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11-28-2005, 02:14 PM
Do I dare start this diaster up again, after being away from the lands I once loved?
Yes...I dare. In other places, too. Unfortunately, the orginal thread was deleted, but... (http://www.xombieforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=804)
Who wants to start?
11-29-2005, 06:05 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket...
11-29-2005, 05:51 PM
...His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened...
11-29-2005, 06:58 PM
...A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to...
11-30-2005, 04:09 PM
...wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants...
12-10-2005, 05:20 AM
The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under...
a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for...
...the man wearing short pants.
So he decided to burn the pile, using...
12-18-2005, 09:22 PM
...the bucket's flamethrower.
But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with...
01-12-2006, 12:30 AM
Water (ironic, huh?)
04-03-2006, 07:14 PM
that alot of sharks and...
the still-beating heart of...
04-09-2006, 08:29 PM
several million ducks that like to.....
04-13-2006, 06:56 PM
eat chease. Little did the ducks know....
04-13-2006, 06:59 PM
the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies.....
were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.
04-13-2006, 09:53 PM
Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling....
05-13-2006, 11:09 PM
"Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to....
crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended.
05-13-2006, 11:19 PM
Then,another one rose from hell and then...
06-01-2006, 03:45 PM
yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and,
Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number.
06-05-2006, 02:12 AM
Then, the jell-o puddin' pops.....
TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos...
06-05-2006, 11:55 PM
Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that....
06-06-2006, 02:55 PM
was pink and was apparently from Narnia....
(A land which doesn't exist.)
06-12-2006, 05:51 PM
this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was...
This is the story.. Sick huh ?
There once was a man from Nantucket...
His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened.
A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants with oil. The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for the man wearing short pants.
So he decided to burn the pile, using the bucket's flamethrower. But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with Water (ironic, huh?) that alot of sharks and the still-beating heart of several million ducks that like to eat chease. Little did the ducks know the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.
Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling "Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended. Then,another one rose from hell and then yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and, Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number. Then, the jell-o puddin' pops made a sandwich with TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that was pink and was apparently from Narnia (A land which doesn't exist.) this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was Transparent.
meanwhile, on the other side of the planet :
06-14-2006, 01:21 PM
The invasion of the men in short pants began. They began rampaging...
duck centers, duck shops, duck parks and...
06-14-2006, 01:40 PM
Barbera Stridsand. But the men in short pants didn't know....
That they had went to the wrong planet.
06-14-2006, 04:41 PM
So they bought a Queen CD and listened to it. Then...
Johnny Mercury rised from the grave and partied with them until dawn. Well, as close to dawn as possible, you see...
06-15-2006, 12:49 PM
(I hate you Smon, hate you, hate you, hate you) Then, the duckies formend an army to fight the.....
10-15-2006, 04:34 PM
beatles. And then johnny mercury noticed his name wasnīt johnny it was actually freddy. It was the ectoplasm that effected his brain cells and that the...
thread had been bumped, which subsequently...
10-15-2006, 06:40 PM
...whatever...on with the story...so...
within the next few days, the world slowly stopped spinning, freezing everyone and everything related to the story so far, save one solitary character, that being...
10-17-2006, 02:49 PM
The chicken began laying eggs: one by one they...
10-26-2006, 01:51 PM
fuketed around. And the eggs started to burst showing little drops of...what is that? I donīt know... it was...
02-03-2007, 11:32 PM
...lactic acid. That's right, these baby chickens were...
02-05-2007, 09:27 AM
09-03-2007, 01:18 PM
and then he realisexd that his name is actually freddie mercury
08-01-2009, 05:05 AM
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05-15-2014, 05:25 PM
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07-09-2014, 02:17 PM
and then the ground shook, the lights flickered, and Huz allowed Roy to join 'The Huz Experience'
You couldn't handle The Huz Experience.
07-09-2014, 02:32 PM
somewhere in the distance an owl hoots, Roy screamed at the top of his voice "I CAN handle the Huz experience, or die trying!"
Suddenly and without warning, the owl swoops from its perch, hurtling its feathery body into Roy's still screaming, gaping maw. Roy struggles for breath as the owl's head corkscrews deep within his throat, forcing itself ever further into his windpipe.
Looks like Roy really is going to die trying after all.
Am I following the rules of the thread OK?
07-09-2014, 04:24 PM
Like a phoenix from the flames, Roy majestically, casts off the owl and pronounces himself ready for "The Huz Experience"
In a cruel twist of fate, the world suddenly and inexplicably undergoes a total catastrophic idiom failure, rendering metaphors real and consuming Roy in the flames from which he is figuratively arising. The end.
07-10-2014, 04:23 AM
The end....of the world (as we know it) by R.E.M. suddendly and inexplicably starts playing on a nearby car stereo, which somehow continues to work despite the flames (not unlike John Candys rented car in Planes Trains and Automobiles). Roy douses himself off, stands up, raises his eyebrows (singed), and marches forward, ready to immerse himself in "The Huz Experience".
But wait! Roy is gripped by a moment of self-doubt. Can he handle the full majesty of The Huz Experience? Is he strong enough? Or will he quail at the last moment, crumbling into a pile of quivering jelly?
Roy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small vial sold to him by an old crone he met hanging around at the docks. It's labelled "Essence d'Huz". Could this be a way in to the full Experience? Probably. Roy takes a swig.
Unfortunately, Essence d'Huz turns out to be made of liquid fire and Roy dies burning in agony.
07-10-2014, 02:26 PM
....the man lying dead on the floor is revealed to not be Roy but a lookalikey from the Roy Tordes Fan club.
Roy continues to strike a heroic pose and readies himself for the Huz Experience.
Roy begins to think he'll be waiting a while.
10-23-2014, 05:12 PM
Then out from the chaos and smoke and fire emerged a figure with long black locks heaving two great bags of assorted chocolates. And thus did Artisa proclaim that they were melting and needed help finishing them before the trick-or-treaters got to them first.
03-29-2015, 04:34 PM
Artisa is beset by Shriners and suffers a grim fate.
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