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Rebel Loyaltist
04-19-2000, 05:46 AM
I've got people with lazyboy chairs and beer and munches and no fun! Fight Know!

To start the heat: The 22fg couldn't heat the broad-side of a rebel Tug!

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Fondas
04-19-2000, 06:45 AM
Be carefull what you wish for RL ! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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K_Kinnison
04-19-2000, 02:36 PM
Actually, i think they practice in Tugs...IN them.

*pulls up chair, Slams a beer, and sips another*

wedge_antil3
04-19-2000, 03:14 PM
wedge walks in drunk and shocks K_Kinnison with his tasser and walks out grinning

ZAP.......HE..HE..HE..HE..HE......

K_Kinnison lays on the floor Unconscious with saliva driping out his mouth.

[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 19, 2000).]

K_Kinnison
04-19-2000, 08:29 PM
*twitch* *twitch*

Fel Crynyd
04-20-2000, 11:09 PM
Where is that drunken fool...
I want to use my Air Taser!!!!!!!!!!

Clef Ostin
04-20-2000, 11:52 PM
SO you want a fight?
you can have one.

* commands a unit Stormtroopers in to the cantina - cant find a rebel - graps the empty beer tin from the flor just to press it like a cheese, slams the tin into a corner:"Damn" *

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K_Kinnison
04-20-2000, 11:57 PM
*Has a tribe of Ewoks show up to subdue the Troopers, after they are done, he shoves them out the dor before they sing*

milkshake
04-21-2000, 10:21 PM
I'm the drunken fool!!!

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

Who are you?

nutz_efa_33rd_BTS_kitch
05-10-2000, 06:48 PM
well i a ewok , and i go NIE

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K_Kinnison
05-10-2000, 07:30 PM
nie? no shrubbery?

TK421
05-10-2000, 11:42 PM
Hey where'd all my Stormie buddies go! We get in trouble if we don't stay in a group.

* Fires his StormTrooper rifle at Ewok-General Kinnison, but somehow misses and hit's Nutz in the head *

K_Kinnison
05-11-2000, 12:13 AM
I have the one item that all Stormies fear... A can opener... come here! and STAY AT YOUR POST!

TK421
05-11-2000, 12:23 AM
"THAT THINGS OPERATIONAL! LET ME OUTA HERE!"

* TK runs screaming from the cruel Kinnison *

Beside's don't you know all StormTrooper suits have a ring-pull :P Ha Ha Ha

K_Kinnison
05-11-2000, 01:57 AM
Brings out gun PULL!

*as TK421 nicely arcs across the sky..he fires the Desert Eagle .45*

Tek Gunner
05-11-2000, 02:11 AM
*Sees the crowd looking up at TK's exploding body, and hears the crowd's "Oh's and Ah's.."* http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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TK421
05-11-2000, 03:04 AM
"All the Emperor's lackey's and all the Emperor's men couldn't put poor TK back together again http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif"

* just then an entire legion of the Empire's best troops arrive on the scene and proceed to turn Kinnison into swiss cheese! *

Mmmmm CHEESE

K_Kinnison
05-11-2000, 02:11 PM
BUT IM SO TASTY!

TK421
05-11-2000, 02:59 PM
That was suppose to be a Cheese trap K_K, you're from the Cheese state right? Course if you're not then I sound like a complete idiot, funny how familiar that feels http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

That's right come get the cheese, good boy.
no don't worry about that thermal detonator in the middle just chomp down hard http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

* KA BOOOM! *

Oh look, it's raining Kinnison kibbles http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

- say where is everybody from, I'm from South Australia (the dryest state in the dryest country on earth - fact).

Fel Crynyd
05-14-2000, 08:13 PM
*after laffing at all the occurences Zaps TK421 and watches him fry*

BBQ any one? And no Ewoks are not invited so BACK OFF BEFORE I ZAP YOU TO, YA FURBALL!!

TK421
05-15-2000, 04:05 AM
Sorry but due to my little war with Admiral Zaarin ( you ugly Gammorrean you! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif ) my new clone is completely immune to frying, immolating, internal combustion or being thrown into stars!

* TK uses a taser on Fel, picks up his twitching unconcious body and throws him on the BBQ until he's medium rare, nicely garnished with melted Kinnison cheese, yum *

Where is Zaarin! I've got a Deathstar with his name on it here. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Avenger1
05-16-2000, 05:48 PM
"HeeeeY EverrrrybbbBoDY WhereSss ThhE BEeeeer Att?"
Avenger1 says, as he drunkenly stumbles in to the cantina. Suddenly he trips on a peanut and his light saber falls to the ground slicing
TK421's foot off. "Whhhopssie ThhHAt Mmmust have Sstung." "Aaa lLittle Bacta, and yourr ffffoot willl bee assss good asss newww!"

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May the force be with you!

Thrawn
05-18-2000, 08:56 PM
so much for a fight...

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"Have no fear, your local Grand Admiral is here!"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn
Rogue 6

milkshake
05-19-2000, 05:31 PM
Yea, how the hell are we supposed to have a fight while RL's not around.

Oh well

/me hits Thrawn in the face giving him a nose bleed http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk
Now when you break your legs don't come running to me!

Thrawn
05-19-2000, 10:12 PM
haha tht's funny, but this is funnier
/me prepares to give milkshake a demotion in the RAL

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"Have no fear, your local Grand Admiral is here!"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn
Rogue 6