my show Iím Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
Itís my show Iím Andy Milonakis.

Oh yeah, I luv that show!!

Klia
10-10-2005, 11:00 PM
I never heard of that. Did you make it up. It's pretty good.

You inspired an essay PS. The Becky one. But of course that wasn't as long as Darth_Ave's. Darth_Ave's took me hours to do.

Do you need me to take back the hours you did on you're pieces on my essays?

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 11:07 PM
I never heard of that. Did you make it up. It's pretty good.

You inspired an essay PS. The Becky one. But of course that wasn't as long as Darth_Ave's. Darth_Ave's took me hours to do.

Do you need me to take back the hours you did on you're pieces on my essays?

Yes. Now make me another essay! On the aspirations of a figment!

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Kila, that's the theme to the Andy Milonakis Show. It's awesome!!

TyraaRane
10-11-2005, 12:46 AM
I want to know why he wanted to get in the military so much. Sure, it was his dream. But why?

You know, I had a whole long explanation for this...hold on...*roots through LJ archives* Aha! (Edited slightly for clarity, because I think it was 2AM when I did this the first time, and also I was rambling on a slightly different topic and went off tangent...oh, whatever.)

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Coach Oleander is the first of Tim's villains, IMHO, to have a real--and absolutely superb--reason behind his actions. First we have the trauma of his father (who I honestly think was verbally abusive on top of everything else) killing Mr. Bun and Oleander not being able to prevent it...and his father telling him that "little bunnies are good for nothing."

And, of course, Oleander's also a "little bunny," so to speak. He's short. So he takes his father's words personally--he grows up thinking that he's also good for nothing, at least in his father's eyes. So, eventually, he wants to prove his father wrong. And really, joining the armed forces is a pretty standard stereotype of the big, strong guys who are "real men." Maybe he had an uncle or something who'd been in the army, and that's where he got the idea from. Or there was a war when he was growing up (I know Psychonauts doesn't take place in the universe as we know it, but it is possible) and he was hit with all that "Uncle Sam wants YOU!" propaganda. Who knows. Either way, it happened, and he started seeing the armed forces as the one way he could prove his father wrong.

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As for The Butcher--you know, this has bugged me for the longest time. I mean, obviously he's not as bad as Oleander's mind makes him out to be. Representations of people in everyone's minds are never accurate, IMHO...look at Raz's idea of his father if you want a good example. He completely demonized his father, to the point that the inner demon and the real person were nothing alike. (OT -- has anybody else noticed the "666" carved into demon!Dad's chest? That makes me laugh every time. XD) So you could pretty easily say that Morry's just exaggerating the whole thing.

But on the other hand...something had to have happened for Morry to be so royally screwed up. That very rarely happens on its own, especially not with a sort of "inciting incident" like we've got with the bunnies. So...do I think he's exaggerating? A little. Obviously his father isn't eight thousand feet tall and walking around covered in blood, and he wasn't out to slice 'n' dice little!Morry, just like Raz's father doesn't have "666" carved into his chest and would never, ever let his son drown.

Really, I think Morry's father wasn't so much outwardly abusive (although I think sometimes that he may have been verbally abusive...but that's just me, and I have no real evidence of it, so never mind) as he was distant to the point of doing harm.

It makes sense: if Morry's father was relatively distant, emotionally, and his mother (or someone who was just a "mother-figure") wasn't, that might explain why little!Morry is so...erm...effeminate. (Don'tkillmeplzkthnx.) Emotional distance would also lead to a lack of empathy, and so Morry's father wouldn't understand why he was freaking out over the bunny...I mean, it's just a bunny to him, isn't it? So he shrugs it off with a casual "little bunnies are good for nothing," end of discussion. Boom, instant (okay, not really "instant," but...) complex for little!Morry.

That might also explain why Morry got the idea that his father thought he was good for nothing, too--IIRC, children of emotionally distant parents tend to try as hard as they can to measure up to what they believe are their parents' expectations in hopes of being noticed. Like, "if I do what they want me to do, they'll finally pay attention to me!" So he decides to join the armed forces in hopes that his father will notice him/no longer think he's "good for nothing."


...Wow, that went on for way too long. Sorry guys. I think I'm still in midterm mode.

Murray the Chao
10-11-2005, 02:27 AM
Oleander's father really was that large, going by what we see in "The Big Top" and taking into consideration that Razputin's father did NOT look demonic in "Razputin's Getaway"

TyraaRane
10-11-2005, 02:50 AM
Oleander's father really was that large, going by what we see in "The Big Top" and taking into consideration that Razputin's father did NOT look demonic in "Razputin's Getaway"

Hmm...but you have to question the reliability of the vaults, too. We're not actually witnessing the events in them--we're seeing them later from the perspective of the person they happened to. Case in point: Oleander isn't as tall as he looks in "Oleander's Pride." And it could be argued that things were misconstrued in "Razputin's Getaway," too...I have a hard time believing that Raz's father would rip up the pamphlet like he did in the vault with seemingly no prior provocation. It seems to me like we're missing a reel there. I'm not saying it was done intentionally, just that it happens; people misremember things all the time.

Besides, if you were a little kid and your slightly creepy father were coming for your bunny...wouldn't he look overly large and menacing to you? (Actually, didn't everybody look reeeally tall when we were little? I remember thinking how freaking huge the high schoolers were when I was in fourth grade.)

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 12:45 PM
Maybe he was that big. And icky. I mean, the character designs in general are odd, and each one seems to be drawn to fit their personality. To make someone seem big and menacing and bunny-killing, you'd make them look like it.

BUT.

Oleander's vaults weren't that...er...truthful, as TyraaRane stated. And the only time we see The Butcher is in the Meat Circus and the vaults, so we have no real idea what he looks like.

I like it when we over analyize everything. <3

Klia
10-11-2005, 08:35 PM
Hmm...but you have to question the reliability of the vaults, too. We're not actually witnessing the events in them--we're seeing them later from the perspective of the person they happened to. Case in point: Oleander isn't as tall as he looks in "Oleander's Pride." And it could be argued that things were misconstrued in "Razputin's Getaway," too...I have a hard time believing that Raz's father would rip up the pamphlet like he did in the vault with seemingly no prior provocation. It seems to me like we're missing a reel there. I'm not saying it was done intentionally, just that it happens; people misremember things all the time.

Besides, if you were a little kid and your slightly creepy father were coming for your bunny...wouldn't he look overly large and menacing to you? (Actually, didn't everybody look reeeally tall when we were little? I remember thinking how freaking huge the high schoolers were when I was in fourth grade.)

The part you mentioned about Raz's father ripping up the pamphlet bothered me too. If he was so caring then why would he rip it up? Still, we're not exactly sure if he did or did not do that.

Dad's always look menacing. One memory that still stays with me is trying on one of my Dad's pants and it went over my head. That was how young I had been and to me, my father had been a skyscraper. Literally touching the ceiling, and he could reach anywhere.

I like how Oleander has bunnies in his world that sees you as the butcher. It shows how he kept that image all through his life and it never really changed as most views on parents do. I'm thinking Oleander is a little stubborn in thinking that.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 08:42 PM
Raz's Dad, yes I have to capitalize Dad, may have actually ripped up the pamphlet. Though there was a bit of inconsistency going on. Why, if he apparently cared so much about his son's happiness, would he crush his dreams like that? He would've preffered Raz take another career option? I guess so.

It's clear his Dad doesn't really enjoy doing the psychic thing. Wait--I just realised Dad is pretty compelling. He has some potential. But this is about Oleander...

Klia
10-11-2005, 08:43 PM
It makes sense: if Morry's father was relatively distant, emotionally, and his mother (or someone who was just a "mother-figure") wasn't, that might explain why little!Morry is so...erm...effeminate. (Don'tkillmeplzkthnx.) Emotional distance would also lead to a lack of empathy, and so Morry's father wouldn't understand why he was freaking out over the bunny...I mean, it's just a bunny to him, isn't it? So he shrugs it off with a casual "little bunnies are good for nothing," end of discussion. Boom, instant (okay, not really "instant," but...) complex for little!Morry.

That might also explain why Morry got the idea that his father thought he was good for nothing, too--IIRC, children of emotionally distant parents tend to try as hard as they can to measure up to what they believe are their parents' expectations in hopes of being noticed. Like, "if I do what they want me to do, they'll finally pay attention to me!" So he decides to join the armed forces in hopes that his father will notice him/no longer think he's "good for nothing."

I had been thinking along those lines that maybe he wanted to prove he was something. Though what really interested me about this is the line "little bunnies are good for nothing." Now that really gets the gears in my head moving.

To add onto what you said. I think that after a while his father's expectations became his own. Why would he warp his whole mind just to fit that army sterotype? Obviously to prove it to himself. His father is probably not a Psychonaut and can't jump inside his mind to look over his fake memories of the army. Only Oleander and the Psychonauts can.

Klia
10-11-2005, 08:45 PM
Raz's Dad, yes I have to capitalize Dad, may have actually ripped up the pamphlet. Though there was a bit of inconsistency going on. Why, if he apparently cared so much about his son's happiness, would he crush his dreams like that? He would've preffered Raz take another career option? I guess so.

It's clear his Dad doesn't really enjoy doing the psychic thing. Wait--I just realised Dad is pretty compelling. He has some potential. But this is about Oleander...

Well...we can get a LITTLE OT.

I think his Dad did actually rip up the pamphlet, but in anger. I think Raz just took it to mean that's what his father thought all about the Psychonauts. He probably saw Raz obsessing over the Psychonauts to the point where Raz was not seeing the ups and downs of what being a Psychonaut meant, and as one himself he wanted his son to realize what it meant. They probably got in an arguement and in anger he ripped it up.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 09:09 PM
THERE! That is what makes my soul happy. Thank you, Klia. Sense abound!

Oleander definately needs... Well. It seems all I can talk about now is how cute he is.

Klia
10-11-2005, 09:21 PM
Thank TyraaRane. She got me thinking.

Oleander definately needs his own fan website or fan people. Which judging by this thread there is.

I think Oleander was most cute at the age of 35 or so when he wanted to join the army. Notice how he has tan lines.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 09:26 PM
Thank TyraaRane. She got me thinking.

Oleander definately needs his own fan website or fan people. Which judging by this thread there is.

I think Oleander was most cute at the age of 35 or so when he wanted to join the army. Notice how he has tan lines.

And as you said before, the haircut=prooty sweet.

And I was all 'aaah!' When I first saw him without a shirt. Like you, I hated him at the time. But now I actually like that picture--his expression looks like a kitty's. ':<

I think he was most cute when he was OLY. WHEE!

Murray the Chao
10-11-2005, 09:27 PM
We're not actually witnessing the events in them--we're seeing them later from the perspective of the person they happened to.Then Raz's Dad WOULD have looked demonic in the vault as that's how Raz actually SAW him.

Klia
10-11-2005, 09:34 PM
And as you said before, the haircut=prooty sweet.

And I was all 'aaah!' When I first saw him without a shirt. Like you, I hated him at the time. But now I actually like that picture--his expression looks like a kitty's. ':<

I think he was most cute when he was OLY. WHEE!

No the lost kitty is the best. He's like "Wuh..wuhhh.."

And the doctor in the back is thinking to himself, "Poor bastard."

Then Raz's Dad WOULD have looked demonic in the vault as that's how Raz actually SAW him.

You do have a point but I have to step in. His memory did not have as long to fester and grow into what he thought it should look like. Oleander has had years and years to mold it to what he thinks it happened like from his young perspective.

Though Raz did not see his father as demonic in the memories his mind thought of his father as demonic as I think he had the idea that his father was demonic and in time he would slowly alter his memories to look like that.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 09:37 PM
I don't think Raz actually SEES his dad as demonic, he just thinks he acts demonic. I mean, no one could REALLY think that... OR COULD THEY? And if we want to talk about Raz's Dad and his namelessness, why don't we start another thread?

And, Klia, you may be right. About the kitty face, I mean. I still think Oly is cuter in the vault where his dad is behind him and Oly is turning around, biting his lip.

Klia
10-11-2005, 09:41 PM
I don't think Raz actually SEES his dad as demonic, he just thinks he acts demonic. I mean, no one could REALLY think that... OR COULD THEY? And if we want to talk about Raz's Dad and his namelessness, why don't we start another thread?

And, Klia, you may be right. About the kitty face, I mean. I still think Oly is cuter in the vault where his dad is behind him and Oly is turning around, biting his lip.

I don't know....it's really hard.

I wonder how my presentation would have been if I had used the Little Oly vault.

"This unique art style caused people to...OMG LITTLE OLY! take the story in at their own...HOLY **** BUNNY RUN!!!11...pace...NOOOLITTLEOLY!BUNNY!OMGNOOOOOO"

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 09:44 PM
I don't know....it's really hard.

I wonder how my presentation would have been if I had used the Little Oly vault.

"This unique art style caused people to...OMG LITTLE OLY! take the story in at their own...HOLY **** BUNNY RUN!!!11...pace...NOOOLITTLEOLY!BUNNY!OMGNOOOOOO"

You would've made a whole lot of people cry. :'( I would've.

You- smartsmartsmart
Me- I totally am digging this.
You- smartsmart*pullsoutOlyvault*
Me- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. NUUUU. WHAT HORRORS BE THIS TERRIBLE THING?! HIS DAD TOTALLY MURDERFIED THE BUNNY! RUN BUNNY! OW! MY FACE!

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 09:59 PM
HM?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/conceptart/14.jpg

Klia
10-12-2005, 04:48 PM
HM?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/conceptart/14.jpg

You had something smart to say about this I am thinking?

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 04:53 PM
Yes. I'm sure I did, but my hand was BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE/FALLING OFF/IN A BAG OF CHEETOS. Be a little more sensitive, geez.

But I forgot what it was, so I say we should keep on talking about Oleadner's awesome.

And it was so relevant, too...

Klia
10-12-2005, 05:05 PM
Did it have anything to do with the differences between concept art and the world we saw or was it something hard to see.

Anyway it combines the air force, navy, and army all into one.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 05:08 PM
NO. It was something totally... cooler....

Yeah, that was it. I had a big, long, wordy post ready too. Darn. Oh well, someone post something really deep and Oleander related so I can sound smart about it.

Klia
10-13-2005, 11:49 AM
Does anybody have any theories as to why Oleander paired up with Loboto. I mean of all people, he didn't even seem 100 percent comfortable next to him. (As interpereted from the Lungfish vault) He was suprised at some of Loboto's actions, as crazy as he was himself.

I always found those two to be endearing. You never see them together yet they make a powerfu team.

TyraaRane
10-13-2005, 11:13 PM
Does anybody have any theories as to why Oleander paired up with Loboto. I mean of all people, he didn't even seem 100 percent comfortable next to him. (As interpereted from the Lungfish vault) He was suprised at some of Loboto's actions, as crazy as he was himself.

I always found those two to be endearing. You never see them together yet they make a powerfu team.

Well, there's always the easy answer...because Tim wanted them to.

But I think that makes things too easy. Also, too snarky. So!

Personally, I think that's not something that can be answered definitely without delving more into Loboto's backstory. I mean, all we've really got to work with is that he's a dentist who went nuts, became obsessed with brains, and eventually met up with Oleander to help him take over the world. The more I think about it, the more I realize how much about Loboto we don't know--things that either add up to big gaping plot holes or sequel potential. (I think we all know which one I'm voting for.)

I dunno. If I had to explain it, I'd say it'd go something like this: at some point in time, Morry had an assignment that had something to do with the asylum Loboto/Fred/Crispin/etc. were all living/working in. During this mission, he met Loboto--even if only in passing--and found out that he was obsessed with brains (hence his being institutionalized--I know we don't have canon evidence for this (or do we? I don't think so...), but somebody who goes around trying to take people's brains out would probably be locked up, for everyone else's safety if nothing else...). Said meeting stuck in his subconcious.

Now, fast forward to when he goes crazy and decides to take over the world. Somehow, he hatches the scheme for the death tanks, and while he's planning this all our realizes he'll need someone who a) knows more about brains than Morry does, specifically their removal and b) he can trust as a partner.

Cue him remembering the wacky mental patient he met however long ago. So he goes back to the asylum and offers him a deal: he'll get him out of the asylum (he could probably pull a few strings, being a Psychonaut...or do an "evaluation" that would "prove" Loboto's sanity--think of Dr. Crane in Batman Begins if you want an example of what I'm thinking of..only with less actually driving people insane) and give him brains to play with if he'll help him. Loboto's no fool, so he accepts.

Of course, it's only later that Morry finds out the extent of Loboto's obsession, and also what he's capable of--I suspect that if it was Morry's idea to mutate Linda, he had no idea how far Loboto was going to take the suggestion, given the look on his face in the memory vault (it's very Victor Frankenstein, actually. "I made what?"). But he can't very well give Loboto the boot, since he knows too much and probably wouldn't hesitate to tell it in revenge, and he needs his knowledge of brains still.

Tada!

...At least, that's how I'd do it, if I were writing that backstory. I'm not even sure if all that makes sense--I think I'm coming down with the Swahilian Death Flu or something, so god only knows. But, yeah. The real answer to your question is, we don't know. We can only guess. And hope there'll be some sort of sequel or something that will explain it.

Purple Squid
10-13-2005, 11:27 PM
Hey! I'm sick, too. But not with that.

Dang. You just made everything fall into place, which means this board has less to talk about--which means it will die sooner.

CURSE YOU, THEORY WOMAN!

TyraaRane
10-13-2005, 11:49 PM
Dang. You just made everything fall into place, which means this board has less to talk about--which means it will die sooner.

CURSE YOU, THEORY WOMAN!

Oops. Um, sorry?

*whistles innocently*

90SK
10-14-2005, 12:09 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/More/food-smiley-018.gif

Now it can't die. You should all thank me.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 07:07 AM
Oleander is great... but... unless someone brings up another cute/cool factor...

Smon
10-14-2005, 09:20 AM
K, um... uh... OH! How can a military tactician such as he, be dumb enough to broadcast his diabolical plan over the PA system? (That should get some replies...)

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:23 AM
K, um... uh... OH! How can a military tactician such as he, be dumb enough to broadcast his diabolical plan over the PA system? (That should get some replies...)

He was asleep, and the radio transmits thoughts. He left the button on.

...

I answered too quickly. He still looks like Mr. Potato head.

Your signature makes me think. Japanese songs tend to... not make sense in English. At all. Teen Titans theme does that, too...

Smon
10-14-2005, 09:58 AM
He was asleep, and the radio transmits thoughts. He left the button on.

...

I answered too quickly. He still looks like Mr. Potato head.

Your signature makes me think. Japanese songs tend to... not make sense in English. At all. Teen Titans theme does that, too...
Funny thing, my sig is actually based on a song written in english then translated into japanese as a joke, it was in an episode of South Park called "Fun with Weapons" I found the song and the translation and its just plain screwed up. Translation Available Here (http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season8/E801secrets.htm)

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 10:23 AM
Ha! That made me laugh. It's a big deal.

I officially have a favorite figment in Oly's mind. The snowman with the gun...

I'mma paint a picture on Art Pad!

Klia
10-14-2005, 05:29 PM
Well, there's always the easy answer...because Tim wanted them to.

But I think that makes things too easy. Also, too snarky. So!

Personally, I think that's not something that can be answered definitely without delving more into Loboto's backstory. I mean, all we've really got to work with is that he's a dentist who went nuts, became obsessed with brains, and eventually met up with Oleander to help him take over the world. The more I think about it, the more I realize how much about Loboto we don't know--things that either add up to big gaping plot holes or sequel potential. (I think we all know which one I'm voting for.)

I dunno. If I had to explain it, I'd say it'd go something like this: at some point in time, Morry had an assignment that had something to do with the asylum Loboto/Fred/Crispin/etc. were all living/working in. During this mission, he met Loboto--even if only in passing--and found out that he was obsessed with brains (hence his being institutionalized--I know we don't have canon evidence for this (or do we? I don't think so...), but somebody who goes around trying to take people's brains out would probably be locked up, for everyone else's safety if nothing else...). Said meeting stuck in his subconcious.

Now, fast forward to when he goes crazy and decides to take over the world. Somehow, he hatches the scheme for the death tanks, and while he's planning this all our realizes he'll need someone who a) knows more about brains than Morry does, specifically their removal and b) he can trust as a partner.

Cue him remembering the wacky mental patient he met however long ago. So he goes back to the asylum and offers him a deal: he'll get him out of the asylum (he could probably pull a few strings, being a Psychonaut...or do an "evaluation" that would "prove" Loboto's sanity--think of Dr. Crane in Batman Begins if you want an example of what I'm thinking of..only with less actually driving people insane) and give him brains to play with if he'll help him. Loboto's no fool, so he accepts.

Of course, it's only later that Morry finds out the extent of Loboto's obsession, and also what he's capable of--I suspect that if it was Morry's idea to mutate Linda, he had no idea how far Loboto was going to take the suggestion, given the look on his face in the memory vault (it's very Victor Frankenstein, actually. "I made what?"). But he can't very well give Loboto the boot, since he knows too much and probably wouldn't hesitate to tell it in revenge, and he needs his knowledge of brains still.

Tada!

...At least, that's how I'd do it, if I were writing that backstory. I'm not even sure if all that makes sense--I think I'm coming down with the Swahilian Death Flu or something, so god only knows. But, yeah. The real answer to your question is, we don't know. We can only guess. And hope there'll be some sort of sequel or something that will explain it.

This is creepy, as the first half of my long fanfiction that I have been working on (but not showing anybody as when I work on big projects I need to edit it later and just let it all out.) Which is "Oleander meets Loboto." So this is probably why I brought it up.

I assumed that it happened a lot quicker though. I assumed that once he met Doctor Loboto a lot of things went into place. We already know that Oleander had some issues and had probably been thinking about doing such things but never bold enough to take it on his own. However since Loboto sems more like a take action kind of guy, and Oleander was emboldend by this.

Loboto and Oleander's evil team seemed like it had some problems, as you mentioned. Loboto didn't trust Oleander enough to keep Crispin unguarded, and Oleander was a bit weirded out by Loboto (as you said in the vault). Though when he starts to accept what Loboto is doing and how he's going to get this done, I think Oleander gets used to Loboto's quirks and may even learn about the psychotic side of what he is doing.

Crispin always throws a wrench in the whole thing. Sure we can guesstimate at what time Crispin and Loboto became evil geniuses. The reason why it is so hard is because Fred complicates things. I'm not ready to explain it because I really can't, but the whole Waterloo-o thing throws a wrench in this evil genius timeline.

Klia
10-14-2005, 05:31 PM
K, um... uh... OH! How can a military tactician such as he, be dumb enough to broadcast his diabolical plan over the PA system? (That should get some replies...)

He did have a sleeping disorder (falling asleep really quick). It's not too far off that he probably snores or talks in his sleep. I wouldn't call that dumb, I call it obsessing over his evil plan.

He's not a military tactician either. He faked it all.

All he says really is "Blah blah blah." One time I heard him say "Blah blah, bunnies. Blah blah butcher."

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 05:42 PM
He did have a sleeping disorder (falling asleep really quick). It's not too far off that he probably snores or talks in his sleep. I wouldn't call that dumb, I call it obsessing over his evil plan.

He's not a military tactician either. He faked it all.

All he says really is "Blah blah blah." One time I heard him say "Blah blah, bunnies. Blah blah butcher."

He has a sleeping disorder? Since when?

Klia
10-14-2005, 06:22 PM
He has a sleeping disorder? Since when?

Since I said so....

I mean look at him he falls asleep in three minutes no matter how much you kick him.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:25 PM
Since I said so....

I mean look at him he falls asleep in three minutes no matter how much you kick him.

Sleep disorder=plot device.

How else would you get all of those hints as to what will happen? Maybe he was just sleepy.

...

...

Smiley!

Klia
10-14-2005, 06:30 PM
Sleep disorder=plot device.

How else would you get all of those hints as to what will happen? Maybe he was just sleepy.

...

...

Smiley!
What you too lazy too use a smiley.

I never got why he had to speak into the radio. Never gave away the plans to me.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:33 PM
What you too lazy too use a smiley.

I never got why he had to speak into the radio. Never gave away the plans to me.

Eh, the first time around I got the jist of it. Something about bunnies and eggs... that's what I remember thinking.

And, yes. I am too lazy to use a smiley. Besides, those things are overrated.

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 07:49 PM
True story: first time I heard Morry snoring into the PA system, I thought it was Cruller having a phlem problem. It took me the longest time to figure out that it was actually Oleander (I never stuck around long enough in any given place for him to get to the point of talking about bunnies or anything).

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 07:54 PM
True story: first time I heard Morry snoring into the PA system, I thought it was Cruller having a phlem problem. It took me the longest time to figure out that it was actually Oleander (I never stuck around long enough in any given place for him to get to the point of talking about bunnies or anything).

When he starts talking about them... wooh. It's kind of scary. Especially now that I know what happens. :X

Klia
10-16-2005, 07:28 PM
True story: first time I heard Morry snoring into the PA system, I thought it was Cruller having a phlem problem. It took me the longest time to figure out that it was actually Oleander (I never stuck around long enough in any given place for him to get to the point of talking about bunnies or anything).

It doesn't matter how long you stay, I think. It just a matter of luck.

Klia
10-18-2005, 10:17 PM
Sorry for bumping up this inactive thread but there has been some speculation about how he lured Sasha and Milla out and got their brains.

Also speculation on how powerful he really is.

And did anyone notice how he seemed out of it during the Last Battle With Sasha and MIlla? I didn't feel like I was looking at the real Oleander and that I was just staring at him until we actually got into his brain.

shinzuku
10-19-2005, 10:46 AM
Hey, can you do me an awesome favor. Can u get me the pics in Sasha's second vault?? I smelled a planner picture when I saw his expression.

Sasha and Milla page. Go there now.

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 06:14 PM
Anyway, Oleander is cool. If the building hadn't blow up, what would have happened. Would he have taken over the world?

TyraaRane
11-04-2005, 06:55 PM
Would he have taken over the world?

Well...considering it seems like they only had the prototype of the brain tank at the time (unless they were mass-producing them elsewhere), Loboto was having trouble getting the brains to fight properly, and Raz had already taken back all the brains Loboto and Morry had stolen (and were going to use in the tanks)...I'm going to say no, actually. He'd give it a good shot, and then the rest of the Psychonauts would get together and issue a smackdown.

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:22 PM
you know if the psychonauts never recruited morry then what have come to him now?

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 08:35 PM
He would have worked at McDonalds.

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:51 PM
i don't think he would want to be around all of that meat and besides. he isn't a very good people person.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:54 PM
He would work at a taxi cab place, and he'd sit in a booth all day, not revealing his shortness to those who might mock him.

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:55 PM
i could see him in the new willy wonka movie as a umpa lumpa.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:56 PM
Yeah, but can he sing good?

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:57 PM
he would be the one that would drive the boat.