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Sokolov
10-22-2005, 09:31 PM
Say it with me: WTF??? Yes. It had to be done. Move all Raz's dad's crotch conversations here.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:32 PM
...Now that there's a thread for it...

I love it ten times as much.

POWER TO THE PATCH.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 09:36 PM
Patch power! PATCH POWER!!!

Durnit.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 09:36 PM
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?

90SK
10-22-2005, 09:37 PM
Yes, I did. >.>

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:38 PM
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?

Sadly, yes. Even evil dad has the patch. But he's so proud--

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/razzydad.jpg

THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOMENESS.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 09:40 PM
THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOMENESS.

HOW CAN THEY NOT BE.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 09:40 PM
Look at their eyes. Trace the lines. They ARE looking at the patch.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:41 PM
HOW CAN THEY NOT BE.

The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool:

1. They're on drugs.
2. The children don't really exist.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 09:43 PM
The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool:

1. They're on drugs.
2. The children don't really exist.

Blasphemy squid...BLASPHEMY

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:44 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/nrt_patch_lrg.jpg


This lady supports the patch!

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:46 PM
I can't beleive it was actually made! Well now that I am here POWER TO THE CROTCH PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! And how could anyone dislike the patch???!!!

TyraaRane
10-22-2005, 09:47 PM
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?

Yep. It was like, "Raz's Dad! I heart you, Raz's Dad--...why do you have a patch on your crotch? ...Oh God. *headdesk*"

Of course, I managed to block it out of my mind. Until now.

I can see that this is not going to make writing my Raz's Dad fic any easier. Although I can just imagine the look on my friend's face when I explain to him why it's so hard to write... "Well, it all started with the HypnoCrotch and...hey, don't run away! Why are you running away?"

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:48 PM
...the HypnoCrotch is slowly becoming a religion.

The Official Church of Purple Squid needs to move over.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:49 PM
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:50 PM
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out.

I only put that pic up there because I don't have any other shots of the patch. Unless someone else...

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 09:53 PM
I'll sew a patch into the crotch of my pants and take a picture and HypnoCrotch rocks sox!!!!! And I'm sewing as we speak. (I sew fast)

Gruducuuz
10-22-2005, 09:58 PM
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 09:59 PM
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla.

Hmm. That gives me an idea...

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 10:01 PM
I'm making the Official HypnoCrotch GIF. Oh, yeah.

Tarkya
10-22-2005, 10:02 PM
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 10:03 PM
why did Raz not inherit the patch?

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:05 PM
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness.

Sure, it's not suggestive. BUT IT'S HAWT.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/millapatch.jpg

=D

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:08 PM
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!

Now Milla's a bigger pimp than before!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:14 PM
why did Raz not inherit the patch?

Perhaps he did, and he's hiding it under those fancy pants of his.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 10:16 PM
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!

Now Milla's a bigger pimp than before!

she was before?

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:16 PM
she was before?

No. But I'm sure she is now.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:18 PM
Of Course she is. Any character from The Excellent Surgery Psychonaut *E.S.P* is or must be a true pimp!

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:24 PM
We are the best thread ever!
Now and forever!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooo Crotch Thread!!!
Whooooooooo!!!

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 10:30 PM
No. But I'm sure she is now.

with the patch, ANYBODY can!

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 10:32 PM
Oh, yeah. Stare into it!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:32 PM
with the patch, ANYBODY can!

Take me, for instance.

Boo. I have no friends.

But with the patch...

Wow! Suddenly my life has turned around, and there is no such thing as sadness. I think I cured cancer!

It changed my life, did it change yours?

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:33 PM
Oh, yeah. Stare into it!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif


...Woah. It's about 11 times as suggestive as before. This is... the greatest thread ever.

Spin! I'm stealing one.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:34 PM
We are now pimps of the patch!
Oh and check out Sokolov's sig. Now it has the HypnoCrotchBeam!

Yay Crotch Patch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:36 PM
Oh and The HypnoCrotch is ridin' spinnas now.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:36 PM
I'm stealin' one now.

Klia
10-22-2005, 10:43 PM
Wow. How do you explain this.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:45 PM
Wow. How do you explain this.

This isn't what it looks like.

90SK
10-22-2005, 10:45 PM
Indomitable?

Either that, or "orgasmic". Whatever sews youre crotch patch.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:46 PM
I'll try to later.

Klia
10-22-2005, 10:50 PM
Indomitable?

Either that, or "orgasmic". Whatever sews youre crotch patch.

I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.

I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.

This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.

Smon
10-22-2005, 10:52 PM
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.

I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.

This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.
Indomitable:Undefeatable.

VOCABULOR AWAY!

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:53 PM
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.

I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.

This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.

None of us have patches, so... as long as your sense of humor is... 'open minded'...

We were studying, and then Sokolov mentioned the patch. Not my fault.

...and you should know I didn't inhale.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:54 PM
I barely ever see him. Oh have you noticed that Smon, Vocabulor, and Menttok all look the same?

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:55 PM
Oh and now I have a patch too! Because I sewed one into all of my pants. Well at least a few.

Klia
10-22-2005, 10:56 PM
Indomitable:Undefeatable.

VOCABULOR AWAY!

Thank you Vocabulor!

Inhale what?

Smon
10-22-2005, 10:58 PM
I barely ever see him. Oh have you noticed that Smon, Vocabulor, and Menttok all look the same?
Ray, its MENTOK. One of each letter. And anyway I don't think it even possible that mild mannered Smon Mentokulor could be any of those people. And the fact that none of us are ever around at the same time is pure coincidince.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:58 PM
Thank you Vocabulor!

Inhale what?

...Drug joke.

Klia
10-22-2005, 11:00 PM
...Drug joke.

Of course. But my eyes are bleeding right now and I'm so tired I can barely see.

It's a vicious thing to do to myself. But isn't Halloween vicious? And it's nearing Halloween. So close now...so close.

SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 11:00 PM
I just told my sister about the mighty patch!

she was very...confused.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:01 PM
Of course. But my eyes are bleeding right now and I'm so tired I can barely see.

It's a vicious thing to do to myself. But isn't Halloween vicious? And it's nearing Halloween. So close now...so close.

Speaking of Halloween, my trenchcoat is very comfortable.

About the patch... it doesn't seem as easy to joke about now that it has its own thread. Hmm.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:02 PM
I think she's talking about a Boyd quote 'cause he says that.

Klia
10-22-2005, 11:04 PM
I just told my sister about the mighty patch!

she was very...confused.

As I was when I opened this thread.


It is always harder to joke about something when it is set in stone.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:05 PM
As I was when I opened this thread.


It is always harder to joke about something when it is set in stone.

It was so much better in the psychics thread. But now everybody's all... wack.

Perhaps I will rebel. Rage against the machine.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:05 PM
The "Don't worry I didn't inhale thing" And This thread will go down in history I'ma go to E-Bay to see about any other Psychonauts costumes.

Klia
10-22-2005, 11:07 PM
the Fun sig! WOOT! My favorite as of yet.

And now I am free to have Boyd.

E-bay doesn't have Psychonauts costumes. I do have a list of items that could be used for Psychonaut costumes however.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:07 PM
It was so much better in the psychics thread. But now everybody's all... wack.

Perhaps I will rebel. Rage against the machine.

Don't rage against Jack's crotch's thread.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:08 PM
the Fun sig! WOOT! My favorite as of yet.

And now I am free to have Boyd.

E-bay doesn't have Psychonauts costumes. I do have a list of items that could be used for Psychonaut costumes however.

Please show me your list?

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:09 PM
the Fun sig! WOOT! My favorite as of yet.

And now I am free to have Boyd.

E-bay doesn't have Psychonauts costumes. I do have a list of items that could be used for Psychonaut costumes however.

Oho, you noticed. I rather like this one as well.

And I checked GoodWill for some stuff. But, er... there were lots of patches, but too many sequins.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:14 PM
It rocks sox!!!

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 11:16 PM
Oho, you noticed. I rather like this one as well.

And I checked GoodWill for some stuff. But, er... there were lots of patches, but too many sequins.
I got my corduroys and jacket there. I got my pack there, too a while ago, so I guess it counts. Boy scout packs are so awesome.

And yes, sequins a-plenty.

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:35 PM
Hmm I'll go and ask for some stuff. Maybe I'll find a blazer?

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 11:39 PM
This board makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm sure the mods are having a frenzy over this recent uncomfortable fad.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 11:42 PM
This board makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm sure the mods are having a frenzy over this recent uncomfortable fad.
I don't think I've seen the mods caring that much about our niche board. This thread isn't dirty or obscene after all, unless you make it that way. 'Crotch' isn't dirty unless it becomes 'penis'. Stick with 'crotch' and leave the beauty to the eye of the beholder.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:43 PM
This board makes me feel uncomfortable. I'm sure the mods are having a frenzy over this recent uncomfortable fad.

Mods don't frenzy. They calmly chortle over our silly mortal antics.

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 11:45 PM
but still....uncomfortable feeling talking about a animated guys "area" (I'm too polite to use the other word) I mean, I'm just crazy to talk about being in luv with an animated character, but this is BURNED in your head.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:46 PM
but still....uncomfortable feeling talking about a animated guys "area" (I'm too polite to use the other word) I mean, I'm just crazy to talk about being in luv with an animated character, but this is BURNED in your head.

Teehee. We're only talking about his clothes.

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 11:48 PM
but still, ughhhhh, naughtyness.

cara
10-22-2005, 11:48 PM
See, a person goes out for a few hours and comes back to find a thread dedicated to CROTCH. I have never seen the word used so many times but perhaps I'm just a poor, sheltered sheep girl.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 11:49 PM
This is such a great and open-minded group of people here. We can talk about things that we want, and not if we don't and not hate you for not. <---Make sense?

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:49 PM
Yeah plus the crotch patch is da cool thing now. Like smokin'. Everyone's doin' it. (The crotch patch they are all wearing it).

Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 11:50 PM
Oh and Cara you will come here to this alot.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:51 PM
Hmm. That makes me think of something other than crotches. If you've played Psychonauts and like it, does that mean your mind might be a bit more imaginative/creative? I noticed that there are some strange people here, and none of us really care about social status.

Left side thinkers?

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 11:51 PM
See, a person goes out for a few hours and comes back to find a thread dedicated to CROTCH. I have never seen the word used so many times but perhaps I'm just a poor, sheltered sheep girl.
This actually seems to happen a lot on these boards; it's like returning home never knowing if and where the cat threw up on the nasty browny-orange carpet! (I speak of experience)

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 11:51 PM
I'm with cara, This ain't right.

Sokolov
10-22-2005, 11:54 PM
Hmm. That makes me think of something other than crotches. If you've played Psychonauts and like it, does that mean your mind might be a bit more imaginative/creative? I noticed that there are some strange people here, and none of us really care about social status.

Left side thinkers?
Fan-bases tend to attract similar people. That's why we don't have any "let's go kill some shat and be all testosterone-y durnit!" kind of members you may find on say, a Halo or FPS board. We are creative and open-minded.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:55 PM
Fan-bases tend to attract similar people. That's why we don't have any "let's go kill some shat and be all testosterone-y durnit!" kind of members you may find on say, a Halo or FPS board. We are creative and open-minded.

We could easily be a traveling band of beatniks.

Why are you killing me--MOM? SHOUT! I have--no napkins.

cara
10-22-2005, 11:55 PM
Hey hey hey, I didn't say this wasn't *right*. Well, it's not. But that makes it sound bad, which it isn't. It's left.

Miss Purple Squid, I think you may have some sort of a point. As far as I know (I haven't been here very long), we are a bit on the radical side. RAD.

Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 11:59 PM
Hey hey hey, I didn't say this wasn't *right*. Well, it's not. But that makes it sound bad, which it isn't. It's left.

Miss Purple Squid, I think you may have some sort of a point. As far as I know (I haven't been here very long), we are a bit on the radical side. RAD.

It's just, we don't get angry at anyone for how they act. Most of the time...

And we seem to except more things, and we ask more questions. We don't judge things on how they look, but how they act, what they make us feel. What they make us think. And it kills me to leave this board be submerged into a group of people who've never heard of anything you have. You're watching noir while they watch Napolean Dynamite.

...Hm. This is an odd crotch thread.

DarthAve
10-22-2005, 11:59 PM
This thread is edgy, not rad. We're talking about theing that are discussed in a high school girl's restroom.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 12:01 AM
I've worn a straightjacket before so I think I'm about as insane as they come... But you have to be cool and crazy to be liked here. And no I don't care about my social status. I gotta lover and friends. It works for me. *shrugs*

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:02 AM
This thread is edgy, not rad. We're talking about theing that are discussed in a high school girl's restroom.

No. We're not. Please stop saying this, please?

Sokolov
10-23-2005, 12:02 AM
...Hm. This is an odd crotch thread.
I'm just waiting to see what kind of off-topicness it aquires in its later stages. It always happens.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:04 AM
Who knew that a thread about this particular topic could end up being a philosophical discussion? I think that's testament to our open-mindedness.

I don't have many discussions in the high school bathroom. It does not conducive to conversation of any kind, in my opinion.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:04 AM
Yes, but I don't know why I felt the need to be all... deep. On THIS thread, of all places.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:07 AM
Perhaps you have a keen sense of irony?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:08 AM
Perhaps you have a keen sense of irony?

I better have one. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:09 AM
I've worn a straightjacket before so I think I'm about as insane as they come... But you have to be cool and crazy to be liked here. And no I don't care about my social status. I gotta lover and friends. It works for me. *shrugs*

I never said we were crazy. And if you were as crazy as they come, why aren't you in a soft room, with your arms strapped together, trapped like an animal?

Crazy is sad.

I just said we were a bit different, is all. :3

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 12:11 AM
Oh you do somewhere. And hey high-school for me is just a bore. I gotta sucky teacher.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:18 AM
So, I can tell my mum that Psychonauts made me a more creative and unique person? Thank you Raz!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:20 AM
So, I can tell my mum that Psychonauts made me a more creative and unique person? Thank you Raz!

Yes, yes you can. Or you can tell them it made you more psychic.





And more aware of the crotches areound you.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 12:20 AM
Okay I'm not that bad. But I'm a very different person. Just a bit ODD.

Smon
10-23-2005, 12:21 AM
I never said we were crazy. And if you were as crazy as they come, why aren't you in a soft room, with your arms strapped together, trapped like an animal?

Crazy is sad.

I just said we were a bit different, is all. :3
Yes. And everyone probably has a mental problem.

I am a klepto for instance.

...

I know, I was expecting skitzophrenic too!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:22 AM
Okay I'm not that bad. But I'm a very different person. Just a bit ODD.

I was trying to say we're all a bit odd here. The game drew us together. Kind of. What would we do if we hadn't seen this board?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:23 AM
Yes. And everyone probably has a mental problem.

I am a klepto for instance.

...

I know, I was expecting skitzophrenic too!

As I said before, acute paranoia. VERY acute.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:25 AM
My mom thinks she's pyschic. Maybe she'd challenge me to a psychic duel. Haha. I'd pwn her.

If I hadn't seen this board, I'd be doing my pre-calc homework. And I'd feel like I was missing out on something big. Something purple. Something squid. :)

I'm really happy I found this forum. I'm trying to remember what clued me into Psychonauts.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:27 AM
My mom thinks she's pyschic. Maybe she'd challenge me to a psychic duel. Haha. I'd pwn her.

If I hadn't seen this board, I'd be doing my pre-calc homework. And I'd feel like I was missing out on something big. Something purple. Something squid. :)

I'm really happy I found this forum. I'm trying to remember what clued me into Psychonauts.

:] I'm so freaking happy.

The green box clued me in. And the character design on the front.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:29 AM
I think that I saw it on teeeeeeeeeeeee veeeeeeeeeee. Probably G4TV. Yes. I have pinpointed the birth of this obsession, hooray!

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 12:31 AM
I found out about it during a cheat! marathon on G4, I became obsessed with playing it.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 12:31 AM
Something Ray something the psychic...

Smon
10-23-2005, 12:31 AM
:] I'm so freaking happy.

The green box clued me in. And the character design on the front.
The reason I found out was because I opened EGM and a cardboard thing fell out with a buncha doors on it. I looked up more info and before I knew it I bought MI 1,2, 3, DotT, & PsychoNauts.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:33 AM
The reason I found out was because I opened EGM and a cardboard thing fell out with a buncha doors on it. I looked up more info and before I knew it I bought MI 1,2, 3, DotT, & PsychoNauts.

Purple Tentacle says--

Nevermind. I couldn't help it.

I've never played MI. Good?

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 12:33 AM
That's not where I discovered it I was looking up Tim Schaffer and I gotta interview that said about Psychonauts.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:33 AM
I think I bullied my brother, who's eleven, into buying it. And then I stole it.

But I did it nicely.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 12:34 AM
I'm lost without Psychonauts, that's y I've decided to stop posting on these boards. ~picks up luggage, puts on a fancy black hat, and walks out of the open door into the late night fog~

Smon
10-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Purple Tentacle says--

Nevermind. I couldn't help it.

I've never played MI. Good?
If ya liked DotT you'll like the MI series.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:35 AM
If ya liked DotT you'll like the MI series.

Right on. Will look into buying.

Where'd the crotch go? Where'd the deepness go? What's going on?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:38 AM
Woah--oah. I just realised my name bears a striking resemblance to Purple Tentacle. Crazy.

...Hmm.

cara
10-23-2005, 12:39 AM
Right on. Will look into buying.

Where'd the crotch go? Where'd the deepness go? What's going on?

To bed. With me. Where I'm going right now.

Sokolov
10-23-2005, 12:40 AM
Lost. Going to sleep now... Zzz

90SK
10-23-2005, 12:42 AM
I can dig it.

*snore*

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:46 AM
I can't dig it.

Sleep is for losers.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 12:47 AM
Not if you're going to Six Flags!

SandyPhanta
10-23-2005, 12:48 AM
yes, for sleep is the devil.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:49 AM
Sleep is for... politicians.

Oooh! I went there!

Sokolov
10-23-2005, 12:49 AM
Purple, dear, let's just give things a rest for the night, hm? They'll be funnier in the morning.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:50 AM
Purple, dear, let's just give things a rest for the night, hm? They'll be funnier in the morning.

Nyah, they can sleep. I'm busy doing the same thing I do every night. Repairing my mind tissues.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 12:51 AM
but, polititans need their sleep for their wrinkles to look younger, and their snowboarding pains(John Munster Kerry) to ease.

Sokolov
10-23-2005, 12:51 AM
K. cyain the morn.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:52 AM
but, polititans need their sleep for their wrinkles to look younger, and their snowboarding pains(John Munster Kerry) to ease.

Don't diss Kerry. Foo'. I'ma have to get all up in your grill.

G'night.

90SK
10-23-2005, 12:57 AM
I can never sleep at night. I end up finally hauling myself to bed at 3:00 after a restless night of listening to the Seatbelts. Fortunately, the Seatbelts (http://rfblues.aaanime.net/Seatbelts/) are awesome, so it's ok.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 12:58 AM
Oh yeah, bring it. Kerry's the biggest male gold digger ever! He didn't deserve those stupid purple harts he got, and he has botox injections, and his daughter's a skank for wearing a see through dress at a major film festivle.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 12:59 AM
Oh yeah, bring it. Kerry's the biggest male gold digger ever! He didn't deserve those stupid purple harts he got, and he has botox injections, and his daughter's a skank for wearing a see through dress at a major film festivle.

...

Since I'd rather not dig up my witty rebuttles from my history, I have one thing to say:

"I know humans and fish can co-exist peacefully."

90SK
10-23-2005, 12:59 AM
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I knew playing MI1 would come in handy eventually >.>

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:02 AM
BLARGH! Squid, how is it that you manage to slink over all of my posts? I mean, I turn away for one second, and YOINK! You've posted! It's pure madness!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:03 AM
Nyah! I'm sorry. It's okay! I know the cow thing was for Darth!


...right?

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 01:04 AM
wait, purple squid, is your real name Chase?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:05 AM
wait, purple squid, is your real name Chase?

As clever as I am, I'm afraid I do not get the humorous comeback that has been slung.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 01:07 AM
It's not a comeback, I wanna make sure you're not Mr. Cow for he cannot read these boards.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:09 AM
It's not a comeback, I wanna make sure you're not Mr. Cow for he cannot read these boards.

Oooh. Phew. Alright, well.

I'm not a cow.



I'm a giraffe.

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:09 AM
Nyah! I'm sorry. It's okay! I know the cow thing was for Darth!


...right?

Yes. But it's still pure madness. >_>> third eye much?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:11 AM
Yes. But it's still pure madness. >_>> third eye much?

Wowee. I've never met a tri-clops before.

I'll stop... posting so fast? If that would make life easier.

DarthAve
10-23-2005, 01:23 AM
He's not a cow, he's a hot guy who goes to my school. He's a fox!!

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:27 AM
I'll stop... posting so fast? If that would make life easier.

Nah, that's like telling the flash to slow down. ;)

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:29 AM
Nah, that's like telling the flash to slow down. ;)

You are such a kind soul.

By the way, who is that man in your avatar? He's familiar.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 01:35 AM
I agree who is he? I'm slow because I'm typin' slow and quietly so my dad don't wake up.

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:36 AM
I have no idea. He's from the game Killer 7, and I'm very keen on that game even though I've never played it. I guess I'll find out when I play the game (watch it be some horrible rapist psycho, or something. I have terrible luck with that sort of thing).

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:37 AM
I have no idea. He's from the game Killer 7, and I'm very keen on that game even though I've never played it. I guess I'll find out when I play the game (watch it be some horrible rapist psycho, or something. I have terrible luck with that sort of thing).

My favorite characters always die, so I know how you feel.

He's very cool looking any way. I think he reminded me of Big O. :0

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 01:39 AM
Yeahthat's what I kept bringing up. :b

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:48 AM
My favorite characters always die, so I know how you feel.

He's very cool looking any way. I think he reminded me of Big O. :0

I could never decided between Vincent (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/Vincent2lf.png) from Cowboy Bebop, Amarao (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/eyebrows_Amarao_av2.png) from FLCL, that detective (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/detective.png) from the Animatrix, and Dan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/dan_white.gif) Smith from Killer 7. This sorta compromises between all of them.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:50 AM
I could never decided between Vincent (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/Vincent2lf.png) from Cowboy Bebop, Amarao (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/eyebrows_Amarao_av2.png) from FLCL, that detective (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/detective.png) from the Animatrix, and Dan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/dan_white.gif) Smith from Killer 7. This sorta compromises between all of them.

Wow, you like the Detective Guy? He's awesome! And Amaroa=Cool, but I've neer seen Vincent. Sadly. I'll catch it this week, though.

Smon
10-23-2005, 01:53 AM
Vincent is total badass.

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:54 AM
Yeh, Vincent is from the movie. He's pretty...off. But he's quite badass, and he has that mad goatee. And he uses his hand to block bullets (I mean, they go into his hands, but they still get blocked. Sort of like what the guy in my sig is doing, except he's being shot).

So you're watching bebop? What do you think so far?

omg, Smon posted that vincent was badass before I posted that he was badass. I guess that prooves it, then!

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 01:57 AM
Yeh, Vincent is from the movie. He's pretty...off. But he's quite badass, and he has that mad goatee. And he uses his hand to block bullets (I mean, they go into his hands, but they still get blocked. Sort of like what the guy in my sig is doing, except he's being shot).

So you're watching bebop? What do you think so far?

omg, Smon posted that vincent was badass before I posted that he was badass. I guess that prooves it, then!

Hmm. I like it. The music IS fantastic, though some of the episodes are less than interesting. An interesting sense of humor and cool characters.

Jet is freaking great.

I approve of said show.

90SK
10-23-2005, 01:59 AM
Excellent. How far have you gotten in the series?

Oh, and yoink (http://www.animegalleries.net/album/1373/page/1).

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 02:00 AM
Back to crotches please? (Tom Dimitri Jack Aquatto's)

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:01 AM
Excellent. How far have you gotten in the series?

Oh, and yoink (http://www.animegalleries.net/album/1373/page/1).

I am totally not sure.

That's Vincent? Wow. He looks badass.

90SK
10-23-2005, 02:04 AM
Well, we can fix this dilemma with three simple yes/no questions.

A) Have you seen an episode with the character "Vicious" yes?

B) If so, was it before or after Ed joined the crew? (if not, had Ed joined the crew yet?)

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:05 AM
Well, we can fix this dilemma with three simple yes/no questions.

A) Have you seen an episode with the character "Vicious" yes?

B) If so, was it before or after Ed joined the crew? (if not, had Ed joined the crew yet?)

I've seen Vicious, and after Ed joined.

90SK
10-23-2005, 02:13 AM
Then you're either near the end of about half way through.

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:16 AM
Then you're either near the end of about half way through.

Oh, swell. I've seen one before Ed joined--the one with the immortal type kid. I'm trying to pick up on what's what, but sometimes I get lost.

Jet's still cool, though.

90SK
10-23-2005, 02:29 AM
You should rent the dvd for the first five episodes. I'm sure they'll have it at your local library/video rental place. Just because the first five are a tad important (especially the fifth, which is my favorite one. Very memorable).

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:32 AM
You should rent the dvd for the first five episodes. I'm sure they'll have it at your local library/video rental place. Just because the first five are a tad important (especially the fifth, which is my favorite one. Very memorable).

The nearest library doesn't rent out movies, so I suppose I'll have to wait until the season is replayed...

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 02:34 AM
Back on topic pleez?

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:35 AM
Back on topic pleez?

Why do you want to talk about crotches so much? There's nuffin else to say.

90SK
10-23-2005, 02:36 AM
You can also buy them cheap, for only $154.99 (http://www.animovies.com/view_product.asp?productno=5117)! ::

The outrageous price is worth it, in the long run.


Back on topic pleez?

Well, tell that to the people who didn't give us an off-topic chat area. :xp:

Purple Squid
10-23-2005, 02:40 AM
You can also buy them cheap, for only $154.99 (http://www.animovies.com/view_product.asp?productno=5117)! ::

The outrageous price is worth it, in the long run.




Well, tell that to the people who didn't give us an off-topic chat area. :xp:

I wouldn't spend $155 on saving my own legs, let alone a DVD thing. :0

I think if we had an off topic area, main board would die.

90SK
10-23-2005, 03:07 AM
Yeah, I suppose so. That means that the people who made this forum had our interests in mind, despite the implications! I'm sure there's a metaphore here somewhere...

Yeah, I began saving up for a car. I bought Bebop instead. But the tradeoffs are worth it (despite the fact that I'm totally broke now >_<) .

Klia
10-23-2005, 10:03 AM
Sorry I took to long to respond. I'll PM you with the costumes. Alright.

Ray_the_psychic
10-23-2005, 12:32 PM
Thanx!
Oh and now this thread has died and become... OT!!

*Old lady screaming* "Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"!!!!

90SK
10-23-2005, 04:39 PM
I turn my back for like 10 hours, and this thread dies? Shame!

Sokolov
10-23-2005, 06:17 PM
So it turned from Pavlov's crotch to... Cowboy BeBop? Sweeeet. I have the movie UMD in my PSP right now.

Smon
10-23-2005, 07:03 PM
So it turned from Pavlov's crotch to... Cowboy BeBop? Sweeeet. I have the movie UMD in my PSP right now.
Lucky you.

The only UMD I have is NFL Street... and I can't find it.

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 05:09 PM
What's going on?

90SK
11-04-2005, 06:39 PM
It's an earthquake! Run!

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 06:40 PM
OMGOMGOMG!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!

alliespixie
11-04-2005, 07:14 PM
what rate is the earthquake?

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 07:37 PM
Nobody knows. Run, It's Gozilla...sorry wrong movie.

90SK
11-30-2005, 03:43 PM
I saw Godzilla the other day. It was pretty good. Was there a sequel? I mean, they really set up for one at the end.

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 04:38 PM
Like Psychonauts? ~looks around and starts interrigating an iguana~

90SK
11-30-2005, 04:41 PM
Huh, I never though about it that way. :indif:


Seriously though, it was vastly improved over "Godzilla 2000"


"Godzilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 04:43 PM
"GOJIRAAAAAAAAA!"

;D I thought the American version was silly. With those stick-in people... took away the purpose of Godzilla.

Which was to imbody the atomic bomb(s) that had hit Japan, of course. :0

90SK
11-30-2005, 04:50 PM
"GOJIRAAAAAAAAA!"

Nobody like a perfectionist. :xp:


Yeah, the American version was ok by it's own rights. Less corny, though more

Scientist: Wait, I have an ingenious idea that will end our suffering!

The Military: I don't like you and your crazy ideas. You're dismissed.

Scientist: Rats.

The Military: Uh-oh, we're dead! We should have listened.

Scientist: Never fear: crisis solved thanks to my intellect and the French

French: Oui oui! I am French! I eat croissants and cheese and say French words!

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 04:51 PM
Does the French man wear a beret, play an accordion on the streets, and explaor the catacombs. Then he'd just rock.

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 04:53 PM
French: Oui oui! I am French! I eat croissants and cheese and say French words!

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN PARIS THE EIFFEL TOWER IS CONSIDERED UGLY?!?!?!?!?!

They say it makes a good radio tower. And a good toothpick for Paul.

90SK
11-30-2005, 04:54 PM
Well, they explored catacombs, and I think he wore a beret a few times. No accordion, but he used various automatic weapons throughout the films, so I guess you could say that he played the accordion. The accordion...of death.

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 04:56 PM
Well, they explored catacombs, and I think he wore a beret a few times.
Sweetness! I wanna get lost in the catacombs and die with a bunch of bones.

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 04:57 PM
...Court of Miracles?

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 05:03 PM
???

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 05:04 PM
???

Nothing, nothing.

I was just referencing classic literature.

...

Again.

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 05:16 PM
guess what?

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 05:16 PM
guess what?

WHAT?

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 05:18 PM
CHICKEN BUTT!!!! I got you!

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 05:19 PM
Oooh, FIDDLESTICKS! Dooped again!

...

*crying noises*

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 05:20 PM
Aww, it was only a joke. I know what'll make you feel better. Have some ice cream, wanna go get some ice cream?

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 05:24 PM
*sniffle*

NO! I don't want any of your fat ice-cream! I'm leaving, and I'm never coming back! Again!

*sobbidy*

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 05:24 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID I DO THAT?!?! TELL ME I'M GETTING PUNK'D!!!

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 05:26 PM
*is too busy running away in shame to bring up a funny Ashton joke*

Boohoo, who could be as mean as Darth Twister?

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 05:28 PM
Purple, come back!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm gonna go drown my sorrow in Dr. Pepper and fruit roll ups.

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 05:58 PM
no, you have to have at least a chocolate bar

90SK
11-30-2005, 05:59 PM
Nah, chocolate leaves this crummy aftertaste. Dr.Pepper is the superior choice.

shinzuku
11-30-2005, 06:01 PM
*gasp*

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 06:01 PM
Chocolate and Coke-the-drink is the best combo, actually. It's like... MAJIKZ.

shinzuku
11-30-2005, 06:02 PM
Would you drink chocolate flavored coke? Actually, that sounds disgusting.

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 06:03 PM
hey, up at sonic, i always ask for a chocolate dr. pepper

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 06:04 PM
Nooo, chocolate flavored Coke-the-drink IS disgusting. Hershey's, however, saves lives.

And kitten's lives. Mmm.

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 06:06 PM
I thought we didn't like kittens here?

cara
11-30-2005, 06:07 PM
I went to Hershey, Penn. for vacation a few years back. It was fun. I bought a five pound chocolate bar and used it as my birthday cake.

But... this is the Crotch Thread. Where are teh crotches?

shinzuku
11-30-2005, 06:07 PM
That would be wrong.

Narrator: I've given this person a coke, but it's not a normal coke.
*person walks away*
Narrator: It's a chocolate coke.
Person: Ahhhhhhhh

How you make it. You cram a chocolate bar in the coke can and you put it in the microwave until the chocolate melts. Or your mircowave blows up. Which ever comes first. Once done, you give it to an unsuspecting person. I mean if they don't notice that the coke is on fire, they deserve that coke.

Croth thread, but we're talking about chocolate.... Ahhhhhhhh, why the heck did you have to remind me about the name of the thread. So wrong. OO

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 06:10 PM
no, you add chocolate syrup to a regular dr.pepper

shinzuku
11-30-2005, 06:11 PM
I like my way better. Things explode.

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 06:12 PM
sweet

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 08:55 PM
I went to Hershey, Penn. for vacation a few years back. It was fun. I bought a five pound chocolate bar and used it as my birthday cake.

But... this is the Crotch Thread. Where are teh crotches?

WHERE THEY NORMALLY ARE.

ZING!

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 09:04 PM
hehehe

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 09:05 PM
ugh, so wrong.

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 09:06 PM
yet so funny

90SK
11-30-2005, 09:18 PM
WHERE THEY NORMALLY ARE.

ZING!

>_<

I'd post random crotch pics, but the social implications would be a big pain (in the crotch) to dispel.

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 09:19 PM
hehehehe,you're funny mr.s

DarthAve
11-30-2005, 09:59 PM
quite, your excellent at risque humor. I'm almost done with my squirrell story!

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 10:33 PM
i want to read it

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:06 PM
Man, do I have any homie-types here at all?

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 11:07 PM
nope

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:08 PM
Ouch. Burned.

My icon says you suck anyway. :'b

90SK
11-30-2005, 11:13 PM
Man, you don't need homies with that avatar, staring down everyone. ;P

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:14 PM
True. He does have the tendency to look angry. Or 'burly', as J.K. Rowling put it. Often.

He was awesome in the movie. And book.

Your avatar reminds me of Agent Smith. >>

90SK
11-30-2005, 11:26 PM
I'm tempted to use http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/horror.gif instead. If just for a few trial minutes.

Yeah, he was great in the movie. I was a tad disappointed with the movie itself, mainly for the cuts they did, but other than that it was great. In fact, I'd say it's the best in the series (of movies) so far.

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 11:29 PM
he seems your kind of guy mr.s

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:30 PM
Agreed. I thought they did a wonderful job of picking scenes and cutting them. A lot of stuff was gone, ut it kept the overall feel of Harry Potter.

...Except the Sorting Hat and Madame Hooch. I miss them. They deserved more scenes. ;'(

90SK
11-30-2005, 11:31 PM
Compare the pic in the message to my avatar. They look like they have different widths, right? Wrong. They're the same. It's fun with optical illusions!

Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:31 PM
Is it okay if I ask who he is? He looks like... Willy Wonka. ^^

alliespixie
11-30-2005, 11:34 PM
he does

Smon
12-01-2005, 06:05 AM
Is it okay if I ask who he is? He looks like... Willy Wonka. ^^
WW looks like MJ. Ya-hee-hee!

DarthAve
12-01-2005, 01:02 PM
Skye, your avatar looks like that guy from guns and roses. or a version of jack the ripper(too weak to capatalize)

90SK
12-01-2005, 03:17 PM
Who knows? Not I.

Looks kinda like Johnny Depp and Stuart Townsend (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0870204/) from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 03:42 PM
Stuart Townsend (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0870204/)

Augh. You know, I'm going to make this post relevant to the quote.

You know they're making a children's version of 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'?

Yes.

Now, I must find a way to be on topic...

DarthAve
12-01-2005, 03:43 PM
please don't

90SK
12-01-2005, 03:45 PM
Augh. You know, I'm going to make this post relevant to the quote.

You know they're making a children's version of 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'?

Yes.

Now, I must find a way to be on topic...


No way, it was a pic of him? Excellent.

DarthAve
12-01-2005, 03:48 PM
ok, now i'm bored. must....pet...doggy.

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 03:53 PM
No way, it was a pic of him? Excellent.

...or so the book is called. >>;

Good book, but also had SATAN in it, and it makes me wonder why they're turning it into a children's book.

...Captain is good at vanishing.

90SK
12-01-2005, 04:01 PM
Well, think about all the other Disney classics. Don't you think there would be a wee bit more raping and pillaging in Aladdin? I mean, this is the medieval Middle East.

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 04:06 PM
Well, the actual story took place in Persia (or in China), so all they did was use the characters in Disney Aladdin. OR SOMETHING.

There was pillaging! Like... petty thievery. And... Jafar was like 'marry me!' and stuff. To Jasmine, not Aladdin. :'D

But when they condense a book, none of the characters are... actual characters. They lose their personalities and such.

EDIT: I'VE BEGUN TO THINK I LOOK LIKE VIKTOR. D:

DarthAve
12-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Who is this Viktor?

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 04:16 PM
Who is this Viktor?

*pointy to teh ikon*

Viktor Krum. From Harry Potter. GOF. He's cool like that.

alliespixie
12-01-2005, 04:31 PM
darth, i told you about the movie, damn

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 04:31 PM
darth, i told you about the movie, damn

GACKT. You saw it too?! WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?! 8D 8D 8D 8D

alliespixie
12-01-2005, 04:32 PM
i know, it was so good, lord v. looks funky though.

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 04:33 PM
He looks more like Voldemort than I expected him to. If that makes sense.

I still like Viktor best, though. 8D

And Cedric made me cry. In the book, too. :'(

alliespixie
12-01-2005, 04:35 PM
i know, my friend went with me and she said that lord v looks like michael jackson without his fake nose

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 04:43 PM
i know, my friend went with me and she said that lord v looks like michael jackson without his fake nose

...right. Because I'm sure she thought it was very funny. >>

*scorns teen humor*

Actually, I thought he looked pretty good. For a guy without a nose. ;D

90SK
12-01-2005, 04:45 PM
The lack of nose was a tad too flaunted for my tastes, though I really liked his reveal. I got a tad giddy when he first appeared.

alliespixie
12-01-2005, 04:46 PM
i didn't like the fact that the messed up the triwizard.

Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 04:47 PM
I expected him to be noseless, because that's what The Rowling described him as.

NOSELESS. Eeek! D:

Even though I knew it wasn't supposed to be, I thought Peter dropping Baby Voldie into the baby-stew-cauldron was hilarious. >>

Mmm.

Allie, there's only so much you can fit into a two/whatever hour movie. XD

alliespixie
12-01-2005, 04:49 PM
i forgot you eat babies