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Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:10 AM
Well, I guess SMON wins since he's the only one who submitted a caption in the first place.

Because I refuse to.

Raging against the machine was hard just then, because it was such a great picture.

I might need to enter.

90SK
10-23-2005, 02:11 AM
I hope you find it. Daily functions would be so complex without it.

Yikes, don't remind me. And the last thing I need right now is the hassle of prosthesis.

Smon
10-23-2005, 02:11 AM
http://www.edge-online.co.uk/archives/psychonauts.jpg

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 02:12 AM
ammo-Die, Die, I KILL YOU TANK!!!
~5 seconds later~
Ammo-ouch.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:14 AM
What the--?!

Perhaps firing the environment artist wasn't such a hot idea.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 02:50 AM
Raz- WTH
Ammo-Die Die Die I be a mean ball of hate!!
Raz- STHU
Tank- Die *kills both of them*

Smon
10-23-2005, 02:53 AM
What the--?!

Perhaps firing the environment artist wasn't such a hot idea.
Winner.

Purple Squid is the winner.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:54 AM
Woah. Awesome. Will get cap.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:55 AM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/info/sshot.php?sub=boyd&num=1

If anyone feels like actually posting the picture on the board, be my guest. I don't feel like doing it right now.

Smon
10-23-2005, 02:59 AM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/boyd/1.jpg
This was the scene after a Tom D Aquato unleashed a vodka induced Xiaolin showdown, a Rainbow Squirt was sent into a taco-induced state of shock and one Mikhail Bulgakov is currently missing.

Ray:You're not a newsman.

STFU.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 03:32 AM
Rainbow Squirt: Noooooooooooooooooo!
Raz's dad: Yes it is... VODKA the extremely hip/swinging drink that brings you to a state of drunkness. But I can control it for I have the crotch patch ha!!!!
Raz: Yay VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikhail: *bear bear bear*!!!
All: WTF

Klia
10-23-2005, 11:29 AM
After reading through all these pages my smartness level has gone down 10 and my comprehension level is down to 1.

One can only take so many crotch jokes.

The Monopoly joke was the best. But NOOOOO we had to go with the trenchcoat one.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 01:07 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/boyd/1.jpg

Originally, the rainbow squirts were selling crack instead of cookies.

This is a picture from a deleted scene.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:18 PM
After reading through all these pages my smartness level has gone down 10 and my comprehension level is down to 1.

One can only take so many crotch jokes.

The Monopoly joke was the best. But NOOOOO we had to go with the trenchcoat one.

Yup. Because I'm cool like that.

I didn't make a crotch joke. I made a Monty Python reference, but nooo. Darth had to be all 'Smon'!

Nee!

Time to judge.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:19 PM
Smon, I'm adoring the running gag that seems to have been born.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 01:46 PM
C-R-A-P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:51 PM
Sorry, but I'm raging against the patch.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 01:51 PM
Noooooooooooooooo!!!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:54 PM
Yes. The Patch has lowered my IQ. I still care about it, and it's great. But now it's all... hyped.

Smon
10-23-2005, 08:01 PM
http://user.chol.com/~loveheena/loopy/Psychonauts%20(10).jpg

splitsecond
10-23-2005, 08:31 PM
Raz-it finally happend oleander snapped is cap

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 09:14 PM
What an interesting haircut.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 10:01 PM
http://user.chol.com/~loveheena/loopy/Psychonauts%20(10).jpg

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Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:02 PM
That was a nice leet joke.

Smon
10-23-2005, 10:14 PM
If that's all Purple Squid wins with Gruducuuz at a close second.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:17 PM
If that's all Purple Squid wins with Gruducuuz at a close second.

Sweeeet! This is like... my... tenth win or something.

I go get pic.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:22 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/woah.jpg

I expect at least a billion 'beam me up' jokes when I get back, kids.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 10:33 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/woah.jpg

Raz ~ Hey Sasha, I found a room in your head with a bunch of glasses that looked like the ones you wear, well, they show little videos of thoughts you have like 'Science', 'Lab improvments', 'Psychonauts buisness', and etc., but the one with the label of 'Perverted Fantasies' was gone and I can't find it. Any idea where it is?

splitsecond
10-23-2005, 10:37 PM
Sasha- with hard work and determination you can reach the state of enlightinment that I have received young Rasputin
Raz- ya.......but do I have to get a green aura
Sasha- Yes!!!
Raz- awwww.. I hate green

Smon
10-23-2005, 10:51 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/woah.jpg

Sasha had reached a state of divine transcendence known as Nirvana.

Well that's what he thought anyway, the truth was that he had reached a state of Shirtvana.

Actually that's just what Raz told him afterward, the real truth was that he was standing barefoot on a siringe of Morphine.

It was the best christmas ever.

TyraaRane
10-23-2005, 10:58 PM
Actually that's just what Raz told him afterward, the real truth was that he was standing barefoot on a siringe of Morphine.

It was the best christmas ever.[/i]

...Tea out the nose! Sinuses...burning...! XD

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:59 PM
Oh, man. Smon, you have made me so happy tonight. The chances of someone entering after that are nil.

Teehee.

Smon
10-23-2005, 11:00 PM
Glad ya both liked it.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:01 PM
Ah, what the heck. Smon, next time give someone else a chance, neh?

splitsecond
10-23-2005, 11:43 PM
he took my joke and made it ten times better
it takes a comedic genious to do that i salute you Smon

DarthAve
10-24-2005, 12:03 AM
~Salute~

Smon
10-24-2005, 06:23 AM
http://www.xboxworld.nl/images/content/25794.jpg

Agent-Sarah
10-24-2005, 06:50 AM
Raz-Crotch Punch!

Gruducuuz
10-24-2005, 08:02 AM
http://www.xboxworld.nl/images/content/25794.jpg

Raz~ Lady, this game needs to stay teen rated, please put down the dress or I will staple it to your legs.

Smon
10-24-2005, 08:16 AM
Raz~ Lady, this game needs to stay teen rated, please put down the dress or I will staple it to your legs.
XD

I'll wait and see if anyone can beat that.

...

XD

Purple Squid
10-24-2005, 12:46 PM
I'm not even going to TRY and beat that.

I hate you so much, Grud.

Gruducuuz
10-24-2005, 04:50 PM
You seem to hate anyone who seems to make a funny caption.

Sorry. Geeze.

Ill stop being funny then.

Ok?

God.


( Grududcuuz has been killed due to no-funnyness. Please ignore all above posts of his, or regarding to him. FOREVER!!!!11!!!!!! Dun-Dun-Dun!!!!!!!oneone!!!!!!!)

Purple Squid
10-24-2005, 05:06 PM
You seem to hate anyone who seems to make a funny caption.

Sorry. Geeze.

Ill stop being funny then.

Ok?

God.


( Grududcuuz has been killed due to no-funnyness. Please ignore all above posts of his, or regarding to him. FOREVER!!!!11!!!!!! Dun-Dun-Dun!!!!!!!oneone!!!!!!!)

GOD. YES. OF COURSE I HATE EVERYONE WHO MAKES A FUNNY CAPTION.

Why else would I hate someone. Geez.

Oh, wait. I'm ignoring you. Partly because you told me to, and partly because it makes me feel better about myself.

Smon
10-25-2005, 06:03 PM
I guess XXXXXXXXXXX wins by default then...

Purple Squid
10-25-2005, 06:04 PM
Smon, I think Grud was kidding about ignoring him. :0 He was talking to me.

Smon
10-25-2005, 06:06 PM
Smon, I think Grud was kidding about ignoring him. :0 He was talking to me.
Oh, okay.

The Gruducuuz actually wins. I thought Grud was dropping out to give others a chance.

DarthAve
10-25-2005, 06:15 PM
Aww poo!

Klia
10-25-2005, 06:57 PM
Sasha had reached a state of divine transcendence known as Nirvana.

Well that's what he thought anyway, the truth was that he had reached a state of Shirtvana.

Actually that's just what Raz told him afterward, the real truth was that he was standing barefoot on a siringe of Morphine.

It was the best christmas ever.[/QUOTE]

You have been Sigged.

KingCheez
10-25-2005, 07:10 PM
Raz: Are you really sure you want me to do this? I'm only 10, and I haven't even heard of the song "Stinkfist."

Den Mother: Shut up, my underwear is wedged up there pretty high.

dude wtf grud wins? there was only 1 caption

Smon
10-25-2005, 08:02 PM
Raz: Are you really sure you want me to do this? I'm only 10, and I haven't even heard of the song "Stinkfist."

Den Mother: Shut up, my underwear is wedged up there pretty high.

dude wtf grud wins? there was only 1 caption
Sorry, he was the only one who entered. It was up for over 24 hours.

DarthAve
10-25-2005, 11:11 PM
We just don't care anymore. All the good pics already have been entered.

Purple Squid
10-25-2005, 11:12 PM
We just don't care anymore. All the good pics already have been entered.

SO NOT TRUE. There's one I've been dying to post.

DarthAve
10-25-2005, 11:13 PM
Go ahead and post it, Grud ain't exactly lightnin' quick about postin' pics.

Purple Squid
10-25-2005, 11:15 PM
Go ahead and post it, Grud ain't exactly lightnin' quick about postin' pics.

Nah, he likes to count his wins.

Your signature looks like Sasha's blushing girlishly.

DarthAve
10-25-2005, 11:18 PM
Mine? Oh no, he's "philophizing" I'm sure he's thinking about Milla or somthing.

Purple Squid
10-25-2005, 11:20 PM
Mine? Oh no, he's "philophizing" I'm sure he's thinking about Milla or somthing.

That's probably his excuse for everything.

Milla- Sasha? What are you staring at?
Sasha- Not you, that's for sure.
Milla- ...
Sasha- I was thinking again.

:B

DarthAve
10-25-2005, 11:21 PM
Me too, I passed out in class, and I said I was "concentrating"

Gruducuuz
10-26-2005, 08:39 AM
Will post pic when back from school. MUST LEAVE NOW SO I DONT MISS BUS.

Gruducuuz
10-26-2005, 05:47 PM
Instead of pic, I post link.

SO THERE.

http://razputin.net/content/showimage/index.php?showimage=content/multimedia/images/locations/coachsmind/002.jpg

Smon
10-26-2005, 06:09 PM
http://razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/locations/coachsmind/002.jpg
Ironically enough this day Oleander's obstacle course was being repaired, so the flame spitters were just matches.

Unfortunately that was the day Razputin ate burritoman.

But that was after the obstacle course, Bobby was actually waiting inside the tower for Raz to come by so he could fart on him.

My head asplode.

Potty humor, not my best ubt all I could get outta the pic.

Purple Squid
10-26-2005, 06:21 PM
Raz- Oh, Smaug. This is just stupid.

In order to enter the contest, Purple Squid stooped so low as to make a nerdy reference that only a few people would get.

But it didn't matter--the winning caption would be 42.

Klia
10-26-2005, 06:50 PM
http://razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/locations/coachsmind/002.jpg

Unfortunantly Raz was attracted to bright lights.

shinzuku
10-26-2005, 08:55 PM
Razputin climbed the latter, trying not to catch on fire and get the star off his butt at the same time.

DarthAve
10-26-2005, 09:44 PM
Raz- OMFG, I shouldn't have had taco bell before class. Oh no, HERE COMES THE POO!!!

TyraaRane
10-27-2005, 12:19 AM
And that was the day when, due to poor camera placement, Raz found out that he'd inherited his father's crotch patch after all.

...Either that or Bobby was still struggling to master the art of "kick me" sign placement.

(Yes, I went there. I had to, I'm sorry.)

Gruducuuz
10-27-2005, 07:56 AM
Is that everyone? I think that's everyone, if not sorry, if so, then here we go.

Unfortunantly Raz was attracted to bright lights.

Tou arteth winner, with thy Tyraa or Ranne in a closeth match for second, would thoueth please posteth thine new pic?

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 04:33 PM
what's with the spelling errors Grud? You typing with your foot or somthing?

Gruducuuz
10-27-2005, 05:31 PM
I arteth typingeth with thine hands, why, whateth you haveth about 14th century speakingeth?

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 05:34 PM
Wow, they sucked at talking.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 05:37 PM
I arteth typingeth with thine hands, why, whateth you haveth about 14th century speakingeth?

Sorry, darling. 14th century was all about the latin. :d

splitsecond
10-27-2005, 05:41 PM
ig pay atin lay

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 05:43 PM
ig pay atin lay

Nooo, the 'Beato Micheal Archeangelo' kind. The hard kind. D:

That may be the only line I know, anyway. :0

Klia
10-27-2005, 05:44 PM
Is that everyone? I think that's everyone, if not sorry, if so, then here we go.



Tou arteth winner, with thy Tyraa or Ranne in a closeth match for second, would thoueth please posteth thine new pic?

OMG! OMG! I won! This is my second time ever!

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 05:45 PM
Post, you brave little disco angel! POST AND BE JOYOUS!

Klia
10-27-2005, 05:47 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/tumbler/6.jpg

KingCheez
10-27-2005, 05:49 PM
Dogen: BUT I DON'T SEE THE SHOULDER!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 05:50 PM
i dont want you to pick my nose with that claw.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 05:53 PM
Even Loboto's humorous impression of an elephant couldn't get Dogen to sleep.

shinzuku
10-27-2005, 05:53 PM
o-m-g, the shower curtain hat is so tacky.

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 06:32 PM
so who wins?

Klia
10-27-2005, 07:31 PM
so who wins?
WAiting for a few more enteries.

cara
10-27-2005, 07:54 PM
Dogen: No! Not my yellow scarf! I LIKE IT.

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 08:18 PM
is that all of the entries?

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 08:19 PM
I'm so excited. :~

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 08:20 PM
just tell us who won.

Klia
10-27-2005, 09:23 PM
And..
Dun DUn DUN DUN dun dDUN dun dun DUN DUN DUN dun dundundundndund!

Tis Cara.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 09:23 PM
SHAZAM. And then the world was completed, only to find that cara would be getting on... tomorrow.

Boo.

Klia
10-27-2005, 09:28 PM
But her little thingy is green....*liptremble.*

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 09:30 PM
But her little thingy is green....*liptremble.*

Yes, but even the green thingy lies sometimes, young one.

Klia
10-27-2005, 09:30 PM
Yes, but even the green thingy lies sometimes, young one.

It lies to me so much. :toilet1:

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 09:32 PM
It lies to me so much. :toilet1:

Er. Toilet icon.

Um. I haven't seen that one before. :0

BUT. It does. It lies. All the time. About me. It says I'm online, but I'm not. I do mortal things like eat, sleep, walk.

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 10:56 PM
Wow, you have all taught me so much. Like if your a psychonaut, you can have your sleepover in the middle of the road. You all rock. Also that the oboe is the big one, not the bassoon.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 11:01 PM
Wow, you have all taught me so much. Like if your a psychonaut, you can have your sleepover in the middle of the road. You all rock. Also that the oboe is the big one, not the bassoon.

Haha, told you so.

90SK
10-27-2005, 11:08 PM
Here's something: If you're logged on via multiple computers, do you have to log off on all of them in order to be truly logged off?

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 11:10 PM
Here's something: If you're logged on via multiple computers, do you have to log off on all of them in order to be truly logged off?

Yes. I know that for a fact. :0

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 11:10 PM
Wow, that makes me think. ONLY MY MATH TEACHER CAN DO THAT!!!

90SK
10-27-2005, 11:11 PM
"!"

That's madness. I'm going to log on everywhere. Then I'll be online forever!!

cara
10-27-2005, 11:12 PM
Whoo, Cara won!

Whoo, now I have to go find a screenshot, right? Ack! The pressure.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 11:13 PM
"!"

That's madness. I'm going to log on everywhere. Then I'll be online forever!!

No, because meani-heads log on as you. Uncool.

cara
10-27-2005, 11:13 PM
"!"

That's madness. I'm going to log on everywhere. Then I'll be online forever!!

Digital immortality!

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 11:17 PM
internet immortality!

cara
10-27-2005, 11:25 PM
http://razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/fordcruller/001.jpg

This one? I don't know what has been done or hasn't. XD

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 11:28 PM
Holy. Cow. Cara, that caption has been done before!

Weird.

cara
10-27-2005, 11:34 PM
Edited! Has this one been done before?

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 11:37 PM
No, we're good.

cara
10-27-2005, 11:38 PM
Thank goodness! Well, let the captioning commence!

Agent-Sarah
10-28-2005, 03:25 AM
Ford really needs to lay off the booze...

Smon
10-28-2005, 08:35 AM
http://razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/fordcruller/001.jpg

Announcer:Now Razputin, you must choose, a crappy TV with six buckets of horse vomit, or spare the life of Mr.Cruller here...

Raz:Hm.. I'll take the buckets!

Ford:RAZ!!!

Raz:They're worth more to me then your life.

Ford:Buh... but-

*Announcer cocks shotgun*

Ford:...I'll be quiet.

DarthAve
10-28-2005, 04:19 PM
Ford-I saw you with the cougar.
Raz-I SWEAR WE WERN'T
Ford-You did bohemian rhapsody like queen did. THAT ROX!!
Raz-yeah, we sung.
Ford-I rocked me so hard, I was blinking when you were singing it, and my eye was stuck by your awesomness.
Raz-Is this the real life..
Ford- TEEEEEEEEE, OMG He's singing it!

Purple Squid
10-28-2005, 04:23 PM
Raz hadn't had a clue where all the campers had gone until he noticed Cruller's slippers staring at him in uncomfortable ways.

Raz was so happy to get that kind of attention never seen again.

shinzuku
10-28-2005, 04:58 PM
And that's when Raz noticed his clone in the corner.

Paranoidish
10-28-2005, 09:27 PM
http://razputin.net/images/content/multimedia/images/characters/fordcruller/001.jpg

And then that's when Ford noticed the person beyond the television screen and decided to stare into the very depths of their soul!

Or at least thats what he looks like hes doing to me. Seriously, he knows.

cara
10-29-2005, 12:08 AM
I choose you, Paranoidish! You've won. :D

(Now I'm very uncomfortable with this picture, 'cause I think he's looking at me... funny.)

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 01:17 PM
I choose you, Paranoidish! You've won. :D

(Now I'm very uncomfortable with this picture, 'cause I think he's looking at me... funny.)


YAY! Score one for me!

But seriously, that wasn't even a caption. That picture just freaked me out.

cara
10-29-2005, 01:24 PM
It was emotion behind the caption that really got me. I could sense your FEAR.

SandyPhanta
10-29-2005, 01:37 PM
I cant look at that screenshot the same way again....

DarthAve
10-29-2005, 01:56 PM
same here. Please post a pic.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 02:09 PM
hurry up. i cant stay awake for long.

cara
10-29-2005, 02:37 PM
hurry up. i cant stay awake for long.

Okay, just a thought: chill. There's no rush and actually, you sounded a bit rude, though you might not have meant to.

If you ask for Miss Paranoidish to wait for you to post your caption before closing the contest, she'll--maybe--consider it.

Klia
10-29-2005, 03:24 PM
Paranoidish is like the night. She chooses the exact second to come on when I leave. ALWAYS.

That's like half of you here.

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 03:27 PM
Ooh, sorry. I didn't realize I had to post a pic after I won. Okay, I'll look for one.

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 03:27 PM
Okay, caption away!

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/lungfish/31.jpg

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 04:00 PM
lungfishdude:you have a bat in the right cave.

cara
10-29-2005, 04:42 PM
Raz: I... I like your headband. *hand twitches* D'you think I could see it for a---

Lungfish (Zealot?): puts hand protective on head Over my dead and rotting corpse, you pig.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 05:00 PM
is this evveryone?

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:03 PM
No, of course not, silly! :~

Raz recently discovered how Tim felt--those damn seamonkeys. Always following you around. Never dying.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 05:06 PM
hurry up. i so badly want to post a new saying.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:08 PM
hurry up. i so badly want to post a new saying.

Uh... calm down. Paranoidish isn't even on. She'll judge when she gets here, okay? Then the winner will post a pic.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 05:11 PM
i wonder what Paranoidish is doing? iwonder what state she is in or even in this country?

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:13 PM
i wonder what Paranoidish is doing? iwonder what state she is in or even in this country?

Paranoidish lives in the USA, I believe. And she could be doing things other than being online. Sometimes we have lives. :0

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 05:15 PM
i know it is just i get bored with anything really fast.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 05:16 PM
so what is the weather like in geogria?

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 05:21 PM
I am on. Sorry for having a life guys, just been really busy latly. But I'll still wait for new entries, at least if anyone else wants to enter. If not, then I'll judge it.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:22 PM
I am on. Sorry for having a life guys, just been really busy latly. But I'll still wait for new entries, at least if anyone else wants to enter. If not, then I'll judge it.

Even I had a life today, so don't worry about it. I was actually at the pet store, loving on puppies, when the green thingie said I was on.

Because it lies.

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 05:25 PM
It probably says I'm on more than I am really on. Thats because I like to log on in the middle of class, in town, or anywhere else where there is computer. And then I usually forget to log off. Its inaccuratly accurate.

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 05:26 PM
Okay, so are these all the submissions?

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:27 PM
For now, I'm assuming.

Ten bucks says cara! :0

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 05:30 PM
Hah! You lose ten bucks. I chose you (pikachu)! <---- <_> <----and what kind of smily is that??

I love the epic battle between Tim and his sea monkies.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:31 PM
OH, SNAP. Awesome.

1. I will go get a pic.
2. It is a very awesome smiley. :0

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 05:32 PM
OH, SNAP. Awesome.

1. I will go get a pic.
2. It is a very awesome smiley. :0

<_>

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:36 PM
<_>

...or an anime smiley. Kind of a crying kid smiley. Chameleon?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/lug.jpg

SandyPhanta
10-29-2005, 05:40 PM
Raz - oh look an emo luggage trunk

(im sorry, thats really stupid, but the best i can think of XD )

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 05:42 PM
He listens to sad music.

CRAAAAWLING IIIN MYY SKIIIIN!

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 06:10 PM
He listens to sad music.

CRAAAAWLING IIIN MYY SKIIIIN!

More like Evanescenace "My immortal". I mean, it was so obvious.

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 06:13 PM
((Alright, now for caption. But its more like the first thing that came to my head.))

Raz- Aww. Why are you so sad?
Baggage- You'll see. Just look behind you.
Raz- Aah god, its horrible!

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 06:13 PM
More like Evanescenace "My immortal". I mean, it was so obvious.

Oh, hey! You're right. Or even some o' that Helena song.


Emotional baggage=VeryVeryEmotional baggage.

Smon
10-29-2005, 06:14 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/lug.jpg
The luggage was infinitely jealous of Raz's package.

Sorry, best I could come up with.

Paranoidish
10-29-2005, 06:19 PM
The luggage was infinitely jealous of Raz's package.

Sorry, best I could come up with.

Oh. Dear. God.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 06:20 PM
Smon, your caption hit me like a truck. :~ Crazy.

You really know how to surprise a person.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 07:02 PM
the baggage was crying because raz called it used.

shinzuku
10-29-2005, 07:19 PM
And then.. and then the guy took off his pants, and someone yelled, "Not Wearing Pants." It was horrible.

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 07:24 PM
is that everybody?

alliespixie
10-29-2005, 07:57 PM
whos supposed to judge?

shinzuku
10-29-2005, 07:58 PM
the person who submitted the picture.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 07:59 PM
Me. I'm judging.

SandyPhanta
10-29-2005, 08:03 PM
S'mon, that made me LOL....which is VERY rare for me

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 09:41 PM
It's a tie between Paranoidish and Smon. Votes, plzkthx.

cara
10-29-2005, 10:46 PM
I vote for... myself.

...Smon.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 10:50 PM
I vote for... myself.

...Smon.

Why don't you enter now? I haven't decided for sure. And yours could be funnier than both of them.

cara
10-29-2005, 10:56 PM
Um, sure. Smon's made me giggle, though. :D

Luggage: My life is so horrible. I don't have an identity, I've NEVER had one, I want to die but I can't because I'm in someone's mind and I'm kind of an object. No one treats me like a person, I feel so UNLOVED. *sobs hysterically*

Raz: Oh my gosh!

Luggage: I know! It's AWFUL!

Raz: Well, yeah. Your eyes are lopsided.

Purple Squid
10-29-2005, 10:57 PM
Oh, man.

Smon was totally going to win until you posted that. D:

Cara, go ahead.

cara
10-30-2005, 12:08 AM
I won! Yes. 2/2. I'm at 100%.

Anyways, here's the image. Hope it hasn't been done before. I have five extra uploaded just in case.

http://pfenix.net/upload/1113873649.jpg

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 12:12 AM
Raz- 'PICK. UP. ITEM.'

Server- Can not pick up item.

Raz- 'DESTROY. ITEM.'

Server- Can not destroy item.

Raz- 'SCREW. YOU.'

Server- Action complete.

Perhaps being able to interract with an outhouse in their new game 'Probably Star Wars Themed' wasn't as cool as LucasArts thought it would be.

Smon
10-30-2005, 12:20 AM
http://pfenix.net/upload/1113873649.jpg

Raz would soon know why to NEVER open a glowing blue outhouse.

Seriously, what's with that?

shinzuku
10-30-2005, 12:59 AM
And then Raz noticed the people watching him go to the bathroom.

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 01:26 AM
What, only 3 entries?

But it's Saturday. D:

Paranoidish
10-30-2005, 11:43 AM
Raz- 'PICK. UP. ITEM.'

Server- Can not pick up item.

Raz- 'DESTROY. ITEM.'

Server- Can not destroy item.

Raz- 'SCREW. YOU.'

Server- Action complete.

Perhaps being able to interract with an outhouse in their new game 'Probably Star Wars Themed' wasn't as cool as LucasArts thought it would be.


I know I can't choose but I vote for this one. Seriously, genius.

cara
10-30-2005, 11:58 AM
I know I can't choose but I vote for this one. Seriously, genius.

You could post a caption too. :) Since there is no tie (yet) no one has to vote for anything. It's open for everyone!

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 12:10 PM
raz would not go in outhouse in fear of morry being in there.

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 12:18 PM
is that everyone?

cara
10-30-2005, 12:22 PM
It's everyone when I say it's everyone. I am caption queen for the moment.

(As Miss Purple Squid says) Zing!

P.S. I'm waiting on a few more entries. Patience, dragonfly. Grasshopper? Whatever.

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 12:23 PM
i hate being patience but i will.

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 12:25 PM
I AM SO PROUD OF THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW.

Zing!

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 12:26 PM
why?

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 01:03 PM
tell me why.

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 01:05 PM
Because I like it when people talk about me when I'm not here.

It makes me feel kewl.

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 01:11 PM
why dosent anyone talk about me?

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 01:12 PM
I don't know. Maybe you need a certain amount of awesome points?

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 01:13 PM
how many do i have?

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 01:14 PM
I don't know, how would I know? People just talk about me. Hm.

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 01:15 PM
man that is not fare.it is becauseim from oklahoma isnt it?

Purple Squid
10-30-2005, 07:32 PM
So, this contest has been going on for more than a day. We gots to know who wins.

alliespixie
10-30-2005, 11:02 PM
yeah. i am growing so impatience.

shinzuku
11-01-2005, 06:11 PM
Who won?

alliespixie
11-01-2005, 06:34 PM
who was the judge?

shinzuku
11-01-2005, 06:42 PM
Well, I think Cara posted the pic of the bathroom.

alliespixie
11-01-2005, 06:43 PM
then hurry up cara

Smon
11-03-2005, 04:42 PM
This caption contest matters too much to the people of this forum, it can't quit now!
CaptionContest2:But... sir!
Smon:YOU LISTEN TO ME! CC1 died a long time ago, do you wanna share it's fate?!!?!?
CC2:No.. but...
Smon:YOU GET BACK OU THERE.

....

Where's the next pic?

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 04:46 PM
Cara needs to judge. But she's avoiding us... so, would you like to judge them? But then you couldn't win...

Anyone who wants to judge, they're all on the last page. Duh.

Klia
11-03-2005, 04:48 PM
Maybe PM Cara?

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 04:51 PM
The RULES! Psychoporn, the RULES!

DarthAve
11-03-2005, 04:52 PM
Voice-Forget that, I shall judge.
Darth Ave-It's DARTH VADER!!!

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 04:53 PM
So, Darth is judging?

DarthAve
11-03-2005, 04:54 PM
Vader, yes. Not me, Vader.

Klia
11-03-2005, 04:55 PM
The RULES! Psychoporn, the RULES!

Just PM her to tell her to judge. Unless she was not the one judging.

EUGRGHHD.

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 04:59 PM
She is the one judging, but she just wont come to this thread.

WA.

I'll PM her, unless we vote on a caption or sum'n.

Klia
11-03-2005, 05:33 PM
Let's just vote. I mean it's a page late.

alliespixie
11-03-2005, 05:33 PM
that is fine with me

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 05:34 PM
Let's just vote. I mean it's a page late.

Alright, I vote for...

Hm.

Let me see, about three people entered? Four? I'll have to check.

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 05:35 PM
Okay... I guess I vote for Smon. :/

Only three people entered, and one was me. Exdee.

alliespixie
11-03-2005, 05:35 PM
are we all voting

shinzuku
11-03-2005, 05:41 PM
So cara was suppose to be judging?

Klia
11-03-2005, 05:41 PM
Smon.

shinzuku
11-03-2005, 05:42 PM
Smon was?

How does that work? Cara posted the last picture.

Klia
11-03-2005, 05:46 PM
Smon was?

How does that work? Cara posted the last picture.

Oh no, sorry. I was voting.

shinzuku
11-03-2005, 05:47 PM
Oh, okay. I just figured that out. I PMed Cara.

alliespixie
11-03-2005, 05:47 PM
so who wins

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 06:01 PM
Aw, damn. Smon wins?

I tried so hard. :[

KingCheez
11-03-2005, 07:11 PM
I HAVE A SURPRISE CAPTION:

Vortigaunt: Do not ennnnnterrr the Port-A-Pottty...Distant eyes watch through yourrrsssss....annnnnd they watch you take a duuuuuuuuuuuuummmp.

cara
11-03-2005, 08:54 PM
Oh.... I'm such an B-hole. Sorry.

I honestly thought I had already posted the winner. And...., well,

Purple Squid. MISS PURPLE SQUID WINS.

I'm really sorry to have kept you all waiting. Sorry sorry sorry sorry. You may all claw me to death if you please.

Klia
11-03-2005, 08:56 PM
YES! I am thinking we might need to PM Ms. PS.

PM PS PM PS.
OMG. I am Post 711.

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 08:57 PM
I R RYT HERE!

I go get picture.

cara
11-03-2005, 09:01 PM
So... I'm not in trouble? Yay!

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 09:03 PM
So... I'm not in trouble? Yay!

No, we love you.
EDITED! Because, apparently, I'm not allowed to speak my mind! I'm super sorry, guys! Next time I'll be nice! L)OLZ!!! :D

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/45.jpg

shinzuku
11-03-2005, 09:05 PM
<delete>

shinzuku
11-03-2005, 09:07 PM
And that's why you never insult a bull's purple shoes.

Klia
11-03-2005, 09:08 PM
Lili always told Raz he had some serious thrill issues

alliespixie
11-03-2005, 09:11 PM
this is why you dont give a pink bull crack.

Klia
11-03-2005, 09:32 PM
Another one.

Raz: Slow down bull, this is a one way street!

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 09:35 PM
I'm assuming that's everyone.

Klia, your first post was, as we hip-hop kids say, 'da bomb'.

Klia
11-03-2005, 09:37 PM
I'm assuming that's everyone.

Klia, your first post was, as we hip-hop kids say, 'da bomb'.

Yay! My brain juices were running off at the second. Off my head.

Smon
11-03-2005, 09:47 PM
I'm assuming that's everyone.

Klia, your first post was, as we hip-hop kids say, 'da bomb'.
EEP!Must not miss chance! Was AFK, late entry:
Raz knew he needed medical attention when a giant purple bull grew out of his ass.

cara
11-03-2005, 09:49 PM
Raz was in a bit of a jam.

No; that he was riding on a pink bull's face was not what was bothering him.

The problem was he was doing it while going the WRONG way down a one-way street.

And he feared G-men.
G-men liked traffic rules to be obeyed.
And they had guns, flowers, and pies at their disposal.
Raz smelt like fear.

cara
11-03-2005, 09:50 PM
Oops. Hehe, congratulations Klia!

Sorry for the out-of-date post. But I'll keep it up for your personal pleasure. *scoffs*

DarthAve
11-03-2005, 09:51 PM
I gotz a late one too, and Smon shall like it cause it's a futurama refrence.

Raz-Freedom!Freedom!Freedom! OUCH! Freedom!Freedom! Freedom! OUCH! I have the right to dance where I wanna dance on freedom day you stupid bull.

Smon
11-03-2005, 10:01 PM
I gotz a late one too, and Smon shall like it cause it's a futurama refrence.

Raz-Freedom!Freedom!Freedom! OUCH! Freedom!Freedom! Freedom! OUCH! I have the right to dance where I wanna dance on freedom day you stupid bull.
It's official, the future is crazy.

DarthAve
11-03-2005, 10:05 PM
I know. I'll be there to crazy it up more!! WOOOOOO, PUMPKIN GUN!! ~shoots pumpkin gun at a person't head~
Guy-GET BACK HERE YOU WIPPERSNAPPER!!!
Me-NEVER!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

KingCheez
11-03-2005, 10:46 PM
Awryt, so here you go. ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE HELLA RPGS. :[


JESUS CHRIST, STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE AND GET THE **** OVER IT.

CHRIST.

I'M LEAVING. RIGHT NOW.

Purple Squid
11-03-2005, 10:51 PM
EDIT.

Right. PM.

Klia
11-04-2005, 08:27 AM
Persional pleasure. *Snerk* I'm sorry, it just sounds so...so wrong.

Yes I will keep it for my personal pleasure. Later I will post a pic

cara
11-04-2005, 05:11 PM
Oh, dirty. Absolutely filthy!

Klia
11-04-2005, 05:51 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/camp/114.jpg

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 05:53 PM
Kids:O-M-G, He's not wearing any pants.

Smon
11-04-2005, 05:54 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/camp/114.jpg
Oleander:What's the matter? Is there something on my face?
Lily:Well, um, yes, but that's not the reason we-
Dogen:NOT. WEARING. PANTS.
Oleander:...is it the bunny underwear?
*kids nod*
Oleander:Thought so...

cara
11-04-2005, 06:20 PM
Oleander: As the psychic paratroopers of the future, I expect nothing but the [continues talking, oblivious]
Lili: [through her teeth] Oh my God!

Belatedly, Sasha realized that when Milla told him she wanted more spontaneity in their relationship, initiating a period of long mouth-to-mouth touching during orientation was not what she had in mind.

But it hadn't seemed to bother her. Oleander, on the other hand...

Well, the man definitely needs a release for all that frustration.

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 06:21 PM
That was funny. Can I sig you?

cara
11-04-2005, 06:51 PM
Who, Smon? Me?

If it's me, sure. If it's Smon, I don't blame you--it made me giggle like crazy. Off my rocker crazy.

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:24 PM
i think Smon won.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:32 PM
What about me,

Lili-OMG, what's on your face?!?!
Dogan-It's big and scary!! AHHH
Oleander-It's my 'stach
Dogan-IT'S SCARY!! SHAVE IT!!!
Oleander-Fine~shaves off his 'stach~ How do I look?
Camp kids- PUT IT BACK!! AHHHH, IT BURNS!!

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 08:32 PM
Cara, you've been Sigged.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:38 PM
Oh dude, it's my jam... GROOVE IS IN THE HEART, I luv this song!! Groove is in the heart, I luv it a lot.

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 08:40 PM
You avatar is hypnotic, Darth.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:41 PM
I wanna change it, but I can't find a Milla icon. I'm pretty much addicted to Milla right now, and all things Milla-ish

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:43 PM
i can't find a sasha icon.

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 08:51 PM
I think tyraarane had some on her livejournal

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:52 PM
tyraaranedid. what her livejournal web site.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:53 PM
I had a Sasha one, but I changed it for this lovely, seizure-giving, flower one.

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 08:54 PM
man, were did you get yours darth?

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 08:56 PM
I can't find it, but I know someone on livejournal has it.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 08:57 PM
google.