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Quackass
11-19-2005, 12:38 AM
Capt. Benjamin Sisko looks like Jay-Z?

http://www.pjde.demon.co.uk/gifjpg/sisko.jpg
Sisko
http://www.eurweb.com/images/articles/200504/jay_z(004headshot-med).jpg
the jigga man

SyntheticGerbil
11-20-2005, 11:49 PM
What?

JBlink
11-21-2005, 01:44 AM
Their lips are just too different.

90SK
11-22-2005, 06:10 PM
They do look similar. Jay-Z's nose and lips are a tad different.

itchythesamurai
11-22-2005, 10:41 PM
Man, I'd be so afraid if Jay-Z ever attained the rank of Captain.

Ray Jones
11-25-2005, 10:29 AM
Jay-Z's nose and lips are a tad different.
I'd say Sisko's nose and lips are different. Might be this funkey looking uniform, though.

SyntheticGerbil
11-27-2005, 08:21 AM
http://www.vh.org/adult/provider/anatomy/AnatomicVariants/OrganSystem/Images/45.gif

90SK
11-27-2005, 02:19 PM
It all makes sense now...

SMNMX
11-27-2005, 03:29 PM
Once again, Gerbil's insightful and well-composed remarks shed light on a hitherto unnoticed section of the subject of discussion.

Ray Jones
11-28-2005, 09:59 AM
'Tis what I had in mind all the time.

90SK
11-28-2005, 01:16 PM
If that thing is a hat, I'm so buying one.

Samnmax221
12-10-2005, 12:48 AM
Gerbil's going to hell
I'll be seeing you there.

itchythesamurai
12-11-2005, 12:51 AM
Hey, beaver hats have been out of style for nearly a century, they demand a comeback.

Shmargin
12-13-2005, 04:40 PM
Hahaha...Man...I leave these forums for a while, and come back, and the first thread I read features a vagina...THATS why I read here, now I remember, thank you.

90SK
12-13-2005, 04:55 PM
...so, it isn't a hat?

Shmargin
12-13-2005, 05:23 PM
Google yourself the following search: "Free porn pics video"

It will explain it all....Its how I learned of these things...

itchythesamurai
12-13-2005, 07:39 PM
Man, I know like more than two people who got the birds and the bees talk by their dad putting on some porn and leaving them alone with it.

90SK
12-13-2005, 07:46 PM
Seems like of blunt, eh?

Shmargin
12-14-2005, 03:20 AM
Seems like of blunt, eh?

I'm not sure if thats Yoda talk or drunk talk...

90SK
12-14-2005, 10:02 AM
Hmmm, I seem to recall editing that one.

*slinks away*

Samnmax221
02-15-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm not sure if thats Yoda talk or drunk talk...

Whats the difference?

Skinkie
02-17-2006, 06:29 PM
Man, I know like more than two people who got the birds and the bees talk by their dad putting on some porn and leaving them alone with it.


How does this qualify as a 'talk'?

itchythesamurai
02-17-2006, 11:41 PM
How does this qualify as a 'talk'?

Well I guess the kinky, corny pornographic dialogue was most of the actual talking part, but I think the graphic puzzle pieces fitting together were supposed to do most of the speaking.

jono11
05-16-2006, 05:18 AM
Well I guess the kinky, corny pornographic dialogue was most of the actual talking part, but I think the graphic puzzle pieces fitting together were supposed to do most of the speaking.Cornographic?

Samnmax221
10-17-2006, 02:15 AM
You know what, this is so much more ****ed up then the Cockring thread could ever hope to be. I'm ashamed of this thread, it shows what a bunch of racist perverts we are, besides Farakhan said I was going to hell because my kind of people where created by an evil scientist named Fakir. So no I'm really scared. I don't like Rosie O' Donnel much, maybe its because shes not hot or smart, Bernedette Peters is like 20 years older then her and she is so much hotter and smarter then Rosie. I don't like Barbera Walters either, I meen Stossel is so much smarter then Walters and his mustache isn't even close to being almost invisable like hers is. How many face lifts has she had? You'd think her eyes would be on her back by now. You know who else has a great stache? Tom Selleck has a great stache' although I can't see him as Indiana Jones, I meen he was Quigley, not Indy. I like Harrison Ford but I don't like the Dali Lhama. Remember that 2 headed Llama from the oringinal Dr. Doolittle? That movie kicked ass, although I still like Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy is much cooler then Rosie O' Donnel and Herb Bergson combined could ever hope to be. What you think I am Arab? You think because I have Darker skin and and an acent that I am Arab. You think we are all named Ali Baba and have pointy toed shoes. ALALALALlalalalallala! Speaking of Bernedette Peters who here hates Michael Eisner, I know I do. My foot fell asleep, damnit. Goerge Bush is the devil. Jmac is a slut. I rather enjoyed Dr. Strangelove it was teh funny movie, what?!? what do you meen put it in ittlaics or however you spell it. Syntheticgerbil iz so funni, monkey butt? Whatever happened to Monkey pox? I should really be asleep right now.


But in closing Nelson Mandella is so much cooler then Rosie 'O Donnel.

SyntheticGerbil
10-17-2006, 11:16 AM
That one message I put in this thread... was it always blank?

Samnmax221
10-17-2006, 01:05 PM
That one message I put in this thread... was it always blank?
Penis

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 04:23 PM
That one message I put in this thread... was it always blank?
http://www.vh.org/adult/provider/anatomy/AnatomicVariants/OrganSystem/Images/45.gif

TSR
10-17-2006, 04:52 PM
This guy should know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice_Berni

*shrugs*

itchythesamurai
10-17-2006, 05:02 PM
I don't think there's a single life lesson left uncovered in Weekend at Bernie's (http://imdb.com/title/tt0098627/). You don't think, deep down, we're all just carrying a dead guy while doing our best to pass him off as alive to comedic effect? And if we're lucky enough for a sequel, we can search for treasure!

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-17-2006, 05:07 PM
There were like 3 Weekend At Bernie's movies.

Samnmax221
10-17-2006, 08:37 PM
It doesn't help matters when primetime TV has Murphy Brown -- a character who supposedly epitomizes today's intelligent, highly paid, professional woman -- mocking the importance of fathers, by bearing a child alone, and calling it just another "lifestyle choice."

TSR
10-18-2006, 04:23 AM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8652/needsmorestarwarsrb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)