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Klia
02-25-2006, 10:47 AM
The Official Simpsons Thread
So no one ever has to hear another word about the Simpsons from me in another thread ever again,

The only things I ask of you is to have fun and contribute positiviely to this topic.


Quote of the Day
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Smon
02-25-2006, 11:18 AM
Kent Brockman:How can I prove this is a live broadcast? PENIS.

My favorite quote of the show.

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:21 AM
I think my favorite comes from KB as well.
Kent Brockman:Thanks to Old Springfield, we'll all be taking Golden Showers now!"
Crowd: Laughs
Kent Brockman: What? What?

Crappy episode but I laughed my ass off. Golden Showers. How crazy can you get.

Well now that I won't be making a double post I'm going to post my long ass complaints about the Simpsons.

Cheerio!

Smon
02-25-2006, 11:25 AM
Also I think I may know where Springfield is... not sure though:
http://www.blairstripsteel.com/map%20north%20america.jpg
We know it is by the sea and on the same shore as New York, considering it's less then a day's boatride away from the Statue of Liberty I think they're either in N.J., Virginia or N.C. As Lisa once said "It's obvious if you pay attention to the clues."

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:29 AM
Let me dig up a map of Springfield.

http://www.csupomona.edu/~jelerma/springfield/map/index.html

It's ****ing amazing.

EDIT:Someone was supposed to post between those two posts...

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:36 AM
Klia's Long ass Complaint About Characteriziation

Simpsons Family

Homer Time has been the crulest to Homer. In early seasons such as season 1 and 2 we see him as a loving, caring, if not a bit lazy father/husband. He's not perfect, a little overweight and an alcholic but when it comes down to it, he'd give up everything for his family. This is most notably shown in Lisa's Pony where he takes up a job at the Kwik-E-Mart and the power plant to help pay for Lisa's pony. In later seasons though, we see him totally disrescpecting his family to the point where he would let them die, most notably in Kidney Trouble. Some agrue that it was just out of fear but the Homer that we all knew and loved was gone forever.

Lisa: Lisa has also suffered from repeated bad characterization. She's gone from a smart, intellignet, feeling, and loving young girl to a know-it-all who looks down on everybody (Lisa the Vegetarian).

Marge: Her character has been all over the place. She represents the mother trying to raise a perfect family yet resigned to the fact that her family will never be perfect and is a symbolism of feminism. However, the writers have moved away from writing her as such and create a one-dimensional outlook towards her family of always trying to change them.

Bart: His character has suffered the least. However he seems a bit more uncaring towards the world than before.

Go ahead. Skip over this post if need be. I'm going to write one up about Burns later as I feel he's changed the most. I realize that these aren't the most well-written and are crude but hey, I'm not writing a novel here.

Smon
02-25-2006, 01:33 PM
I feel that Maggie has gotten a lot more, and in some ways a lot less, depth then most people realize. What started as a dumb joke of a character has become a slightly cocky, pop-culture imitating, manipulative brat.

Klia
02-25-2006, 01:38 PM
I feel that Maggie has gotten a lot more, and in some ways a lot less, depth then most people realize. What started as a dumb joke of a character has become a slightly cocky, pop-culture imitating, manipulative brat.


Well she always was a pop-culture imitating brat as seen in Marge Vs Itchy and Scratchy. But for the most part she's stayed the same. The most drastic take on her though was in Who Shot Mr. Burns. Lately she hasn't done anything.

Psychochaos3
02-25-2006, 03:56 PM
Also I think I may know where Springfield is... not sure though:
http://www.blairstripsteel.com/map%20north%20america.jpg
We know it is by the sea and on the same shore as New York, considering it's less then a day's boatride away from the Statue of Liberty I think they're either in N.J., Virginia or N.C. As Lisa once said "It's obvious if you pay attention to the clues."
to find out where they live is one of my life's quests. Hertes one of the clues I discovered. Its more than 2000 miles from Orlando florida shown when principal skinner tried to to stop Krabappel from getting a teacher of the year award and took willys super cool spy car. He passed a sign saying Orlando florida 2??? miles away. In another episode homer went on a hunger strike to prove that the springfield Isotopes were going to move to albequerce. Right when he was about to give up, the team owner tried to give him a hotdog. Homer, with his intense knowledge of food, proved his point by showing the hotdog was filled with southwestern ingredients. This proves that their springfeild isn't in the south west and is 2??? miles away from Orlando florida.

Klia
02-25-2006, 06:55 PM
But the weather. Also it's been shown that Springfield is a few minutes from Las Vegas in Old Money.

Attention: I just got the Bart, Homer,and Ralph book of the Simpsons Library of Wisdom. Ralph's is by far the best as they don't concentrate so much on character descriptions.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 07:25 PM
Yay, simpsons board!!! I will say this much, I love Sideshow Bob(Kelsey Grammer's only good role, since 3/4 people in the US are to dumb to understand Fraiser) more that my nail poilsh collection. He and I have so much in commen.

-Both love broadway
-Both want to kill a ten year old
-Both have been to jail
-We kinda have the same looking hair, except I look like that in the morning.
-Both have big feet
-Both plan on moving to Europe to escape the police and such.

"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? " Like I said, Sideshow Bob rocks.

Klia
02-25-2006, 08:56 PM
Personally, I don't like Sideshow Bob. Not that I can't appreciate Kelsey Grammer's acting which is superb, but I find the episodes overrated and a bit repitivive.

In the Simpsons you can't just have one favorite character. It's too hard.

Simpsons:Abe
Moe's Tavern: Moe
School:Edna
Power Plant:Classic Burns (he's **** now)
Townspeople:Herman
Misc:Lionel Hutz
Guest Star:Karl

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 09:13 PM
Ok, Here are my favorites

Simpsons:Lisa
Moe's Tavern: Lenny
School:Nelson
Power Plant:That guy who had a grudge against Homer....ugh, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Townspeople:Disco Stu
Misc:Sideshow Bob
Guest Star:Stephen Hawking(He's been on 2 that I can remember off te top of my head.)

Klia
02-25-2006, 09:16 PM
Power Plant:That guy who had a grudge against Homer....ugh, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Frank Grimes.

I remember because I OD like him in real life.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 09:19 PM
Thank you. I always gforget people who died on the simpsons.

Klia
02-25-2006, 09:22 PM
gforgeting makes my head hurt.

At one point I thought this was all sad, how much I knew about the universe, but then I realized nerd=cool and from then on I've dedicated my life to finding quarters on the sidewalk so I can pay for that damn state tax.

Top 5:
Simpson and Delilah
Life on the Fast Lane
Homer's Enemy
Bart the General
Grade School Confidental.

To add to that, I even got the Road Rage game. *hangs head in shame*

I may have the only version of Do the Bartman on the internet. It took me about 4 months to find.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 09:27 PM
Oh yeah, I'vee got Road Rage AND Hit and Run.

How you like them apples? Arn't they delicious, I heard they make great fruit juice.

Klia
02-25-2006, 09:32 PM
I love apples. Granny smiths are my favorite but I hate apple pie. My mom has to buy 5 bags of apples a week.

DarthAve
02-25-2006, 09:46 PM
Like I told you, they make great juice. You can't get yo' hands on those, Minute Made. But still, I do have Road Rage, and Hit and Run and they both rock.

Klia
02-25-2006, 11:29 PM
YTMND FUN

http://simpsonssnakes.ytmnd.com/
http://lylesheep.ytmnd.com/
http://peteburnsgorillacoat.ytmnd.com/
http://ramonesonthesimpsons.ytmnd.com/
http://milhouseislonley.ytmnd.com/
http://ssr.ytmnd.com/(NSFW)
http://simpsonsoneweakness.ytmnd.com/
http://milhouseisronrey.ytmnd.com/
http://homervisitsno.ytmnd.com/

Homer
http://homerstrokesit.ytmnd.com/
http://homervisitsno.ytmnd.com/
http://smokeonthehomer.ytmnd.com/
http://tramampolinetrambopoline.ytmnd.com/
http://ungodlyhomer.ytmnd.com/
http://homeraddressesvatican.ytmnd.com/
http://homerphilosopher.ytmnd.com/
http://usofhomer.ytmnd.com/
http://homesimpsontardout.ytmnd.com/
http://ravehomer.ytmnd.com/
http://homerjump.ytmnd.com/
http://homerspank.ytmnd.com/
http://homerworksitagain.ytmnd.com/
http://hippiehomer.ytmnd.com/

Glad I got that off my chest.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:04 PM
This is hilarious:
Homer hates Mario. (http://noloveformario.ytmnd.com/)

Klia
02-26-2006, 08:12 PM
I've seen every last Simpsons YTMND on YTMND....yes, even the bad ones. I don't think I can watch one episode without cringing every few seconds.

Homer hates Mario was the only decent part of Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass.

Speaking of episodes, the new one will be on in an hour for us Eastern Coast peoples and it should be on now in the Central.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:14 PM
Damn... I gotta wait an hour or two.

Klia
02-26-2006, 08:15 PM
Or two? Where you at?

I apologize for using such a terrible slogan..

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 08:15 PM
Oh, congradulations. I have been watching Project Runway all day.

"Designers, I wanna f*** you like an animal. I wanna feel you on the inside. Designers, you will let me violate you."

Why can't the simpson's have dirty humor like that, not just mildly dirty humor. I mean, will homer ever say

"Marge, when I see you, you bring me closer to god."

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:18 PM
Or two? Where you at?

I apologize for using such a terrible slogan..
South Dakota... I got two hours to wait, it's only 5:18 here.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 08:26 PM
Wow, it's like 7:30 here.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:29 PM
Wow, it's like 7:30 here.
Yeah... 5:30 here now... *sigh*

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 08:36 PM
But still, why can't they say stuff like that on the simpsons??? It would be so much funnier.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:39 PM
But still, why can't they say stuff like that on the simpsons??? It would be so much funnier.
Hm...

"Marge, you bring me so much closer to god."

"Aw Homie- are you just saying that for the apple fritter?"

"...yes'm..."

"Here,"

"Apple fritter.... *drool*"

I can see that.

Klia
02-26-2006, 08:39 PM
Oh, congradulations. I have been watching Project Runway all day.

"Designers, I wanna f*** you like an animal. I wanna feel you on the inside. Designers, you will let me violate you."

Why can't the simpson's have dirty humor like that, not just mildly dirty humor. I mean, will homer ever say

"Marge, when I see you, you bring me closer to god."

If it was rated higher? That would be scary. However that doesn't mean there isn't dirty **** on the Simpsons. Lately they've been saying orgies and the sexual humour has always been subtle. A non-subtle one would be the golden shower joke. I was so suprised to see that.

The plotlines would resemble that of South Park and the heartwarming moments wouldn't be so heartwarming. Not to mention it wouldn't be my everything show. (Every genre)

Bart would say more than hell and damn, Lisa would probably be an exageratted PETA member and fade outs on Homer and Marge would be nonexistant.

Smon
02-26-2006, 08:40 PM
If it was rated higher? That would be scary. However that doesn't mean there isn't dirty **** on the Simpsons. Lately they've been saying orgies and the sexual humour has always been subtle. A non-subtle one would be the golden shower joke. I was so suprised to see that.

The plotlines would resemble that of South Park and the heartwarming moments wouldn't be so heartwarming. Not to mention it wouldn't be my everything show. (Every genre)

Bart would say more than hell and damn, Lisa would probably be an exageratted PETA member and fade outs on Homer and Marge would be nonexistant.
"This network will show a series of gruesome murders, but I bet you they fade out right before these two make love!

...

I've spoken too soon, look at them go! Oh yeah, I'll have to put that one in my playbook!"-Forgot his name.

Klia
02-26-2006, 08:46 PM
Sure they HAD it on television but you couldn't see them. So in a way FOX still wins.

Smon
02-26-2006, 10:11 PM
Yeah, by the way, it just got on here, and may I say...

BOMBARDMENT!

Klia
02-27-2006, 05:29 PM
He was only funny when he hit Willie over the head with food.

It sounded way too much like Vendetta.

I didn't have too much fun watching the episode. Techinically it was solid and the pacing was not off, however I was just bored. No joke really stood out to me except for him hitting him over the head with food and what the hell was up with the nose swinging around joke?

C.

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 05:59 PM
Like 'Vendetta'? Do you mean 'Making Fiends' Vendetta, cause she has some wiggity wack fiends.

Smon
02-27-2006, 06:08 PM
Eh, still, now I just walk around yelling BOMBARDMENT.

Klia
02-27-2006, 06:19 PM
No not like Making Fiends. Like Sideshow Bob's little boy who just says Vendetta. People always ask me that.

Bombardment wasn't as bad as Vendetta.

Smon
02-27-2006, 06:26 PM
I loved it.

BOMBARDMENT!

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 06:53 PM
Oh ok. Klia, I must say. This is surely one wiggity wack board.

Smon
02-27-2006, 06:54 PM
Oh ok. Klia, I must say. This is surely one wiggity wack board.
DUCK-OR-DIE! *bombard'd!*

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 06:55 PM
Eep, ~duck~

Smon
02-27-2006, 07:15 PM
Eep, ~duck~
You were lucky... this time. BOMBARDMENT!

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 07:16 PM
Eep ~run away~

Klia
02-27-2006, 08:50 PM
Oh ok. Klia, I must say. This is surely one wiggity wack board.

Do you want me to run around naked while singing "In the Navy"

I wouldn't really be suprised if this already happened. My Official Simpsons Thread was never meant to pass half a page of actual Simpsons talk.

Psychochaos3
03-01-2006, 09:26 PM
Do you want me to run around naked while singing "In the Navy"

I wouldn't really be suprised if this already happened. My Official Simpsons Thread was never meant to pass half a page of actual Simpsons talk. This always happens. It's one of the great forces of the universe that keeps it together and prevents it from dissolving into the dark never-ending void.

DarthAve
03-15-2006, 09:52 PM
We must talk of the simpsons. Today, I just heard a sick quote.

"Yeah, It'll be like a candy land!.....Of the mind, yeah"

Smon
03-16-2006, 06:46 AM
I love that episode.

"Everyone makes mistakes"
"Even you Mr.Hawking?"
"No, not me."

Klia
03-16-2006, 04:02 PM
What episode does that quote come from?

Did anybdoy watch the Seemingly Never Ending Story? AKA the New Story? And if so did anybody catch the gag about Smithers?

Well here's my review:

It may be the giddyness of watching a new episode that is talking but I think this is one of the best episodes after Season 17.

Lisa was back to her old self by staying back with Homer. The animation was amazing-even if Burns model seemed a bit off at some moments. The whole epsode felt ambitious as it was fast paced and showed different sides of a lot of characters, but it worked.

The jokes that I felt worked best was Burns with his relatives, Barney being thrown out of the bar, and how the dream sequences were played off well. But I felt a few missed their mark as well: the reasoning for Smithers being absent, the Texas OCD, and Burns taking photos with the kids.

I was totally absoultely suprised when Edna came off the bus and that she was dating Moe, yet it was interesting to see how optimistic and upbeat she was before she started teaching at the school. Moe was classic and I had absolutely no problems with him. To see Snake as a law-abiding citizen was nothing amazing but it did work for a few gags. Not to mention it was cool to see his son.

The gags were clever and kept on building, I was rolling on the floor at least twice during this episode. Brilliant!

And best of all-THE ENDING! The ending was wonderful, amazing, I loved it, could The Simpsons be peaking again-Mini-peaking?

A-

Smon
03-16-2006, 05:29 PM
That quote was from the one where Lisa joinsa club of nerds and when they confront the mayor about something he leaves office and they're put in charge.

DarthAve
03-16-2006, 05:38 PM
Yeah, how many episodes has Stephen Hawking been in? I've seen him in two.

Psychochaos3
03-16-2006, 06:41 PM
I can't watch the simpsons anymore because it got replaced by "my wife and kids".

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 04:45 PM
Breaking news! The simpsons live in .................................................. .................................................. .... NORTHERN KENTUCKY!

Check wikipedia!

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 06:16 PM
I know, they're gonna have a live simpsons opening!!!!

To Klia's dissaproval, I believe it can be viewed here (http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/f/funny_videos/real_life_simpsons_intro.html)

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 06:32 PM
I know, they're gonna have a live simpsons opening!!!!

To Klia's dissaproval, I believe it can be viewed here (http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/f/funny_videos/real_life_simpsons_intro.html)
i saw that video Too MANY TIMES!!! That video was made in England.

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 08:02 PM
Yeah, I know cause Marge is driving on the left side, and the licence plates are english. I just wish Homer had his pink car in the video.

Smon
04-03-2006, 06:04 PM
Gee. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_u0uVAeDws&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epoetv%2Ecom%2Fvideo%2Ephp% 3Fvid%3D1806)

DarthAve
04-03-2006, 06:38 PM
You see the trailer too?

The Simpsons Movie:Hellz Yeah!!

Klia
04-12-2006, 04:52 PM
I was very dissapointed at the trailer...and much speculation has been done on the Simpsons board. General Consenus is that it'll suck but they'll see it.


About the Simpsons live action video. They cut Smithers from the premier, took out the buttcrack, and switched Maggie and Marge in the car. I like the internet version of it better.

DarthAve
04-12-2006, 07:35 PM
Agreed. Also, I would like to say Klia,

1. We've missed you.
2. I've improved my spelling and given out my share of disses.
3. I think you missed my borthday but what the hay.
4. I love your sig.

Klia
04-12-2006, 11:11 PM
1. I missed you guys so much. I just needed a break from me and all of you as well.
2. Welcome to the dark side
3. This is your birthday song. It's not very long.
4. Raz is awesome. What else do I have to say?

Smon
04-12-2006, 11:14 PM
1.Welcome back Klia.
2.I have patented the vocabu-burn.
3.BORTHDAY?! Grammaculated!
D.I can't count.

Klia
04-12-2006, 11:20 PM
1.
2.
3.
4.

Anyway, how much more can I say hey without breaking into fluff?

DarthAve
04-12-2006, 11:34 PM
Klia, have you seen Top Chef.

If not, it's on RIGHT NOW! Bravo, check it out! Stephen is my new homeboy.

Klia
04-13-2006, 11:28 AM
Klia, have you seen Top Chef.

If not, it's on RIGHT NOW! Bravo, check it out! Stephen is my new homeboy.

What channel would that be on?

Oh, and new episode on Sunday at 8 Eastern 7 Central. Check it out.

DarthAve
04-13-2006, 04:36 PM
It's on BravoTV. same channel as Project Runway!

Klia
04-14-2006, 01:14 PM
It's on BravoTV. same channel as Project Runway!

I'll be sure to DVR it. :smash:

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 04:45 PM
Wow, sombody listened to me. SHOCKING!!

Anyone know what this week's episode will be about??

Klia
04-15-2006, 12:54 PM
Yep:

A dinner at the Frying Dutchman gone wrong turns into an excuse for another anthology show, this time with a nautical theme - Lisa tells about the Mayflower voyage, Bart tells about mutiny in Tahiti, and Homer tells about capsizing cruise ships

Another three-parter. Hopefully it will follow in the nature of The Never-Ending Story.

DarthAve
04-23-2006, 10:34 PM
That episode just showed. I personally enjoyed it. The one where they spoofed Posiden Adventure was funny.

"Out of the way. I'll use my swiss army bone."

Is it just me, or do all the sideshow people rock?

Psychochaos3
04-24-2006, 03:53 PM
My favorite simpsons quote.

Homer: Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I will ever do! Now I have a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face. I don't care who I have to fight! I will not rest till this street gets a stop sign!!!

Klia
04-26-2006, 05:58 PM
A lot of people hate Sideshow, I don't hate him but he is overused.

However I did like that parody, it was the strongest of the three. I do have that part from the second act where Skinner was kissing the Merman. All I could think of was how well drawn it was for little kids.

DarthAve
04-26-2006, 07:30 PM
Yeah, all the dumb kids at my school draw are weird anime drawings. Like panda's with chainsaw arms.

I loved that episode. I just got finished watching the one where Springfield has the hurricane and Ned goes to a mental hospital. It was ok, not the best not the worst.

Klia
04-26-2006, 09:35 PM
Hurricane? Mental Hospital?

I don't remember that one.

DarthAve
04-27-2006, 04:24 PM
Eh, I have no idea what it was called, but it was ok.

I've also seen The Simpson's 138th Episode Spetackuler with Troy McKlure.

Just looked up the episode on the simpson's website. Hurricane Neddy, season 8 episode 808 on that list thing.

Klia
05-06-2006, 09:47 PM
A few Parodies I thought you all might enjoy:

Simpsons Addams (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/addams.jpg)
Bart Witch Trials (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/bartwitch.jpg)
Thursday the 12th (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/12th.gif)
Homertrix (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/homertrix.jpg)
Bart Wars (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/bartwars.gif)
Darth-Homer (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/darth-homer.jpg)

And my favorite of all time:
Saving Private Milhouse (http://nohomers.net/cgi-bin/image.cgi?/content/gallery/parodies/savingprivatemilhouse.jpg)

DarthAve
05-07-2006, 12:05 AM
Hee! larious

I've seen the Addams family one before. But what about Scream:Lisa Version?

Klia
05-07-2006, 11:30 AM
Hee! larious

I've seen the Addams family one before. But what about Scream:Lisa Version?

I didn't even see that one.

DarthAve
05-07-2006, 12:14 PM
Not like the movie, but the picture

just check out all the crazy artistic parodies on art.com (http://www.art.com/asp/display-asp/_/ID--7829/simpsons.htm?TNID=1&ui=04C4FF5E39AC4645A2CAA97AC202B30D)

Klia
05-07-2006, 08:59 PM
Those kick ass. Thanks.

DarthAve
05-07-2006, 09:17 PM
Who's the bomb? Me! i know.

I've known about those for a while.