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Orca Wail
11-28-2005, 02:14 PM
Do I dare start this diaster up again, after being away from the lands I once loved?

Yes...I dare. In other places, too. Unfortunately, the orginal thread was deleted, but... (http://www.xombieforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=804)

Who wants to start?

Joshi
11-29-2005, 06:05 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket...

Orca Wail
11-29-2005, 05:51 PM
...His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened...

Mr Cheese
11-29-2005, 06:58 PM
...A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to...

Das Mole
11-30-2005, 04:09 PM
...wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants...

PoM
12-08-2005, 06:37 AM
with oil.

Mr Cheese
12-10-2005, 05:20 AM
The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under...

90SK
12-11-2005, 03:24 PM
a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for...

PoM
12-13-2005, 10:21 AM
...the man wearing short pants.

90SK
12-17-2005, 11:51 AM
So he decided to burn the pile, using...

Mr Cheese
12-18-2005, 09:22 PM
...the bucket's flamethrower.

90SK
12-18-2005, 10:42 PM
But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with...

Mr Cheese
01-12-2006, 12:30 AM
Water (ironic, huh?)

Ramsey721
04-03-2006, 07:14 PM
that alot of sharks and...

90SK
04-03-2006, 07:27 PM
the still-beating heart of...

Ramsey721
04-09-2006, 08:29 PM
several million ducks that like to.....

zelda 41
04-13-2006, 06:56 PM
eat chease. Little did the ducks know....

DarthAve
04-13-2006, 06:59 PM
the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies.....

90SK
04-13-2006, 09:46 PM
were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.

DarthAve
04-13-2006, 09:53 PM
Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling....

zelda 41
05-13-2006, 11:09 PM
"Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to....

90SK
05-13-2006, 11:14 PM
crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended.

zelda 41
05-13-2006, 11:19 PM
Then,another one rose from hell and then...

DarthAve
06-01-2006, 03:45 PM
yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and,

PoM
06-01-2006, 05:03 PM
Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number.

DarthAve
06-05-2006, 02:12 AM
Then, the jell-o puddin' pops.....

PoM
06-05-2006, 10:46 AM
Made a sandwich with...

Smon
06-05-2006, 12:59 PM
TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos...

DarthAve
06-05-2006, 11:55 PM
Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that....

Fealiks
06-06-2006, 02:55 PM
was pink and was apparently from Narnia....

PoM
06-06-2006, 03:50 PM
(A land which doesn't exist.)

DarthAve
06-12-2006, 05:51 PM
this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was...

PoM
06-14-2006, 11:37 AM
Transparent.

Peff
06-14-2006, 12:25 PM
This is the story.. Sick huh ?

There once was a man from Nantucket...
His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened.
A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants with oil. The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for the man wearing short pants.

So he decided to burn the pile, using the bucket's flamethrower. But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with Water (ironic, huh?) that alot of sharks and the still-beating heart of several million ducks that like to eat chease. Little did the ducks know the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.

Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling "Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended. Then,another one rose from hell and then yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and, Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number. Then, the jell-o puddin' pops made a sandwich with TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that was pink and was apparently from Narnia (A land which doesn't exist.) this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was Transparent.

meanwhile, on the other side of the planet :

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 01:21 PM
The invasion of the men in short pants began. They began rampaging...

Peff
06-14-2006, 01:36 PM
duck centers, duck shops, duck parks and...

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 01:40 PM
Barbera Stridsand. But the men in short pants didn't know....

PoM
06-14-2006, 03:35 PM
That they had went to the wrong planet.

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 04:41 PM
So they bought a Queen CD and listened to it. Then...

Smon
06-14-2006, 05:29 PM
Johnny Mercury rised from the grave and partied with them until dawn. Well, as close to dawn as possible, you see...

PoM
06-15-2006, 05:41 AM
He was a vampire.

DarthAve
06-15-2006, 12:49 PM
(I hate you Smon, hate you, hate you, hate you) Then, the duckies formend an army to fight the.....

The Bard
10-15-2006, 04:34 PM
beatles. And then johnny mercury noticed his name wasnīt johnny it was actually freddy. It was the ectoplasm that effected his brain cells and that the...

90SK
10-15-2006, 05:03 PM
thread had been bumped, which subsequently...

The Bard
10-15-2006, 06:40 PM
...whatever...on with the story...so...

90SK
10-15-2006, 08:16 PM
within the next few days, the world slowly stopped spinning, freezing everyone and everything related to the story so far, save one solitary character, that being...

The Bard
10-17-2006, 02:49 PM
the chicken.

90SK
10-17-2006, 03:11 PM
The chicken began laying eggs: one by one they...

The Bard
10-26-2006, 01:51 PM
fuketed around. And the eggs started to burst showing little drops of...what is that? I donīt know... it was...

Mr Cheese
02-03-2007, 11:32 PM
...lactic acid. That's right, these baby chickens were...

The Bard
02-05-2007, 09:27 AM
were...

smileyrob10
09-03-2007, 01:18 PM
and then he realisexd that his name is actually freddie mercury

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08-01-2009, 05:05 AM
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Huz
05-13-2014, 07:22 PM
You're welcome you weirdo.

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05-15-2014, 05:25 PM
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Huz
05-15-2014, 05:45 PM
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RoyTordesLegend
07-09-2014, 02:17 PM
and then the ground shook, the lights flickered, and Huz allowed Roy to join 'The Huz Experience'

Huz
07-09-2014, 02:25 PM
You couldn't handle The Huz Experience.

RoyTordesLegend
07-09-2014, 02:32 PM
somewhere in the distance an owl hoots, Roy screamed at the top of his voice "I CAN handle the Huz experience, or die trying!"

Huz
07-09-2014, 04:20 PM
Suddenly and without warning, the owl swoops from its perch, hurtling its feathery body into Roy's still screaming, gaping maw. Roy struggles for breath as the owl's head corkscrews deep within his throat, forcing itself ever further into his windpipe.

Looks like Roy really is going to die trying after all.

Am I following the rules of the thread OK?

RoyTordesLegend
07-09-2014, 04:24 PM
(indeed)

Like a phoenix from the flames, Roy majestically, casts off the owl and pronounces himself ready for "The Huz Experience"

Huz
07-09-2014, 04:38 PM
In a cruel twist of fate, the world suddenly and inexplicably undergoes a total catastrophic idiom failure, rendering metaphors real and consuming Roy in the flames from which he is figuratively arising. The end.

RoyTordesLegend
07-10-2014, 04:23 AM
The end....of the world (as we know it) by R.E.M. suddendly and inexplicably starts playing on a nearby car stereo, which somehow continues to work despite the flames (not unlike John Candys rented car in Planes Trains and Automobiles). Roy douses himself off, stands up, raises his eyebrows (singed), and marches forward, ready to immerse himself in "The Huz Experience".

Huz
07-10-2014, 02:19 PM
But wait! Roy is gripped by a moment of self-doubt. Can he handle the full majesty of The Huz Experience? Is he strong enough? Or will he quail at the last moment, crumbling into a pile of quivering jelly?

Roy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vial sold to him by an old crone he met hanging around at the docks. It's labelled "Essence d'Huz". Could this be a way in to the full Experience? Probably. Roy takes a swig.

Unfortunately, Essence d'Huz turns out to be made of liquid fire and Roy dies burning in agony.

RoyTordesLegend
07-10-2014, 02:26 PM
....the man lying dead on the floor is revealed to not be Roy but a lookalikey from the Roy Tordes Fan club.

Roy continues to strike a heroic pose and readies himself for the Huz Experience.