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shinzuku
10-11-2005, 09:24 PM
Since Purple Squid is closing the first one I'll make a new one

Rules
1. The person who post the pic is the judge
2. The finally ruling has to be in bold (so you can see it)
3. The person who wins gets to post the next pic.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/shinzuku/s640x480.jpg

Here's the picture

DarthAve
10-11-2005, 09:37 PM
Sasha- "Oh.. Geez.. this is awkward."
Milla- "Yeah, sure is.(Dang, so close. Maybe next time)"

Purple Squid
10-11-2005, 10:01 PM
Sasha was so clueless. All of these years, all of the moments they'd been through...
...
...
She was finally going to eat his face.

Sokolov
10-11-2005, 10:09 PM
"Your hand is on my udder, Milla."

splitsecond
10-11-2005, 10:14 PM
this magical moment almost makes you forget about the other thousand people who were killed or injured.

(wow thats just bad)

Smon
10-12-2005, 08:39 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/shinzuku/s640x480.jpg
Milla:GOOD GOD! Sasha, half your face was blown off in the explosion!

Gruducuuz
10-12-2005, 06:10 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/shinzuku/s640x480.jpg

During WW2, Milla Vodelo, as pictured here, escaped to her bomb shelter, cleverly disguised as half of psychonaut agent Sasha Nein. It was there where she would dance all day and paty all night, by herself.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 08:35 PM
By default, yes default, it has been quite a long time since this round was started. Grud, please post the next pic. Dawg.

Gruducuuz
10-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Awesome! I can update my sig now!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/psychofile538.png

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 08:47 PM
No, don't change your sig. I didn't say you won. XD You were just the last person to enter... Silly sheep.

Up, no, wait. I'm waiting a while before I enter.

Smon
10-12-2005, 08:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/psychofile538.png
as Raz entered he saw a curly mustached mystery man eating a pony.

Raz and the pony were never seen again.

Klia
10-12-2005, 08:57 PM
Awesome! I can update my sig now!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/psychofile538.png

Can I post now? If not, then just don't count this...

Cleverly disguised as the "World's Smallest Pony" shack, Raz would sneak in every night to catch a glimpse of BunnyDancers XXX.

Gruducuuz
10-12-2005, 08:58 PM
No, don't change your sig. I didn't say you won. XD You were just the last person to enter... Silly sheep.

Up, no, wait. I'm waiting a while before I enter.

Dang. Back to 5.

Purple Squid
10-12-2005, 09:04 PM
Raz realised all the good captions were taken, so he took a tiny peek and-

Raz- GOOD LORD! BunnyDancers? PONY EATING INSIDE JOKES?! WHAT is wrong with these people!?

shinzuku
10-12-2005, 09:27 PM
Quickly running into the nearest caraban, Raz super quickly changed into Super Raz.

DarthAve
10-12-2005, 09:34 PM
umm,

Raz- ~enters caravan~ OMG, MRS. ROBINSON!!!
Mrs. Robinson-"Well, hi there Raz"
Raz-"Mrs. Robinson, are you warm for my form?"
Mrs. Robinson-"Isn't it obvious?"
Raz- "Oh...My.....GOD!!!!"

splitsecond
10-12-2005, 10:46 PM
Raz: alright now to steal the world's smallest....?why is there a shoe where the pony should be

90SK
10-12-2005, 11:08 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/psychofile538.png


Raz: Hey, what the...? This isn't an outhouse!

Sokolov
10-13-2005, 01:17 AM
*knock knock*
-"What's the password?"
-"Size Doesn't Matter."
-"Right then."
*opens door*

Sokolov
10-14-2005, 12:49 AM
Man, this thread died in a hurry... :(

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:05 AM
It's not dead... someone needs to post a pic.

Sokolov
10-14-2005, 10:14 AM
It's not dead... someone needs to post a pic.
Anyone? Ok, then. Keeping with the memory vault theme...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/fredcrispin.jpg

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 10:34 AM
Huzzah! Oh, man. Such a tiny picture.

The pair were too engrossed in intelligent conversation to realise...

Fred- So... come here often?

...that the clock was on fire.

shinzuku
10-14-2005, 03:18 PM
Crispin: O-m-g a floating x

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 03:21 PM
Not for the first time today, Crispin wondered if Fred would ever notice that he couldn't move the pieces with his hands done up in the straitjacket like this.

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 03:49 PM
as Fred looked upon Crispen with lustful eyes, Crispen looked at Fred with a questionable look, that was still a little bit lustful too.

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 04:17 PM
Fred~ You want to try to cheat, fine go ahead, that's right YOU CAN"T!
Crispin~ Ive been here for 2 weeks, Ive soiled myself 20 times, and can only eat these crappy burnt bags of popcorn. I'm never coming to another one of your birthday parties ever. And I never cheated.
Fred~ LIAR!

Smon
10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
Crispin:GOOD GOD! Fred, half your face was blown off in the explosion!

Running gags are funny if used sparingly.

Gruducuuz
10-14-2005, 04:26 PM
*knock knock*
-"What's the password?"
-"Size Doesn't Matter."
-"Right then."
*opens door*

The winner for my pic.

Klia
10-14-2005, 04:34 PM
Not for the first time today, Crispin wondered if Fred would ever notice that he couldn't move the pieces with his hands done up in the straitjacket like this.

I ish a quoting as this made me laugh madly. I always wondered at this...why...why the straitjacket?

Sokolov
10-14-2005, 05:49 PM
Sorry it was so small. I was in a hurry but shall make up for it with this!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/fredandcrispin.jpg

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 05:53 PM
So? Who wins, Sokolov? I think everybody entered.

Klia
10-14-2005, 05:58 PM
Not me. I didn't enter. But we all know who I voted in.

Nice Psychonauts picture. I am going to save it.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 05:59 PM
Remember, final ruling is posted in bold.

Sokolov
10-14-2005, 06:00 PM
I guess I do, uh, did. So, I've posted mine, and TyraaRane wins, due to the laughter that was brought on from her caption. Go, Tyraa, uh huh! Post a pic! UH HUH!

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 06:00 PM
Dude, Klia, I drew for yooooooou.

...I really hate how this thread stretched.

TyraaRane
10-14-2005, 07:02 PM
I won? Dude, I won! And dude, I got sigged! Uhm, okay...picture. I don't have any vault images on this computer that we haven't already seen, so I'm going to have to break ranks. Sorry guys.

http://pics.livejournal.com/tyraarane/pic/0009dz81

Just ignore the little yellow numbers in the corner. My copy of Fraps is dumb and put the frame rate on all my caps when I told it not to. *scowl*

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 07:10 PM
Raz- Sasha, I think I've got a problem.
Sasha- Don't worry, Razputin. Those thoughts are perfectly normal for a boy your age.
Raz- No, it isn't that. I think Jimmy might've drawn my face wrong.
Sasha- What? No jokes about 'what's that smell?' or 'Sasha, half of your face was blown off' or something hilarious like that?
Raz- No, I just think Jimmy is on the crizzack.

Sokolov
10-14-2005, 07:14 PM
- Sasha! The Tiffany Lamp Army is coming this way! OH THE POOR TASTE!

...or for the running joke:
- Sasha! MegaBush is coming this way! HE WANTS YOUR OIL!

Smon
10-14-2005, 09:51 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/tyraarane/pic/0009dz81

*Raz notices a big ass bug on the back of Sasha's head*

Raz:Um.... Sasha...
Sasha:Not now Raz, this is serious! The censor valves are overloading and-
Raz:But there's um.. this big-ass-bug and-
Sasha:Every game has bugs, that's what Tim's game monkies are for.

Terrible I know, but I tried.

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 10:51 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/tyraarane/pic/0009dz81



Raz-umm, Sasha?
Sasha-What do you want? This looks pretty important.
Raz-Why is the word "booger" shaved into the back of your head?
Sasha-All I'll tell you is that it involved bloody mary's and a razor.
Raz-You got drunk??
Sasha-no, but Milla did.

Purple Squid
10-14-2005, 11:03 PM
Oh, crap. Darth. That is great. Got several laughs outta me.

DarthAve
10-14-2005, 11:24 PM
thatn you, I like how "booger" was shaved into his head by Milla.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 11:25 AM
Raz: What's wrong Sasha
Sasha: Milla's got a razor

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 01:59 PM
Shinzuku, you fed of my caption. I'll feed on your life.

~Darth releaces a panther that eats shinzuku whole~

The deed is done.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 04:54 PM
Shinzuku shoots inside of panther. *oleander laugh* Hah hah.

TyraaRane
10-15-2005, 05:03 PM
Okay, since we're obviously through submitting captions and are spiraling down into insanity, I suppose I'd better pick a winner for this round. And I declare it to be...DarthAve, because the idea of drunk!Milla armed with a razor made me giggle until I got the hiccups.

So! To drunken indiscretions, and post the next pic!

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 05:05 PM
Yay darkave

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 07:34 PM
Yay!!! My second win!!!! Here's my pick.

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/info/sshot.php?sub=milla&num=0

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 07:35 PM
Milla: now, if Sasha asks darling, don't tell him anything about the vodka I was drinking.

Dancer: i got to pee

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 07:44 PM
Milla drinks vodka? I had no idea she was that hardcore. There's another room in her mind, the Jack Daniels room.(tee hee)

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 07:46 PM
either that or tequila. She kinda seems like the type to drink a bit. I also heard about a bloody mary or somethin'

chug chug chug

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 07:49 PM
hee hee, I origally had a secret Fanfic I had Sasha being mad at Milla for killing his girlfriend, and Milla brought up a time where they made out and it was only because Sasha had too many bloody mary's so I origanlly had Sasha being the light drinker.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 07:50 PM
What the hell

Milla: you stay away from him, bitch

Gah very scary

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 07:52 PM
She threw Sasha's girlfriend in the lake after Milla set her on fire. She died of extensive burns, and drowning.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 07:53 PM
Yes, because Milla is very violent. Run Sasha, very fast.

then what happened...

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 08:00 PM
ENTRY:
Milla takes up a new career path: Vantriliquism.
This is her puppet, Olives.
Milla - "Say 'Hi!', Olives!"
Olives - "Hei Orleives!"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 08:00 PM
You guys are totally wasting space and making it confusing to find entries.

"The truth is, I was never REALLY drunk. I just wanted to shave something stupid onto the back of his head."

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 08:01 PM
then Sasha stopped being mad at Milla, they made out(with neither of them being drunk) and got married while little bunnies hopped around. Oleander was best man, and Raz was the other dude, and Lili was the maid of honor, and Sheegor was a bridesmaid.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 08:02 PM
Yay, okay I'm done being off topic. Until next time.

Purple Squid, secretly I love the quote, secretly, shhhhhhhhhh

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 08:03 PM
yeah, I really hope their arn't three entries.

Smon
10-15-2005, 09:43 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/milla/0.jpg
and the Milla noticed the crazy man taking off his pants.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 09:48 PM
is that it? well than the winner is....PURPLE SQUID!!!!

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 09:49 PM
WOOHOO!

HIGH FIVES!

I'MMA GO... ge the picture.

Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 09:56 PM
http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/screens/milla/0.jpg
and then Milla noticed the crazy man taking off his pants.

:)

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 09:58 PM
it was a good caption, but it was used before by Smon. I just couldn't pick it.

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:04 PM
it was a good caption, but it was used before by Smon. I just couldn't pick it.
Understood. Some people love running gags, some people don't. I love them. Now then, Vocabulor AWAY.
42

>:-$] {pony} [

Brother Blood.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:05 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1113873647.jpg

Ooh, a hard one.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:05 PM
Understood. Some people love running gags, some people don't. I love them. Now then, Vocabulor AWAY.
42

>:-$] :pony [

Brother Blood.


...
...

My head asplode.

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:07 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1113873647.jpg
Raz:Aww... the floating HUD got a new best friend named Logo, awww...

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 10:09 PM
Hmmmmm... I wonder if I left the curling iron on

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:09 PM
Raz-Lili?
Lili-What do you want Raz?
Raz-why is everyone in a chicken suit?
Lili-umm..HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Raz-yum!! Cake!! ~munch mumch~

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:10 PM
Darth. That made me laugh hard. And I don't even know why.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:12 PM
cause It's out of place and very awkward.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:14 PM
I'm just waiting for someone to mention G-Men and Rainbow Squirts.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 10:15 PM
fine

Hmmmm I wonder if it's possible for the G-men and the rainbow squirts to ..... Gah

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:16 PM
Ahhh, you can't re-enter.

But if you really were asking that question... go ask in the fanfic thread. >:'D

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:16 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/1113873647.jpg
Sorry to enter again, but this just needed to be done:

NOT. WEARING. PANTS.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:17 PM
Raz- Is that a g-man and a rainbow squirt, DOING THAT IN MY BUNK!!!! EWWWWWW!!!"

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:17 PM
Oh, Smon. That is one of my favorite running gags.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:18 PM
Raz- Is that a g-man and a rainbow squirt, DOING THAT IN MY BUNK!!!! EWWWWWW!!!"

...

D:

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:18 PM
please purple, that's old. the not wearing pants joke is so 54 hours ago.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 10:19 PM
Yep. You guessed it. CONSTIPATION.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:20 PM
Wooh, looks like I picked a good one.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:20 PM
...

D:
Fine, skrew that post, just put my caption one as the chicken suit birthday one!

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:24 PM
please purple, that's old. the not wearing pants joke is so 54 hours ago.
But it has so many uses, example:
http://www.lucasforums.com/image.php?u=127515&dateline=1129167868
NOT. WEARING. PANTS.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:24 PM
OOOH. Darth, you got burned!

Klia
10-15-2005, 10:25 PM
Sokolov!

I actually found Darth's G-man one to be entertaining. God this board is getting perverted again.

Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 10:26 PM
This thread is very...interesting.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:27 PM
Sokolov!

I actually found Darth's G-man one to be entertaining. God this board is getting perverted again.

Yes, it was funny. Yes, it involved G-Man/Rainbow Squirt. But it raised too many questions for my mind to handle.

How does that work?

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:27 PM
Elton's not wearing pants?? WHERE IS HE!!! I MUST FIND PANTSLESS ELTON FIR!!!

Klia
10-15-2005, 10:29 PM
Yes, it was funny. Yes, it involved G-Man/Rainbow Squirt. But it raised too many questions for my mind to handle.

How does that work?

OH I KNOW I KNOW! Pick me!

I like the Not Wearing Pants joke.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:29 PM
OH I KNOW I KNOW! Pick me!

I like the Not Wearing Pants joke.

Alright, how does it work?

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:30 PM
Klia, have you seen Elton? He's not wearing pants you know. This might be my chance!

Klia
10-15-2005, 10:33 PM
PM Purple Squid. PM.

I don't want to know Darth_Ave. I really don't.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:34 PM
PM Purple Squid. PM.

I don't want to know Darth_Ave. I really don't.

I hope we don't go through another...

You know.

PM away.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:36 PM
OHH, WHERE IS PANTSLESS ELTON AND HIS INNOCENT PANTSLESS SEXINESS!!!

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:38 PM
Klia, this PM must be hard to write.

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:38 PM
...so.... who won?

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:39 PM
Right well, I assume everyone who's going to enter has entered.

Darth, both of your entries made me cry. But only one with laughter.

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:42 PM
Darnit, oh well, Darth, pic away.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 10:42 PM
Fuh! I have the perfect screencap to go with the current theme. And it involves BOBBY. Oh, HORROR.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:44 PM
Fuh! I have the perfect screencap to go with the current theme. And it involves BOBBY. Oh, HORROR.

Oooh. I hope you win this one.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 10:45 PM
Post Darth! POST!

Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 10:45 PM
Fuh! I have the perfect screencap to go with the current theme. And it involves BOBBY. Oh, HORROR.

I like Bobby. He's a cool character.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:49 PM
I like Bobby. He's a cool character.

Except when he called Mikhail a commy. Didn't like him so much then.

Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 10:51 PM
Except when he called Mikhail a commy. Didn't like him so much then.

Yeah, that was a little harsh. But I think it is cute how he likes Chloe. Of all characters.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:52 PM
yay! I won again, 3 times a victorious person whose looking for Elton with no pants on! Here's the pic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/theend/20.jpg

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 10:53 PM
His voice is so fun to do. I love doing it to people.

Smon
10-15-2005, 10:55 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/theend/20.jpg
Sasha:Oh so now you're the only one who can wear a dress around here?

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 10:55 PM
Milla - I'm up here, Sasha dear.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 10:56 PM
Sasha- You know, at least one of these captions is going to be about me looking at your boobs.
Milla- Wait, why are you looking at my-
Sasha- NO REASON. Or should I say...
NOT. WEARING. PANTS.

Paranoidish
10-15-2005, 10:56 PM
Milla - I'm up here, Sasha dear.

HAhaha. Too funny. But damn, you took the best caption.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 10:57 PM
nevermind.. damn that's so wrong

Milla: god these people are perverts
Sasha: I know *still looking at Milla's boobs*

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 10:58 PM
wait, I know I posted the caption but..

NOT. WEARING. BRA.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:03 PM
wait, I know I posted the caption but..

NOT. WEARING. BRA.
And, it's cold at Whispering Rock today.

SORRY. JUST NEVERMIND.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 11:05 PM
ok, I hope all have entered cause the winner is...SMON!!! post your pic dude!

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 11:07 PM
The only one who didn't do a boob joke

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 11:10 PM
precicesly!

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Yeah. And mine was about boob jokes, too.

Sokolov should be beat up by several angry feminists.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:13 PM
Yeah. And mine was about boob jokes, too.

Sokolov should be beat up by several angry feminists.
I welcome any female forum members to now crack their worst man joke.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:14 PM
I welcome any female forum members to now crack their worst man joke.

Hm. I've never cracked a man joke before. I don't think I'm capable.

Smon
10-15-2005, 11:16 PM
http://ps2media.gamespy.com/ps2/image/article/628/628628/psychonauts_ps2_2_1119572403.jpg

(Sorry if I don't post much, new TT is on, with Control Freak. >:))

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:17 PM
http://ps2media.gamespy.com/ps2/image/article/628/628628/psychonauts_ps2_2_1119572403.jpg

(Sorry if I don't post much, new TT is on, with Control Freak. >:))

YES BUT IT IS A HORRIBLE TT WITH ENGLISH SPEAKING MAS Y MENOS.

There we go.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:20 PM
Edit.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 11:20 PM
Raz- THIS SIGN LIES!!!!!! 1-800-lungfish is not a phone line with hot singles waiting to mingle!!! It's a fast food place!!! LIARS LIARS LIARS!!!

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:22 PM
Edit.
What, no Pizza? ;)

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:23 PM
No pizza. I've decided I just want you to win. I want the Bobby shot.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:24 PM
Metal Gear fans should get this:
Raz was foiled again by the stragegically placed girly mag. And the question mark snuck by completely unnoticed.

Smon
10-15-2005, 11:25 PM
YES BUT IT IS A HORRIBLE TT WITH ENGLISH SPEAKING MAS Y MENOS.

There we go.
I like it, mainly because in every CF episode they take CONSTANT punches at the fourth wall. And the latest one is most prominent in these jokes.

You may think you've seen the last of me in Episodes 257-454!

Fourth wall ceased to exist the day that episode was made.

shinzuku
10-15-2005, 11:26 PM
holy crap an airplane

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:36 PM
I like it, mainly because in every CF episode they take CONSTANT punches at the fourth wall. And the latest one is most prominent in these jokes.



Fourth wall ceased to exist the day that episode was made.

At least Mas and Menos still have the same VA.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 11:42 PM
Hm. I've never cracked a man joke before. I don't think I'm capable.
same here, unless I'm allowd to say somthing bad.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:45 PM
same here, unless I'm allowd to say somthing bad.

You say bad things all the time. Like the Rainbow Squirt/G-Man joke(s). Those count as bad.

Smon
10-15-2005, 11:46 PM
That all? If so Sokolov wins.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:48 PM
YES! The Bobby cap!

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 11:48 PM
Guys make such a big deal about nothing. It's always "WHAT THE HECK!! C'MON PACKERS WIN THE GAME WIN THE GAME!!!! or "THESE NACHOES TASTE LIKE CRAP!!!" and don't get me started on HS football games.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:48 PM
You say bad things all the time. Like the Rainbow Squirt/G-Man joke(s). Those count as bad.
Ever notice how few people acctually get offended at "offensive" things? Hmm...

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:49 PM
Ok... remember everyone needs to have their MIND IN THE GUTTER to get my cap.

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:50 PM
That's the theme.

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:50 PM
Dude, no one has ever gotten offended here.

Like ever. We're just... like that. I guess.

WHERE'S THE CAP?!

Smon
10-15-2005, 11:52 PM
Guys make such a big deal about nothing. It's always "WHAT THE HECK!! C'MON PACKERS WIN THE GAME WIN THE GAME!!!! or "THESE NACHOES TASTE LIKE CRAP!!!" and don't get me started on HS football games.
Not all guys are like that, but a lot are and I understand where you're coming from. *reads news* WHAT THE HECK!! C'MON JACK THOMPSON LEARN TO THINK!!! *reads internet* 12 OZ. MOUSE LOOKS LIKE CRAP!!!

Sokolov
10-15-2005, 11:53 PM
This is what Bobby sees Raz as. Notice the location of the
BULLSEYE.




http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/bobby.jpg

Bobby likes thinking about Raz's nether regions. That's the only explaination.

DarthAve
10-15-2005, 11:54 PM
Ok when you go to a football game, how come you always end up sitting by the loudmouth old man and the old lady with the cowbell? And it you walk around with your friends, you stop for 30 seconds to get some taffy at the concession stand and your friends are halfway across the stadium. It's strange isn't it?

Purple Squid
10-15-2005, 11:55 PM
...

Strange how the talk button is 'F', don't you think? What words start with 'F'? Bobby's favorite word, of course.

Someone did a poor job picking buttons, because the 'X' doesn't help at all.
...

And I hope the levitation badge isn't suggesting anything.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:00 AM
...

Strange how the talk button is 'F', don't you think? What words start with 'F'? Bobby's favorite word, of course.

...

And I hope the levitation badge isn't suggesting anything
Oh, you rock my world, Squid. I didn't even notice the "F" button thing before posting. Now, will anyone top you?

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:03 AM
No one seems to be posting. Xb

My mind was drowning in gutter.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:04 AM
Oh, you rock my world, Squid. I didn't even notice the "F" button thing before posting. Now, will anyone top you?

UHOES LOOKS LIKE MY MIND IS STILL IN TEH GUTTR!!!!

Oh! Oh! I'm ADDING TO MY ENTRY!

Smon
10-16-2005, 12:04 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/bobby.jpg
Bobby decided to look at things from a different angle and suddenly Raz took on his true form, a form that disturbed Bobby for he realized Raz was...

NOT. WEARING. PANTS.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:05 AM
Oh, the images the Levitation Badge comment left in my head. AAUFUFUFUFAAHH!

Still, come on. Totally HAWT. MAYBE.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:08 AM
This image is now totally my wallpaper. It just has to be.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:09 AM
Bobby-Must resiset looking lower, must resist looking lower, oh crap..

PEED MY PANTS!!!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:10 AM
Oh, man. I just keep adding to mine.

BECAUSE MINE IS HAWT.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:13 AM
Bobby-Must resiset looking lower, must resist looking lower, oh crap..

PEED MY PANTS!!!!
Keep in mind that my thoughts are in the gutteriest gutter tonight, but that's not what happens with boys. It's not pee, dear.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:14 AM
Bobby-EWWWWWWW, SUBSTANCE IN MY PANTS!!!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:15 AM
Hoho, love it Darth.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:16 AM
Bobby-EWWWWWWW, SUBSTANCE IN MY PANTS!!!!
Much better. Substance. XD

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:18 AM
...anyone else? We're keeping the ball rolling tonight. O! Double Entendre! Fun!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:19 AM
I don't think anyone else is entering.

I'm done changing mine, so...

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:19 AM
Wait, the best one yet

Bobby-OMG, I GOT MY PERIOD!!!Wait' Guys don't have periods, I'M A TEENAGE GIRL!!!!AHHHHHHH

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:20 AM
Wait, the best one yet

Bobby-OMG, I GOT MY PERIOD!!!Wait' Guys don't have periods, I'M A TEENAGE GIRL!!!!AHHHHHHH

NOT HERE!

D:

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:21 AM
WHY ARE WE USING SIZE 7 LETTERS?

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:22 AM
BECAUSE I'D RATHER WE LEAVE 'MONTHLY FESTIVITIES' OUT OF THEIS FORUM.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:23 AM
Wait, the best one yet

Bobby-OMG, I GOT MY PERIOD!!!Wait' Guys don't have periods, I'M A TEENAGE GIRL!!!!AHHHHHHH
Hehe... they played an old episode of Cow & Chicken a couple days ago that that quote reminds me of. Chicken became a mommy, even though he/she was saving themselves for marriage. I miss that cartoon.

Anyways, due to the sheer volume of pee-my-pants XDness, Purple Squid wins. Go Squid. You still rock my world.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:24 AM
Are you speaking of halloween?

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:24 AM
WOOHOO!

I'mma go get the pic--again!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:24 AM
Are you speaking of halloween?

...Sure.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:25 AM
BECAUSE I'D RATHER WE LEAVE 'MONTHLY FESTIVITIES' OUT OF THEIS FORUM.
It's times like this I am grateful to no end I am of the male assortment. Ah, mantinence-free me.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:26 AM
It's times like this I am grateful to no end I am of the male assortment. Ah, mantinence-free me.

You are so freaking lucky.

Alrighty then, here's the pic!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/oly.jpg

Awww. Oly, you are so cute.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:28 AM
Deja Vu.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:29 AM
butcher-Oly! Haven't I told you to stop flirting with other little boys!! Not I'm gonna have to kill you!!!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:30 AM
Yes, I know. But the pic was posted on the other board as it was being closed.

That would be like stabbing a baby as it sprang forth into the arms of a doctor!

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:32 AM
Yes, I know. But the pic was posted on the other board as it was being closed.

That would be like stabbing a baby as it sprang forth into the arms of a doctor!
Eww.... abortion with all the fun of childbirth! Yummy!

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:33 AM
All I can think about is the supposed "G-A-Y" that is in the Butcher's shirt. I'm stayin' away from this one, Squid. Mind is still gutterized.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:33 AM
Yes. Babies are yummy.

NOW ENTER FUNNY CAPTION, KNAVE.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:34 AM
All I can think about is the supposed "G-A-Y" that is in the Butcher's shirt. I'm stayin' away from this one, Squid. Mind is still gutterized.

Well, no one else is entering. Xo

I guess... Darth wins.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:39 AM
I win!! Yay 4 wins! I'm catchin up on Grud! In his or her face!! Here's my pic

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/theend/10.jpg

I hope the link works!

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:41 AM
Fair warning! Mind=Gutter

This is how big it is, Lili. Great, huh?

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:42 AM
Fair warning! Mind=Gutter

This is how big it is, Lili. Great, huh?
OMG, that's naughty!

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:43 AM
I'm catchin up on Grud! In his or her face!!
His/her. That made me laugh.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:44 AM
HMFMHF

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:45 AM
HMFMHF
Come on, Purple Squid. BEAT THAT.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:47 AM
Fair warning! Mind=Gutter

This is how big it is, Lili. Great, huh?

Good Lord, Sokolov. You need to pull your mind out of the gutter! Even I can only take it so far--

Raz- So, anyway, I was in Boyd's mind, and there they were! It was like some crazy nightclub! THERE WAS BOOTY DANCING! I don't know for sure what Boyd thinks of the goverment, but I know why he thinks they wear trenchcoats.

Oh, wait. Apparently I can take it that far too.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:51 AM
OMG, if that's it Purple Squid

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:52 AM
Oooh, Sokolov. That's two in a row for me, eh?

YOU GOT SERVED.

Let me get a pic...

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:53 AM
Oooh, Sokolov. That's two in a row for me, eh?

YOU GOT SERVED.

Let me get a pic...
That was good. Honestly, I wasn't even trying. I just HAD to say that.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:54 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/05.jpg

BAM.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:55 AM
That was good. Honestly, I wasn't even trying. I just HAD to say that.

Well, it was kind of an inside joke anyway.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:55 AM
Dear, you're NOT making this easy on me and my gutterlicious mind.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:57 AM
Dear, you're NOT making this easy on me and my gutterlicious mind.

Oh? What is so gutterlicious about Boyd?

Other than the Klia Massacre.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 12:58 AM
Raz-LET ME IN BOYD!!!
Boyd-you know what you gotta do.
Raz-ugg (takes off his pants)
Boyd-now, say it.
Raz-NOT WEARING PANTS!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 12:59 AM
Even with the big words at the bottom, I thought you were going in an entirely different direction with that...

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 12:59 AM
Oh? What is so gutterlicious about Boyd?

Other than the Klia Massacre.
Put it this way: I'd spoiler tag it again. Yeah. I'm on a dirty roll. I AM trying to think of something less risque, but it's hard tonight.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:00 AM
Put it this way: I'd spoiler tag it again. Yeah. I'm on a dirty roll. I AM trying to think of something less risque, but it's hard tonight.

Go ahead and perv it up.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:01 AM
Raz-LET ME IN BOYD!!!
Boyd-you know what you gotta do.
Raz-ugg (takes off his pants)
Boyd-now, say it.
Raz-NOT WEARING PANTS!!
.....

O.O

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:01 AM
MWAHAHA!!!

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:02 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/05.jpg

BAM.
For the first time, Boyd noticed the Angel. Her mouth agape, waiting for his piece of chalk.

Ok. I think I'm FINALLY over it.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:03 AM
Please disregard last spoiler tag due to perverted insanity.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:04 AM
For the first time, Boyd noticed the Angel. Her mouth agape, waiting for his piece of chalk.

Ok. I think I'm FINALLY over it.

Yes. Woah. Well.

...

dasnfr mngfrcfehqcgnqyergvncrgw

I wasn't. Expecting. That.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:05 AM
Satisfied? Now, I'm done. Resume normal operation.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:06 AM
Satisfied? Now, I'm done. Resume normal operation.

I. Don't think. I CAN resume. Normal.... whatever.

I think. My brain. Imploded.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:07 AM
I vote for Darth's. Just b/c it caught me off guard. Not because it was the only other entry.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:07 AM
Who won???

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:08 AM
Well, now that I think I'm okay...

Sokolov, yours is the one that caught me off gaurd. Seriously.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:09 AM
dang, I coulda been tied for grud for most caption wins.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:11 AM
dang, I coulda been tied for grud for most caption wins.

Did you READ Soko's? It hurt me!

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:11 AM
Eh, eh, eh.
ect...
Picture!
http://www.razputin.net/content/showimage/index.php?showimage=content/multimedia/images/characters/razputin/012.jpg

I'm so sorry, Squid.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:12 AM
well, it didn't hurt me. I HAVE NO SOUL!!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:14 AM
Eh, eh, eh.
ect...
Picture!
http://www.razputin.net/content/showimage/index.php?showimage=content/multimedia/images/characters/razputin/012.jpg

I'm so sorry, Squid.

Apology accepted. At least it was painful in a funny way.

The thin blue line stood behind the gate, sighing wistfully. She would look at Boyd lustfully every day, and hope that he might notice her, and even treat her like the stone angel.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:14 AM
Eh, eh, eh.
ect...
Picture!
http://www.razputin.net/content/showimage/index.php?showimage=content/multimedia/images/characters/razputin/012.jpg

I'm so sorry, Squid.
Raz-Boyd...What are you doing?
Boyd-I like your pants, will you take them off and give them to me.
Raz-no, that's weird.
Boyd-GIVE ME YOUR PANTS BEFORE I USE MY BADGE AS A NINJA STAR!!
Raz-AHHHHH!!!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:15 AM
Now that I think about it, his badge would be a great ninja star.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:18 AM
Oh, God! You're making me CHOOSE? Between running joke and PANTSLESS RAZ??? Darn you all to heck.

Darth. I need help.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:19 AM
Oh, God! You're making me CHOOSE? Between running joke and PANTSLESS RAZ??? Darn you all to heck.

Darth. I need help.

Dang.

Well, Darth better post a good one.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:21 AM
Dang.

Well, Darth better post a good one.
Yes. We await. PRESSURE!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:22 AM
Wooh boy. The next one better have a G-Man in it.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:24 AM
[G-Men]Dirty jokes are humorous, yet scarring.[/G-men]

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:26 AM
[G-Men]Dirty jokes are humorous, yet scarring.[/G-men]

[Rainbow Squirt] I may be young and get G-Men arrested daily for taking advantage of children, but I agree! :3[/Rainbow Squirt]

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:29 AM
[Rainbow Squirt] I may be young and get G-Men arrested daily for taking advantage of children, but I agree! :3[/Rainbow Squirt]
Oh, thanks. Images. Of hoochymama Rainbow Squirts. In my head. Great.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:29 AM
I WIN!! I'm TIED FOR MOST WINS!!! THAT ROCKS!!my pic to all of you.

http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/info/sshot.php?sub=asylum&num=32

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:31 AM
Oh, thanks. Images. Of hoochymama Rainbow Squirts. In my head. Great.

Revenge, I suppose.



Dr. Loboto would soon learn how difficult it is to play the nose flute with no nose and a metal claw.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:32 AM
The good 'ol Midieval pull 'n' pray. Who needs anesthesia, anyways? MWAHAHAHA!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:33 AM
Nevamind.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:34 AM
Woah.
Hey, I TRIED to take it down a notch.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:35 AM
Aw crap. YOU BOTH WIN! two pics, two captions

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:36 AM
The good 'ol Midieval pull 'n' pray. Who needs anesthesia, anyways? MWAHAHAHA!
I should also mention that this is making fun of dentistry. And pulling teeeeth.
uuuughghghg

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:36 AM
Go ahead, Squid. I have to find the one I was thinking of...

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:37 AM
Aw crap. YOU BOTH WIN! two pics, two captions

That's going to be hard. Just pick someone, Elton!

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:38 AM
Go ahead, Squid. I have to find the one I was thinking of...

Oh. Right then. Thanks.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:38 AM
uhh, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 2

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:39 AM
1.9852369

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:40 AM
Wait, nevermind. I'll hold on a bit.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:40 AM
AUGGGGGGGG

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:42 AM
Oh, hey. Coolness.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/36.jpg

This thread is about to be full of sexy.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:42 AM
HEY!

I spent forever getting a pic. YOU SAID I COULD GO.
I am confuzzled. Go ahead.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:43 AM
I am confuzzled. Go ahead.

Man, you always quote me before I can edit my stuff.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:46 AM
(I think I can post now...)
[G-Man]No, you incompitent delivery man. Taking an up, then right, then another right, then down, then left is not how you get to my house. Ignorant bastard. I payed my extra dollar for your delivery service. I expect prompt and speedy delivery, for less. Pizza is needed.[/G-Man]

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:48 AM
Oh, snap. Delivery man got burn'd.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:49 AM
Oh, hey. Coolness.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/36.jpg

This thread is about to be full of sexy.
G-Man hedge trimmer-Check out G-man phone repairman's ass. I want to squesse it. I'm gay you know. I like fellow G-man, not those scanky Rainbow Squirts with their high heeled rollar skates, and foxy miniskirts.

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:50 AM
This thread is about to be full of sexy.

FULL OF IT, GAWSHDURNIT.







(think: delivery man and/or pepperoni)

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 01:51 AM
I vote for Darth's. Totally. Foxy little hoes.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:54 AM
G-Man hedge trimmer-Check out G-man phone repairman's ass. I want to squese it. I'm gay you know. I like fellow G-man, not those scanky Rainmob Squirts with their high heeled rollar skates, and foxy miniskirts.

I find it odd that he is saying this while swallowing clippers.

AND if he's so gay why are their miniskirts foxy?

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:55 AM
Because he's wearing one.

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:55 AM
Darth, next time I want G-Man/Rainbow Squirt action.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:56 AM
YES!!!! I AM THE CURRENT CAPTION CHAMPION!!!!!!! 6 WINS!!! HO YEAH!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/Makeshift_Wings_Gallery/psychonauts/psychonautsshowdown/02.jpg

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:57 AM
Not champion. I'm beating you.

Sasha- This would be ten times sexier if my whole body was in the picture.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 01:59 AM
how many caption wins do you have?

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 01:59 AM
Hmm...

Seven or eight...?

I hope that doesn't lower my chances any.

DarthAve
10-16-2005, 02:00 AM
Oh it lowers them. Sokolof could do the killed out not wearing pants joke and still win

Sokolov
10-16-2005, 02:03 AM
NOT. WEARING. CONTACTS.

There ya go. I'm goin' for the whole eye-pokey thing. pokepokepoke

Purple Squid
10-16-2005, 02:03 AM
Oh, Darth. I am saddened.