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dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:08 PM
this is for psycics only RAY is one and so am I

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:12 PM
Man this peice of crap is wacked up godamm you feel me

90SK
10-17-2005, 11:25 PM
I would hope not. >_>

TyraaRane
10-17-2005, 11:29 PM
Y'know, I think we have our first troll. That means the boards are totally all grown up now. Aw, look at the widdle troll! It's so cuuuute! *pokes it with sticks*

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:32 PM
Thanks for posting me buuuuuuuuuuuut screw you dude

Agent-Sarah
10-17-2005, 11:34 PM
Y'know, I think we have our first troll. That means the boards are totally all grown up now. Aw, look at the widdle troll! It's so cuuuute! *pokes it with sticks*
I want to join in on the troll poking! *joins in*

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:35 PM
damm you TyraaRane and you suck to CaptainSkye

90SK
10-17-2005, 11:35 PM
He he, I think it just hiccuped.

I'm going to go get the local mod so they can see just how adorable our new friend is.

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:37 PM
YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME

90SK
10-17-2005, 11:38 PM
*poke*

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:39 PM
DIE YOU THREE

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:43 PM
BOOOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and I'm not a cute troll so quit

Agent-Sarah
10-17-2005, 11:49 PM
Look! It talked!

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:51 PM
Where is everybody it's not like game is it this isn't funny now reply already

dart_psychic
10-17-2005, 11:53 PM
QUIT THAT ALREADY

Agent-Sarah
10-17-2005, 11:53 PM
We have lives outside this board you know.

dart_psychic
10-18-2005, 12:01 AM
Ok i'm not the real Dart

dart_psychic
10-18-2005, 12:03 AM
Quit

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 12:08 AM
LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE HITS YOU W/ STICK OH AND HE IS SO CUTE SUCH A GOOD TROLL SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 06:22 AM
So, hey guys.

Can someone explain what the fack is going on?

And why TyraaRane and CaptainSky, who are both some cool homies, suck?

I'm not sure I'm happy about this. Luckily... IGNORE BUTTON'D!

Gruducuuz
10-18-2005, 06:50 AM
Will ray_the_psychic please stop hitting the caps lock button when he posts? Its getting realy annoying. That is all. *click off PA*

dart_psychic
10-18-2005, 10:43 AM
Don't worry Gruducuuz I'm Ray's brother I'll make him stop using caps

dart_psychic
10-18-2005, 10:48 AM
Can somewone post me already*pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa assseee*

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 11:25 AM
Y'know, I think we have our first troll. That means the boards are totally all grown up now. Aw, look at the widdle troll! It's so cuuuute! *pokes it with sticks*

But for some reason I feel like a mommy when her little babies turn into nasty teens.

Not. Good.

90SK
10-18-2005, 02:15 PM
I'm not sure I'm happy about this. Luckily... IGNORE BUTTON'D!

Oh, totally faced.

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 03:12 PM
Oh, totally faced.

Ahh. Except I took them off.

I know, I'm a push over.

But I do feel kind of bad, though. EVEN THOUGH if they keep talking to me like they currently are I'm going to have to get all literate on them.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 03:16 PM
Y'know, I think we have our first troll. That means the boards are totally all grown up now. Aw, look at the widdle troll! It's so cuuuute! *pokes it with sticks*

So true but could you honestly leave him alone all he's wanted to do since I got on is make a profile and become a member. But I think I'm still sidin' w/ yall and yes I've stopped posting in caps

Gruducuuz
10-18-2005, 03:46 PM
and yes I've stopped posting in caps

Thanks.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 03:48 PM
O and you couldn't have said about anything else. But I am proud of myself. I've stopped using caps. Yay me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Klia
10-18-2005, 04:20 PM
Ray, you may have stopped using caps but the abuse on punctuation has considerably stretched the page from before. Now I don't want to stir anything up but I'm beggining to suspect that you and Dart are the same person.

KingCheez
10-18-2005, 04:35 PM
I go away for one day and we get our first trolls. Awww. They grow up so fast.

It really...brings a tear to my eye, you know? I'm putting on my sad record.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 05:07 PM
To Klia no I am not Dart. I just hate using punctuation. I think it takes too long. And yes I believe that Dart is a troll. Maybe he'll become a true member later?

Klia
10-18-2005, 05:10 PM
To Klia no I am not Dart. I just hate using punctuation. I think it takes too long. And yes I believe that Dart is a troll. Maybe he'll become a true member later?

Alright, I believe you. You know a lot of trolls later become respected members of the forums they troll.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 05:13 PM
Yeah I was a troll in some early forums a few years ago. So maybe Dart will turn out to be a male form of Purple. (not likely but...) So let's show a bit of love.


To: Purple Squid please don't be mad @ me anymore please??!!

Purple Squid
10-18-2005, 05:15 PM
Yeah I was a troll in some early forums a few years ago. So maybe Dart will turn out to be a male form of Purple. (not likely but...) So let's show a bit of love.


To: Purple Squid please don't be mad @ me anymore please??!!

Fine, but I'm leaving that quote up there. And this doesn't mean I'm going to play around with you. You really can't expect me to be friends with you after you call me a bitch, now can you?

The male form of me is Mr. Fantastic.

Ray_the_psychic
10-18-2005, 05:17 PM
I did not mean it I swear! Please forgive me? I'm terribly sorry! Please forgive?

dart_psychic
10-21-2005, 02:59 PM
Does everybody hate me

90SK
10-21-2005, 03:43 PM
::

DarthAve
10-21-2005, 03:58 PM
Hey, I'm psychic. My Lang. Arts teacher said I was!!! ~uses TK on a tape roll~

Ray_the_psychic
10-21-2005, 05:06 PM
Okay prove it what is part of my future in these forums?

Smon
10-21-2005, 05:10 PM
Okay prove it what is part of my future in these forums?
*pulls out a crystal ball*

I definetly see... the letter... C, perhaps growing closer to the members, or ceasing to post altogether...

I SO rule at cold reading...

Ray_the_psychic
10-21-2005, 05:11 PM
I think that's a growing closer to the members.

Smon
10-21-2005, 05:19 PM
I think that's a growing closer to the members.
...actually it was blatant sarcasm.

See cold reading is where you go up to a crowd and start saying like "I see... a month, that starts with.. J?"

Thne an audience member says like "OH! My cousin ted was born in January!"

"Is your cousin Ted... deceased?"

"Yes... yes..."

"He says hi."

Now notice, I just say a month starting with J, this could be January, June, or July.

AND it could be a death date, birth date, wedding or anything like that.

One of the most famous cold readers is John Edward, voted "Biggest Douche in the Universe".

dart_psychic
10-21-2005, 10:59 PM
Dr. Loboto is evil you know

Purple Squid
10-21-2005, 11:01 PM
Dr. Loboto is evil you know

Yes. He is quite evil.

Unless this is some sort of puzzle. Is that an anagram? =D

90SK
10-21-2005, 11:07 PM
Oh man, dart! Fix your sig! It's screwed up the parameters of the page something awful!

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 01:29 AM
How did his sig do that and I just got the fact that he hasn't been on the boards for about 2 days.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 01:29 AM
How did his sig do that and I just got the fact that he hasn't been on the boards for about 2 days.

All of the exclamation marks made the page really long.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 01:33 AM
Oh and I think that is just something random he likes to do. He is random. I live w/ him. But there are no exclamation points on his sig unless you're talking about the chickenbutt thing...

dart_psychic
10-22-2005, 02:14 AM
Oh and I think that is just something random he likes to do. He is random. I live w/ him. But there are no exclamation points on his sig unless you're talking about the chickenbutt thing... What chickin but thing your spamming

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 02:15 AM
There's no spamming here.

Spam is the same thing posted in every thread, or a post that makes no sense whatsoever.

90SK
10-22-2005, 02:18 AM
Thanks for fixing it.

dart_psychic
10-22-2005, 02:35 AM
I'm about to mess up your pc again I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M A CHICKIN CLUCITY CLUCK

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 11:41 AM
Then I'm the chicken-eating tiger, chomp.

dart_psychic
10-22-2005, 12:19 PM
Shut up Darth this wasen't your conversasoin

dart_psychic
10-22-2005, 12:22 PM
Do any of you guys have psychonaut tipe dreams

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 01:26 PM
I would tell you but, I HATE YOU!!!

dart_psychic
10-22-2005, 01:32 PM
Do you really(puppy dog puot)

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 06:46 PM
Do you really(puppy dog puot)
Sorry to break it to you, but you are annoying. Serious.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 06:46 PM
Sorry to break it to you, but you are annoying. Serious.

Oooh. Burned--

WOAH. YOUR SIG. IT = LOVE.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 06:52 PM
yes, sokolov. best. sig .ever

patch power go

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 06:52 PM
Oooh. Burned--

WOAH. YOUR SIG. IT = LOVE.
I was going to make it my avatar so if I followed you with a post it would make a complete-ish picture. But I like my avatar and am resistant to change. So sig it was. Now every post has a patch on its crotch.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 06:54 PM
Sorry to break it to you, but you are annoying. Serious.

Dude you burned him like pyrokenesis and the sun put together.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 06:55 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now posts have crotch patches too!!!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 06:56 PM
I was going to make it my avatar so if I followed you with a post it would make a complete-ish picture. But I like my avatar and am resistant to change. So sig it was. Now every post has a patch on its crotch.

That would be cool. And then we could really be, like... conjoined twins. Or something. Perhaps we should all get crotch patch avatars.

To support the cause.



And also look damn sexy.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 06:57 PM
Dude you burned him like pyrokenesis and the sun put together.
Yes. I've had a LONG day. Annoying things are tending to really aggrivate.

Smon
10-22-2005, 06:58 PM
Sorry to break it to you, but you are annoying. Serious.
...sadly I have to agree.

Dart, it seems to me that you are only posting random crap to try to catch up your post count to your brother Ray's.

Sibling rivalry is funny that way.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:01 PM
That would be cool. And then we could really be, like... conjoined twins. Or something. Perhaps we should all get crotch patch avatars.

To support the cause.



And also look damn sexy.
Well, it's in my avatar. Like a little subliminal message telling you to love crotch patches.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:04 PM
Well, it's in my avatar. Like a little subliminal message telling you to love crotch patches.

I see it! Wow, it makes me feel... like loving patches. Even more than I do now.
Also you now have the cutest avatar ever.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:05 PM
Yeah I love him and all but he needs to be a bit more serious and stop stretching the page. That you DON'T need to follow in!!!! But he's a great lil' bro. Oh Sokolov did you know that you and me pretty much look exactly like... EXACTLY ALIKE!!! I'm talking about Dart.

Smon
10-22-2005, 07:05 PM
Well, it's in my avatar. Like a little subliminal message telling you to love crotch patches.
Oh yeah... my avatar doesn't NEED your frivolous subliminal messages for it is MENTOK THE MIND TAKER. Honestly, I don't want people to do something they don't wanna do anyway.

...

...read ActRaised.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:08 PM
I'll join in the crotch patch cause. By using the pimpin' crotch patch.

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 07:09 PM
Same here, Roxie's too cute 2 care!!!

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:15 PM
Oh Sokolov did you know that you and me pretty much look exactly like...
Believe it when I see it. And my hair isn't that long anymore.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:17 PM
And dude, don't steal avatars. Make your own like the rest of us.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:18 PM
My hair's long but your face looks like mine. Oh and how does everybody like my crotych patch avy? It's to support the cause. Don't put me on the ignore list but tell me to change it and I will.

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 07:18 PM
Change it, uncomfortable feeling when I look at your post, like I want to vomit.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:19 PM
Support this 'cause' by not copying other member's images. Be original. I dunno, draw it or something.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:19 PM
I think Sokolov wants you to change it. Especially since you weren't there when the crotch-phenonmengnnkbnk happened. It was truly magical.

I can only support the cause with a pic of his face, for Sokolov stole the good avatar. Not that I mind.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:21 PM
I too was there! But I'll change it.

Smon
10-22-2005, 07:22 PM
OMG... if Ray posts right after you the image of Tom/Dmitri appears!

It's like a puzzle or a funhouse mirror...

The two avatars just fit together.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:23 PM
I too was there! But I'll change it.

You were there way after it happened, man. :0 It was glorious. Like fireworks filled with chocolate.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:23 PM
I was too there!!! Or was I???

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:24 PM
Thank you. Like I said, my day = grrrr. Annoyance is even more not cool than it usually is.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:25 PM
Thank you. Like I said, my day = grrrr. Annoyance is even more not cool than it usually is.

I'll try to be less annoying. I know how much days like that suck.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:26 PM
And Menttok I was gon' to but I would be making everyone else mad but I'ma change it see how it looks when I've posted after Purple and then change it back to mine.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:26 PM
OMG... if Ray posts right after you the image of Tom/Dmitri appears!

It's like a puzzle or a funhouse mirror...

The two avatars just fit together.
That would have gotten old quick though. Still cool, just old. That's why I left my avatar unchanged. Because originality is just as important as wit.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:28 PM
That would have gotten old quick though. Still cool, just old. That's why I left my avatar unchanged. Because originality is just as important as wit.


...which is why I have my Tom avatar on. I just love him so much, you know?

Smon
10-22-2005, 07:29 PM
And Menttok I was gon' to but I would be making everyone else mad but I'ma change it see how it looks when I've posted after Purple and then change it back to mine.
...Mentok.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:31 PM
And Menttok I was gon' to but I would be making everyone else mad but I'ma change it see how it looks when I've posted after Purple and then change it back to mine.

I SPITE YOU! Now we shall never see how it looks!

Bwahahaha!

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:31 PM
I'll try to be less annoying. I know how much days like that suck.
We just moved into our brand new store at work and had the big 'Grand Opening' thing. Words to describe my day:

busy
long
stinky
stuffy
loud
forced-politeness
hectic
shirt-and-tie
corporate boss buttholes

...and lets not forget
ANNOYING

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:32 PM
You work at a Goodwill, correct? Goodwill is the most amusing store. Ever.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:34 PM
Squid who's in yo avy?

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:35 PM
You work at a Goodwill, correct? Goodwill is the most amusing store. Ever.
Yes. I have many horror stories. We actually had someone "Shop 'til you Drop" today. She fainted and we had to call an ambulance.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:35 PM
A squiggly thing I drew a while ago. It's very... squiggly.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:35 PM
Whoa I will stop annoying for you!!!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:36 PM
Yes. I have many horror stories. We actually had someone "Shop 'til you Drop" today. She fainted and we had to call an ambulance.

Are you kidding? Wow. What was wrong with her? Was it the the smell of old clothes and sequins that got her?

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:45 PM
Are you kidding? Wow. What was wrong with her? Was it the the smell of old clothes and sequins that got her?
I dunno. She was fasting or something and she wasn't... exactly thin. Retail. Like I said, horror stories.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:46 PM
I'm sorry.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:46 PM
I dunno. She was fasting or something and she wasn't... exactly thin. Retail. Like I said, horror stories.

I actually went to Goodwill today. The scariest thing I saw was an old lady in tight, red clothes and crazy, high, stringy blond hair. I want some excitement.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 07:47 PM
Whoa again!!

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:52 PM
I actually went to Goodwill today. The scariest thing I saw was an old lady in tight, red clothes and crazy, high, stringy blond hair. I want some excitement.
Ok. Let me set up one:

~Many Moons Ago~
The buzzer thing goes off and I go to take a donation.
I open the door and hear: "I'd like to drop some stuff off, please." in a very deep, gravel-y man voice.
I look up to see a 300-400 pound woman standing there.

I later learned he/she was in the middle of a sex change.
She donated his man clothes which included tighty whities with stains of all colors in very nasty places. They went promptly in the trash.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:55 PM
Ok. Let me set up one:

~Many Moons Ago~
The buzzer thing goes off and I go to take a donation.
I open the door and hear: "I'd like to drop some stuff off, please." in a very deep, gravel-y man voice.
I look up to see a 300-400 pound woman standing there.

I later learned he/she was in the middle of a sex change.
She donated his man clothes which included tighty whities with stains of all colors in very nasty places. They went promptly in the trash.

....

I think I'm crying. No more stories, plz.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 07:57 PM
....

I think I'm crying. No more stories, plz.
Aw... but I have so many that are startlingly similar! My job is very... interesting.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 07:59 PM
Aw... but I have so many that are startlingly similar! My job is very... interesting.

Sokolov. You scar my mind in the best of ways.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:01 PM
Sokolov. You scar my mind in the best of ways.
Must. SIG.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:02 PM
Aww. How sweet. I've been sigged by the best of tormenters.

Really, I love to talk to you. So scary.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:04 PM
Aww. How sweet. I've been sigged by the best of tormentors.

Really, I love to talk to you. So scary.
Look at me as a Jack-in-the-Box that has a big button labled 'random'. Push it and you never know what I will spew forth!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:05 PM
Look at me as a Jack-in-the-Box that has a big button labled 'random'. Push it and you never know what I will spew forth!

But hopefully what spews forth isn't about innuendos or making fun of me. Because that would suck.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:08 PM
But hopefully what spews forth isn't about innuendos or making fun of me. Because that would suck.
I'm not to big at making fun of people; don't worry. Esp. if there's not much to make fun of.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:09 PM
I'm not to big at making fun of people; don't worry. Esp. if there's not much to make fun of.

Perhaps. But I am innuendo'd quite often.

Not that I mind. I do it all the time.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:11 PM
Perhaps. But I am innuendo'd quite often.

Not that I mind. I do it all the time.
And remember kids, James Bond sez: "Anything can be penetrated with the right tool."

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:16 PM
And remember kids, James Bond sez: "Anything can be penetrated with the right tool."

...

You're killing me, man. Killing me.

Of course, I didn't help much with 'everyone wants a piece of this man's crotch!'

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:18 PM
...

You're killing me, man. Killing me.

Of course, I didn't help much with 'everyone wants a piece of this man's crotch!'
Must be made of diamonds and gold dust, it duz!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:19 PM
Must be made of diamonds and gold dust, it duz!

All of this crotch talk just makes me want a reply sooner. Do you think they've read it yet?

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:25 PM
All of this crotch talk just makes me want a reply sooner. Do you think they've read it yet?
I wish I knew. Come on, DoubleFine! We need closure! Crotch closure!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:27 PM
I wish I knew. Come on, DoubleFine! We need closure! Crotch closure!

Hmm. What will we do when/if they reply? Have a party? A Crotch Closure party?

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:30 PM
Hmm. What will we do when/if they reply? Have a party? A Crotch Closure party?
If/when, look for a thread entitled "Crotch Closure!". The fanbase deserves an explaination about this poor man's crotch.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:31 PM
If/when, look for a thread entitled "Crotch Closure!". The fanbase deserves an explaination about this poor man's crotch.

I was even thinking about a new thread called 'The Patch Countdown'. Where we talk about Tom's crotch until we get a reply.

Of course, the mod might not be thrilled.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:32 PM
I was even thinking about a new thread called 'The Patch Countdown'. Where we talk about Tom's crotch until we get a reply.

Of course, the mod might not be thrilled.
What mod?? (winkwink) It is sorta on topic. It IS in the game and IS such a major part of it, after all.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:33 PM
What mod?? (winkwink) It is sorta on topic. It IS in the game and IS such a major part of it, after all.

I think I'd enjoy a level based on Tom's crotch. Hours of entertainment~! Think of the awesome.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:36 PM
I think I'd enjoy a level based on Tom's crotch. Hours of entertainment~! Think of the awesome.
That is the best thing I have heard all day. No kidding. We would call it:

"Where Babies Come From".

Or not. Ideas?

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:39 PM
That is the best thing I have heard all day. No kidding. We would call it:

"Where Babies Come From".

Or not. Ideas?

"Too Close to Dad".

=D

"The Birds and the Bees."

I am having so much fun right now.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:42 PM
"Razputin: Ten Years Ago."

Eww.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:44 PM
"Razputin: Ten Years Ago."

Eww.

...Eww.

Of course we could always base the level less on his crotch and more on his love-life.

Raz must have a very strange mother, because not many girls go for the Rainbow Hobo look.



She probably thinks the patch is hawt.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:47 PM
I LOVE the Rainbow/Hobo look. So indescribibly sexy.

On that note, I wonder how big the Aquato family is. Based on Memory Vaults or otherwise... busy man.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 08:51 PM
I LOVE the Rainbow/Hobo look. So indescribibly sexy.

On that note, I wonder how big the Aquato family is. Based on Memory Vaults or otherwise... busy man.

Busy man? No.

Busy woman. How does Raz's mom feel about giving birth every... well, a lot.

But I suppose she doesn't mind. Her husband has such a cool taste in fashion, and that must be why she's so willing.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 08:58 PM
Busy man? No.

Busy woman. How does Raz's mom feel about giving birth every... well, a lot.

But I suppose she doesn't mind. Her husband has such a cool taste in fashion, and that must be why she's so willing.
If that is Razputin's mother in the M.V.s, she maintains her figure very well. She's like an Amish woman after marriage. Looks like she stopped at five, though.


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/vault1_01.jpg

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:00 PM
Tom might be looking up in the wrong direction though.

Couldn't help myself.

Raz is such a cruel little boy. He always was the slow one.

EDIT: WTF is he doing, TKing his own sibling like that?

Smon
10-22-2005, 09:03 PM
Tom might be looking up in the wrong direction though.

Couldn't help myself.

Raz is such a cruel little boy. He always was the slow one.

EDIT: WTF is he doing, TKing his own sibling like that?
Sibling rivalry.

I know if I was on top of a human pyramid I'd use powers to mess with my lil bro.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:04 PM
Especially since she looks like a little snot.

Tom must work out a lot, like, out the wazoo. That's a crazy amount of people he's holding.

TyraaRane
10-22-2005, 09:09 PM
EDIT: WTF is he doing, TKing his own sibling like that?

Probably pulling her hair. Kids will be annoying little snits like that, y'know.

And you know, I've always wondered why they had that many kids when, you know, horrible gypsy curse, they're all going to end up dying horrible, drowny deaths and all. The power of the hypnocrotch must...oh god, I'm not going there. So not going there!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:11 PM
Probably pulling her hair. Kids will be annoying little snits like that, y'know.

And you know, I've always wondered why they had that many kids when, you know, horrible gypsy curse, they're all going to end up dying horrible, drowny deaths and all. The power of the hypnocrotch must...oh god, I'm not going there. So not going there!

The HypnoCrotch is a very powerful thing indeed. Why would it not be sexy? That's the only explanation as to why a woman would have so many children.

EDIT: Of course, I could hurt everyone and say 'they were making the most out marriage'.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:12 PM
No kidding right now I really am hawt I just sat and was a pyro around a very large BONFIRE. I'm burning up. But we could call the level... "The crotch of a BUSY man"

TyraaRane
10-22-2005, 09:14 PM
...This thread is making me feel dirty. I think I need to go take a long, long shower. In bleach.

My poor brain.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:15 PM
Hey, the board is only like this at night.

When Sokolov joins in. :0

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:16 PM
Hey I'm posting more than you here I'm the one who should be mentally disturbed.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:17 PM
Hey I'm posting more than you here I'm the one who should be mentally disturbed.

Why would you be any more freaked out because of the number of posts in here?

90SK
10-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Hey I'm posting more than you here I'm the one who should be mentally disturbed.

The only way to be sure is by doing one of those crazy "living-autopsies" like they did on "House, m.d.". Because it would look cool on the board announcements.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:23 PM
No I mean I've seen and talked about it more than her. And I think I'm gonna take this seriously and make a Tom's Crotch thread again that's a maybe this time.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:24 PM
...that would look cool. Why don't we have one of those yet?

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:24 PM
Fine I'll make one.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:25 PM
No I mean I've seen and talked about it more than her. And I think I'm gonna take this seriously and make a Tom's Crotch thread again that's a maybe this time.

NO. If anyone is going to make a Crotch thread, it'd be someone who was there when it happened. Tradition, you know. Can't just have random threads running around.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:25 PM
Fine I'll make one.

NONONONNO! I was talking to Captain!!!

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:26 PM
I'll do it if I feel.

90SK
10-22-2005, 09:27 PM
...that would look cool. Why don't we have one of those yet?

We actually considered giving Dr.House an offer, but FOX beat us to it.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:27 PM
But since I respect you I won't.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 09:28 PM
This thread made me laugh so much as i scrolled down the page.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:29 PM
And since Sokolov would tear your eyes out if you made a thread for something you had nothing to do with. Possibly.


We actually considered giving Dr.House an offer, but FOX beat us to it.

Fox gets everything cool. They should stop hogging the good stuff.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:29 PM
That does look funny doesn't it?!

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 09:32 PM
Thread = made.

90SK
10-22-2005, 09:39 PM
You did good.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 09:43 PM
*bows* (to the crotch patch, of course)

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:54 PM
I will bow 4ever!

dart_psychic
10-23-2005, 01:03 PM
Does any body think that Ray's psychonaut sig is weird?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:04 PM
Um. No?

dart_psychic
10-23-2005, 01:13 PM
I think he's just trying to show off

cara
10-23-2005, 01:27 PM
More crotchiness going down! Crotch + wife = Raz & company.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:28 PM
More crotchiness going down! Crotch + wife = Raz & company.

That horrifies me to no end!

But I'll bet it was romantic.

cara
10-23-2005, 01:30 PM
I'll wager the same. Of course, I bet Raz's mom talked to it and gave it pet names. I would. Like "Hunk O' Love" and "Shiver My Timbers, Baby".

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:31 PM
I'll wager the same. Of course, I bet Raz's mom talked to it and gave it pet names. I would. Like "Hunk O' Love" and "Shiver My Timbers, Baby".

D:

cara
10-23-2005, 01:32 PM
Bwahahahahaha. My mind is sickest when it's just woken up and hasn't had a chance to align itself with reality.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:34 PM
Bwahahahahaha. My mind is sickest when it's just woken up and hasn't had a chance to align itself with reality.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS?!

Something Sokolov would say. I am ashamed!

cara
10-23-2005, 01:52 PM
Maybe Sokolov has taken over my mind?

Please don't be ashamed. I don't know if I could take that.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 01:57 PM
Maybe Sokolv has take over all of our minds to a degree.

MAYBE DUCKS LIVE ON THE- oh god it's starting again.

TyraaRane
10-23-2005, 01:57 PM
This thread is officially disturbing me on about eight different levels.

...The last few posts especially. *whine*

cara
10-23-2005, 01:59 PM
Sorry, Miss TyraaRane. I didn't mean to disturb you. Close your eyes, madam!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:59 PM
This thread is officially disturbing me on about eight different levels.

...The last few posts especially. *whine*

We make up for it by talking about G-Man peeps on the other thread, though.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 02:01 PM
Although not so much when we talk about eating them.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:02 PM
Although not so much when we talk about eating them.

...That line was cute, shup.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 02:07 PM
Ive just been shup'd!

Ow! My kidney!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:08 PM
Ive just been shup'd!

Ow! My kidney!

Strange... it normally burns.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 02:11 PM
No, it normally burns, ever scinse I started coming here. Odd coincedence.

Sokolov
10-23-2005, 06:29 PM
SHIVER ME TIMBERS?!

Something Sokolov would say. I am ashamed!
Yarg, me hardies. There. Better?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 07:33 PM
Yarg, me hardies. There. Better?

Woah. I'm so traumatized, I'm incapable of a clever rebuttle.

Klia
10-23-2005, 07:37 PM
Aw... but I have so many that are startlingly similar! My job is very... interesting.

I have sex change stories of my own. Not me

Because I know that you all were thinking about it.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 07:39 PM
I have sex change stories of my own. Not me

Because I know that you all were thinking about it.

Oh, I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it.

So, can we hear a tale?

Klia
10-23-2005, 07:44 PM
Oh, I was thinking about it. I was thinking about it.

So, can we hear a tale?

Once upon a time I was in a Starbucks waiting for my friends to finish up and get their coffee. I was just relaxing and getting agitated at seeing them being able to drink coffee and it being to late for me to drink caffeine. (I have learned the troubles of having caffiene after 8.)

In walks in two large dark skinned men. Both wearing make-up and lipstick, their hair all up and these are very well built men.

It being the Hallow's Eve we all thought it was a big joke. The cashier laughed and thought she was playing along with the joke. Up until the point where one of the "men" pulled out a bra and it was clearly visible that he was in fact a she.

The End.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 07:50 PM
Once upon a time I was in a Starbucks waiting for my friends to finish up and get their coffee. I was just relaxing and getting agitated at seeing them being able to drink coffee and it being to late for me to drink caffeine. (I have learned the troubles of having caffiene after 8.)

In walks in two large dark skinned men. Both wearing make-up and lipstick, their hair all up and these are very well built men.

It being the Hallow's Eve we all thought it was a big joke. The cashier laughed and thought she was playing along with the joke. Up until the point where one of the "men" pulled out a bra and it was clearly visible that he was in fact a she.

The End.

That is--well. Woah. Hmm. I'm not sure what to say about that... I hope everyone had a happy Halloween? Er... Wow. I'll bet that was awkward.

Klia
10-23-2005, 08:31 PM
That is--well. Woah. Hmm. I'm not sure what to say about that... I hope everyone had a happy Halloween? Er... Wow. I'll bet that was awkward.

Wow. I have been watching t.v. for a long time.

We all had a happy Halloween. Thanks!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 08:40 PM
Wow. I have been watching t.v. for a long time.

We all had a happy Halloween. Thanks!

I have been doing dishes. Wanna trade?

Well, I think I want a happy Halloween. I'm so thankful Ireland gave it to us.

Klia
10-23-2005, 08:41 PM
I have been doing dishes. Wanna trade?

Well, I think I want a happy Halloween. I'm so thankful Ireland gave it to us.

Some Spanish tradition as well..Day of the Dead? I think that got mixed in there as well.

Hey I've been playing video games all day. Is that not stressfull?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 08:44 PM
Some Spanish tradition as well..Day of the Dead? I think that got mixed in there as well.

Hey I've been playing video games all day. Is that not stressfull?

Rawr, I'm jealous. And I think my mom is tired of looking at my broken tooth, so she makes me clean the frisge and stuff. Oh well. I missed Psychonauts.

Halloween was far less enjoyable in Ireland. Bunch of hobos.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 09:38 PM
Halloween is my birthday! Whoo!


Ireland! Whoo!

Transgenders! Whoo!

Cafeene! Whoo!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 09:42 PM
Halloween is my birthday! Whoo!


Ireland! Whoo!

Transgenders! Whoo!

Cafeene! Whoo!

Halloween wasn't about candy in Ireland. It was about throwing food to hobos to keep them away from their homes. Stinky hobos. Halloween wasn't happy, nor did it smell too flowery.

But happy early birthday.

Gruducuuz
10-23-2005, 09:52 PM
Early birthday celebration! Whoo!

90SK
10-23-2005, 10:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/happy_birthday.jpg

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:02 PM
Reh, WHY YOU KEEP POSTING THAT PICTURE?!

Is it tradition for you to scare the crap out of me?

90SK
10-23-2005, 10:14 PM
Because the Joker is always watching. Always.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/EYE_of_the_JOKER.gif

SandyPhanta
10-23-2005, 10:21 PM
Halloween is my birthday! Whoo!


Ireland! Whoo!

Transgenders! Whoo!

Cafeene! Whoo!

happy early birthday!

(gotta do it now, before i forget D: )

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 10:27 PM
Dude, that joker thing is creepy. I just got back from six flags!!!! and now, I've got a headache, and a story of my cart on a rollar coaster derailing.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:30 PM
Because the Joker is always watching. Always.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/EYE_of_the_JOKER.gif

OMG.

I'm crying, I'm crying...

90SK
10-23-2005, 10:31 PM
He's still watching you. Probably from the fridge.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:33 PM
He's still watching you. Probably from the fridge.

Neee. Not funny.

Hang on...

...does he happen to be in the form of hashbrowns? Or perhaps milk?

If so, I have a problem.

cara
10-23-2005, 10:38 PM
I go away to do homework and, let me tell you, the quadratic formula has been permanently wiped from my brain after reading Klia's story and see that Joker face thang. Speaking of which, the first one surprised me--the animated one made me jump and smack my hand on my desk. Grrr.

I need a costume for Halloween. Any ideas?

90SK
10-23-2005, 10:38 PM
Nah, he'd probably be a bean loaf. So I guess you're in the clear.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:47 PM
Nah, he'd probably be a bean loaf. So I guess you're in the clear.

Phew. Thank God my family hates bean loaf.

But my dad loves beans. He's also a nerd. Which is why he says he's an air-bender.

Cara, why don't you be a FIGMENT? From the lack of time, all you'd need to do was get a t-shirt and draw a scary monster on it. A piece of tape labeled 'FIGMENT' wouldn't hurt, either.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 10:50 PM
I go away to do homework and, let me tell you, the quadratic formula has been permanently wiped from my brain after reading Klia's story and see that Joker face thang. Speaking of which, the first one surprised me--the animated one made me jump and smack my hand on my desk. Grrr.

I need a costume for Halloween. Any ideas?

Ummmm, u can't be Fred(Smon) or Milla or Sasha(both me) Hmmm, what about Oleander or Little Oly?

cara
10-23-2005, 10:50 PM
Does your daddy watch Avatar? I love that show!

How cool would it be to be a figment? I think it would be uber-cool.

I am G-Men's figment of lurve.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 10:52 PM
figment!!! THAT'S FREAKIN AWESOMER THAN BEING A SKANKY RAINPOW SQUITE WITH YOUR FRAT BOY G-MAN BOYFRIEND!!!!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:53 PM
Does your daddy watch Avatar? I love that show!

How cool would it be to be a figment? I think it would be uber-cool.

I am G-Men's figment of lurve.

Yeah, my dad watched it this morning. He thought it was awesome. :0 He likes Air-benders, but mocks the poor Earth-benders too freely. I like them.

So get a shirt that says 'G-Men get free candy!' Because the other children pay.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 10:55 PM
I've seen Avatar. It's ok, but I'd probably not watch the whole season.

cara
10-23-2005, 10:55 PM
I don't... like other children on Halloween. They take too much candy.

I wouldn't mock Earth-benders. They can tooeasily stuff dirt down your throat. I like fire-benders.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 10:57 PM
Now back to the order of things, snoopy likes halloween. and witches with acne like to eat ben and jerry's ice cream.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 10:57 PM
I don't... like other children on Halloween. They take too much candy.

I wouldn't mock Earth-benders. They can tooeasily stuff dirt down your throat. I like fire-benders.

But I'm going as a G-Man, so I get candy. Right?

I want to be an Earth-Bender. They were kickass in that one episode.

cara
10-23-2005, 11:00 PM
Yep, you would get candy. G-Peeps!

Hey, is anyone Lili? I could pull off her look quite easily.

That one Earth-bender was cute in an earthy way... but I like Prince... um, Zuko? He's hot. And troubled. And plain RUDE. We'd compliment each other quite nicely.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 11:00 PM
No!!! Because G-men work for the government, they get medals not candy!!!! I can imagine some Milkman level G-Men getting purple hearts.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:04 PM
No!!! Because G-men work for the government, they get medals not candy!!!! I can imagine some Milkman level G-Men getting purple hearts.

But... Purple Squid doesn't want a purple heart. SHE WANTS CANDY. >:[

The earth-benders were kickass in the one where they were all on the ship and the firebenders were all 'We're dumb, so we put coal on a ship full of people who can turn coal into projectiles with a flick of the wrist! Lol!' and then it was cool.

Fire-benders are awesome, and you said Zuko was hot. <--Pun! I like his uncle.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:05 PM
Yep, you would get candy. G-Peeps!

Hey, is anyone Lili? I could pull off her look quite easily.

That one Earth-bender was cute in an earthy way... but I like Prince... um, Zuko? He's hot. And troubled. And plain RUDE. We'd compliment each other quite nicely.

No one's Lili, I think.

cara
10-23-2005, 11:05 PM
You caught my unintentionally-pun-I-noticed-afterward.

I do like his uncle. I want to bounce on his tummy.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:08 PM
You caught my unintentionally-pun-I-noticed-afterward.

I do like his uncle. I want to bounce on his tummy.

He's adorable like Oleander. Especially with that one girl. The angry one with the big poisonous anteater.

cara
10-23-2005, 11:15 PM
That was a very enjoyable episode.

It'd be fun to dress up as that lady for Halloween. Sexay!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:17 PM
That was a very enjoyable episode.

It'd be fun to dress up as that lady for Halloween. Sexay!

Oh, if only we knew her name. Sadness.

cara
10-23-2005, 11:31 PM
Oh, if only we knew her name. Sadness.

I think it might have been "Jun". But I could be wrong and confused.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:33 PM
I think it might have been "Jun". But I could be wrong and confused.

I came in at the end of the episode. She looked so cool, too.

cara
10-23-2005, 11:37 PM
She also had a whip. Alpha-female, right there!

Aang is so cute, too. The cutest monk I'VE ever seen.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:40 PM
She also had a whip. Alpha-female, right there!

Aang is so cute, too. The cutest monk I'VE ever seen.

Agreed.

I'm going to call her Jun, simply because I vaguely remember hearing it somewhere. Perhaps I was watching Digimon.

Narg. I can't spell Saka's name. Sakka. Saka. sAkKkAA. Sakaa. Geez.

cara
10-23-2005, 11:52 PM
Before I go..it's Sokka. I had to look it up. :P

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 11:53 PM
Before I go..it's Sokka. I had to look it up. :P

Oh, the 'O'. Didn't think of that. Thanks, now I know how to spell another awesome character's name.

Mwah, G'nights to you!

Gruducuuz
10-24-2005, 06:55 AM
Aang is so cute, too. The cutest monk I'VE ever seen.


How many wind-bending monks HAVE you seen?

Purple Squid
10-24-2005, 11:56 AM
How many wind-bending monks HAVE you seen?

...my dad is bald and bends wind all the time. But he's not as cute as Aang.

Gruducuuz
10-24-2005, 03:56 PM
Depending on how you think of it, were all alway bending wind, either by breathing, talking, coughing, sneezing, burping, farting and singing.

I have too much free time on my hands.

Purple Squid
10-24-2005, 04:12 PM
Depending on how you think of it, were all alway bending wind, either by breathing, talking, coughing, sneezing, burping, farting and singing.

I have too much free time on my hands.

I bend EARTH. Because Earth Benders ROCK. :B

cara
10-24-2005, 04:15 PM
I'm a such a FIREBENDER. Burn, burn, burn!

Gruducuuz
10-24-2005, 04:17 PM
Haha. Funny pun.

Well I bend WATER, because 70% of EARTH is WATER. I am a NERD!

Purple Squid
10-24-2005, 04:48 PM
Haha. Funny pun.

Well I bend WATER, because 70% of EARTH is WATER. I am a NERD!

Well, the whole Earth is made of Earth, so I win. NYEHNYEH.

dart_psychic
10-26-2005, 09:43 PM
Hey I'm back were moveing weve ben buisy will still be able to post to you guys I'm glad to see you again buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I'm going to psi blast you and fri your cp if youv'e ben spamming

90SK
10-26-2005, 09:55 PM
Dart, babe, listen:

You are, technically, spamming, with that. I know: it doesn't look it. But it is, sadly, within the boundaries. You need to calm it down. Take things real slow. Start acting adult; this is a worldwide forum community, not some schoolyard shouting match. No "multiple letters", no lame spam accusations, and try to use punctuation so we can understand what you're trying to get across.

Okay? It's for your own good.

Purple Squid
10-26-2005, 09:59 PM
As you can see, I didn't do... what I said I'd do. Er, because I'm... nice. And a sissy.

DarthAve
10-26-2005, 10:07 PM
so, when do I start the burning of the stake for Dart? Oh shoot, that was supposed to be a secret.....ATTACK!!

90SK
10-26-2005, 10:54 PM
x_x'

cara
10-27-2005, 09:21 AM
CaptainSkye, I like how your sig is pointing a gun at me. In a decidedly gleeful manner.

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 03:32 PM
Yeah, does the man in your sig want to kill me?

90SK
10-27-2005, 04:53 PM
He's all the moral support I have left. >_>

I could always replace the gun with a duck, if it bothers you.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 04:54 PM
He's all the moral support I have left. >_>

I could always replace the gun with a duck, if it bothers you.


Or Joker.

cara
10-27-2005, 05:05 PM
He doesn't bother me. I've never been attacked with a gun, but I have been bitten by a duck. I prefer guns.

90SK
10-27-2005, 05:17 PM
Ouch, that's brutal. Ducks can be nasty. So can geese, though I think they're even worse.

You know what to do if a goose attacks you? Lower your head and slowly flap your arms (just like a goose), while saying in a menacing voice "I'm a bigger goose than you!" According to my friend, it works.

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 05:19 PM
which friend did you get that advice from?

90SK
10-27-2005, 05:22 PM
My friend _______, who used to own a goose.

Why do you want to know?

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 05:24 PM
just wanted to know. i got the same advice from my older brother.

Purple Squid
10-27-2005, 05:25 PM
My friend _______, who used to own a goose.

Why do you want to know?

Wow, that kid must have mean parents.

ZING!

Yeah. *slink*

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 05:28 PM
my bro gave the same advice and the goose just kept on bitting. {my bro is dr. loboto evil.}

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 05:29 PM
have you guys ever eaten goose?

cara
10-27-2005, 06:12 PM
Ouch, that's brutal. Ducks can be nasty. So can geese, though I think they're even worse.

You know what to do if a goose attacks you? Lower your head and slowly flap your arms (just like a goose), while saying in a menacing voice "I'm a bigger goose than you!" According to my friend, it works.

Wow.

Thank you so much. I'm now more protected than I was before!

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 06:14 PM
maybe the goose kept on biting me because i had bread... maybe.

90SK
10-27-2005, 06:15 PM
If all else fails, just start biting back. Get's em every time.

DarthAve
10-27-2005, 06:18 PM
you bet, or else PULL OUT YOUR BREAD AND YELL "EAT BAG SUCKA"

alliespixie
10-27-2005, 06:19 PM
i should have fed the goose a soda so i could see him explode.

cara
10-27-2005, 06:26 PM
If all else fails, just start biting back. Get's em every time.

You sound very experienced in these matters of duck attacks.

90SK
10-27-2005, 07:00 PM
You always have to be prepared; they strike at random.