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Natty
12-14-2005, 06:19 PM
I know this is a tad early, but otherwise I'll forget to post this pic :p


http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/4982/santanatty0tm.jpg

Kjølen
12-14-2005, 07:52 PM
Santa eats children you know. Don't get too close.

And, Merry Christmas.

DarthAve
12-14-2005, 07:55 PM
OMG! This board is so contriversail! It should say "Happy Holidays" What about those of us who are Jewish, or Kwanzaish, or Muslum? I'm just Kedddding! I'm acting like those crazy liberals, but anyway Happy Christmas.

Kjølen
12-14-2005, 10:29 PM
Nobody likes the Jewish, Kwanzaish, Muslim, or liberal people.



... ;)

DarthAve
12-14-2005, 10:50 PM
I like your avatar's little Christmas hat. This is my time of year, cause my name means 'Ruler of the Elves' I am so related to santa.

Joshi
12-15-2005, 08:10 AM
Nobody likes the Jewish, Kwanzaish, Muslim, or liberal people.



... ;)

Any other day I'd start wailing on your arse for that comment...but I'm Hindu, a man of peace (apparently) so...Merry Christmas!

Gabez
12-15-2005, 09:00 AM
Don't forget to enter into the Mojo competition (http://www.mixnmojo.com/php/news/showfile.php?id=1948&category=mojonews) for more festive fun. ;-*

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DarthAve
12-15-2005, 12:14 PM
Don't forget to enter into the Mojo competition (http://www.mixnmojo.com/php/news/showfile.php?id=1948&category=mojonews) for more festive fun. ;-*

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OMG, I should submit my fansong "Oh,Psychonauts!"

Huz
12-15-2005, 12:32 PM
Yes, yes you should.

Thrik
12-15-2005, 02:06 PM
I agree!

DarthAve
12-15-2005, 02:27 PM
OMG, The ever mighty mods would like me to submit my broadway worthy Psycho-carol?

NiKo
12-15-2005, 06:00 PM
Nobody likes the Jewish, Kwanzaish, Muslim, or liberal people.



... ;)

I'm jewish and you loooove me!

Kjølen
12-15-2005, 06:05 PM
Only during those lonely, greasy, well-lubricated nights, Niko.

DarthAve
12-15-2005, 07:39 PM
....that gave me some strange thoughts. I'll think about Christmas morning, my mom watching A Christmas Story on TBS over and over again, my dad eggnog drunk, and my grandparents drinking some OJ from wine glasses. Myself, sitting in the corner unwrapping a present. Good times, good times

Ray Jones
12-16-2005, 08:26 AM
OMG, The ever mighty mods would like me to submit my broadway worthy Psycho-carol?
No, they just want to make fun of you after you did. "HAHA" - that's how they gonna laugh at you.

Fealiks
12-16-2005, 02:08 PM
EID MUBURAK!!

er...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

DrMcCoy
12-16-2005, 02:30 PM
Merry Christmas/Yule/Hanukkah/...

And while I'm at it, enjoy the passing of the YOLD 3171 and enjoy welcoming the YOLD 3172!

90SK
12-16-2005, 05:02 PM
Ho ho ho. Yeah...

The halmark aspect of Christmas is distasteful, in my eyes. But the cookies make up for it. Merry Christmas/ assorted other december holidays!

DarthAve
12-16-2005, 11:31 PM
Let's just clump up all the holidays like that hole Christmahaunakwanzaka+Muslum holday thingie. I'll bring the christmas pudding and the candles for the menorah!

90SK
12-16-2005, 11:31 PM
I think the more conservative factions would have a thing or two to say about that.

DarthAve
12-16-2005, 11:35 PM
Oh c'mon. Stop being so uptight and have some kool-aid!

NiKo
12-17-2005, 12:04 PM
I find kool aid to be offensive to us jews!

*forms an angry jewish mob*

DarthAve
12-17-2005, 02:18 PM
Ummm....we have vanilla coke too. Nobody speaks the international language of peace better that Coka-Cola

Joshi
12-17-2005, 03:30 PM
We can of course thank Coca-Cola for turning Santa Red...

DrMcCoy
12-17-2005, 04:10 PM
We can of course thank Coca-Cola for turning Santa Red...

http://snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

DarthAve
12-17-2005, 04:12 PM
OMG, you go to snopes too? I luv that site!

Fealiks
12-17-2005, 05:55 PM
This post edited for stupidity and a lack of correct spelling and grammar.

Happy Holidays!

DarthAve
12-17-2005, 08:20 PM
Okay, are we gonna have the celebration of cultures or not?

Zoom Rabbit
12-17-2005, 10:23 PM
No. We are going to hassle over the fineries of politically correct holiday greetings in an effort to be all-inclusive until we are left with only the common ground that snow is wet and elves are real, but they work for Wal-mart.

:D

So. I will have Zoom's Day ALL BY MYSELF. :max: It's my holiday now, bitches. I will get gloriously drunk on fine cognac, raving stoned on hashish and stagger about in the yard in my long underwear. Hannukah? Twelve days it is! Christmas? Give me your presents, and womenfolk for use by the fire! Kwanzah? Pass me that blunt, yo. Ramadan? Well, I-- *(Suddenly whips out a big sword and spins around to see who's standing behind him.)* Anyway, I hereby proclaim the universal winter festival to be:

Zoom's Day. :dozey:

(Except in the southern hemisphere, where it's the summer holiday. Whatever.)

DarthAve
12-17-2005, 11:06 PM
Well....does Robert Goulet celebrate Zoom's Day? He is cool, him and his Robert Goulet cell phone ring tones.

Kjølen
12-17-2005, 11:34 PM
*Sings Christmas carols*

Jolly ole' Saint Thrikolas... la la la la LA!

DarthAve
12-17-2005, 11:38 PM
That's a clever one, right there. Robert Goulet should write a song about you.

Ray Jones
12-19-2005, 09:13 AM
Christmas? Hehe. Surprisingly, I will be not there where I wanted to be, and I felt kinda sad about this, so I changed my mind and decided I want to be somewhere else, so now, and even more surprisingly, I will be there where I want to be. Hey, this ain't bad, huh?
So, uuhm should be like .. into the club at 1 (as in "it's dark outside") - I don't really know. - out of the club at 4 (as in "dusk").
Yah mon, indeed, my life's way beyond being more than a complete mess and all, but I like Berlin for offering the opportunity to go deeper into that for further investigation and to waste time, health and chi. :D

:dozey: However. The sooner I party myself to death, the sooner I have valid prove at hand for there is no god, or if there is I can be sure about having to deny his very existence, for him being a farthead and no good father at all. Not to mention mean and stinky. Aaand.. okay, there's something else, but I can't seem to remember it right now, but I'm almost sure it was about 'having acute schizophrenic episodes' or the like. .. Did I say farthead already?

Yeah. Also. It's not about being lovely, honest, nice and giving respect and love to others at 'christmas' - it's about being lovely, honest, nice and giving respect and love to others for your whole ****ing life although most likely you're not going to get something back. So. Errm. Who the hell said it must be for christmas? :¬:


Grumpy? No. In love. It's christmas time ya know? Oh yes.

Gabez
12-19-2005, 10:29 AM
I'm not sure about love but I do wish the world was more fair.

Ray Jones
12-19-2005, 10:56 AM
It's captured by "giving respect", but what do I know, so I'll just add it to my "list".
Err.. that way I'm more fair and such, and it's my gift to you. *tear* I love you, Gabesznic. *hugs* *reaches for wallet* *runs off*

Das Mole
12-19-2005, 11:26 AM
Merry Christmas, everybotty.

DarthAve
12-19-2005, 04:39 PM
It's not Christmas.....yet. Jack Skellington and the people of Halloweentown still have 6 days to make a very spooky Christmas!

Thrik
12-20-2005, 05:22 PM
No, they just want to make fun of you after you did. "HAHA" - that's how they gonna laugh at you.
Or perhaps just put it on my Psychonauts website. :¬:

DarthAve
12-20-2005, 07:19 PM
Everyone's trying to gang up on me. "QUIT THROWING THOSE DANG ERASERS AARON! I'm gonna put a knife in your heart and hang you from the cafeteria ceiling!"
Oh sorry, flashback. Poor Aaron.

Kjølen
12-20-2005, 07:56 PM
Wait, I just noticed something... is Santa touching himself? What a naughty boy.

Skinkie
12-27-2005, 11:37 AM
HE has to stay Merry all the time, give him a break.

PoM
12-27-2005, 11:41 AM
Why is santa fat? Because he eats so much!
*BWahahaahahahah!!1*
I'm too funny. Merry holidays.

Das Mole
12-27-2005, 12:11 PM
You're probably right.

DrMcCoy
12-27-2005, 12:36 PM
Why is santa fat? Because he eats so much!

http://drmccoy.xtrem3.de/imgs/you-not-funny.jpg