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shinzuku
11-01-2005, 07:01 PM
What would be in the magazine's issues?


First issue.

Smon
11-01-2005, 08:09 PM
COVER:Badly photoshopped bear being levitated by cat.
TITLE:My mom was a psychic woodland critter!

I think of it like either weekly world news or EGM but for psychics.

shinzuku
11-01-2005, 08:12 PM
Agent Nein and Agent Vodello: A psychic Romance


If they got together it would probably in the magazine.

DarthAve
11-01-2005, 08:59 PM
Oleander+ bunnies= a shocking story!

alliespixie
11-02-2005, 05:25 PM
ford has lost his mind

alliespixie
11-02-2005, 07:26 PM
orwhen they found morry

DarthAve
11-02-2005, 08:32 PM
Quiz! Are you a Sasha or a Milla?OR a Razputin? this issue!

Purple Squid
11-02-2005, 08:33 PM
Quiz! Are you a Sasha or a Milla?OR a Razputin? this issue!

That would be so incredibly awesome, I'd buy it five times.

DarthAve
11-02-2005, 08:36 PM
Wait best one ever.

Psychonauts to colaberate with record producer for a song against psychic power abuse!

Agent-Sarah
11-02-2005, 08:51 PM
The Outlaw Menace! Sightings and article about this robed figure. (I'll might add that to my fic)

An Interview with the youngest Psychonaut: Razputin.

alliespixie
11-02-2005, 09:35 PM
yeah but isnt this the first true psychic tales magizine

shinzuku
11-04-2005, 05:03 PM
Mabye we should start doing Issue 18.

DarthAve
11-04-2005, 05:40 PM
good idea

Issue 19

alliespixie
12-06-2005, 08:25 PM
okay people this is one thing i want to see happen.

DarthAve
12-06-2005, 09:00 PM
'Get a tour of Sasha's penthouse playhouse!'

alliespixie
12-06-2005, 09:36 PM
sweet

shinzuku
12-07-2005, 08:13 AM
Wth?

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 04:18 PM
come on shinzuku, get in the game. i want to see this magazine work, hey can we do a christmas issue

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 04:37 PM
"Raz gets a MAJOR AWARD!"
~shows a picture of Raz holding the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.~

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 04:39 PM
hehehehe, who is under the misltoe

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 04:43 PM
MALOOF AND MIKHAIL! How awkward.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 04:45 PM
bobby got upducted, why do we care?

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 04:55 PM
because he has the most precious gift of all....Sasha's Chinese mail-order wife.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 04:57 PM
what?!
sasha:now where is she? the email said within 5 bussiness days.

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 05:03 PM
hahahaha! OMG that's sweet.
Refrence to the RPG.

Sasha is in New York and he's in a lounge. A singer just got on stage and started singing.
Singer-I was niave, your love was like candy...
The song ended and the sultry songstress walked off stage.
Sasha-Eva?
Eva-It's a long story Nein. Get me a cosmo and I'll tell you the whole story.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 05:04 PM
sweet, you so have to do that. i like giving people ideas

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 05:10 PM
Eva-Then I graduated from acting collage, and I'm workin' here 'till I can get a spot in a broadway show.
Sasha-There's acting collages?
Eva-Yeah, New York Film Acamedy, it teaches acting too. Well, this job really pays well.
Sasha-It does?
Eva-Yeah, I got a real swanky apartment in the theater district.
Sasha-That's nice.
Eva-You should stop by sometime. Oh, I'm on.
Eva hops on top of the piano and sings another song.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 05:16 PM
hehehe,sasha:i didn't know she could sing

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 05:22 PM
Eva goes home, thinking she's alone. But when she arrived at her apartment door, Sasha is standing right behind her.
Eva-Ah!

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 05:23 PM
sasha:what?

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 05:29 PM
Eva-How'd you get here, are you psychic or somthing?

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 05:31 PM
sasha:i followed you

shinzuku
12-07-2005, 06:25 PM
Let's make an online magazine or something.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 06:59 PM
sweet, that would be awsome

shinzuku
12-07-2005, 07:01 PM
We must deal out jobs or something.

We need artists and typist and people to put it together.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 07:05 PM
i can proabley put it together or type.

shinzuku
12-07-2005, 07:05 PM
I have a scanner. Which is broken and doesn't help. Dang.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 07:07 PM
hahahaha, i have no scanner

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 08:29 PM
OMG, I just got back from the choir show. I did so awesome, and I made a friend, a cute one at that!

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 10:10 PM
who is he?

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 10:19 PM
Someone new. I totally forgot about What's-his-face.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 10:22 PM
hehehe, darth has a new crush

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 10:35 PM
and he's quite the fox. And(That I know of) He's not an idiot! Just a ladies man.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 10:44 PM
sweet, i'll find myself an older man

DarthAve
12-07-2005, 10:56 PM
The one guy I used to like was a complete idiot. He's so lightheaded, I'm suprised the doesn't float up to the ceiling. And He's obsessed with cows, so he probably likes a girl with a little meat on her bones.

alliespixie
12-07-2005, 11:16 PM
that or a country girl like me.

DarthAve
12-08-2005, 07:04 AM
But he's yesterday's news.

Purple Squid
12-08-2005, 11:25 AM
...or maybe he actually wants a cow?

alliespixie
12-08-2005, 04:10 PM
wow, you know most boys prefer animals to girls

DarthAve
12-08-2005, 10:44 PM
That sucks. I think I still like him. I had to stay afterschool for (stupid)band and I saw him get picked up. I know the color, the modle, and the license plate by heart.

alliespixie
12-08-2005, 10:50 PM
omg, darth, you must chose wisely

DarthAve
12-08-2005, 10:51 PM
I don't know. The Ladies Man, or Chase CowRider(Sounds so wrong)?

alliespixie
12-08-2005, 10:57 PM
it does

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 06:08 AM
You... memorized his car's license plate number?

Poor guy.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:05 AM
You can call me an at-home stalker. I mean, everybody I've told at school that I like him has said they've liked him too but moved on. Does that tell you how hot he is?

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 11:15 AM
...no.

I go for more unconventional hotness.

Herme's hair, for example, displays hotness. It's like a hair-slide.

Klia
12-09-2005, 01:56 PM
Are we talking about shin's fic where they turned them into gods. Or your avatar? What is his name again? I don't know, but I love him.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 03:02 PM
He's the elf who wanted to be a dentist. If I were an elf, I'd wanna be on Santa's Emploee of the Month list.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 03:53 PM
Are we talking about shin's fic where they turned them into gods. Or your avatar? What is his name again? I don't know, but I love him.

His name is Herme, and I think his hair was way before its time.

LOOK AT IT! LOOK! I had to take a picture of my tiny figure because there aren't any screenshots.

Yet.

All the other guy elves were bald. He wasn't.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 04:04 PM
He does have fantastic hair. It's like 'woosh!' My fat, bald band teacher would probaby want such fantastic hair as Herme.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 04:21 PM
He does have fantastic hair. It's like 'woosh!' My fat, bald band teacher would probaby want such fantastic hair as Herme.

You agree! I even described his hair as 'woosh'!

Even I want hair like his.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 04:21 PM
most of my teachers are hot

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 05:04 PM
Most of my teachers are young. :'D

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 05:34 PM
so not fair

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 05:48 PM
...how is it not fair? My youngest teacher is 22, and my oldest teacher is... somewhere in his 40s.

Youngest teacher? Psychonauts fan.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 05:49 PM
now it's so not fair,my youngest teacher is 32 and my oldest is.....somewhere in the 60's

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 06:32 PM
Okay, back on topic.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 06:34 PM
NEWSFLASH! Alliespixie is hot for teacher.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:36 PM
hey, i told you i like older men

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 06:38 PM
Okay, back on topic.

You still do that?

Even I gave up on that~!

;')

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:52 PM
i know, i'm hopeless, unless i get excited about something then i turn back to normal

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 06:54 PM
Yes, I do.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 06:57 PM
ohno, is this going to be a b itch fight?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:07 PM
Sasha on Oprah talking about his next mission, instead he jumped on the couch a lot!

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 07:10 PM
No, it's not.

Mental image: Sasha jumping on Oprah's couch.

Sasha: Wheeeee
Ophrah: Get off my couch
Milla and Morry: *depression lines and hands over faces* We don't know him.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:12 PM
Sasha at a movie premeir-You...You're a jerk. You're a jerk.

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 07:13 PM
??

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:14 PM
Nevermind.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 07:18 PM
I got it, Darth. ;)

I'm expecting an issue with personality quizzes.

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 07:19 PM
Will someone explain it then?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:28 PM
Sasha leaves Milla...for a deer?

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 07:37 PM
Then there's a picture of Milla with a gun wearing camoflauge.

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:39 PM
And a deer in a wedding dress with a knife in it's mouth.

Purple Squid
12-09-2005, 07:40 PM
...and them rascally Duke boys!

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 07:48 PM
Don't forget about Boss Hogg and that gun.

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:33 PM
Magazine:
-Raz's interview

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 08:36 PM
-The Psychic powers abuse song gets mixed reviews.

" I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell." Says Bruce Dickenson.

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 08:54 PM
There's a song?

DarthAve
12-09-2005, 09:08 PM
I had it as an entry a while back.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 10:26 PM
okay, so what's our topic?

shinzuku
12-09-2005, 10:30 PM
Issue 28 for True Psychic tales.

alliespixie
12-09-2005, 10:35 PM
yes that one