1000 ways to tell you have been online too long

[StaffSaberist]

I got an idea: Let's make a list of all the ways to tell that you've been online too long. Please number them. I'll kick it off:

1 - You read something funny and actually say "LOL" to yourself.

2 - You are registered at more than 3 forums.

3 - The following makes sense to you:

"ROTFLMAO! JAM, I'm AFK for a while, BRB!"

(Translation: Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off! Just a minute, I'm away from keyboard for a while, be right back!)

4 - You get bored and think up a thread like this.

[Kjølen]

5 - You get bored and READ a thread like this

6 - You get bored and POST in a thread like this

[RoxStar]

You make witty comments about the person above you that take you all night to think of.






Kjølen smells :p

[Commander Obi-Wan]

8 - You start to make an creating everything in "internet" talk. Eg. - lol twa (that was awesome).....tioae (this is only an example) lol.

[StaffSaberist]

9 - You type an official letter, spell check it, and find yourself deleting all the : ) and : ( in your document.

10 - You get a $50 game because somebody on a forum tells you to. (Hence, the great KotOR II sales.)

[Commander Obi-Wan]

11 - You beat all the games on addictinggames.com more than twice in a day.

[TK-8252]

0 - This thread fails.

[Acrylic]

12 - You spend at least few minutes a day wondering if someone replied to a thread or post you made, because you haven't had time to be at the computer.

[DarthSquee]

13 - At school you write "1337 sp33k" on the chalk board.

[IG-64]

14 - Your friends sign off to go to bed, and you're still up when they sign back on.
15 - You start to memorise update times for all of your websites.
16 - You have more than 20 browser tabs/windows open.
17 - You lose all feeling in your butt.
18 - You find a browser window open from earlier that day that you forgot about.
19 - You start to forget to blink or swallow.
20 - You have to clear out the drinks and food from your computer desk because you ran out of mouse movement space.

[narfblat]

21 - You find that the weird person you have been chatting with is actually yourself.
22 - Your n, o, and b keys are really worn out, especially the o.
23 - You don't respond to your real name.
24 - You realize that the power went out 15 minutes ago, and you have continued typing.
25 - You are afraid of natural light.

[ET Warrior]

26-1000 You are a moderator on a StarWars forum, and lock this thread.