PDA

View Full Version : Caption Game for the cool kids.


Pages : [1] 2

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 04:44 PM
Seriously. I'm setting this up again over in the creative thread.

Smon
10-06-2005, 05:04 PM
So, I was thinking we could play another game. This time, it'll be... special. Brooha! Okay. First, I put up a screenshot from the game, and you guys caption it with ultima-hilariousness. Then, after everyone who wants to enter has entered, or until The Judge finds one so hilarious nothing can beat it, the winner picks the next screenshot. Got it? Okay.

Here we go:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1097169475.jpg

And I KNOW you guys are funny, so don't pretend you aren't. And yes, all types of jokes are allowed. Even squikky ones.
Bouncer:ARGH! STOP DANCING IN MY INTESTINES.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 05:51 PM
Ugg, I'd be hungy if I had a stomach, and I'd probably need to go to the bathroom, but no bladder or kidneys. JUST HOLLOWED OUT CHROME!!

Klia
10-06-2005, 06:36 PM
Raz: (looking in) Damn.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 07:01 PM
Raz: finally i made the vip list

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Okay, yo. Is that enough time for you all?

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:08 PM
sure, I'm ready.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:11 PM
Right. Klia wins. Because that made me laugh so hard. And I don't even know why.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:12 PM
oh fiddlesticks. I must try again.

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:47 PM
Right. Klia wins. Because that made me laugh so hard. And I don't even know why.

I should just say damn all the time then.

Fiddlesticks should be used for the trombones.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 07:48 PM
I play the trombone. I hope that wasn't an insult.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 07:51 PM
I should just say damn all the time then.

Fiddlesticks should be used for the trombones.

Now, homie. You put up a screenshot. Mkay? And, yes. I would love you if yo said it more.

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:55 PM
Now, homie. You put up a screenshot. Mkay? And, yes. I would love you if yo said it more.

Yo fo shore?

....


Yeah, I'll post that screenshot now.

Klia
10-06-2005, 07:57 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/411/1097169192.jpg

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:00 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/411/1097169192.jpg
Don't follow me dude, you're on your own! Run into a mine or somthin'!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:08 PM
This will be the day two young children learn what happens when you kick a landmine.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:10 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/411/1097169192.jpg

dogen- Raz don't touch that......now he looks like that guy who's head i blew up

Klia
10-06-2005, 08:21 PM
You guys need more time?

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:22 PM
I'm good and ready to lose to splitsecond's awesome caption.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:22 PM
i'm good

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:24 PM
yes you are. In my face, in my face.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm good. Announce.

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:29 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/411/1097169192.jpg
Raz:...and this Dogen, is what we in the circus call... an elephant pie. Go ahead and touch it.
*Dogen explodes*
Raz:Perfectly normal reaction to elephant pie.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:29 PM
you are good, in my face, in my face. boo-ya!

Klia
10-06-2005, 08:30 PM
Okay...first I was going to chose SplitSecond's. But Smon's just was too good.

AAGH! *head splodes*

Its a tie.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:32 PM
but if it's a tie, that means

CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH!!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:32 PM
BUNBUNBAAAAAA!

I liked Smon's.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:32 PM
uhhh smon wins on the count that i don't have any sceenshots

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:32 PM
YES. Boo-ya.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:34 PM
Drat, Drat, and Doubledrat!

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:34 PM
http://psychonauts.com/images/screens/big/Psychonauts3.jpg

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:35 PM
Raz- OMG, I'm getting so fat. No more dream fluff for me.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:37 PM
http://psychonauts.com/images/screens/big/Psychonauts3.jpg

Raz- you ain't nutin I float like a butterfly sting like a...........

annoucer- and the winner is tiger!!!!

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:39 PM
Bring it on.

Tiger- OMGWTF?! Y did u steel mah legzXXORX?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!
Raz- Shup. n00b
Tiger- OMG OEKAKI BULLY UR SHOOZ R OOGLEH!!!!!!!!1 lolz
Raz- OMG nuuuuuu

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:41 PM
anyone like my new avatar?

KingCheez
10-06-2005, 08:42 PM
http://psychonauts.com/images/screens/big/Psychonauts3.jpg


Ohhh...you smell like you've missed out on your deodorant soap for three weeks.

---------

Why are you approaching me like a cat? That's what my last girlfriend did, and then things just got...weird.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:43 PM
[QUOTE]Bring it on.

Tiger- OMGWTF?! Y did u steel mah legzXXORX?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!
Raz- Shup. n00b
Tiger- OMG OEKAKI BULLY UR SHOOZ R OOGLEH!!!!!!!!1 lolz
Raz- OMG nuuuuuu[QUOTE]


lol thats funny because i can't understand it

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:44 PM
I have to say I really liked Darth's. XD

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:46 PM
THANK YOU!!! RECOGNITION!!

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:47 PM
cool avatar darth

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:47 PM
[QUOTE]Bring it on.

Tiger- OMGWTF?! Y did u steel mah legzXXORX?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!
Raz- Shup. n00b
Tiger- OMG OEKAKI BULLY UR SHOOZ R OOGLEH!!!!!!!!1 lolz
Raz- OMG nuuuuuu[QUOTE]


lol thats funny because i can't understand it
Thank. I mean...

TNXXORZ!!!!!

I'm an avid l337er.

Now, everyone. Lets not do anymore posts that don't have to do with the game... save space and all.

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:48 PM
Is that everyone?

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 08:49 PM
yes i'm done

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:49 PM
I'm done.

KingCheez
10-06-2005, 08:50 PM
done

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:51 PM
K, Darth wins... just imagining Raz say that made me smile. SMILE.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:51 PM
say who won, please.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:52 PM
YAY! Darth made Smon SMILE!

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 08:55 PM
ok, since all of you know I'm unable to get pics up, I'll send a link.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/ilosemymind/02.jpg

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 08:58 PM
(Heehee. Flattering shot. Nice choice...)

And there he saw Barbarosa, the pirate. Not the guy. He was taller than three inches, with a red beard and twelve hooks where his gills should have been... I mean hands.

BUMBUMBUUUUUM.

editediteditedit.

Smon
10-06-2005, 08:59 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/ilosemymind/02.jpg
Orbit White cleans another dirty mouth!

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 09:00 PM
Raz-Lili: what do you mean your not a girl

KingCheez
10-06-2005, 09:05 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/ilosemymind/02.jpg


Raz: Lili! Me? Look in the girls' locker room? No! It was an accident, serious-what are you doing with that bat...?

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:10 PM
CRAP, all entries are in right, they're all so darn funny. I NEED HELP DECIDING!!!

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:11 PM
CRAP, all entries are in right, they're all so darn funny. I NEED HELP DECIDING!!!
I'm the first one to get the IMG to work! (pick meh!)

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:12 PM
I dunno. I can't make decisions by myself!

Klia
10-06-2005, 09:12 PM
I like the teeth one. Smon's I think.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:13 PM
I liked Smon's as well. Orbit is always good.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:14 PM
OWWW, brain tingling, I pick.... KingCheez!!!! oh need rest. ow brain hurts bad. Tough decision.

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:14 PM
If I had to pick one that wasn't mine I like SplitSecond's.

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 09:15 PM
OWWW, brain tingling, I pick.... KingCheez!!!! oh need rest. ow brain hurts bad. Tough decision.
WHOOTS FOR KINGCHEEZ!

Smon
10-06-2005, 09:16 PM
Ah well, Chez Cheez pick a pic and we shall post.

(TONGUE TWISTER OF DOOOOOOOOOOM)

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 09:21 PM
hee, that deserves a merit badge.!!!

Smon, I am proud to award you the amazing merit badge for

TONGUE TWISTERS! ~dramatic merit badge music~

KingCheez
10-06-2005, 10:00 PM
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/images/psychonauts.jpg

Purple Squid
10-06-2005, 10:01 PM
Raz- And, once I move my hand... Oleander's face will magically appear!
Sasha- Pfft. Right.

DarthAve
10-06-2005, 10:03 PM
Announcer- and Razputin, here's what you and your new entourage look like after 5 weeks of plastic surgrey.

Sokolov
10-06-2005, 10:04 PM
ROOOAAAAAR!!! I am Goggalor!!... Uh, wait... sorry.

Smon
10-06-2005, 10:08 PM
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/images/psychonauts.jpg
Raz:I belive I truly can be a psychonaut... SCOUT'S HONOR.
Oleander & Milla:*gasp*
Sasha:Allright, he can give it a shot, but if he's lying I'll have him hung.

splitsecond
10-06-2005, 10:09 PM
Raz- my name is.....
Oleander-starts with an R
Raz-damn it stop reading my mind

splitsecond
10-07-2005, 06:14 PM
http://www.razputin.net/content/showimage/index.php?showimage=content/multimedia/images/characters/lili/001.jpg
kay try this

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:16 PM
http://www.razputin.net/content/showimage/index.php?showimage=content/multimedia/images/characters/lili/001.jpg
kay try this
Hey, now. Cheez didn't announce the winner, did he?

(nice shot, though. so much... comedic... booty...ergh.)

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:17 PM
(if you've seen Salad Fingers, you'll get this.)
Lili- Today I'm having a little get together with a few of my friends, Hubert Cumberdale and Margary Stewart Baxter.

splitsecond
10-07-2005, 06:18 PM
sorry I thought everybody quit playing

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:19 PM
We're playing, but if Cheez doesn't get here soon we're going to have to pick another judge.

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/lili/001.jpg
Lili:...wait? WHAT'S THIS LEAKING OUT OF THE HAT!?!?!? ...ew.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:24 PM
OKAY. We're still freaking waiting for Cheez. If he doesn't come, THEN we pick ANOTHER judge to pick a winner, who will then get a shot. Got it? Thought so.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:26 PM
gosh, sombody's not such a happy camper.

splitsecond
10-07-2005, 06:27 PM
woah dejavoue

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:29 PM
OKAY. We're still freaking waiting for Cheez. If he doesn't come, THEN we pick ANOTHER judge to pick a winner, who will then get a shot. Got it? Thought so.
I nominate SplitSecond who DID pick the next picture after all.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:30 PM
gosh, sombody's not such a happy camper.
Not really. I just noticed that some people weren't reading the one info post thing, so I typed an angry one. Grr.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:31 PM
I nominate SplitSecond who DID pick the next picture after all.
To be the judge or to be the winner? Then he wouldn't have a chance at winning... I'll judge, I guess. I made the thread. No worries. Hang on, let me read over them...

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:34 PM
Damn you, Smon, for being so derned funny.

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:37 PM
Damn you, Smon, for being so derned funny.
Awesome I win, (next post shall be screenshot)

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:38 PM
Nobody got my Salad Fingers joke??

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:39 PM
Nobody got my Salad Fingers joke??
I got it, it was just that you were writing for a shot that shouldn't have been there. Silly. :3

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:40 PM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/fred/002.jpg

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:42 PM
Here's some flash cartoons, including SALAD FINGERS!!! YAY!!!http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm
as for my caption,

Fred- Rawr, I am an elephant!! I shall cause STAMPEDE!!

splitsecond
10-07-2005, 06:43 PM
Fred:clear your mind young Razputin and my kungfuu style will be yours

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:44 PM
The tiny building gasped in horror as it looked up at the giant Frenchman, his massive, flipppy-floppy foot coming down at a speed so--

Art Director- The scale is all wrong!
Artist Minion- It's not our fault! The switchblade snakes drove Jimmy crazy! He doesn't know what he's doing!

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:45 PM
Fred:clear your mind young Razputin and my kungfuu style will be yours
Oh, snap. Too good.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:46 PM
tee hee, funny!!

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:46 PM
Just these 3?

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:47 PM
I suppose. No one else is on right now...

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:48 PM
I probable lose, right?

splitsecond
10-07-2005, 06:49 PM
Here's some flash cartoons, including SALAD FINGERS!!! YAY!!!http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm

that was....very disturbing

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Sorry, I really liked Squid's and Splitsecond's... (but mostly Purple Squid's)

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:50 PM
did you watch the spoons one?

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 06:51 PM
YES! I can be funny!

A'ight. Let's get it on:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1097169474.jpg

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 06:53 PM
Censor-Why'd you shoot me? I CREATED YOU!!!!!

Smon
10-07-2005, 06:54 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1097169474.jpg
Raz tried to block the Censor's psi-blast with his head but it wasn't going very well.

So he took the blast and fired back one of his own.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:01 PM
Is that it? I hope so I wanna win!!!

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:07 PM
Seriously, home dawgs. I need more entries.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:07 PM
no, you don't!!

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:10 PM
Yes. I do.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:10 PM
No, you don't

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:12 PM
Well, it's harder with only two choices... both of which are funny.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:24 PM
Pick mine. Smon is an overachiver, with the bunny mob.

Smon
10-07-2005, 07:27 PM
But who has more merit badges? (me)

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:29 PM
AHH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:30 PM
I choose, 5

Smon
10-07-2005, 07:31 PM
AHH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.
*uses clairvoyance*





*having failed in that he rolled some dice*

I see a... 6.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:33 PM
psst, purple. pick 1 as your number.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:33 PM
Oh, snap. It was 5.

Darth_Ave2011 wins!

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 07:38 PM
YOO HOOO!!!In YOUR FACE SMON!!!! Now for my pic.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/screen1/561517_20030530_screen008.jpg

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:41 PM
Art Director- Dammit Jimmy! Raz is having some sort of seizure!

Smon
10-07-2005, 07:43 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/screen1/561517_20030530_screen008.jpg
Raz:Ew... what's that on my foot? Oh... right... my shoe...

Klia
10-07-2005, 07:52 PM
Nobody got my Salad Fingers joke??

And I loved it.

I'm reading through the threads so I won't be posting much.

Klia
10-07-2005, 07:56 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/screen1/561517_20030530_screen008.jpg

It was around this time that Cruller noticed something was a little "off" with Raz today.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 07:56 PM
Well, I guess Darth better get to judging. Hurry, knave!

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 08:15 PM
DARTH IS OFFLINE. KLIA! I need you to judge!

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 08:37 PM
No, I'm back. I like Kila's the best though. Somthing did seem a little off in the pic.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 08:53 PM
Oh, right. Nevermind.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 08:54 PM
This is what would have become of Raz if he waited until after noon to check inside Boyd's fridge...

Get it?

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 08:57 PM
umm, you're too late. Kila won that caption battle already. but funny.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 08:57 PM
This is what would have become of Raz if he waited until after noon to check inside Boyd's fridge...

Get it?
Teehee, I get it. Hawrhawr...

Beer Jokes > Life

Klia
10-07-2005, 09:06 PM
This is what would have become of Raz if he waited until after noon to check inside Boyd's fridge...

Get it?

"I don't drink...before noon I mean."

Klia was away trying to figure out why her internet connection wasn't working, when it turned out she had taken the plug out so that is why she could not judge.

I'll get the next pic.

Klia
10-07-2005, 09:13 PM
A classic

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/boyd/7.jpg

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 09:15 PM
G-man- I'm Ashton Kutchur. You've just been Punk'd.

Smon
10-07-2005, 09:15 PM
A classic

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/boyd/7.jpg
NOT. WEARING. PANTS.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 09:17 PM
[G-Men]We are gawking. Look at us point and stare. We are intruiged by your unexpected accident and feel compelled to look on your misfortune yet do nothing.[G-Men]

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 09:20 PM
G-Men- Wow. We are in an awkward situation. Where are your legs, Freddy? Where the hell is Becky?
Raz- Ha. Once they realise they're on Candid Camera, I'm gonna throw the camera at them...

Klia
10-07-2005, 09:32 PM
Oh god..these are funny ones. I'm stuck between Smon and PS's second one about Candid Camera.

The pants do amuse me so.

Sorry Sokolov it's hilarious it's just anything leg-related is funny to me

I'll have others vote.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 09:33 PM
I vote for me. HAHA. I liked the tiny Raz head, so I stuck him in there...

Smon's was great.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 09:34 PM
Vote for me, or die!!!

Smon
10-07-2005, 09:37 PM
I vote for me. HAHA. I liked the tiny Raz head, so I stuck him in there...

Smon's was great.
Then I vote for me.

also Squid's was pretty funny...

G-Man:What the... *SLAM* ow... a camera has pelted my noggin.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 09:39 PM
Then I vote for me.

also Squid's was pretty funny...

G-Man:What the... *SLAM* ow... a camera has pelted my noggin.
Ok, that shall make me vote for Smon!!! Smon wins then.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 09:39 PM
I even put a Becky reference in there. <3

Klia
10-07-2005, 09:40 PM
I'm going to be an individual

4: Darth_Ave
PRIZE: Your name here

3: Sokolov
PRIZE:My vote, don't you feel special?

2: Smon
PRIZE: The moon

1: Purple Squid
PRIZE: A warm fuzzy feeling.

Really, I had a tie for Smon's and Purple Squid but Freddy won me over.

Klia
10-07-2005, 09:40 PM
I even put a Becky reference in there. <3

As in the Becky from Gloria's mind?

That Becky?

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 09:41 PM
HAHA! YES! SUCK ON THAT, LOOZAS!

I love you all! <3 Hang on, I'm going to get a shot...

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 09:41 PM
As in the Becky from Gloria's mind?

That Becky?

...where the hell is Becky?

Yes. That Becky.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 09:41 PM
Wait, My name here, I GET A FREAKIN' NAME BAR!!!!!

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 09:45 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1109036609.jpg

Ohohoho. Math jokes abound.

Smon
10-07-2005, 09:50 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1109036609.jpg

Ohohoho. Math jokes abound.
Raz:Gah... I stink at pictionary... um... is it a.... mongoose....
Boyd....how the... HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?!!?!!?

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 09:53 PM
Raz- Ugg, the wallpaper.. So, tacky.. I can't....look......directly...at it.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:02 PM
After a startling turn of events, Raz finally figured out that Boyd was, in fact, the Butcher. So that explains Oleander's conical shape...

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:03 PM
Oh, man. These rock. Definately.

Smon
10-07-2005, 10:05 PM
After a startling turn of events, Raz finally figured out that Boyd was, in fact, the Butcher. So that explains Oleander's conical shape...
ACtually I came upon the revelation that all the human characters in the game fall under Egg or Stick, Stick being relatively norm except the head, then you add clothes.

As for egg it's basically a lump where the head seems to be part of it.

Sheegor is the only exception to the Egg/Stick rule.

Eggs:
Oleander
Dogen
Boyd

Stick:
Everyone else but Sheegor

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:07 PM
Wow. The universe makes sense now.

Okay, who else wants to join? Is that all?

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:08 PM
ACtually I came upon the revelation that all the human characters in the game fall under Egg or Stick, Stick being relatively norm except the head, then you add clothes.

As for egg it's basically a lump where the head seems to be part of it.

Sheegor is the only exception to the Egg/Stick rule.

Eggs:
Oleander
Dogen
Boyd

Stick:
Everyone else but Sheegor

Sheegor is like a... I dunno. A giant scoop of ice cream?

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:08 PM
Or maybe a... crazy ball of yarn?

Smon
10-07-2005, 10:10 PM
Sheegor falls into the same category as Jasper, which I am calling SnowMan base, since its pretty much two circles.

And G-Men are technically Egg bases.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:14 PM
Are they egg shaped or are they salt shaker shaped?

Because, you know. Their heads come apart.

Smon
10-07-2005, 10:15 PM
Are they egg shaped or are they salt shaker shaped?
They are more shaker shaped but fall under Egg category.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:17 PM
They don't have necks, but their heads rip apart. Maybe a sub-category... ANYWAY. JUDGING!

Smon. AGAIN, DAMMIT! It's just... it made me laugh so hard... they all did. But I liked this one the most... Go at it, homedawg.

Smon
10-07-2005, 10:20 PM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/edgar/001.jpg

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:23 PM
[double post].................................................. ..

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:24 PM
Edgar- Once you can take the card from the top... the student will have surpassed the teacher...
Raz- But, really. This is illegal in, like, 52 states.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:24 PM
Raz - "Did you pre-order the game? Or did you get those off of eBay so you could say you did?"


(I luvs my cards!)

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:42 PM
Augh. Isn't anyone else joining?

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:48 PM
Augh. Isn't anyone else joining?
The forum seems to die at about 10:30-11:00 (est.) every night... :(

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:49 PM
And that's when you get on. Sad.

Well, I'm still on. I love you!

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:51 PM
And that's when you get on. Sad.

Well, I'm still on. I love you!
Awww... Yeah. Sucks that I don't get off of work until 8:30. Don't ever get a job. Grrr...

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:54 PM
Pssht. Like I'll be able to get one. I can imagine...

Me- I'm here to apply for this job...
Assistant- Which one?
Me- Uh... chemist?
Assist- ... Do you mean 'Alchemist'?
Me- Oh, yeah! How'd you know?
Assistant- I don't know. You smell like nerd.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 10:57 PM
Pssht. Like I'll be able to get one. I can imagine...

Me- I'm here to apply for this job...
Assistant- Which one?
Me- Uh... chemist?
Assist- ... Do you mean 'Alchemist'?
Me- Oh, yeah! How'd you know?
Assistant- I don't know. You smell like nerd.
$150+ a week almost makes up for working retail. ALMOST.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 10:59 PM
Wow, you have money? What's it feel like?

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 11:03 PM
Wow, you have money? What's it feel like?
Mom: "You still owe me $900."
Me: " I know..."
Mom: *glares at me*
Me: *kisses paycheck goodbye*

That and I'm putting away at least $50 or $100 a week for my trip to Brazil in January.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 11:04 PM
Anyways, who are we waiting to judge the captions?

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 11:06 PM
I don't know but I'm going to join the party!

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 11:07 PM
Welcome. We have screenshots and lame one-liners. Like you didn't know that already.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 11:09 PM
My one-liner is more like a two-liner.

Your mom makes you pay? For what, giving birth to you?

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 11:09 PM
I did know that. Thank you.

Sokolov
10-07-2005, 11:12 PM
My one-liner is more like a two-liner.

Your mom makes you pay? For what, giving birth to you?
Ewww... thankfully not. She loaned me two grand to buy my Vespa in '04. The kicker is that I have to be 18 to get a cycle endorsment here in Michigan so I can't even ride the thing (legally, at least) until next summer. I CAN'T wait.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 11:13 PM
aww, anticipation hurts doesn't it? I had to wait 5 months to get Psychonauts, so I feel your pain.

Purple Squid
10-07-2005, 11:14 PM
Ewww... thankfully not. She loaned me two grand to buy my Vespa in '04. The kicker is that I have to be 18 to get a cycle endorsment here in Michigan so I can't even ride the thing (legally, at least) until next summer. I CAN'T wait.
Oh. Well, that's worth it, I'm sure.

DarthAve
10-07-2005, 11:19 PM
yeah, or else that waiting will have meant nothing.

Klia
10-08-2005, 07:21 AM
Raz:Gah... I stink at pictionary... um... is it a.... mongoose....
Boyd....how the... HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW?!!?!!?


This is going in my freakin sig. As is other things.

Klia
10-08-2005, 07:26 AM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/edgar/001.jpg
And that's when things got akward

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:51 AM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/edgar/001.jpg
Raz-I'm not touching it, I'm not touching it, oops.
Edgar-GAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:54 AM
This is going in my freakin sig. As is other things.
YES! I am in your sig again!

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:55 AM
Kila, you've killed me. my soul hurts. YOU ARE SOOOOO OF MY CUSTOM TITLE PURPLE SQUID!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 10:57 AM
Oh, snap! I'm everywhere! :3

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 10:59 AM
not anymore!!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:00 AM
Awww. My soul! It = dead!

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:02 AM
FINE!!! be that dramatic.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:05 AM
Who's judging this contest, anyway? Smon?

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:08 AM
he posted the pic. WE'll just gab gab and gab until he gets back on. He post like everyday!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:10 AM
Grr. But Klia SOMEONE needs to win!

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 11:11 AM
Hmmm, I wonder when Smon's birthday is? We could throw him a party!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:16 AM
You didn't throw a party for me. My birthday was last Tuesday. D:

Gruducuuz
10-08-2005, 11:33 AM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/edgar/001.jpg

Raz~Dude, that does not look even remotely like a cat.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 11:36 AM
Uhoh. We may have a winner.

Smon
10-08-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm back, and Grud wins. Hehe, very nice.

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 01:43 PM
yep, i agree that was funny Grud. You and your sexy avatar are now one of us.

Gruducuuz
10-08-2005, 04:09 PM
Yay! I would be happier, but the fact that some findes a picture of a ten year old boy attractive is a little creepy... but what the heck! WHOO HOO!

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 05:11 PM
Now, you post a screenshot. You funny, funny, knaive.

Klia
10-08-2005, 05:16 PM
No dude...you cannot resist this!

http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/razputin/021.jpg

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 05:18 PM
Oh... SWEET!

Dogen- Sorry, punk. I've got my posse with me. Razputin.net, get em'.
Raz- Squirrel, get my back.

Klia
10-08-2005, 05:25 PM
You know how funny that was?

I spat out my cookie.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 05:26 PM
Sorry. I assume it was funny, then?

You have a cookie? D:

Klia
10-08-2005, 05:27 PM
Yay! I would be happier, but the fact that some findes a picture of a ten year old boy attractive is a little creepy... but what the heck! WHOO HOO!
This is a sign that you have not spent enough time on this board.

After a while you won't begin to question it.

Off to the fatman!

Klia
10-08-2005, 05:29 PM
Sorry. I assume it was funny, then?

You have a cookie? D:
It was freakin hilarious if it made me spit something out.

I have made chocolate chip fudge cookies and I have eaten eight of them. Luckily my high metabolism will burn them off by simply sitting on the couch. However my cholesteral level will rise.

I have just learned that if my friend listens to a song by long-haired people she has to look at Boyd pictures.

Agent-Sarah
10-08-2005, 05:29 PM
The Good, The Bad, and The Dogen.

Klia
10-08-2005, 05:30 PM
lol...haha.

I'm in a pretty happy mood right now. I vote for everyone.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 05:31 PM
It was freakin hilarious if it made me spit something out.

I have made chocolate chip fudge cookies and I have eaten eight of them. Luckily my high metabolism will burn them off by simply sitting on the couch. However my cholesteral level will rise.

I have just learned that if my friend listens to a song by long-haired people she has to look at Boyd pictures.
Boyd is, by definition, a PUNK-ROCKER.

RIPPING GUITAR SOLO! WEEDELELELELELELELELELELE~!

Agent-Sarah
10-08-2005, 05:42 PM
Tell you guys the truth, this is my first time playing the caption game.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 05:53 PM
Tell you guys the truth, this is my first time playing the caption game.

Doesn't matter. If the judge think it's funny, you'll win. <3

Klia
10-08-2005, 05:53 PM
Boyd is, by definition, a PUNK-ROCKER.

RIPPING GUITAR SOLO! WEEDELELELELELELELELELELE~!

You have to hear the song. But first open up a Boyd picture or Loboto picture.

http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/search/audio/Don%2527t%2Blet%2Bthe%2Bman%2Bget%2Byou%2Bdown/1/-/1/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/417/top

First song

Tell you guys the truth, this is my first time playing the caption game


And we are happy.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 05:59 PM
You have to hear the song. But first open up a Boyd picture or Loboto picture.

http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/search/audio/Don%2527t%2Blet%2Bthe%2Bman%2Bget%2Byou%2Bdown/1/-/1/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/417/top

First song


...wow. I see why she has to do that, now... whoah. Life is totally different...

Hey. Who's judging this thing?

DarthAve
10-08-2005, 06:00 PM
I don't know. I think Guud still is.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 06:01 PM
Klia is, right?

Gruducuuz
10-08-2005, 06:06 PM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/razputin/021.jpg

Raz~ Dogen, Give me your pants.......NOW!

Gruducuuz
10-08-2005, 06:08 PM
If I am judging, than ignore my above post.

Klia
10-08-2005, 06:09 PM
...wow. I see why she has to do that, now... whoah. Life is totally different...[QUOTE]

Totally. It's a kickass song anyway.


[QUOTE]Klia is, right?

I am all the time, every caption is mine!

I don't know. I think Guud still is.

Damn..well that still gives me time to plot their demise.

Purple Squid
10-08-2005, 06:11 PM
Well, since you already posted up the pic and a lot of people posted, I guess Klia is the judge.

I'm really sorry if you wanted to judge, Gud! It's just, I don't want this to get confusing.

Klia
10-09-2005, 08:34 AM
http://www.razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/razputin/021.jpg

Raz~ Dogen, Give me your pants.......NOW!

We have a winner!

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 10:51 AM
Dogen doesn't WEAR pants! :0 Ghaspish!

Klia
10-09-2005, 11:09 AM
Dogen doesn't WEAR pants! :0 Ghaspish!

He wears something...I don't know.

I told you, pants amuse me.

Oh and get online right now.

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 11:10 AM
POOF! I am totally online.

And you should get some pants. Sometimes it gets cold.

Klia
10-09-2005, 11:16 AM
POOF! I am totally online.

And you should get some pants. Sometimes it gets cold.

You think that's regular yarn do you?

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 11:18 AM
Yes. Sadly I do.

I've got pants on right now, signaling I have been corrupted by The Man.

Klia
10-09-2005, 11:24 AM
Yes. Sadly I do.

I've got pants on right now, signaling I have been corrupted by The Man.

You've gots the G-men pants? Really?

Wow, I hate you. I really really want green pants. I have long green socks but that's not the same.

I'll be on E-bay for a few seconds. I'll come back with stuff.

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 11:25 AM
YES! E-bay crap! For everyone!

And, no. Sadly I have no G-Man pants. I have only generic pants as of now.

Klia
10-09-2005, 11:33 AM
My efforts did not bring up anything good. If you are to buy stockings or pants you're going to look like prostitute!G-man

http://cgi.ebay.com/12-Pair-QUEEN-Size-FISHNET-Knee-Hi-Stockings-Green_W0QQitemZ5432066403QQcategoryZ11523QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Green-Legwarmers-Leg-Warmers-80s-Vintage-Skirt_W0QQitemZ5432240641QQcategoryZ58427QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

However this is awesome

http://cgi.ebay.com/Womens-Trenchcoat-Size-XXL-Old-Navy-Like-New_W0QQitemZ5430657937QQcategoryZ63862QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

Green gloves-

http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-LADIES-LEATHER-SUEDE-GREEN-GLOVES-1940S_W0QQitemZ8339616189QQcategoryZ38565QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem

Face Paint-To go the extra mile.

http://cgi.ebay.com/CREAM-MAKEUP-TUBE-Green-Face-Paint-WITCH-GHOST-COSTUME_W0QQitemZ5623397231QQcategoryZ82161QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I can't find a hat..

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 11:46 AM
That trenchcoat=mine!

G-Man prostitute... I have been inspired to draw something entirely innapropriate for small children.

Also, I have to go for a while.

Klia
10-09-2005, 11:51 AM
That trenchcoat=mine!

G-Man prostitute... I have been inspired to draw something entirely innapropriate for small children.

Also, I have to go for a while.
G'bye.

I'll use the prostitute G-man as inspiration for life. I already see it in my mind.The only question is, what would be the item that the G-man is holding?

I can already think of a few things...

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 11:53 AM
Oh, wait. I'll be able to hop on and off.

A cigarette. Or a whip. Lotion.

Smon
10-09-2005, 12:23 PM
That trenchcoat=mine!

G-Man prostitute... I have been inspired to draw something entirely innapropriate for small children.

Also, I have to go for a while.
Like have a G-Man holding... hm... ya know I'm gonna stop right there.

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:24 PM
what about a g-man holding some 50 dollar bills??

Klia
10-09-2005, 12:27 PM
what about a g-man holding some 50 dollar bills??
Yay! An appropriate guess.

I know what you were going for Smon. If not then please excuse me but I was thinking of a word that starts with a "d"

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 12:28 PM
Yeah, I'm good (Raz style victory dance)

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 12:42 PM
Yay! An appropriate guess.

I know what you were going for Smon. If not then please excuse me but I was thinking of a word that starts with a "d"

I was too, but there are children around.

Smon
10-09-2005, 01:29 PM
I was just trying to think of anything, but alot of it is just too... buh....

Klia
10-09-2005, 01:34 PM
So I don't go saying anything I'll post up another caption.

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/asylum/37.jpg

Smon
10-09-2005, 01:38 PM
So I don't go saying anything I'll post up another caption.

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/asylum/37.jpg
Boyd: Don't you see it?! The floating mad color controls... that's how they make you move...
Raz:Um... yeah, I'm looking right at it...

Klia
10-09-2005, 01:41 PM
That was one serious LOL moment there Smon.

Smon
10-09-2005, 01:43 PM
That was one serious LOL moment there Smon.
Why thank you, in completely unrelated news, 45 posts to 1000!

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:46 PM
Boyd-There's.... a... prostitute...in my head....world's oldest profession... GET IT OUT!
Raz- Well, that's not my fault. And I'm not going to fix it. The world needs Ladies of the Night, and your mind is no exception.
Boyd- He's not a lady!

Totally directed right at you, Klia.

Smon
10-09-2005, 01:47 PM
Boyd-There's.... a... prostitute...in my head....world's oldest profession... GET IT OUT!
Raz- Well, that's not my fault. And I'm not going to fix it. The world needs Ladies of the Night, and your mind is no exception.
Boyd- He's not a lady!

Totally directed right at you, Klia.
Hahaha.... oh... that's funny.

44

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:48 PM
OMG. Now you're just lying and posting randomly.

*shotgun*

Smon
10-09-2005, 01:53 PM
OMG. Now you're just lying and posting randomly.

*shotgun*
A little bit, but still so close to 1000.

*unshotgun'd*

43

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 01:54 PM
Well, nothing really changes when you hit 1000. Other than the fact that you can change your title. Reaching 100 posts is like having a birthday.

Smon
10-09-2005, 01:57 PM
Well, nothing really changes when you hit 1000. Other than the fact that you can change your title. Reaching 100 posts is like having a birthday.
Exactly, and I need dat powuh.

POWUH.

51. (miscounted earlier)

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 02:00 PM
I'm just worried about when I reach 3000. What'll happen then?

Klia
10-09-2005, 02:01 PM
Boyd-There's.... a... prostitute...in my head....world's oldest profession... GET IT OUT!
Raz- Well, that's not my fault. And I'm not going to fix it. The world needs Ladies of the Night, and your mind is no exception.
Boyd- He's not a lady!

Totally directed right at you, Klia.

It is strange to think that a fourty or so old man is thinking about me as a prostitiute.

I so totally caught it.

Klia
10-09-2005, 02:02 PM
200 more posts to go!

Purple Squid
10-09-2005, 02:02 PM
D00d. I gots to go. Malltime.

Smon wins, mkay? I want a good caption when I get back, knaives!

Klia
10-09-2005, 02:03 PM
D00d. I gots to go. Malltime.

Smon wins, mkay? I want a good caption when I get back, knaives!

Yes, Smon wins.

No one is really on except for us three...to become two.

DarthAve
10-09-2005, 02:17 PM
I'm on now. I got to make more muffins!!

Gruducuuz
10-09-2005, 02:42 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/asylum/37.jpg

Boyd~ Only the Milk-man has the key to the Neverland Ranch...
Raz~ I need to figure out who the Milk-man is so I can save Lili!