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DarthAve
10-09-2005, 10:17 PM
"Good point, Sasha where is that ranger guy??"

splitsecond
10-09-2005, 10:17 PM
"perfect this will be a perfect chance for my new invention" Sasha handed Natasha a Purple-ish glove "slip this on and it will amplify your clairvonyace to amzing heights just think about who you want to see and you will see where he or she is" Sasha motioned for her to try it

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 10:19 PM
"Bonapart, NAPOLEON IS HERE??? Dang the psychonauts can do everything." Natasha slips on the glove "Ohh, is this velvet?" Natasha thinks about Bonapart "EWWWW, he's in the bathroom!!!"

Tarkya
10-09-2005, 10:22 PM
Sarah winced a bit. "Ew indeed." She backed away a bit. "I'm... uh... going to have a telekinetic duel with that psychic bear out there. Later!"

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 10:26 PM
"Have fun, I think I'ma hang out with Sasha."

splitsecond
10-09-2005, 10:31 PM
"hmm try focusing on something else something very far away"

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 10:37 PM
"hmmmm, OMG. my mom is with a man. and it's not my dad."

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 10:56 PM
"How could she.... how..why..oh my...WAAAAAAAAAAAA" Natasha burst into tears and ran towards the cabins.

splitsecond
10-09-2005, 11:06 PM
"oh boy" Sasha saw Natasha run away crying he couldn't help but feel guilty for it was his invention that caused her to see that "what should I do i'm not sure talking to her would work i'm not the comforting type well...it's better than doing nothing" Sasha thought about what he was going to say as he walked towards the cabin

Tarkya
10-09-2005, 11:09 PM
Sarah came and blocked Sasha's path, looking extremely angry.

"Okay now, GIVE. What did you do Natasha?! She won't tell me ANYTHING, and I know you had something to do with it!" She squinted at him.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 03:43 PM
"It's ok, Sarah." Said Natasha in tears. "Just let me talk to Sasha in private, ok. I'll fill you in later."

Klia
10-10-2005, 03:46 PM
"Where the heck is the ranger dude??? lets see If we can find the Crazy French Dude. I'm sur he knows a lot."


((Waiting for TyraaRane to respond..if she did then I'm a damn fool.))

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 04:28 PM
"well Natasha are you felling better" Sasha felt a little dumb when saying this " I could have come up with something better" he thought to himself

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 04:31 PM
"Umm, I'm feeling ok. I just gotta go talk to you." Natasha said.

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 04:32 PM
"uhh what is it" Sasha said trying to sound compassionate but failing miserably

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 04:34 PM
"Lets go into the GPC" Natasha took Sasha by the arm and led him into the GPC. "I don't want to leave. I wanna stay here with you. Will you become my legal guardian?"

(woo hoo super plot twist)

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 04:47 PM
(record scratch) "what did you say?!?!" Sasha took a step back with a bewildered look on his face "I was not expecting that" Sasha thought to himself

( no seriously I was not expecting that)

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 04:47 PM
Sarah left the two to their talk, muttering as she went off towards the lake.

"Ugh. If it weren't for the fact I'd get in trouble I'd call a golem on that guy. He's taking advantage of Natasha, I know it." She jumped into a canoe, rowing it out. "Forget the warnings. I'm going to that island in the lake." She left a note to the others by floating a bottled piece of paper to the shore, then lifted the blocking rope and rowed her way towards the island.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 04:55 PM
"Listen, You're the most responsible adult I know. My parents are alcoholics, who tell me everyday I am an accident, and I know their's someone out there better for me, and I think that's you. I could be your lab assistant. I've got the adoption papers with me, I take them everywhere with me."

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 04:56 PM
(up, wait. I'm dead. Sorry.)

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 04:56 PM
(that'd be kinda funny. you gotta promise you won't quit though."

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 04:57 PM
(that'd be kinda funny. you gotta promise you won't quit though."
(Oh, coolio. I'll do that then)

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 04:58 PM
((Oh wow, we have a narrarator now? Neato.

And now Natasha scares me a bit. She'd scare Sarah too.))

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 05:00 PM
(Get to posting, I want to narrate.)

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 05:04 PM
Sarah slowed the canoe as she approached the shore. There was a place she could land, although there was quite a bit of rubble there. With some work she got over and looked at the shattered spotlights.

"Wow, this place is a dump." She looked up. "Oh, yay, ladder." She climbed the first ledge, and went up the ladder to see more rubble. "What exploded?"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 05:05 PM
"Sasha, I know what I just said you're still computing in your mind, but you don't have to IGNORE ME!!!"

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 05:08 PM
Sasha straightend his self out and started to think to himself "how can I let her down easy hmmm..... on the other hand I could use a lab assistant wait am I actually thinking about adopting this girl hmmm..... well I guess no harm can come of it I do agree that this girl is an exceptional psychic who could be trained into a great psychonaut I wonder what Vodello would say.........! if she found out" Sasha held out his hand " well I better sign these" he pulled a pen out of his pocket

(I'm just rolling with the story line by the way wheres ness/smon)

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 05:11 PM
"Thank you dad? Sir? Agent Nein? Papa? Your royal highness?" Natasha still having the glove on all of a sudden saw Sarah on the abandoned island. "Sarah, she's on an island. there's rubble and destruction, and some kind of tank!!!"

(Smon said he'd post occasionly)

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 05:13 PM
GHASP! It seems as though one of our more spirited heros is not giving up on Papa Nein... when will she learn? And after spotting a tank thing, our heroes valiantly...

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 05:13 PM
"Thorny Towers..." Sarah poked the broken sign. "Wierd name..." She straightened up. "Maybe there's something neat in the ruins..."

Something rumbled behind her. "Woah!" She spun around, but saw nothing. "Phew. I thought something was going to fall..."

Something ELSE screeched, and a hunk of loose mortar fell towards her. "WOAH!" She attempted to slow the fall, stopping it to a degree, but it was exhausting her mind and it was inching closer.

Dammit dammit DAMMIT! She dropped her mental block for a split second. SOS at these Thorney Towers ruins! It's collapsing!

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 05:16 PM
"you know we put htose signs up for a reason" Sasha said this while heading for the exit "coming daughter" Sasha started to think "wow that sounded awkward" he pulled back the lid of the exit and jumped out

(you know I noticed a rhyme scheme natasha sasha where you planning this since the begining?)

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 05:22 PM
"Just call me Nattie, dad(wow that sounds weird) TO THE CANOES!!!! WE MUST SAVE SARAH!!"

(no I had Natasha and Sasha be characters in an underground super cool fanfiction.)

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 05:22 PM
Well SO-RRY! You'd think a place would have bright yellow warning si- OHCRAPTANK. She cut off the broadcast as a tank rolled towards her, sending more chucks of stone. She telekineticly threw another chunk of stone at it and backed away.

"I gotta get somewhere so I can make a golem!" She started running.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 05:24 PM
Natasha? Sasha? Hmm.

The tank certainly sucks, our heros thunked. Why won't it die?

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 05:32 PM
CRAPOHCRAPOHCRA- Wait. Thunked? I'm hearing things now. Sarah paused, and a piece of rubble crashed in front of her. Oh well back to running! -POHCRAPOH...

Sarah made a sharp turn... right off a cliff. She grabbed a root just before she fell into the water, holding on for her life. About then she noticed a bit of an alcove. "Gotta time this right..."

She swung towards it and hit the wall, scrabbling for handholds. By some twist of luck she got in, and crouched there as rocks flew every which-way.

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 05:58 PM
Oh, snap. Sarah, one of our main characters, seems to be psychic... oh, wait! They all are! lolollollollol!!!1

She lands in a Matrix-esque pose, blowing stuff up behind her in classic action-movie-nostalgia. What are the other peeps doing...?

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 06:01 PM
Sasha jumped in the canoe "we must hurry Morry's brainwaves could still be controlling the tank" Sasha controlled the canoe via telekinsis and sent them both full speed towards the island

TyraaRane
10-10-2005, 06:01 PM
((Okay, I'm lost. I tried backtracking a few pages and I can't figure out what all's gone on since my last post and what Morry should be doing right now. Stupid midterms. Could somebody clue me in or something...? *headdesk*))

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 06:02 PM
((Okay, I'm lost. I tried backtracking a few pages and I can't figure out what all's gone on since my last post and what Morry should be doing right now. Stupid midterms. Could somebody clue me in or something...? *headdesk*))
(I'm not sure, either. I'm apparantly narrating. I'm pretty sure they're on an island, battling tanks. It seems as though they totally left you out, Tyraa.)

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 06:08 PM
((Here's a summary.

Natasha's been adopted by Sasha, Sarah snuck away to the island in a bout of angst, wandered a bit, and restarted the brain tank somehow. Now Sasha and his new daughter are heading to the island and Sarah's cowering in a hole in a cliff doing stuff.))

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 06:23 PM
Natasha stood on the front of the canoe in a crossing the delaware-esq style as Sasha steered the canoe to it's destination. "There's the island, straight ahead!!"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 06:27 PM
"Okay, what should I do know..." She pulled out a paper crane and looked at it. "I want you to find someone else and lead them here. Avoid the rubble. Now go!" She chucked it out of the alcove, where it fell a bit before flapping a bit and meandering off to the closest person, which happened to be Natasha.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 06:31 PM
"OMG dad, Sarah's crane!!!! She must be near. SARAH!! SARAH!!! ME AND SASHA ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!!" Sasha and Natasha landed on the beachfront of the island.

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 06:35 PM
Sasha stepped out the canoe "hmmm... err Nattie follow the crane to Sarah i'm going to find the tank" Sasha climbed the ladder and hopped that Sarah didn't activate the tank "oh great" Sasha said as the tank was rampaging about "better keep out of sight"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 06:36 PM
The crane fluttered a bit, then went off toward the alcove before being smashed by a piece of rubble.

Sarah heard the cry. "I'm off the cliff! Be careful, there's a tank on the loose!" A spray of water soaked her and made her mumble. "EFFING TANK!"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 06:37 PM
"ok, I'll follow the crane." Natasha followed the crane to Sarah. "SARAH!!! I've found you. What'd u do th that tank?? Sasha's gonna go deactivate it."

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 06:45 PM
"I did nothing! It just attacked out of nowhere!" She poked her head out. "Do you have a rope or something? I'm stuck in here!"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 06:47 PM
"Umm, I'll pull you out. On 3, 1...2...3!" Natasha tugged on Sarah's arm until they both tumbled onto the ground. "You ok? I gots some news, but Sasha wants to tell you,"

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 06:50 PM
Sasha looked at the tank "great how do I deactivate this thing......I could destroy it's underbelly" Sasha ran at the tank and let out a spray of psiblasts the tank went straight for him he put a stone under the tank's wheel and made it flip over he then laid waste to it's underbelly "there that should do it

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 06:53 PM
Natasha peeked over the edge of the cliff to see how Sasha was doing. "Go Sasha! Beat that tank down!"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 06:56 PM
Sarah peered over as well. "Woah, he's really hurting that thing. Is it even feeling it?"

She looked around, noting a piece of twisted metal that could be used as a spear. She focused on it, using telekinesis to straighten it out.

"HEY SASHA! ARROW COMING THROUGH!" She aimed at the tank and let loose.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 06:59 PM
"OMG Sarah! I had no idea you had so much primal rage on giant tanks?"

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Sasha jumped off the tank then lifted it up with telekinsis and tossed it into the lake "there now it can't cause anymore trouble" Sasha turned around and started to walk towards Sarah and Natasha "good you found Sarah" he said looking at Natasha then turning to Sarah "why did you come here"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 07:01 PM
"Don't we gotta tell Sarah somthing, dad?"

Purple Squid
10-10-2005, 07:03 PM
*everyone applies various loves to one another*

...

*and also innuendo'd*

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Sarah raised an eyebrow at the word "dad", but brushed it off. "It's called a sudden burst of angst and anger. This seemed the best place to work it off." She crossed her arms. "Believe it or not, I could have dealt with that myself. Just needed some time."

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 07:05 PM
"uhh I think you should tell her Nattie" Sasha stood there thinking "this is going to take some getting used to"

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 07:06 PM
Sarah raised an eyebrow at the word "dad", but brushed it off. "It's called a sudden burst of angst and anger. This seemed the best place to work it off." She crossed her arms. "Believe it or not, I could have dealt with that myself. Just needed some time."
"well the important thing is your okay"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 07:08 PM
"Riiight." She turned around and looked at the place a bit. "Even before that this place was a dump. I mean, really. Thorny Towers? What was this place?"

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 07:12 PM
"an insane asylum" Sasha then lit a cigarette

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 07:19 PM
Sarah winced a bit. "Wow, and I was expecting some big speech on why I shouldn't wander off... but when's the congratz-you've-been-adopted party going to happen?"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 07:42 PM
"Hmm, I think we should have it when we can get in contact with everybody. Calm the french guy down, tell Ness, all those good people. As for now, lets just go back to camp."

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 07:44 PM
"oh right everyone on the canoe" Sasha motioned for everyone to get on

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 07:48 PM
"umm, can the canoe support all our weight?"

Smon
10-10-2005, 07:53 PM
Ness din't have much to do, waiting around in the cabin playing PSP.

So... bored...

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 07:58 PM
"don't worry it can" Sasha sped the canoe back to shore as fast as he could


soon as they came to shore Sasha jumped out and headed for his lab "i'll be back soon you two just go rest"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:00 PM
As the canoe set shore, Natasha found Ness. "Boy howdy Ness, you sure missed a lot. I'll fill you in. I found out my mother's having an affair, and Sasha adopted me. Sarah went to the big island over there which once had an asylum and a big psychic tank got started up and Sasha and I went over there to rescue Sarah and shut that stupid tank off for all of us and the sake of the world. Now, we're waithing to find everyone else so we can have a party!"

Smon
10-10-2005, 08:07 PM
As the canoe set shore, Natasha found Ness. "Boy howdy Ness, you sure missed a lot. I'll fill you in. I found out my mother's having an affair, and Sasha adopted me. Sarah went to the big island over there which once had an asylum and a big psychic tank got started up and Sasha and I went over there to rescue Sarah and shut that stupid tank off for all of us and the sake of the world. Now, we're waithing to find everyone else so we can have a party!"
"Wow, that's a lotta stuff right there, ah- wait... who builds a summer camp across from an insane asylum?"

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:09 PM
"I don't know, but you wanna go read some poetry?"

Smon
10-10-2005, 08:11 PM
"I don't know, but you wanna go read some poetry?"
"..um.. no thanks."

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:12 PM
"But I haven't gotten to see or hang out with you for a while. It's Poe."

Smon
10-10-2005, 08:25 PM
"Well... alright."

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 08:29 PM
"Hey...you umm busy tonight?? I know about an empty floating dock."

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 08:58 PM
"Continue your business, Natasha Nein. I'm gonna go see if I can't find some ointment."

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:01 PM
"Hmm, Natasha Nein. I like that. It has a certain ring to it."

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 09:19 PM
Sasha steped out his lab with what looked like a belt "well then my last prototype invetion now where is Sarah" sashha looked for her near the cabins "ah Sarah I need you to test my latest invetion"

(decided to try and give everyone an invention ness=helmet Natasha=glove and Sarah=belt

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:37 PM
Natasha saw Sasha with Sarah and said "Dad, are you gonna use the campers as your little test subjects??"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 09:42 PM
Sarah blinked. "Sorry, but I'm not the kind of person to just go around putting on strange things at a whim. Now, do you guys have any ointment because this cut is looking nasty."

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 09:43 PM
"umm, will hot wax work?"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 09:47 PM
"No, it won't. I mean nasty as in infected. Maybe if you could boil some water or find some rubbing alchohal that would work too, but I'd prefer ointment." She looked at her arm.

splitsecond
10-10-2005, 10:16 PM
Sasha looked at Sarah and pulled out some rubbing alchoal and handed it to Sarah "it pays to be prepared"

Tarkya
10-10-2005, 10:19 PM
Sarah took the substance. "Actually, it just rewards. If it payed, there'd be a lot of rich people in the world." She opened up the bottle and poured some on the wound, hissing in pain as it ran in. "MAN it stings. Here you go." She handed the bottle back, still clenching her teeth a bit.

DarthAve
10-10-2005, 10:23 PM
"Aww, don't worry. Dad I'll try any harmful gadgets you might have to test."

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 12:23 AM
Sarah looked at the cut, the pain fading away. "That's going to leave a nasty scar..." She looked at Sasha. "Hey, is that a power amplifying belt? Because if it is, then I couldn't wear it if I wanted to. Because of... erm... control issues."

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 04:24 PM
"don't worry this just pumps up your invisibilty allowing you to not only to be unseen but able to walk through walls" Sasha looked at the belt "but you said you didn't want it so i'll just find someone else to try it out"

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 05:02 PM
DUNANAAA!

Sarah might want to rethink her decision.. walking through walls means free porn, practically!

Smon
10-11-2005, 05:04 PM
Ness was listening to the conversation and decided to step up.

"Wait a second... doesn't total intangibility also run the risk of making the belt unremovable?"

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 05:26 PM
"I'll try it on. Even if I do become invistible, I have a natural glow. I'll still be able to touch people right?"

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 07:10 PM
Ness was listening to the conversation and decided to step up.

"Wait a second... doesn't total intangibility also run the risk of making the belt unremovable?"
"not to worry Ness the belt has been modified so the wearer can remove it at any time"

Smon
10-11-2005, 07:27 PM
"not to worry Ness the belt has been modified so the wearer can remove it at any time"
"Oh alright," Ness said, his worries put at ease.

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 07:32 PM
"not to worry Ness the belt has been modified so the wearer can remove it at any time"

...or is it?

Yes the narrator can make plot twists. No, you can't hear me.

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 08:04 PM
Sarah shrugged. "I don't know squat about how to turn invisible. You enjoy yourself, just keep your hands out of my stuff while you're all incorpreal."

She rubbed her head, muttering more to herself than the rest. "I read a comic where someone went incorpreal, but then their suit thingamajigger broke and they were stuck and no one could see or hear them and they went mad. I hope THAT doesn't happen."

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 08:08 PM
"it won't I have a secondary remote just as a precaution but if that were to break to it is a possibilitie hmmmm... no the chances of that happening are a million to one"

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 08:13 PM
But this is an action RP, so the chances were raised by, like, a billion points.

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 08:14 PM
"Which means there's still a chance. Call me paranoid, but I don't think this is a good idea." She put her hands in her pockets. "Nothing's impossible. Only improbable. I got that from a book."

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 08:16 PM
Narrator casts awesomepoints lv 12 on Sarah. Good book.

Our hero had the right to be suspicious... things always go wrong in cool stories. She was just lucky there was no love interest as of yet...

Smon
10-11-2005, 08:34 PM
Ness was worried.

Intangibility is always a strnage thing to mess with.

"she'll still be able to talk despite being intangible right?"

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 09:14 PM
"Stop being such a worrywort Sarah. Why doesn't dad just test it out first to make sure it doesn't malfunction?"

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 09:33 PM
Sarah raised an eyebrow. "Hey, being paranoid is something I just have to have. Now, I don't want to see anything really bad happen so I'm going to collect some of those arrowheads. At least THAT psitanium isn't being used in strange power amplification projects."

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 09:35 PM
"Fine, I guess guinea pig 1 left. I'll do your evil bidding dad."

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 09:39 PM
"NOT A GUINEA PIG." At that point Sarah telekineticly threw a paper origami wasp at her.

Hooray for origami being made of paper.

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 10:08 PM
"well I'll just test it myself then" Sasha put on the belt and pressed the button the belt instantly he went intangible "hmm everything seems to be stable" he took a few steps and no one seemed to notice him move he started to walk through some of the cabins "everythings stable" he went to where he once stood and pushed the button nothing happend he pushed a second time still nothing "what are the odds that this would happen" Sasha went towards his lab but nobody noticed.

(so whats next i'm out of ideas and we went to thorney towers already)

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 10:15 PM
Oddly enough, the paper wasp was was following Sasha as if it could see him. In fact, in a way it could.

You see, this little origami creature was one of the golems that Sarah tended to blabber on about. An artificial creature animated by a mixture of psychic powers, made to serve a certain purpose. This one was made to track Sasha's unique mental pattern.

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 10:31 PM
"Dad? Where are you?? Crap, it backfired. We're gonna need to destroy the invention for you to be visible again."

Tarkya
10-11-2005, 10:46 PM
The paper golem circled Sasha once, then froze in front of his face, clattering to the ground and erupting in flames, leaving a sort of feeling in the area. Like it was trying to make Sasha stay where he was.

At that same time, Sarah fell out of the tree she was in. "Crap. The golem self-destructed. I guess Sasha's stuck now!" She grabbed her clipboard and a pencil, racing to where the ashes were.

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 04:06 PM
Sasha used his psychic powers to talk to the kids "i'l be fine just need to get that remote from my lab"

Smon
10-12-2005, 04:56 PM
Ness responded.

But um... if you're intangible, how are you gonna pick it up?

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 05:22 PM
The narrator is thinking TK. Or majickx.

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 05:55 PM
Sarah thought for a second. Hey, that belt is a power amplification device, right? And you're a pretty powerful psychic. Put two and two together.

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 05:57 PM
Ness responded.

But um... if you're intangible, how are you gonna pick it up?

Sasha stopped and thought " he brings up a good point" once again he communicated to them "I need one of you to go in my lab and push the red button on a white remote"

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 06:09 PM
NARRATOR JOE SENSES AN ACTION SEQUENCE.

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 06:10 PM
Sarah nodded. I'll do it. I'll meet you outside the GPC.

And she was off.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 06:15 PM
"Wait Sarah!!! I'm comin' for moral support and, wait dad, light a ciggerette so we know where you are."

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 06:19 PM
Sasha used telekinsis to light himself a cigarette "well this serves 2 purposes" he said to himself as he went to the GPC

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 06:21 PM
The narrator wonders why Sasha doesn't use TK to get the mote', but then remembers that all cool stories come out of silly mistakes.

IE the Death Star.

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 06:47 PM
Sarah climbed into the GPC and stopped.

"Hey... the hatch is gone."

Indeed. All that was left was the pillowed floor and two metal sticks in the center of it.

"Sasha... what happened?"

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 06:49 PM
"Is there like a door or somthing? Is their a magic word?? SASSAFRASS!! no, ALAKAZAM! no HULLABLOO! no, MICHAEL JACKSON!!! No MILLA!!! no. umm..."

Smon
10-12-2005, 07:02 PM
Ness showed up at this time and noticed it wouldn't open.

"We could always use the stumps," he suggested.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:04 PM
"Dng Ness, you're good. You.. umm, busy later. I've got my violin and I'm diein' to play a song."

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 07:05 PM
"I dunno. Something tells me it'd be a bad idea to use the stumps." She looked at the two metal sticks. "Shouldn't there be like a button or something here?"

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:11 PM
"I don't know, I just wanna play Moonlight Sonata in the key of C for Ness."

Smon
10-12-2005, 07:12 PM
Nss disregarded it, he keeps his eyes on business.

"Well there should be, and odds are Sasha has it, our best bet is to use the stumps."

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:15 PM
"Yes, quite the idea. or we could destroy the belt, enabling him to be vistible again and ridding the world of this invention."

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 07:17 PM
"At least let me test the stumps before we use them." She hopped out of the GPC and picked up a rock.

About then she saw the bear. It had gotten through the fence somehow.

"Um... GUYS! BEAR!"

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:19 PM
"Formation!! no wait, Psi-blast, no GET IN AND SHUT THE DOOR!!!!"Natasha hopped in ther GPC's padded insides "Get in befor that bear kills you Ness!!!"

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 07:29 PM
Sarah yelled back to the others. "Are you nuts! If you close the door we'll be stuck and we won't be able to help Sasha!" She looked at the bear. "Someone use Pyrokinesis on it!"

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:30 PM
"I used to know Pyroknesis, but I forgot it in pyromaniacks rehab. Dang those cheerful counclers."

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 07:33 PM
"Well, if you don't remember we'll all DIE!" She ducked a telekinetic claw. "At least shoot it! I only know TK!"

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 07:37 PM
"I'll try."

Natasha used all her force to light the bear on fire, and when it lit , it ERUPTED in a ball of flames.

"Me likey burn, must burn things, must burn things!!!" Natasha sprung up and set the GPC gates on fire.

"BURN BURN!!!!!"

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 08:06 PM
Sarah spun around, throwing some dirt at Natasha.

"RESTRICT!"

The dirt sprang to life, wrapping around her limbs. Sarah was already throwing more dirt at the fires.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 08:08 PM
"Oh, I gotta go back to rehab. I'm a mess again." Natasha Stood up, raised a hand, and said in a strick southern voice "As god as my witness, I will never use pyroknesis again."

Klia
10-12-2005, 08:12 PM
((Okay, I'm lost. I tried backtracking a few pages and I can't figure out what all's gone on since my last post and what Morry should be doing right now. Stupid midterms. Could somebody clue me in or something...? *headdesk*))

((Oh dude, awesome you're here. Ufortunantly for Ford, it seems as if he passed out jumpind down into the log...I'm going to have to try to come back in but damn this is hard.

It was a lot of fun RPing with you. Pretty good I must say, actually extremely good)).

Smon
10-12-2005, 08:52 PM
Ness was a little disturbed by this eruption of pyromania.

He shrugged it off and headed for a stump.

"Well, we better get crackin'"

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 09:09 PM
"Hey, don't worry. I've done stuff that's just as bad as pyromania." She laughed nervously and scratched her head.

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 09:13 PM
[QUOTE]"I'll try."

Natasha used all her force to light the bear on fire, and when it lit , it ERUPTED in a ball of flames.

"Me likey burn, must burn things, must burn things!!!" Natasha sprung up and set the GPC gates on fire.

"BURN BURN!!!!!"[QUOTE]

Sasha used telepathy on Natasha "were going to have to work on that"
he said nervously

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 09:28 PM
"No, never again. I will never kill with pyroknesis again. This has happened before. It was the elementry school though, and not everyone made it out."

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 09:37 PM
Sarah continued to rub her head. "Ugh... headache." She half-heartedly waved to the others and sat down on a rock. "I'll sit here and watch the GPC. You guys go on."

Gruducuuz
10-12-2005, 09:59 PM
New camper!

"CrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapCRAP!" thought Dan as he floated down the highway towards the camp. "Im a day late no thanks to that cop. Ive probably already missed a day's worth of training. CRAP!" He was almost there when he thought of somet thing. "instead of doing a days wok of make-up crap, I could just sneak in." A devilish grin snuck across Dan's face as he turned invisible. "DANG IT!" Dan shouted as he saw the really tall fence at the entrance to the camp. "How am I supposed to get in now?" he thought.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 10:01 PM
Natasha looked up, as a feeling went through her. "Sombody's here. trying to sneak in. I'll go find them."

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 10:08 PM
"Good for them. Maybe they can do the part of guinea pig..." She stopped mid-sentance. "Augh! What is up with this headache! Must have used too much psychic power..."

She stood up. "I'm going to the lake. Don't follow me."

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 10:11 PM
"I WON'T" As Natasha was walking, she saw someone hopping the fence. "What are you doing?"

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 10:31 PM
"ughh how could I have been so stupid I can just use telekinsis on the remote" Sasha phased threw the wall and tk'd the remote returning him to normal "ok i'll mark that as a failure Sasha than left the lab "where is this intruder Natasha was talking about"

Tarkya
10-12-2005, 11:57 PM
Sarah stared at the water, sitting on the floating dock and muttering strange phrases. She had one foot dangling in the water, and the water around it had a bit of a green glow to it.

"I overloaded myself today... gotta be more careful." She rubbed her head. "I'm never gonna get any better this way."

Gruducuuz
10-13-2005, 06:52 AM
As Dan was trying to hop the fence, he senced some one coming towards him, so he froze. His mind was screaming "MOVE! HIDE DO SOMETHING!" but his body said "Its much safer here." So Dan didn't move an single inch as the person walked toward him. As the person got closer, he realized they were either that screamy war counceler, ar a camper, so he decided he could slide down the side of the fence. As he did so, he was suddenly caught in a shield from the camper or Olyflander guy and was unable to move.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 04:56 PM
"State your name, age and you will kindly be escorted to Agent Nein for further questioning. Don't make me use force."

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 06:27 PM
When Sarah came back from the lake, she was rather wet looking and her hair was at least half an inch shorter. She blinked. "So, this the new kid?" She walked up to him. "You're even later than I was. And that's saying something."

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 06:31 PM
"I don't know. Should we take him to Sasha? Or go to the crazy french guy?"

Smon
10-13-2005, 06:48 PM
Ness climbed into the stump.

He came out at Agent Nein's lab and saw him okay.

"Oh thank god you're alright," Ness said, with relief that his idol was okay. "I'm gonna go check on that intruder," and with that he left in a hurry.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 06:50 PM
Natasha walked down the path, holding the intruder in a police style to prevent a runaway. "I've brought the break-in Dad. He won't talk." Natasha told Sasha.

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 06:51 PM
"Well, you could not do a police interview. Things happen and people end up late to things." She shrugged.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 06:53 PM
"So this is a fellow camper?" Embarassed, Natashga pushed him away and said "Umm, hi. I'm Natasha. You interested in violin?"

Smon
10-13-2005, 07:08 PM
Ness showed up and overheard the situation over who this mystery person is, as he often does.

Camper? Spy? Either way...

"We could always find a way to... look inside." he said in typical movie-villian fashion.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 07:12 PM
"Ohh, sneaky Ness, but I got a better idea." Natasha flkuffed up her hair in a sexy way and said. "So cutie, what's your name? Tell me and I'll kiss ya."

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 07:17 PM
"Boy, you sure are a flirt Natasha." She offered her hand for a handshake. "My name's Sarah. Yours?"

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 07:21 PM
"I know, but i'm only a flirt when the boys are cute." She turned to the strange boy, grabbed him by the shirt and said "So, are you gonna tell me your name?"

splitsecond
10-13-2005, 07:24 PM
Sasha looked at the boy "you look like a capable psychic Dan show me what you can do" Sasha took a puff of his cigarette

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 07:26 PM
"Hey Sasha, you're back!" Sarah withdrew her hand, wincing at Natasha's antics. "Hey, you're gonna scare him doing that."

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 07:27 PM
"HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME??? and where's the belt? and when do we get to take a class?"

Smon
10-13-2005, 07:34 PM
"HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME??? and where's the belt? and when do we get to take a class?"
Spaz....

"I think he took care of the belt, odds ar eits either in the lab or still on him, as for Dan's name a simple psychic check could clarify, and we take classes when we stop being guine-" noticed Dan, who is as-of-yet unaware of the psychic testing going on. "ea... studiers...."

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 07:37 PM
"Oh Ness," Natasha thought, "You're so smart. Why can't you realize my feelings for you?"

"Studiers? That's odd." Natasha said ignoring her thought's.

splitsecond
10-13-2005, 07:38 PM
"class starts in a few minutes at the dock" Sasha than started to walk towards the beach.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 07:40 PM
"Come on Ness, lets follow Sasha to the docks!'

Natasha skipped along the trail, Dragging Ness by the arm.

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 07:42 PM
Sarah looked at Dan. "If you want, you can follow me. I'm not going to attack you like the other girl here." She stuck her hands in the pockets of her windbreaker and went on.

splitsecond
10-13-2005, 07:53 PM
Sasha stood at the base of the dock waiting for the cadets to arrive "well so far they all seem to be in top psychic shape except for one pyrokinesis incident" Sasha pulled out a psycho-portal from his pocket "hmmm...maybe I should run them through the same course I gave Rasputin" Sasha thought about these things silently to himself

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 07:55 PM
Sarah reached the dock, skidding to a halt. "Okay... no... more... running." She rubbed her forehead. "Hello Sasha. Don't mind me, just in the mood to get here before the lovebirds."

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 07:55 PM
Natasha ran down the ramp, Dragging Ness along.

"We're ready for combat dad!"

splitsecond
10-13-2005, 08:08 PM
"good your here" Sasha put the portal on his forehead "let the class begin" the class was sucked into his psyche

Gruducuuz
10-13-2005, 08:09 PM
Dan was very confused. "I geuss this might be the official looking guy's mind. "Would you guys mind telling me your names?" said Dan. "And is there any make-up crap I have to do?" Said Dan as he followed the rest of the group.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 08:10 PM
"Wow, look at all the space. umm, no offence."

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 08:12 PM
Sarah flinched and shouted out as soon as she had fully projected. "GYAH! Did you HAVE to do that?" She pulled on a pair of gloves she had pulled from her pocket. "At least give us a bit of time to prepare before you go sucking us from our bodies.

splitsecond
10-13-2005, 08:21 PM
"well Dan i'am Sasha Nein and no there is'nt any make up work you have to do" Sasha took a few steps back "here you will learn how to use a psychic blast" he continued to talk "if you take your emotions like anger and fear and aim them at a common point you can unleash a psi-blast try it" Sasha pushed a switch with his foot making five targets appear

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 08:22 PM
"Lamps, ugg, their so ugly!! I'd gladly blow those up."

Natasha used a Psi-blast and blasted her lamp to bits.

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 08:24 PM
Sarah squinted. "Those are some REALLY tacky lamps." She pulled the gloves on a little tighter. "I'm going next."

She walked forward, facing one. She focused on one of the targets, then pointed a hand at it. A shot of energy shot out and hit the target.

"Woah... that was awesome."

Gruducuuz
10-13-2005, 08:26 PM
Dan shot the lamp with his name on it. "Hey, I'm pretty good at this!" thought Dan. "You know, that girl was holding a little too tight." Thought Dan as he shot a blast at her. Which missed by a few feet. "Guess im not as good as I thought."

Purple Squid
10-13-2005, 08:50 PM
The narrator does not endorse the shooting of icky Tiffany lamps.

DarthAve
10-13-2005, 09:46 PM
"Ok Dad, what now?"

splitsecond
10-13-2005, 10:05 PM
just then a weird machine poped up next to Sasha and a weird little man came out of it "ok this is a censor you can these things in any sane persons mind well right now he's going to be target practice you each need to blast 200 hundred of these things so about two weeks and two hours a day you should get your first merit badge now you should get started I have some things to attend to in another section of my brain so you 4 will have to save your questions for later" and with that Sasha hoped threw a door that came out of nowhere.

Tarkya
10-13-2005, 10:09 PM
Sarah zapped one, then blinked. "This is gonna take forever."

She looked around and noticed a floating switch. "Hey... this might up the flow a bit." She used TK to push it up to 2, and looked at the others with a grin on her face.

"Hey, anyone up for pushing it to the skull level?"

Smon
10-14-2005, 03:25 AM
Ness was following the tests and was, like Sarah, bored with the one by one approach.

"Do you really need to ask?" he said and casually walked over to push it down.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:42 AM
The narrator, who is always glad to be a jerk, thinks you are all morons. But since the narrator narrates...

Our heroes... valianty... push the lever down to 'skull level', as they so blatantly call it...

They've obviously never seen mental thrillers.

Smon
10-14-2005, 08:18 AM
As the landscape around them transformed into a large bed covered in blocks and other childhood items Ness thought about what he just did.

"...uhoh... I broke his brain..."

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 11:30 AM
Sarah blinked. "This place is wierd..." She turned around and was faced with one of those censors.

"Gyah!" She punched at it, knowing it wouldn't really work. The large, greenish pyschic energy hand did.

She stared as the exploding censor. "Hey, can anyone ELSE do that?"

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 03:43 PM
"oh look, a vault!" Natasha ran up to the vault on the bed, punched it and got a clipshow thingie. "Oh my word, that's Sasha's mother, oh, she dies when he was so little. That makes me sad."

Smon
10-14-2005, 04:18 PM
"Well, we better fix this mess before Sasha shows up" Ness said as he unsheathed a baseball bat and headed for the Censor valve.

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 04:40 PM
Sarah nodded. "Where did you pull that bat from? Wait, nevermind, don't need to know." She punced another censor. "There are two of em. I think we need to zap them." She began towards one of them, at one point running through a wispy picture floating through the air. She blinked as it shrunk and dissapeared. "Woah. That felt wierd." Still, she decided that it would be a good idea to collect the things.

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 04:45 PM
Dan walked around observing his surroundings. He walked up to a giant, glowing, floating picture of a childish toy. He looked at it for a few minutes, then tried to touch it, and it dissapeared. "Whoah!" exclaimed Dan as he wondered what happened to it. He tried walking up to another floating thing. Before he could try touching it, a censor ran up to him and was about to throw his clip-board at him when Dan trapped him inside a shield. He then moved the shield in a circle, and stopped concentrating on his shield at just the right moment to make the censor fly into one of the far corners of Sasha's mind. When he tried touching the floaty picture again, he realized something fell out of his pocket that he had found out side the main gate to the camp. Camp Guide was printed in large bold letters on the cover. Dan opened it, and found a map to the camp, and some kind of glossary in the back. He skimmed though it, untill he found what he was looking for. "Figment. A figment of imagination floating around in people's minds. Usualy floating and bright neon in color. Some figments may have a mind of its own and may float away when avoiding capture. They seem to not be able to venture away from their starting point for very long though. Each figment collected takes a small bit of brain power from the original host, and transfers it to the atainee. But to a trained psychonaut, this is nothing." Dan read aloud. "Well that's useful." thought Dan as he grabbed the figment ahead of him and searched for more. On his way, he confronted another censor, but this one was much larger in size. He trapped this one in a shield, but it broke free. "Dang, I should practice that." Thought dan as he shot it with some anger about not being better at using his shield. Where the censor had died though, and red and blue dot came out. "Hello, what are you two?" thought Dan as he pulled out his guide again. "Ah-ha. Mental Helper. A helpful little critter that gives back a small amount of mental health. And, Mental Heater. A small ball of fury that helps you fire off more Markmanship shots. Well, come to papa little guys." Said Dan as he grabbed the things. "I'm feeling better already!" thought Dan as he went to collect more.

(longest quick reply ever.)

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 04:46 PM
The narrator is impressed with the amount of words in the last post.

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 04:57 PM
This roleplayer is also impressed by the number of words.

"Good to know." Sarah climbed a bit more before being hit by a censor and tumbled off the edge of the box.

Great! I'm gonna die...

When her back hit the floor, she blinked and stood up. Where she stood there was nothing, but she could hear the noise of the censors over the edge. She walked over and looked at the now sideways scene of the bed. She stepped over and it became normal again.

"WTF." It was apparently surprising enough to use internet acronyms.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 05:00 PM
...and that's pretty surprising.

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 05:13 PM
As Dan continued to look for more interesting things, he came across what looked like a cotton candy spider-web. "To the guide!" thought Dan as he pulled out the guide.
"Mental Cobwebs. A small symptom of not looking though a part of your mind often enough. May be collected by use of a special instrument. See Cobweb Duster." Dan read aloud. As Dan walked away from it he decided to try to fix Sasha's mind because if he didn't the others may try to blame him for the damage to his mind. As Dan jumped around on these not very safe looking floating blocks, he heard something crying and levitation bounced over to it. When he saw what was crying, he was very confused.
"A crying bag?" He said as he walked over to it. Then something came to him when he saw it. " Oh crap, if those figments are alive, and this thing probably is too, then maybe we broke it when we broke Sasha's mind!" Dan exclaimed as he thought out loud. "What happened? What's wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?" Dan stammered to try to shut it up. When Dan was talking to the bag, a Censor had snuck up behind him ans fired off a big, red NO at him. When Dan realized what was happening, he jumped in fron of the blast, because having the bag die probably wasn't good. The blast had sent Dan flying, and when he landed, the guide had fallen out of his pocket again. "Maybe you have somthing on the bag... Found it! Emotional Luggage. A result of powerful emotions being jarred up inside a mind. To end it's pain, find the luggage tag that goes to the bag." Dan read aloud. "Well, I better find it so I don't get yalled at." Thought Dan as he hunted for the bag's tag. After some quick searching, he found the tag and returned it. When he did, the bag did a jig and dissapeared. "That was odd." thought Dan as he headed for the giant spikey pipe to give the bat-kid cover.

(second logest quick reply.)

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 05:14 PM
The narrator's eyes are about to implode.

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 05:18 PM
After jumping off the edge a few times, Sarah finally decided to get to the point where she found one of the things the Censors were being spewed from. There was a target beside it.

She pointed towards it and zapped it with a Psyblast, and the vent dissapeared. She grinned. "Shooting things is fun."

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 05:19 PM
"And useful." Dan chimed in as he got a few Censors right betwen the eyes before another pipe sprang up. "Hopefully there aren't like, 20 or something."

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 05:34 PM
"Hey, that's kinda catchy! Shooting things is fun, and useful!" She zapped another censor, this time doing that imaginary gun shape. "It's like a pistol but without those nasty gunpowder burns!"

Smon
10-14-2005, 05:35 PM
Ness was climbing towards the second pipe. As he reached the closest platform to it he prepared his bat.

Wait for it... wait for it....

A censor spewed out of the pipe and flew towards Ness. Right before it hit the ground Ness swung the bat.

SMAAAAAASH.

The censor flew back towards the pipe and hit the target.

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 05:39 PM
Sarah stared, and clapped. "Okay now. That HAD to be a home run at least."

She blinked. "I think that was the last one. Now what?"

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 05:42 PM
Suddenly, the platforms started shaking and Dan yelled "JUMP!" And thankfully, every one did, for at the same moment, the platforms and giant bed were suck beck into the cube.
After that, a second whirring noise was heard, and then a rumble and then silence. "I bet you 5 bucks that was another series of platforms." said Dan.

Smon
10-14-2005, 05:43 PM
{Post was deleted because Grud beat me to it :(}

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 05:45 PM
Sarah blinked, walked to the edge of the cube and jumped off, floated a bit, and landed on the next side. She continued to run around, looking for the next place.

"Hey! I think I found it!"

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 05:46 PM
Dan decided to follow the girl. As he did, he saw the giant series of what looked like neon turntables. "Who wants to race to the top of this one?"

(sorry smon)

shinzuku
10-14-2005, 06:24 PM
Milla walked into Sasha's lab and saw the belt. She narrowed her eyes and picked it up. She exited the lab and went to look for Sasha. She ended up at the main campground.

"Where is he?"

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 07:13 PM
Sarah shook her head. "We're supposed to be fixing this before Sasha gets back, not racing. Besides, you can levitate, I can't."

A distant cry of "No" made her jump, and she looked at a much larger Censor with a clipboard. There was something like a red No sign floating her way. She rolled out of the way just in time.

"Look, more ducks for the shooting gallery!"

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 07:34 PM
"Oh well, it was worth a try." said Dan as he levitated to get a better view. He worked it all out in his head.

Jump foreward twice.
90 degree angle right.
Destroy censors within 5 ft radius.
Jump.
]Throw levetation ball at target.

He checked it over, and went for it. But something went wrong. He was shot out of the air by a gaint NO!

Okay, improvise.

He balloned to the nearest platform and took out the censor.

Back to the plan.

He tried to levetate again, but it turned out the censor took more out of him than he had thought. He tried to move, but nothing happened.

I get hurt and now I'm stuck in the middle of a machine that makes things that want to kill me.

So Dan thought out his options, and decided one thing...

"HELP!" screamed Dan at the top of his lungs.

Smon
10-14-2005, 09:44 PM
Ness decided to be the hero. Or try to. Or die trying. Or die.

He headed up as high as he could before hearing a load NO. He turned and saw it coming towards him. He got his bat ready and...

SLAM.

The floating NO went back towards the Censor, missed, but at least got the projectile of his way. He continued to head upwards.

He heard a help from Dan.

Oh this is fantastic...

He tried to avoid censors while powering up a shield for Dan.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 09:59 PM
(Erm. The narrator thinks it is totally unfair of Ness to have a superpowered bat. Poor censor.)

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 10:05 PM
Sarah noticed Ness. "You get Dan, I'll slow these censors down!" She Psyblasted one of the shouting Censors and shot the ones in Ness's way.

Smon
10-14-2005, 10:06 PM
(Erm. The narrator thinks it is totally unfair of Ness to have a superpowered bat. Poor censor.)
(Tell me, have you played SSB:M? I'm sorry but that is a SUPAH BAT. However, since in EarthBound the real power is only in Crit. Hits, I will limit its super use.

Except it shall still be used defensively.)

Smon
10-14-2005, 10:07 PM
Sarah noticed Ness. "You get Dan, I'll slow these censors down!" She Psyblasted one of the shouting Censors and shot the ones in Ness's way.
"Right!" and with that Ness headed to Dan to heal and shield.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 10:09 PM
(Tell me, have you played SSB:M? I'm sorry but that is a SUPAH BAT. However, since in EarthBound the real power is only in Crit. Hits, I will limit its super use.

Except it shall still be used defensively.)

(Yes, I've played it. But for some reason, it bothered me for a second. Until you said it would be for defense, so I don't mind anymore. Keep swinging.)

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 10:34 PM
"Hi-Ya! Woo-sha! In your face man!"Natasha yelled as she psi-blasted a censor, which chain blasted to a big circular target that the censors were coming out of. It dissappered, and a new one popped up.
"That must be how you drstroy these things!"

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 10:40 PM
"Yes, I figured that out a little while ago!" She zapped another censor. "You go ahead and get them, I'll continue with population control."

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 10:46 PM
"OK!!!" Natasha hopped onto a platform and shot one of the targets. All of a sudden, the platforms, and the mobile dissapeered into the cube. Shoe-making things popped out of the ground, and we were scattered. We all ran to different sides trying to find the shoe things.

"Hey, another vault! I hope this one's happy." Natasha ran up to the vault and eventually got the slideshow thing. As natasha looked through it, at one slide she said "Awwww, that's so sweet" but the next, she said "OH MY GOSH!!!!!!"

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 11:01 PM
"Thanks Ness." said Dan as he suddenly felt better. He ran ove to the next part and, using the weird gravity of the cube along with his levitation, got right next to the pipe. Dan hit it with his fist and another pipe came up. He then realized something. This particular pipe seemed to only shoot out very weak censors, along with the occasional big censor, which gave Dan an idea. "All the health and energy you'll ever need on me!" shouted Dan as he continuously killed the censors.

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 11:27 PM
"Wow, I'm glad I'll never meet grandma now since I saw THAT!" Avery was greeted by a little orange pumpkin-looking thing that exploded in her face.

"OMG, Iraq suicide bomber!"

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 11:28 PM
OMG NARRATOR SENSES INSENSITIVE POLITICAL JOKE.

Tarkya
10-14-2005, 11:30 PM
Sarah glared at Natasha. "I've seen THOSE before. Personal demons, zap them before they explode!" She zapped another one. "Geez, I'm surprised Sasha hasn't noticed this yet."

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 11:31 PM
(oh, sorry. Too much Hannity)

Natasha psi-blasted the next of those little buggers she saw.

"There, you little ball of orange death, YOU'R DEAD NOW!!!"

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 12:09 AM
Sarah was obviously enjoying herself a bit too much with the Psyblasts. "And you, and you and you're dead!" She watched the Censor bits fly, and didn't notice until too late when a NO! hit her across the back. Even then she stumbled only a few feet and turned to shoot it.

"Hey! Kill the vent already!"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 12:11 AM
If someone doesn't end this soon, the narrator will come down there personally and smite everything.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 12:11 AM
"Alright! Don't get so nit picky with me!!!"
Natasha hopped up to the vent at a point where she could shoot it, and took a shot.

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 12:31 AM
((I can imagine it now.

I AM THE NARRARATOR. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL ALL BE SMITTEN.))

Sarah watched the vent withdraw, and once again everything shook as it all pulled back into the cube. Somewhere else, a series of blocks formed the next course.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 12:32 AM
The narrator would rather have everyone smote than smitten. Smitten.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 12:33 AM
"Dang, how many of these things are there?"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 12:34 AM
42.

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 12:35 AM
((Bah. They have the same definition in the dictionary. At least it isn't smoted.))

"Considering this is a CUBE, I wouldn't be surprised if there's six of em." Sarah began towards the next place. "Woah, lot of P.D.s here!"

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 12:37 AM
"Yes! Lets get them all!!! to the top of this thing!!"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 12:39 AM
(nuh-uh. Smitten is in love. GEEZ. Hawr. I kid.)

OUR HEROES GO TO FRIGGIN FINISH THIS LEVEL.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 12:43 AM
"Woo the top!" Natasha Psi-blasted the target, and nothing really happened excapt more censors stopped coming.

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 12:50 AM
Sarah looked around. "Do you have the feeling that something big was supposed to happen but didn't?" She scratched her head. "I can't wait to get out of here. This minimalist place scares me."

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 12:51 AM
That's it.

Narrator uses magic powers to blast all that is needed to be blasted.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 12:54 AM
"Yeah, it's weird being in your dad's head."

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 12:59 AM
((And so there was much love for the Narrator.))

"Indeed it is strange being in your dad's head. I still can't believe he adopted you. Or that you carried papers all over the place." She sat on a somewhat out of place floating cube. "Wonder what that other business of his was?"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 01:01 AM
Hooray! Recognition.

I'm glad this RP has a narrator.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 01:04 AM
"Probably sorting out some mental notes and other jibjab."

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 01:13 AM
"I'd still think he'd notice. It's supposed to be hard to gain control over your mind when you loose control." She rapped her knuckles on her head on the side a bit. "And I'd know that."

Gruducuuz
10-15-2005, 11:10 AM
"Well, if we got in through Sasha, then were probably going to need Sasha to get out. So untill Sasha pops up, were stuck." Said Dan.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 11:30 AM
Milla walked to the dock and saw Sasha (he was on the dock wasn't he?)

Milla:Sasha, where are the campers?

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 01:24 PM
"And it's the song that never ends, and it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and will continue singing it forever just because it's the song that never ends......"

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 02:24 PM
Sarah stared at Natasha. "At least it ain't the beer song. Then I would probably attack you."

She stopped. "Wait... don't you automatically get kicked out of a mind when you loose all your astral layers?"

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 02:27 PM
"Does that mean we have to kill ourselves?" ~glances around~ "Or eachother"

(OMG, I almost sang the beer song, but I thought the song that never ends would be more annoying.)

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 02:29 PM
GHASP. You guys could go colonial on each other and become cannibals!

:'D

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 02:30 PM
(Mmmmmmmm, Sarah)

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 02:31 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Everyone.

>:'D

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 02:33 PM
(You wouldn't eat me. You love me.)

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 02:34 PM
Naw, I'd eat you.

I'm sure you taste fine, don't worry.

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 02:34 PM
((Dot dot dot, my friends. DOT. DOT. DOT.))

Sarah shrugged. "Unless you've got some smelling salts, yeah. Or we could find censor vent and let them beat us out. I've got two layers because I got beaten pretty badly duing the stuff."

Gruducuuz
10-15-2005, 02:38 PM
"I have a better idea." said Dan as he rummaged through this jacket pockets. "Come on, I know I had at least twelve... here we go!" Dan held up what looked to be a set of sticky notes. "Ah yes, my favorite mind invention yet, the mental note." Said Dan. He looked at the instructions his local Mental merchant had given him. "Hold note in hand, think of what you want the note to become, note should start glowing, and set the note on a part of the person's mind." Dan read aloud. "If Sasha's not letting us out, then I'm just going to make a way out." Said Dan as he plucked off one of the notes. Dan looked straight at the note and started thinking.

Door out of mind. Door out of mind. Door out of mind.

The note started to glow. "Here goes nothing." said Dan as he set the note on the ground. All of a sudden, the note grew into a large door. Dan looked at it and twisted the handle. He was about to go though when he said. "You guys coming?" And he walked though the door.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 02:38 PM
"after you."

Tarkya
10-15-2005, 02:40 PM
She stared at the door. "I'm not going into there. It could go into some OTHER mind." She stared at it. "I think dying is more reliable."

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 02:43 PM
"Hmm, death or door, WAIT, I got some smelling salts!"

Natasha reached into her pocket and pulled out the smelling salts.

"Here I go,"