View Full Version : If World War 2 was an RTS....

10-27-2005, 09:38 PM
Saw this somewhere, thought it was hilarious

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this is bad i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america's bad
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: Oh NOOOz Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got anythin to help, sry
Churchill: Huh? the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: mm2 k thanks
paTTon: tearface :'(
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do nothin til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is weak u guys are bad
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFL
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: -Something about comin for you-
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little turd ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: No way. gg
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army
Hitler[AoE]: thats complete poop u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wat u want me to do, im on the other side of the world dee dee dee
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be a John Cummings
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh help
Hitler: o man ur done
paTTon: oh what now
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my stuff
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: -Edit-
benny~tow: that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say -edit-
paTTon: coming to get u hitler
Stalin: rofl
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are lame
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFL LOL LOL LOL
Stalin: OMG!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game is bad
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are bad
benny~tow: quiet you
Roosevelt: haha wut a Wibl
paTTon: wat am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: EEEeeeeeeek!
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to canada roffle
paTTon: afk
Eisenhower: yah this is terrible
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: 5?
Eisenhower: Gettin a ringer
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY cows! I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wat is nukes?
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg
T0J0: I hate you
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: Meanies.
tru_m4n: quiet commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o poop
*paTTon has left the game.*

10-27-2005, 09:53 PM
I've seen this posted somewhere before... Don't know if it was here or not though.

Still a funny read XD

Reborn Outcast
10-27-2005, 09:58 PM
I don't post here much anymore... but I have to say, I found that hilarious for some reason.

I guess they should teach history like that in school... :p

10-27-2005, 10:25 PM
Like whoa... Reborn.... wow... its been a while man :D

Reborn Outcast
10-27-2005, 10:34 PM
Like whoa... Reborn.... wow... its been a while man :D

Yes it has indeed. I got nostalgic and decided to use the forum's nifty new features and look back on all the threads I ever created. I have to say, I sounded a bit immature back then... Kind of ridiculous. :)

10-27-2005, 10:45 PM
Heh, same with my first threads. I probably still sound immature now. :D

BTW, I think there is a WW2 RTS out there somewhere... :)

10-27-2005, 11:03 PM
Wow...that was...wow...my head hurts.

10-27-2005, 11:15 PM
This is older than Jesus. :p

10-28-2005, 01:34 AM
Still funny though! :D

Dagobahn Eagle
10-28-2005, 06:34 AM
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army

OK, no more. I don't really like this kind of humour (the chat parody thingie).

10-28-2005, 08:01 AM
The best part was at the very end, with Patton. :p

10-28-2005, 02:27 PM
And people found this offensive why? It's history stupified! It's good; I like it. Old though, as mentioned.

10-28-2005, 09:14 PM
This is older than Jesus. :p

Hahaha shows how out of touch with the times I am lol.

10-28-2005, 09:17 PM
This seems to be a different version than the one I saw a couple months back.