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Rebel Loyaltist
04-06-2000, 12:31 AM
We all know that BW an RL battles are the m,ost famous so lets bring the heat back! IT's no fun without heat!

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The Rebel Alliance. They're the best. Enough said. The Empire sucks. Too much said.
http://go.to/rebelguardians
hockeypro1@aol.com

K_Kinnison
04-06-2000, 12:57 PM
Do you actually think they decided to play the game, and stopped bad mouthing anything names Rebel, or Republic?

milkshake
04-06-2000, 03:54 PM
This should turn out intresting

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

I can drink 2 times as Much as any being three times my high! He He!

Rogue Nine
04-06-2000, 05:49 PM
*(Nine sits back in his special recline-o-chair, picks up his big bowl of candy and popcorn and gets ready to watch the action)*

Let the games BEGIN!!!

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-06-2000, 07:52 PM
*Sits next to 9 ready to nick some of his candy and popcorn and slurp on his coke occasionally ... in a nice comfy chair (but u dont get the best when u arent a Sith =OP*

"OI SIT DOWN AT THE FRONT! I CANT SEE THE FIGHT! DAMMIT!"


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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Rebel Loyaltist
04-07-2000, 01:44 AM
I'm ready with my bad mouthomatic 2000!

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The Rebel Alliance. They're the best. Enough said. The Empire sucks. Too much said.
http://go.to/rebelguardians
hockeypro1@aol.com

Fondas
04-07-2000, 08:41 AM
* Fondas finds a seat right next to R9 and Anubis with his 3 gallon tub of cream and cookies ice-cream* what time does the show start ? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif Ice-cream anyone ???

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The only place where success comes prior to work, is in a dictionary ! TZG+7

GUNNER
04-07-2000, 12:06 PM
GUNNER pulls up his La-z-boy next to R9, ANUBIS, and Fondas and then motions to his bikini clad waitress to bring out his 22oz steak and lobster and 2 litre coke bottle. "Hey Fondas ,can I have a scoop of that". http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Who is more foolish,the fool or the fool who follows him"
TZG. FORUM -3 HOURS

milkshake
04-07-2000, 06:22 PM
Milkshake gets out his Repolser lift chair, hovering high in the sky where nobody with big afro's will affect him.

Beat that with your primative 20'th century
Lay-Z-Boys!

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

I can drink 2 times as Much as any being three times my high! He He!

BrokenWings22FG
04-08-2000, 09:39 AM
Interesting...very interesting...

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CMDR BrokenWings22FG
Commander of the 22nd Flight Group
http://fly.to/22FG
brokenwings22fg@go.com
"To Restore Law and order thorough the Galaxy!"
"To serve and protect the innocent!"

EFA_KETICH_[CO?]
04-08-2000, 04:14 PM
Kitch finds a tree to hang from behind the small garving of people

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Ewok's go NIE

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-08-2000, 06:52 PM
dips schlong into that big tub on ice cream
AHhhhhh
now you wont be wanting that =)
ill take it off your hands.... ill just scoop that lil bit away... good as new =)
orders a big plate of chips and a pizza freshly imported from Italy =)
let the show begin!
*Offers a chip round to everyone*

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Rebel Loyaltist
04-08-2000, 07:41 PM
I want to fight!

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The Rebel Alliance. They're the best. Enough said. The Empire sucks. Too much said.
http://go.to/rebelguardians
hockeypro1@aol.com

Fel Crynyd
04-08-2000, 09:36 PM
*Fel floats over in his La-z-hover-boy with a cooler of beer and a 20oz bag of BBQ Chips* Any body want some beer?

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Commander Fel Crynyd
XO of Hope Squadron
New Republic Marines
Wow, General, I never considered you the frontal assult type!
-Starcraft

milkshake
04-08-2000, 10:26 PM
Yes Please

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

I can drink 2 times as Much as any being three times my high! He He!

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-09-2000, 02:22 PM
YEAH DAMMIT!
wheres this fight? man if nothing happens we'll just have to get drunk! and eat all this damn food on our nice comfy chairs =O)
mmmmm sound good to anyone? hehe im in!
*pops to shop for a bottle of vodka and a few kegs of beers.... and some nachos with chille dip* =)
im set for either event now =)
lets roll baby!

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Tek Gunner
04-09-2000, 06:58 PM
I'll have some beer too please...now are we gonna see some fighting or not?? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif Tek looks at his ticket and finds his seat Oh... row AA1! Good seats!

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11<font size=1>



[This message has been edited by Tek Gunner (edited April 09, 2000).]

K_Kinnison
04-10-2000, 01:56 PM
You paid for the full seat, but all you need is the edge.... i think


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He's a sun god, he's a fun god
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Official Forum Pun-slinger

milkshake
04-10-2000, 02:39 PM
Popcorn! get your Popcorn here!

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

I can drink 2 times as Much as any being three times my high! He He!

Rogue Nine
04-10-2000, 04:53 PM
Shake that waitress over here!!!

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-10-2000, 06:41 PM
oh baby!
that waitress can sit on my lap anyday!
or even better... on my face =)
mmmmmmmmmmmm
erm has anyone got a cushion?
ah nm.. this empty popcorn box will do =)
ps... da waitress.... i apologise before hand as I know its gonna get cut out quick

but u have to agree... its worth it for those few that will see it

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally http://omega.clanpages.com/


[This message has been edited by OMEGA_ANUBIS (edited April 10, 2000).]



[This message has been edited by Tek Gunner (edited April 10, 2000).]

Tek Gunner
04-10-2000, 08:28 PM
Well *erm*...you were right, it DID get cut out pretty quick. Come on now, this is supposed to be a fight, not a peep show or something. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

milkshake
04-10-2000, 09:09 PM
I'M NOT A WAITRESS!!!!!!!!!

Chokie! get your fresh dreid Chokie here!

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

Who are you?

Rogue Nine
04-11-2000, 05:30 PM
I better get my own waitress. It's obvious you doods aren't going to share...

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-12-2000, 08:53 PM
hehe thats not what i was told..
I heard you are a 'waitress' down the Blue Oyster Bar every Thursday night =)
dammit.. i knew that pic would get taken down hehe.... she was niiiiiice
so nice i felt the need to put that pic as the introduction to my wing page hehe
if u wanna see it its @ http://omega.clanpages.com/wings/epsilon/
but dont say i told u.... right
=)

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

K_Kinnison
04-12-2000, 10:35 PM
She looks like she needs some food. so thin, i prefer more beefy women, muscle wise that is, not bouancy

Rogue Nine
04-13-2000, 05:45 PM
ANUBIS, whatever you do there is fine, but don't put it here...

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-13-2000, 06:30 PM
chill winston =)
i knew it was gonna get removed =)
just a lil prank
*slaps wrists*
man, just cos i stole ya munchies =OP
hehe

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Fel Crynyd
04-14-2000, 03:05 PM
Hey i don't care i had a nice view from up here! Now where is the fight? I am running out of Beer

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Commander Fel Crynyd
XO of Hope Squadron
New Republic Marines
Wow, General, I never considered you the frontal assult type!
-Starcraft

Rebel Loyaltist
04-14-2000, 10:59 PM
RL gets his Lazyboy hover super deluxe chair and gets and and orders a pizza. Wait! I supposed to be fighting! *angerily walks down to the field.

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The Rebel Alliance. They're the best. Enough said. The Empire sucks. Too much said.
http://go.to/rebelguardians
hockeypro1@aol.com




[This message has been edited by Rebel Loyaltist (edited April 14, 2000).]

K_Kinnison
04-15-2000, 01:09 AM
my beers gone flat, we need a Keg

Tek Gunner
04-15-2000, 02:02 AM
You'd better get this fight going soon, while they are sober. Soon your gonna have some angry drunken people on your hands. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

Nitro
04-15-2000, 02:49 AM
Walks in, Youth Energy in tow, pulling a keg of Labatt's Blue, and a Lay-Me-Boy inclining bed...

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"What would people think if they knew that I'm a Jesus freak?
What will people do when they find out it's true?
Well I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak,
There ain't no disguising the truth!"
-Chorus from Jesus Freak, by DC Talk

Nitro, the Commanding Officer of the Rogue Alliance

Time Zone Gang: +1

milkshake
04-15-2000, 02:33 PM
WAHOO!

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

Who are you?

wedge_antil3
04-18-2000, 03:18 PM
wedge pulls in with a 18 wheller full of beer with a hover bed in tow and a taser at his hip


FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE !!!

Rogue Nine
04-18-2000, 05:35 PM
Lay-Me Boy Chair, Nitrous?

Fel Crynyd
04-18-2000, 08:13 PM
*dumps cooler and floats over to Wedge* Fill it up! and where is K_Kinnison I want a fight!!!!!!!!!

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Commander Fel Crynyd
XO of Hope Squadron
New Republic Marines
Wow, General, I never considered you the frontal assult type!
-Starcraft

K_Kinnison
04-18-2000, 11:55 PM
why do you want to fight moi?

The last time i saw this much beer i couldn't see straight for a week

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-19-2000, 12:58 AM
cos you farted and it stinks!
man.... pass me that empty pop corn box so i can put it over my nose!
dammit! what the hell have you been eating!?!?

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

K_Kinnison
04-19-2000, 01:39 PM
pork rinds?

wedge_antil3
04-19-2000, 01:55 PM
wedge puts on a gas mask with a hose running into it thats connected to a keg of beer.
and fills up Fel Crynyds coller

SLURP...SLURP...

[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 19, 2000).]

wedge_antil3
04-19-2000, 02:00 PM
wedges gasmask melts under kinnisons stink

Rogue Nine
04-19-2000, 04:35 PM
You guys are nuts. Some of you are macadamia.

Ikhnaton
04-19-2000, 05:17 PM
damn, i just saw the pic of the waitress!

http://ral.wyvernweb.com/files/eek2.gif

wedge_antil3
04-19-2000, 05:26 PM
im not nuts im just drunk

[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 20, 2000).]

Tek Gunner
04-19-2000, 08:29 PM
*Boo!* No fighting? C'mon!! Wheres the fighting?? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

Nute Gunray
04-20-2000, 12:02 AM
*punches Tek in the head*

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The only winning move is not to play

Tek Gunner
04-20-2000, 02:06 AM
Ouch!! Oh!! Is that how it's gonna be? Well ok then!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
*Tek punches Nute in the gut and does a running tackle...*
Oh well...at least it's some fighting! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

wedge_antil3
04-20-2000, 01:51 PM
wedge walks into the fight with a beer in one hand and a DL-44 blaster in the other and stuns tek gunner takes a drink and smashes his bottle of beer over nute gunrays head


..zap.....gulp..gulp...smash......

both lay on the ground

wedge_antil3
04-20-2000, 02:58 PM
wedge goes into the bathroom to make a molotav coctail (gas bomb)

Fel Crynyd
04-20-2000, 10:08 PM
*Fel dips hose in cooler of beer and watches the fight*
Aww...
come on... NO BLASTERS!!!! *slurp*
you dumb fool, and were *slurp* do you plan to use that *Slurp* stink bomb? Don't make me have to use my Air Taser!

Tek Gunner
04-20-2000, 11:31 PM
Blaster? Blaster?! Tsk, Tsk...it takes more than a puny little "blaster" to take us out! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

Rogue Nine
04-21-2000, 04:52 PM
*(Takes Fel's blaster and crushes it with a Force grip.)*

Any other takers? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Tek Gunner
04-21-2000, 08:53 PM
Yep, I told you! Never ever mess with a Sith http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

milkshake
04-21-2000, 09:39 PM
I know I left my Storm trooper armor around here somewhere

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

Who are you?

wedge_antil3
04-21-2000, 09:40 PM
wedge deep fries Tek gunner with his molotav cocktail

.............he..he..he..he..........

......Tek gunner meets the creator....

Tek Gunner
04-22-2000, 12:48 AM
Tek force grips the febile Jedi to his knees and then looks above him with a smirk... Hmm...nope. Can't do that one either. Sorry http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

Rogue Nine
04-22-2000, 07:08 PM
Silly, foolish, ignorant Jedi. When will they learn?

Rogue Nine
04-22-2000, 07:11 PM
He's right. Never ever mess with a SITH.

http://swssg.jedicore.net/ubb/devil.gif

milkshake
04-22-2000, 11:18 PM
But always mess with a stormtrooper http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-It's an Alien!
-It's my mother in law!

-Don't eat me! Eat THIS one!

-Who's Brain is this?

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-23-2000, 01:27 AM
*anubis walks around pished of his head, unable to control his bladder any longer he sloshes on the brawlers down below*
oop... sorry *hic* guys! hehe.... my bad.

still in awe of that DAMN fine young lady i posted a picture of.
*said in drunken stupor*
*hic* im gonna *hic... hic... belch*, im gonna marry her i am..*hic*
passes out in a pool of blood from the fight earlier.
(will wake up WANTING blood)

WAKE ME WHEN THE FIGHTING STARTS!

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Rogue Nine
04-23-2000, 03:47 PM
Hmm, lemme try this new Force power I've just acquired. What is it again? Oh yes, the Force flamethrower. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

milkshake
04-24-2000, 01:57 PM
LOL

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-It's an Alien!
-It's my mother in law!

-Don't eat me! Eat THIS one!

-Who's Brain is this?

wedge_antil3
04-24-2000, 01:58 PM
Hmmm...I got a new one if a jedi can use the force to rip the insides out of a droid i bet I could do it to a sith....


* reaches out with the force and grabs Tek Gunners guts and pulls them out his @$$ useing the force.


.....he.he.he....

thats a new one.

Tek Gunner
04-24-2000, 09:00 PM
Ok, now your just being un-creative! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

milkshake
04-24-2000, 10:27 PM
I pull the brains out the eyesockets now THATS creative

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-It's an Alien!
-It's my mother in law!

-Don't eat me! Eat THIS one!

-Who's Brain is this?

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-25-2000, 12:49 AM
Well i myself.. according to Omega story am a shadow Jedi....
and this what i do...

*uses force to push siths insides back in... then null all others force using in the room.... then he turns the water into beer.... and it comes on tap... cold tap is beer.. hot is vodka.. (i will do requests too)
Then for amusement he tells jokes. (Um, no, none of that, ANUBIS.)

now... top that biatch!
oh and check dis out hehe http://www.btinternet.com/~gurs/SJ.swf


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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally http://omega.clanpages.com/




[This message has been edited by Rogue Nine (edited April 25, 2000).]

wedge_antil3
04-26-2000, 03:13 PM
* walks up to omega_anubis and blows the
*#@& out of him with his 45. ACP

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-26-2000, 05:13 PM
bah... is that all ya got?
a puny handgun!
*laughs histerically*
Im INVINCIBLE!
TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
muhahahah

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally http://omega.clanpages.com/




[This message has been edited by OMEGA_ANUBIS (edited April 30, 2000).]

wedge_antil3
04-28-2000, 01:55 PM
in that case i use my grizly singleshot BMP. rifle bassed on a world war 1 anti-tank design




[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited May 01, 2000).]

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-30-2000, 10:59 AM
Who said anything about shotguns? MUHAHahahahahahaha
ahem

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Poor Bastard
04-30-2000, 01:22 PM
Here we go again... p|-|34r the king 'o forum battles http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

*Runs in, drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks, and drinks some more*

Ok, I'm ready...

*Goes to the kitchen, and coms back with a spoon. Jumps on wedge, and punches him several tims in the face. wedge falls down, and PB uses the spoon to rip his eyeballs out and sticks 'em in his nose.*

Like I said, p|-|34r m3!!

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

OMEGA_ANUBIS
04-30-2000, 07:22 PM
nasty

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

K_Kinnison
04-30-2000, 08:42 PM
TAKE THIS!
http://www.usmo.com/~starwars/animation/jawa.gif

O-Fricken-Tinee!

Fel Crynyd
04-30-2000, 11:54 PM
*Fel While watching this keeps drinking Beer* himm now will somebody kill somebody befor i have to??
Ahh what the hell...
*pull out Klingon Knife and Flips it open* Wedge... This one is for you
*stabs it into his gut and pulles it out*
any body have a Hankerchif i need to wipe off my blade!!

Poor Bastard
05-01-2000, 07:03 AM
Wedge's body has one http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...<font size=1>

[This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited May 01, 2000).]

wedge_antil3
05-02-2000, 01:43 PM
* uses his BFG to fry poor bastard and fel crynyd and dumps there bodys into the river where all the little fish and crustations can eat there decaying bodys


no one can dodge or block a BFG not even god
and especialy no pice of $#!# sith

Rogue Nine
05-02-2000, 06:42 PM
Watch your mouth, wedge, and especially what you say about the admins and mods here.

OMEGA_ANUBIS
05-02-2000, 11:24 PM
What you mean the one where all the sith are nasty scum sucking morons?
j/k =OP
U know i love you all =)
now.... i think this call has been LONG overdue (play ground recollections anyone?)

BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Avenger1
05-16-2000, 03:21 PM
Avenger1 walks ins and looks around.... "Dangit did i miss the party again!?! this stinks!" Anybody got a beer, or a piece of chicken?

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May the force be with you!

Fel Crynyd
05-19-2000, 01:30 AM
*fel gets up*
Ya won't get rid of me that easly Wedge!
*jumps on to Lazy-hover-chair and hits button*
Hope you like doging missils!
*opens foot rest revaling missile launcher and 12 missiles, fires 4 off at wedge, All 4 hitting making a nice fire ball*
HaHaHa hope ya like Hell!!!

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Commander Fel Crynyd
XO of Hope Squadron
New Republic Marines
And I Keep Telling People,
A Inverted Half Imbalmen is not a Sex Posistion!!!!