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Feral
11-06-2005, 07:39 AM
Who do you blame?

PoM
11-06-2005, 08:33 AM
I blame Segassem Lanimilbus.
And Kaeps S. Drawk-cab, of course.

Yes...Yeah...Uh, the media.

DrMcCoy
11-06-2005, 10:22 AM
...I blame you! ;P

RoyTordesLegend
11-06-2005, 10:32 AM
I blame Ze Germans........

PoM
11-06-2005, 11:01 AM
Note: Flip the words i wrote in my last post backwards.
The words with a line through them.

DrMcCoy
11-06-2005, 11:17 AM
I blame Ze Germans........

*puppydogeyes*

Superfluous explanation

Bu, jvgubhg V uryc V'q'ir arire frra vg!!!1111barbaryrira... (...vqvbg...) ;C

PoM
11-06-2005, 11:30 AM
I doubt that's a language...
SOLDAT!
vWants my German skills.

DrMcCoy
11-06-2005, 11:55 AM
I doubt that's a language...

*sigh* ...ROT13! Qba'g lbh xabj nalguvat ng nyy?

Skinkie
11-06-2005, 01:28 PM
I blame society

90SK
11-06-2005, 02:43 PM
I blame atheists. The ignorant ones. The open-minded ones aren't really at fault.

DrMcCoy
11-06-2005, 03:02 PM
I blame the religious types... All of them... And the ignorant ones even more!

...

*listens to "Imagine" by John Lennon*

Das Mole
11-06-2005, 09:29 PM
I blame my French teacher, Madame. Aka Satan-Sub1.

Or the pompous jackass that's first chair in the horn section, Dan Foster. Aka Satan-Sub2

Kj°len
11-06-2005, 09:36 PM
I blame everyone who's posted in this thread up until now.

PoM
11-07-2005, 01:33 AM
Well...Then i blame you for blaming them...Including me... :/
Crap.

Joshi
11-07-2005, 03:11 AM
I'm gonna go right ahead and blame the media, they just shouldn't have done it.

Ray Jones
11-07-2005, 04:22 AM
I blame the cause.

edlib
11-07-2005, 06:32 AM
*Sigh*

I blame myself.

Alien426
11-07-2005, 07:40 AM
I blame publishers and developers (http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1524&Itemid=2).

Ray Jones
11-07-2005, 08:36 AM
I blame myself.

Well, I was about to say that kind of thing, but "Hell no!" I thought, "You, sir, need some positivism."
Then I thought "Yeah, and more girls and money, too!", but that's a very different story.

And now I'm thinking "What's the point?"

edlib
11-07-2005, 08:57 AM
All right, then...

I blame the parents. :indif:

PoM
11-07-2005, 09:38 AM
I blame EA for a lot of things.

DrMcCoy
11-07-2005, 10:26 AM
I blame capitalism!

RoyTordesLegend
11-07-2005, 11:11 AM
I blame communism!

Das Mole
11-07-2005, 12:12 PM
I blame blame.

RoyTordesLegend
11-07-2005, 05:52 PM
I blame Das' poor taste in music...

Feral
11-07-2005, 06:03 PM
I concur.

Zoom Rabbit
11-07-2005, 07:10 PM
I blame my ex-girlfriend.

And the french...

Kj°len
11-07-2005, 08:11 PM
I blame violent video games.

And Jack Thompson.

edlib
11-07-2005, 09:23 PM
I blame my ex-girlfriend.
Funny... I blame her too.
And the french...
Yes indeedy... as well as the Russians, the Ranchers, the Creamy Italians, and the Thousand Islanders... :p

Now... let's see who's gonna blame me for that terrible pun. :dozey:

Das Mole
11-07-2005, 11:04 PM
I blame the crazy-looking man in edlib's av.

Alien426
11-08-2005, 01:34 AM
I blame the crazy-looking man in edlib's av.
That's Frank Zappa (http://images.google.com/images?q=frank+zappa+hat&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0), you music-illiterate... mole.

I blame mobile/cell phones. There's got to be a connection. Bad waves - mushy brains. Ringtone's, logo's, frog's [sic]...

Joshi
11-08-2005, 04:23 AM
I blame Airport Food!

Ray Jones
11-08-2005, 04:51 AM
I blame the wrong place and the wrong time.

DrMcCoy
11-08-2005, 06:47 AM
I blame DEA (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deterministischer_endlicher_Automat)s (DFA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deterministic_finite_state_machine)s) / NEA (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nichtdeterministischer_endlicher_Automat)s (NEA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nondeterministic_finite_state_machine)s) And flowchart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowchart)s!

PoM
11-08-2005, 02:45 PM
I blame the crazy-looking man in edlib's av.
Who is the crazy looking man in Edlib's avatar?

DrMcCoy
11-08-2005, 03:39 PM
Who is the crazy looking man in Edlib's avatar?

You, sir, are blind:

That's Frank Zappa (http://images.google.com/images?q=frank+zappa+hat&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0), you music-illiterate... mole.

...

Kj°len
11-08-2005, 05:02 PM
I blame the number 6.02x10▓│

Zoom Rabbit
11-08-2005, 05:32 PM
I blame unseen monkeys in the night, fraught with mischief and drawn by potent allure.

Das Mole
11-08-2005, 06:31 PM
Oh, how's that song go...they play it in the halls on National Mole Day...what is it? It's like...

Something something...or have you heard
6 times 10 to the 23rd
That's a 6 with 23 zeroes at the end
Much too big a number to comprehend

And it's got these catchy little verses with facts about moles, like if you had a mole of pieces of paper you could go to the moon and back a certain amount of times or something...I love that song.

NiKo
11-08-2005, 06:48 PM
I would like to blame the academy, my fans, mom and dad and last but not least - God.

counting_pine
11-08-2005, 06:56 PM
I blame it on the boogie

90SK
11-08-2005, 08:13 PM
I blame my cat's vile inclination to barf on the carpeting, rather than the tile floor. That being said, I blame my cat's daily barfing, overall.

Das Mole
11-08-2005, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Das Mole

Something something...or have you heard
6 times 10 to the 23rd
That's a 6 with 23 zeroes at the end
Much too big a number to comprehend

I got it!

A mole is unit or have you heard...

etc., etc. Damn, I'm good.

Zoom Rabbit
11-08-2005, 10:04 PM
Das Mole has acquired unitary status. If nothing is done, a search engine could be named after him someday!

*(Shows Ray his sword.)* Don't even think about it...

None of this would have happened if the Chicken hadn't asked the question in the first place. :dozey: So, which came first--the Chicken or the blame?

edlib
11-08-2005, 10:12 PM
Enough with the blame!

What we need now are giant, seething Guilt-Trips!!! Enough to go around for all!

Das Mole
11-08-2005, 10:29 PM
Das Mole has acquired unitary status. If nothing is done, a search engine could be named after him someday!

I'll be the next Gizoogle (http://www.gizoogle.com)!

DrMcCoy
11-09-2005, 04:06 AM
...In that case, I blame Das!

Joshi
11-09-2005, 04:42 AM
I've always blamed Das.

Ray Jones
11-09-2005, 06:26 AM
You will always B lame.

Skinkie
11-09-2005, 08:14 AM
I blame corny jokes

Ray Jones
11-09-2005, 09:29 AM
I blame horny blokes.

Das Mole
11-09-2005, 11:04 AM
I'm HORN (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:AwPHEtUm1QQJ:images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002F6LP6.01-A3QI5PL377NJ1M._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)-y.

RoyTordesLegend
11-09-2005, 11:25 AM
I blame horny blokes.

Are you including yourself in that blame Raymond? If so, is it really self blame, or excessive self abuse?

DrMcCoy
11-09-2005, 03:13 PM
...I blame having to be at the university from 8:00-18:15 each wednesday...

RoyTordesLegend
11-09-2005, 04:18 PM
...I blame having to be at the university from 8:00-18:15 each wednesday...

Damn Students!

I blame being 30 in less than a months time........and yes I'm delighted I'm still highly immature for my age! :smash:

DrMcCoy
11-09-2005, 04:36 PM
...Will you start yelling "Get off my lawn!" then?

Skinkie
11-09-2005, 07:54 PM
And sitting on the front porch in a broken rocking chair slowly carressing the shotgun laid across your lap?

Das Mole
11-09-2005, 10:48 PM
I blame cranky old people.

Mr Cheese
11-10-2005, 03:26 AM
I blame the little children!

RoyTordesLegend
11-10-2005, 05:47 AM
And sitting on the front porch in a broken rocking chair slowly carressing the shotgun laid across your lap?

I try and carress my shotgun at least once a day.

Ray Jones
11-10-2005, 07:54 AM
ROYY!! .. :dozey: Where's your user title? >...>

And you're not alone, I myself hit 29 two weeks ago, and am not near any maturity, except maybe this sexual capabilities one. I'm fully functional </Data> so to speak. :P However, having said that, maybe I blame myself for not abusing myself excessive enough!

DrMcCoy
11-10-2005, 08:22 AM
...Would it be gross saying that you two just reminded me of something I totally have to do now?

Ray Jones
11-10-2005, 09:44 AM
I may correct my sentence to "not giving myself free for abusing excessive abuse often enough!"

I may also add "Shut up, Pille!!"

And in case you were not talking about your preaputium, the Official Forum Owl(TM) smilie: ░,░

DrMcCoy
11-10-2005, 10:16 AM
Argh, You just made me googleimagesearch that word again...

...

"░,░"?

Ray Jones
11-10-2005, 10:35 AM
Clearly, an Oouuuwl </Bundy>

And I can't see the problem with GIS (http://www.astfarma.nl/detail.asp?Id=39)?

DrMcCoy
11-10-2005, 10:39 AM
http://drmccoy.xtrem3.de/imgs/o_O.jpg

Ray Jones
11-10-2005, 10:40 AM
░,o;


What??

DrMcCoy
11-10-2005, 01:23 PM
Wow, you're Picasso's apprentice now?

Das Mole
11-10-2005, 05:57 PM
NO, I am.

RoyTordesLegend
11-11-2005, 07:10 AM
NO, I am.

No, you're a member of Beyonce's dance troupe Das.........

ROYY!! .. :dozey: Where's your user title? >...>
!

I'm far too good to be a "Registered User" but don't post enough for a cool custom title.

Das Mole
11-11-2005, 10:10 AM
No, you're a member of Beyonce's dance troupe Das.........

Don't be hatin just bcuz I no how to jam.

Zoom Rabbit
11-11-2005, 10:28 AM
I blame the little children!

I blame their parents for raising the little screech demons with the good manners of barnyard chickens and letting them run half-naked about the neighborhood, tracking their mess all across my lawn and upsetting the dandelions!

:max: For the record, Roy's custom title is there, it just gets wiped out the auto-censor...

Ray Jones
11-11-2005, 10:32 AM
Ah, for a second I thought it was just me, because it would be perspectively covered by the helmet.

RoyTordesLegend
11-11-2005, 11:26 AM
Don't be hatin just bcuz I no how to jam.

But don't "no" how to spell "know"?!

Come on Das, everyone knows your taste in music is about as good as my taste in helmets! If you could sing, you'd be on pop idol quicker than Ray into a half price brothel with a blank chequebook!

DrMcCoy
11-11-2005, 01:22 PM
Truer and more poetic words have never been spoken...

...I, I think I love you, Roy...

Zoom Rabbit
11-11-2005, 05:42 PM
You're just confused.

Das Mole
11-11-2005, 07:29 PM
If you could sing, you'd be on pop idol quicker than Ray into a half price brothel with a blank chequebook!

No sh*t, Sherlock!

Ray Jones
11-14-2005, 08:56 AM
Jut to clearify that - I don't need to pay for sex! -- I can easily live without it. :dozey:


On another aspect, Pille ain't confused, he's as gay as this huge geek code block in his sig. .. See, there was this guy at this party who told me I'm homophobe, but really, I've never seen the doc diggin' an a female creature ever. I'm also very picky about who's gonna touch me or what? Pste. :rolleyes:

DrMcCoy
11-14-2005, 11:01 AM
On another aspect, Pille ain't confused, he's as gay as this huge geek code block in his sig.

...I'm not gay, I just want you!

I've never seen the doc diggin' an a female creature ever.

...Because I'm too shy around females...

I'm also very picky about who's gonna touch me or what? Pste. :rolleyes:

...

mrGoodsoup
11-25-2005, 07:36 PM
I blame the government... trust me on this one..

Ahh!!

..never mind!

90SK
11-25-2005, 07:57 PM
I am now blaming the profit driven hypocrites at Coca-Cola for phasing out Vanilla Coke (to be replaced with "Black Cherry Vanilla Coke" in 2006 :eyeraise: ).

Skinkie
11-26-2005, 11:17 AM
...NO NO NO.... Please tell me you're lying, Vanilla Coke is the best. But, only if it has been chilled to near freezing, I usually keep a box out in our barn during the winter, about 10 seconds before it freezes it tastes unbelievable.

DrMcCoy
11-26-2005, 11:30 AM
Please tell me you're lying, Vanilla Coke is the best.

*barf*

90SK
11-26-2005, 02:29 PM
^^^
:disaprove


@ Skinkie

Alas, it is true. I too love the stuff, but decreasing sales have marked the end of the most excellent beverage.

Yahoo News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051104/bs_nm/food_coke_dc)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/20051105082313.jpg

Ray Jones
11-28-2005, 05:48 AM
Only two things (except girls) go with coke on a natural base: Whisky or a Big Mac Meal w/ a chocolate milkshake. Everything else is stupid and a waste of time.

DrMcCoy
11-28-2005, 10:38 AM
Seconded

Ray Jones
11-28-2005, 10:57 AM
Excellent!

Orca Wail
11-28-2005, 03:34 PM
I blame Pepsi.

I also blame GTA and the whales...

Mr Cheese
11-28-2005, 06:02 PM
I BLAME FERAL!

Das Mole
11-29-2005, 05:43 PM
I blame people who dedicate their usernames to cheese.

Kj°len
11-29-2005, 09:28 PM
I blame Wales.

RoyTordesLegend
11-30-2005, 03:27 PM
Only two things (except girls) go with coke on a natural base: Whisky or a Big Mac Meal w/ a chocolate milkshake. Everything else is stupid and a waste of time.

You're a true mans man Raymond - I salute you. Next time I'm in Europe I'll look you up and we'll drink Whisky and eat Big Mac's until we throw up, invent new ways to torment your ex, and debate whether Das should go on Pop Idol/X Factor!

Das Mole
11-30-2005, 04:01 PM
Next time I'm in Europe I'll look you up and we'll drink Whisky and eat Big Mac's until we throw up, invent new ways to torment your ex, and debate whether Das should go on Pop Idol/X Factor!

Should there even be a debate at all?

RoyTordesLegend
11-30-2005, 05:08 PM
Should there even be a debate at all?

There's ALWAYS time to mass debate with Raymond..............errrrr

Zoom Rabbit
11-30-2005, 11:32 PM
One doesn't debate a creature like Ray. One shoots him with a tranquilizer dart in the street, bundles him into the back of an armored van and hauls him--straitjacketed for good measure--to an underground mountain hideaway owned by dark hare krishnas where he can be stripped down to his underwear, drugged into submission and forced to pour drinks for nameless but fabulously rich player-haters as they plot the downfall of western civilization over cigars and occult rituals. :dozey: Boy! Pour me a napoleon brandy...!

Das Mole
12-01-2005, 02:40 PM
RayJones is cool.

Oh yeah, Ray, that Angry Beavers show was on the other day...for some reason I remember it being a lot more interesting when I was a wee sprout.

Renegade Angel
12-01-2005, 06:04 PM
I blame your mom!

Ray Jones
12-02-2005, 10:27 AM
stripped down to his underwear, drugged into submission
Well that is the part I'm always looking forward to if I get to know girls. It usually happens before I know names. And after it I cannot remember. However, it's a burden I simply have to live with. *sigh* But I have photos! ^^


Das: that must've been another beaver show because, y'know..

TUM TUUMMM TUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!

The Angry Beavers!!



*Norb and Dag walk in to spootily kick the spoot out of Das spoothead, forcing him to swallow a billion litres of Yahoo and invite Zoom Rabbit over to tell a funny joke.*

Zoom Rabbit
12-02-2005, 08:58 PM
I blame your mom!

Too late. :max: I already told her you did it...

Ray: I usually find that if they need to drug me into submission, they probably don't look that hot and it means I've been drinking in the wrong bars again. Never say yes when wearing cognac goggles.

Skinkie
12-03-2005, 12:35 AM
There's ALWAYS time to mass debate with Raymond..............errrrr


You can't beat Ray, he's a Master Debator.

DrMcCoy
12-03-2005, 06:46 AM
s/De//;s/ba/Ba/