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90SK
12-09-2005, 06:10 PM
http://gift4shopping.com/photos/paintings/meenakari-paintings/meenakari-paintings-pmk5.jpg
So much for caption?

No, wait!



"I'm not wearing underwear." Said the lady.

"I can tell." Replied the phesent. The cow snickered.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 06:12 PM
No, wait!

"I'm not wearing underwear." Said the lady.

"I can tell." Replied the phesent. The cow snickered.

XD

I think it's better because you managed to fit pheasants into both of your recent captions. :0

EDIT: Apparently I missed a lot of captions. 00;

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:37 PM
i mean, sure you can't buy beer in some stores but others you can, and besides,you're just asking question, which for some reason they tell the truth

90SK
12-09-2005, 06:41 PM
i mean, sure you can't buy beer in some stores but others you can, and besides,you're just asking question, which for some reason they tell the truth

That's all well and good. Underage drinking is punishable with jail time. And getting a minor drunk is punishable with even more jail time.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:44 PM
i know, i haven't done it, but knowing this generation, we're likely to drink at a certain age, not all but all the barbie dolls have done it and so have most of the footbgall players

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 06:46 PM
I prefer to steer away from the stereotypes of modern school-age children.

:3

90SK
12-09-2005, 06:47 PM
Not only is it illegal and dangerous to drink underage, but pointless and illogical. Not to mention that most wines and beers taste awful.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:47 PM
i mean, they always do that at the dances and all of the games

90SK
12-09-2005, 06:48 PM
i mean, they always do that at the dances and all of the games

I find that difficult to believe. Unless they're of age. Or they do it in small doses under supervision.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 06:50 PM
Can we stop talking about this?

Allie was obviously kidding.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:51 PM
well the do get drunk during the games and dances, maybe that is why i'm so werid to them

90SK
12-09-2005, 06:51 PM
Can we stop talking about this?

Allie was obviously kidding.

Sounds good to me.

So, what caption?

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:52 PM
don't know, i can't think of a funny caption

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 06:54 PM
Sounds good to me.

So, what caption?

Well, I liked shinzuku's, but Captain's made me rotf all over the place.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:56 PM
what was mr.s's?

90SK
12-09-2005, 06:58 PM
Does this mean I win? Hooray!

And since everyone is captioning their favorite pics, it is only fair that I get to do mine. And in all honesty, I'm surious as to what you guys can come up with...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/4b-SurprisedCat.jpg

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 07:01 PM
hehehehe, are you serious?

90SK
12-09-2005, 07:03 PM
Dead serious.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 07:03 PM
omg, but i have so many

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 07:09 PM
Dead serious.

A threat?

Unfortunately, his partner wasn't as interested in 'flipping out like a ninja' as he was.

I doubt anyone got that, seeing as how it's very... obscure. But the similarities!

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 07:17 PM
i forgot my caption

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 07:30 PM
Why we don't go to the twilight zone anymore. I can't tell you what happened. All I can say is Billy was never seen again.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 07:32 PM
hehehehehe, good,evil cat(the one by the pole): why do you fight me.
(good cat):because you killed my mother. evil cat:fine but, i am your mother
good cat:noooo

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:41 PM
HOMG THREAD HIJACK NICOLE JUST DUMPED ME BIG EMO PARTY. D8
OMG Cheez, I'm so sorry. If sombody dismembers a sweet Psychonauts Holloween Costume for a gf, it's totally love. But I'll go get you somthing that makes you feel important. I'll get you a kareoke machine.

Klia
12-09-2005, 07:53 PM
Aren't the pictures suppoused to be Psychonauts related.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 07:55 PM
we sorta changed it since we were running out of pics, so we're using fun art

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:01 PM
Cat 1-Look at me, I'm Ralph Machio in the karate kid!!
Cat 2-More like Ralph Machio from the outsiders, wimp.
Cat 1-Do you wanna come play kitty cat?
Cat 2- You fool! I have been trained in your karate arts by Count Dooku.
Cat 1-That doesn't make since at all!!
Cat 2-That doesn't matter, I'll still own you.
~After a long fight, they both lay on their backs on the bed.~
Cat 1-Dang.
Cat 2-Told you so. Let's go get some ice cream, you pay.
Cat 1- Can we go to Dairy Queen?
Cat 2-NO! I pick!

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:02 PM
We could use Psychonauts fanart.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:04 PM
Then, all we'd use are yours cause you do nothing but make fanart and post on this website.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 08:06 PM
...I make fanart. :X

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:07 PM
Shut up. >:D Lot's of other people do pictures. Like Purple Squid and Cara and the people from Deviantart and the Tango pick. And you can draw pictures really quick on artpad for people to caption. :P

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:10 PM
I don't shut up, I grow up and when I see you I throw up. OHHHHHH!! I so went there.

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:11 PM
I don't really care. :P

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 08:12 PM
Okay... I'm for fanart.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:13 PM
You don't care cause you arn't allowed to care. OHHHHH!! I went there too.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 08:15 PM
OH SNAP.

SHINZUKU, SHE'S GETTING ALL UP 'in your kool-aid'. What now, SON?!

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:17 PM
Did you just call me a guy?

Oh what you want soma this. Well, I don't care. I have ham and tv.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 08:19 PM
Nah, I just call everyone 'sir' or 'son'.

Captions for Skye?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:29 PM
Wait, I must say this....

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of ciggerettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:35 PM
What the heck?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:42 PM
Blues Brothers, yo. They's my homedizzlez. Saturday night live is my show. As a matter a fact.....

"I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!"

KingCheez
12-09-2005, 08:55 PM
Then, all we'd use are yours cause you do nothing but make fanart and post on this website.

Not only that, but she floods fanfiction.net with a bibilical plague of identical Milla and Sasha stories!

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:56 PM
...You're mean. *pouts*

KingCheez
12-09-2005, 08:57 PM
http://www.cafepress.com/kingcheezshop
http://www.cafepress.com/findmybrainplz


Best stores ever!

Klia
12-09-2005, 09:02 PM
Does your sig say Kill Yourself?

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 09:02 PM
Best stores ever!

Mkay.

You want us to buy stuff?

Or... something?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song."

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 09:34 PM
So who won?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 09:39 PM
We must wait for skye.

Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"

90SK
12-09-2005, 09:59 PM
Unfortunately, his partner wasn't as interested in 'flipping out like a ninja' as he was.

Heh, who doesn't want to flip out and kill people and fly around like ninjas?

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Squid wins.

with Ave and alliespixie and everyone else in close second, because I like everyone's captions.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 10:00 PM
poo

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 10:01 PM
Awesome! You got it. It was actually a reference to two things! That, and a song called 'Flip Out'. The music video has two kitties ninja-ing.

TWO IN A ROW W-W-WINS. SFTW.

Will post pic later, going to take the family to Narnia. ;')

KingCheez
12-09-2005, 10:04 PM
Does your sig say Kill Yourself?

Why...no...of course not...

90SK
12-09-2005, 10:06 PM
Awesome! You got it. It was actually a reference to two things! That, and a song called 'Flip Out'. The music video has two kitties ninja-ing.

TWO IN A ROW W-W-WINS. SFTW.

Will post pic later, going to take the family to Narnia. ;')


EDIT: To everyone else: You may all be interested in this...

This (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm)

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 10:07 PM
If I had an animated sig, It'd be Christopher Walken saying "I've got a fever! And the only perscription is MORE COWBELL!"

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 10:17 PM
I think you might be interested in...

This (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm)

Yeah, I know. Tis' one of the things I was referencing.

IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRAP MY PANTS, GOSH.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 10:30 PM
totally. Where'd everybody go?

Klia
12-09-2005, 10:36 PM
totally. Where'd everybody go?

PS said that they were going to Narnia with their family. Sooo...this thread is dormant.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 10:54 PM
Great, I wanna go see Aeon Flux.

90SK
12-09-2005, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I know. Tis' one of the things I was referencing.

IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRAP MY PANTS, GOSH.

Oh, oops. That'll teach me to skim people's posts. :D

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 11:32 PM
so, i tied for second, sweet

90SK
12-09-2005, 11:33 PM
You all tie for first, only squid ties for first a bit more.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 11:38 PM
okay, but my caption was off of a movie

DarthAve
12-10-2005, 12:08 AM
Cheeta!

alliespixie
12-10-2005, 12:29 AM
okay, darth got that from cheeta girls, from disney

DarthAve
12-10-2005, 12:35 AM
No, I mispelled Cheata! Ask Smon, I'm a notorious mispeller.

alliespixie
12-10-2005, 12:49 AM
so am i

KingCheez
12-11-2005, 12:10 PM
DAMN.

I got Raz to stand IN THE WATER, and walk around it, even go under the docks, and there were no batteries and I couldn't take a picture.

And I jumped out, from the inside with Levitation, and I still was underwater. I jumped off the dock? THE HAND

alliespixie
12-11-2005, 12:39 PM
hahahahaha, man you got screwed

Gruducuuz
12-18-2005, 02:20 PM
So, were waiting for Purple squid now?

This might take awhile.

alliespixie
12-18-2005, 02:21 PM
i know, this may take a month or a year

Haywire Mack
12-31-2005, 03:49 AM
If you need another pic to caption, I've got one that might be good

KingCheez
12-31-2005, 04:23 AM
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/2817/razmilka0lt.jpg

If you're looking for one to caption, you can use that.

but i'm not judging.

DarthAve
12-31-2005, 04:26 AM
I've already got a caption.

Milka-This is a good spot. I'm getting back at Elton for being with that hussie, Darth_Ave2011.
Raz-Do I have to pay you?
Milka-No, I'm not a whore.
Raz-YOU'RE NOT?!?!?! OMG!!!

Mashi An'krekku
01-01-2006, 03:11 PM
MILKA: Why's everything all...wonky?
RAZ: I blame the Fuzzies. D:<
NARRATOR: Touch Fuzzy. Get Dizzy. Learn more at stopthefuzzy.org.

(Don't know if that's a real website but whatever! *hops away*)

Smon
01-02-2006, 03:56 PM
BACK FROM THE DEAD... AGAIN WITH NEW CAPTION:

Fact:Pedofile mutant fish have blurry vision when on land.

Klia
01-02-2006, 05:58 PM
but i'm not judging.

Yes, this is hard. But I'll take the responsibility.

Smon wins. This caption is going by slooooow, and I have drug commercials in my head.

DarthAve
01-02-2006, 06:30 PM
Well, I GO AND LOSE AGAIN! I just feel so lonely.

Klia
01-02-2006, 06:30 PM
Well, I GO AND LOSE AGAIN! I just feel so lonely.
I seriously considered making you the winner.

DarthAve
01-02-2006, 06:32 PM
Yeah right, Klia. You considered Puff the Magic Dragon more than me!

Mashi An'krekku
01-03-2006, 05:06 PM
I lost. SOMEONE POST A PICTURE.

Klia
01-03-2006, 07:02 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/boyd/16.jpg

Enjoy.

KingCheez
01-03-2006, 07:50 PM
Raz: Look! It's like Jak 2 all over again! Now I'm angry and- *pow!*
Sasha: God dammit Raz!!

EDIT: I CHANGED MY MIND

Raz: I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G, the gangster life, is the life for me. Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night, being a gangster is hella tight.

DarthAve
01-03-2006, 11:33 PM
Raz-hehehehe!! Boyd said 'hooch' hehehehehehe

Mashi An'krekku
01-04-2006, 06:09 PM
Much like Jak and Shadow before him, Raz is toting the gun to save humanity from the evil milkman so he can find out the secrets of his past and- OH THIS PLOT IS OVERUSED. Let's go back to the ostrich idea.

Smon
01-05-2006, 04:12 PM
Raz:Look guys! I use a gun too! Now I can be all awesome too huh?
Shadow:No, that's been done too much. We're in politics now.
Jak:Yeah, I had to be lobotomized and forced into dark form but its worth it! There are a lot of perks to being Jak Thompson.

KingCheez
01-05-2006, 04:49 PM
If you need any VERY captionable pictures, just PM me, I can get screencaps any time.

Mashi An'krekku
01-05-2006, 09:41 PM
1337'd reply pwned by me. :3

EDIT: Not post. Reply.

Gruducuuz
01-16-2006, 01:08 AM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/boyd/16.jpg


*Raz jumps out of the fridge*

Raz ~ "Boo!"

Boyd ~ "OMIGAWD THE GOVENMENT HAS FOUND ME!"

Raz ~ "Are you scared? You better be, 'cause youre on scare tactics!"

Boyd ~ "Really?"

Raz ~ "No."

*BLAM!"

Raz ~ "Sorry, I just farted."

Smon
01-16-2006, 02:19 AM
*Raz jumps out of the fridge*

Raz ~ "Boo!"

Boyd ~ "OMIGAWD THE GOVENMENT HAS FOUND ME!"

Raz ~ "Are you scared? You better be, 'cause youre on scare tactics!"

Boyd ~ "Really?"

Raz ~ "No."

*BLAM!"

Raz ~ "Sorry, I just farted."

XD

(noone will know of my horrible mistake....)

Mashi An'krekku
01-16-2006, 01:18 PM
No hotlink for you. :{{{

Klia
01-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Mashi wins!

Mashi An'krekku
02-05-2006, 12:09 PM
WOAH. NO ONE INFORMED ME OF THIS.
EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT.

http://www.citlink.net/~mcallister/psychonautsbug.jpg

KingCheez
02-05-2006, 01:04 PM
RAZ: guys help i'm stuck in the mud
VOICE OF GOD: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING
RAZ: :[

DarthAve
02-05-2006, 10:12 PM
Raz:Why arn't you working lungfish horn?
Horn: Well, I'm a dead lungfish, and you're blowing in my butt. Do you know what has come out of that?
Raz: Eww.

Gruducuuz
02-05-2006, 11:30 PM
http://www.citlink.net/~mcallister/psychonautsbug.jpg

Raz ~ I gotta get out of this stupid animal crossing trap before the shining, holy barcode of death gets me! Help me dead fish!

Fish ~ No way dude, I'm playing the excellant game Psychonauts!

Raz ~ Oh, sorry.

Fish ~ It's alright dude.

Raz ~ On an unrelated note, I'm glad I'm not a three headed ostrich.

Smon
02-06-2006, 06:02 AM
Raz just found out that a dead lungfish contains roughly %120 of halucinogens as the average Magic Mushroom.

But don't take my word for it, ask the magical lard king of nopantslvania pictured above.

Gruducuuz
02-12-2006, 09:01 PM
GAWD, this is taking an awfully long time.

Smon
02-25-2006, 11:29 AM
Here it comes back from the dead! CAPTION GAME 2:Electric Boogalo!
http://img2.kult-mag.com/photos/00/00/61/22/ME0000612230_2.jpg
This time it better not die... I'm running out of 1-Ups.

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:39 AM
When the government goes too far.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 07:38 PM
Eye- I think I can see down the turtleneck to the pants.... Oh yes, Ohhhhh, it's so good......
Raz-(hearing moaning above him) What the hell?
Eye- Oh, Hi Raz (Has 'man material' hanging from it's ear)
Raz-Umm.....is that gel?
Eye- Uhh, yeah, it is.
Raz- Great cause I needed some.
Eye-Oh, you'd better not.....uh nevermind.

KingCheez
02-25-2006, 07:41 PM
That's vaguely familiar but you still crossed the perversion line.

You're going to have to go to the Crazy Maze.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 07:41 PM
Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!

Smon
02-25-2006, 07:45 PM
When the government goes too far.
Klia am winner because Darth_Ave's scares me.

KingCheez
02-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Computer, send Darth_Ave to the Crazy Maze.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 07:54 PM
What, It was just a refrence to There's Somthing About Mary. I can think of dirtier things from Stand By Me. Like Vern-Chris-Raz make out action. Actually, no that's kinda hot to think about.

KingCheez
02-25-2006, 08:01 PM
If you tear Vernon from Franke and Raz from Lili I will disembowel you with my bare hands.

Klia
02-25-2006, 09:13 PM
Klia am winner because Darth_Ave's scares me.

Klia are jumping for joy!

http://ps2media.gamespy.com/ps2/image/article/628/628628/psychonauts_ps2_1_1119572360.jpg

KingCheez
02-25-2006, 09:16 PM
Raz: Why am I so ass-ugly right now?
PS2: LOL 8)

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 09:23 PM
I'm drawing a blank right now...

Smon
02-25-2006, 10:13 PM
Raz knew he shouldn't have done drugs before he tried to climb this wall.

But that leprechaun just kept threatening him.

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:19 PM
Kingcheez win.

Gruducuuz
02-25-2006, 11:27 PM
CRAP! I entered too late!

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:30 PM
What was it? I could always change.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 12:09 AM
Yeah, enter it Grud. Cheeze can't win cause he's evil.

KingCheez
02-26-2006, 01:44 AM
This isn't a video game or comic book. Bad guys win all the time. Look at the war in Iraq.
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/Playstation2/psychonauts/psychonauts-4.jpg

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 02:38 AM
This isn't a video game or comic book. Bad guys win all the time.
http://x4b.xanga.com/c67b43203653338690018/b26477706.png

Smon
02-26-2006, 11:17 AM
Raz wasn't scared of this plumber.

He just wished he'd put his pants back on.

Gruducuuz
02-26-2006, 03:53 PM
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/Playstation2/psychonauts/psychonauts-4.jpg


The Giant Mutated Cencor didn't mean to cough up his health bar. He really didn't. But sometimes those things just, slip out. You know?


Its really embarassing when it does. Especially in a crowded elevator.

Gruducuuz
03-20-2006, 08:46 PM
OMG.

I hat to double post, but...

*click*

Forum to Kingcheeze, this is forum over, we need a new winner, stat.

Over and out.

*click*