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Brushguy
02-25-2006, 03:41 PM
First of all, let me tell everyone that I'm a dedicated Christian, and the past few days, I've felt called to give everyone on this forum an open invitation to start a Christian life for themselves. This doesn't have anything to do with Sam and Max (so please don't lock or delete this thread), but I've felt that the people on these boards need to hear this.

I'll try to keep this message short and simple. I have a very good Friend who has taken the punishment for my sins, your sins, and everyone else's sins in the world, so that "whosoever would believe in Him should not perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16)." Anyone who believes in His sacrifice that He made for all of us and accepts Him as their personal Savior will recieve eternal life. So, whoever wants it, simply bow your head, wherever you are, and ask Jesus to be your Savior, and rest assured that He will give you eternal life.

Once again, this is simply an open invitation for whoever wants it. Nobody has to accept it, but accepting it and starting to lead a Christian life will give you such fulfillment and satisfaction that you'll be infinitely glad you did.

Samnmax221
02-25-2006, 04:43 PM
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners have much more fun, only the good die young"
-Billy Joel

itchythesamurai
02-25-2006, 08:50 PM
This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.):

http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/goodnews.jpg

SyntheticGerbil
02-26-2006, 08:00 AM
You should save this garbage for your fangame, Brushguy.

Samnmax221
02-26-2006, 07:28 PM
:max: Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha
Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

I'll bet that pisses you off

itchythesamurai
02-26-2006, 09:12 PM
:max: Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha
Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

I'll bet that pisses you off

Hey, that's not how the Macarena goes!

Jesus Christ.
02-26-2006, 09:14 PM
And you have to do the Truffle Shuffle.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2769/chunk9su.gifhttp://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2769/chunk9su.gifhttp://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2769/chunk9su.gif

SyntheticGerbil
02-26-2006, 10:34 PM
I don't even know what anyone is saying anymore! See what Christianity does to you?

Samnmax221
02-27-2006, 06:58 AM
Sacrafice Rabbity to the devil!

sheaday6
03-02-2006, 12:54 AM
I leave for one second and the cultists come flooding in.

itchythesamurai
03-02-2006, 07:44 AM
Is Sheaday going to shove us all into the volcano now?

Ray Jones
03-02-2006, 10:33 AM
Oh. Ho. No. :dozey:

sheaday6
03-02-2006, 02:37 PM
you sassy bitch, you

Ray Jones
03-03-2006, 10:09 AM
Circle 8, Round 1?

sheaday6
03-04-2006, 10:37 AM
how dare you, sir!

Skinkie
03-04-2006, 12:07 PM
Oh, he dare

Samnmax221
03-06-2006, 05:55 PM
Something tells me Brushguy is off beating himself silly in a closet Dimmesdale style right about now

SyntheticGerbil
03-07-2006, 11:33 PM
Dimmesdale?

http://users.durge.org/~timizod/spiny.gif

Jester
03-08-2006, 01:42 AM
Snape killed Dumbledore.

Samnmax221
03-08-2006, 07:39 PM
Dimmesdale?

http://users.durge.org/~timizod/spiny.gif

Don't they teach the Scarlet Letter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter) anymore?

SyntheticGerbil
03-08-2006, 11:05 PM
Yes, but they obviously don't teach Monty Python.

Samnmax221
03-08-2006, 11:22 PM
Never mind, Monty Pythons personal best was on PBS last night

Brushguy
04-15-2006, 02:36 PM
I forgive you guys.

And if I've said anything that's offended anyone, either in this topic or another one in the past, I'm sorry.

SyntheticGerbil
04-16-2006, 11:55 PM
So... what the hell was on PBS?

Samnmax221
04-17-2006, 08:50 PM
They had specials featuring all the best bits, one for each member of the group.

Samnmax221
08-12-2006, 10:27 PM
http://www.victorianweb.org/science/darwin/darwin_beard.gif
Oh no! It's evolution!Run for your lives!

milo
08-13-2006, 01:58 AM
I'm here. Where's the booze you promised me?

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 02:01 AM
I don't know, I think Brushguy must be a filthy drunk, no if only we hadn't scared him away.

milo
08-13-2006, 02:03 AM
Oh right, the preacher guy. Is he serious about the whole conversion thing, or is it just a joke?

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 02:06 AM
He wanted to put Jesus in my heart, and apparently also in my butthole.

milo
08-13-2006, 02:09 AM
Eeeeeewww, gross. Literally or figuratively?

Samnmax221
08-13-2006, 02:12 AM
I'm not sure, he told me to smell Jesus, unfortunetly he must have forgotten to take the cloth off my nose.

BarnyardCommand
08-20-2006, 08:47 AM
I think all you jerks need to read up on the insights of Stephen Baldwin before you make such ignorant judgments. I'm sure you can find some of his literature at StevieB Inc. headquarters.

SyntheticGerbil
08-20-2006, 09:49 AM
http://www.gregwalloch.com/GregWalloch&StephenBaldwin.jpg

Ah yeah man, when me, Stephen Baldwin, and Christ get together, it's nothing but an intense cross-****ing ceremony between the three of us.

Shmargin
08-30-2006, 05:53 AM
Hahahahahhaa....Oh Brushguy...


I had typed a big long thing here. Then didnt like it.

So I'll just simplify it.

You churchy people are funny.

And this probably isnt the best place to recruit people for your church potluck or whatever the hell it is youre trying to do.

PS:

That site with your fangame stuff www.flintlocked.com now points somewhere insane, with penguins...I clicked "About", tried to read it, but hand went and clicked the X for that tab in my browser....Just fyi.

itchythesamurai
08-30-2006, 07:50 PM
Penguins > Brushguy. Any day of the week.

milo
08-30-2006, 10:32 PM
This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.):

http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/goodnews.jpg
I thought it was going to be a reference from Futurama.

Samnmax221
08-30-2006, 10:43 PM
Look at this BS I dug up

God


God loves you,

thats right,

yes its true,

Hes sitting there right now beside you,

watching you,

helping you,

you may think your life sucks and u have nothing,

But really have you stopped to think,

what all those others unlike you,

have so much less than you.

Have you stopped to think about all those people that are dieing?

because they dont have the care that todays modern society
provides to you?

Then you would say something like if there is a god he wouldnt let that happen.

Try this one on for size,

what if he cant,

what if he cont help them because of someone just like you made a choice,

God gave us free will,

That means this world revolves around the descisions you make.

Or the others around you make.

Just think as your walking down that same side walk to work,

as some others lie helppless in the dirt,

to the spashing of the puddles and the kicks to the sides.

maybe it is your time to take that leap,

Hold out your hand for someone other than your selfsish self,

Just think maybe youll start something new,

Like the newest fashion statment.

who knows?

god.

give it a try sometime.



One of the many reasons I hate filthy EMO kids.

Must add Darwin to keep this post sane
http://www.victorianweb.org/science/darwin/darwin_beard.gif

Poopdogjr
08-31-2006, 01:27 AM
I wanna kick Darwin in his groin. Or pit darwin up against his clone in a battle to the death. I'll be all like "Only the strongest will survive!" or something to that extent. That's on my To Do list when I get a time machine. That and fight a evil Einstein headed robot.

SyntheticGerbil
08-31-2006, 05:09 PM
Talking about where and why we are here is dumb stuff for dumb people.

Det. Bart Lasiter
08-31-2006, 09:04 PM
Praise be to Allah.

Samnmax221
08-31-2006, 09:53 PM
You meen Cthulthu?

Ray Jones
09-01-2006, 05:36 AM
My penis receives praise, every morning and evening. And at random occasions.

SyntheticGerbil
09-01-2006, 06:52 PM
By Allah? What?

Samnmax221
09-02-2006, 01:57 PM
Ray needs to stop letting Allah jerk him off, Muslim men won't look you in the face when they make love, now Mexicans on the other hand.....

Samnmax221
10-27-2006, 12:40 AM
Now Mexicans make you feel loved! Here is a fine one right now, this man right here makes you feel important, sexy, young again.
http://www.dianetics.org/pics/en_US/l-ron-hubbard/lrhhandonchin.jpg
AHAHAHA Hotlinked right off dianetics.org now we must make this thread popular again so we may feel satisfaction in stealing bandwidth for our beloved Xenu!

Shmargin
10-27-2006, 04:43 AM
Consider this thread popular again.

SyntheticGerbil
10-27-2006, 11:05 PM
http://www.amigau.com/aig/dianetics.gif

Shmargin
10-29-2006, 02:01 AM
Scientology: Torturing people until they either think their serious mental illness is cured, or until they almost die/go insane.

L. Ron Hubbard can rot in whatever hell his own bull**** Tom Cruise following religion has.

Mace MacLeod
11-16-2006, 07:13 AM
Jesus loves me
He loves me a whole bunch
That's why he puts Skippy
In my lunch.

itchythesamurai
11-16-2006, 07:58 AM
Some of my friends made a scientology video for school. You have the privilege of not knowing them. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Pi_ms5WZg)

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 03:53 PM
JEZUZ WANTS U!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

SyntheticGerbil
12-13-2006, 04:30 PM
Hey last night 4chan changed the Scientology hotline to the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I called and heard it. I don't know how they did it. I called again today though and someone wanted to talk about Dianetics, so I guess it didn't last.

1-800-FOR-TRUTH

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 05:53 PM
Hey last night 4chan changed the Scientology hotline to the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I called and heard it. I don't know how they did it. I called again today though and someone wanted to talk about Dianetics, so I guess it didn't last.

1-800-FOR-TRUTH

I was going to Skype to it but had a paper to write, too bad.

SyntheticGerbil
12-13-2006, 07:40 PM
What is Skype? They were mentioning that. Were you in that thread?

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 07:48 PM
What is Skype? They were mentioning that. Were you in that thread?
Skype is VOIP that can make free calls to US landlines (Excluding 1-900 numbers). Theres almost no chance of getting traced as long as you're not calling in bomb threats or something. I wasn't in "that " thread, we were doing it over at 7chan too.

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 09:54 PM
JEZUZ WANTS U!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

I bought this as a Christmas present for one of my friends. Came in today. I was pleased.

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0006JGW7U.01-A1OPYZ7TBHLZID._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V35032667_.jpg

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 09:59 PM
I bought this as a Christmas present for one of my friends. Came in today. I was pleased.

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0006JGW7U.01-A1OPYZ7TBHLZID._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V35032667_.jpg
http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/img.productshowcase/HL2HeadcrabPlush/HL2_Headcrab_pic02.jpg
ME WANTY

itchythesamurai
12-13-2006, 10:40 PM
Eric, am I wigging out here, or is that the most adorable and stuffed headcrab ever?

SyntheticGerbil
12-13-2006, 10:46 PM
Oh crap, I called them but not with Skype. I left a message looking for Will Smith.

I found that thread though. On /b/ it's completely gone by now.

Samnmax221
12-13-2006, 10:57 PM
Oh crap, I called them but not with Skype. I left a message looking for Will Smith.

I found that thread though. On /b/ it's completely gone by now.
Thats because the 4Chan mods are afraid of being sued. 7Chans thread is still up but we're all busy harrassing Hal Turner right now.

Samnmax221
12-14-2006, 04:13 PM
SPEAKING OF JESUS! FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE DOUBLE POSTED (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/12/MNG8TMU1KQ1.DTL)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
12-14-2006, 04:37 PM
Thats because the 4Chan mods are afraid of being sued. 7Chans thread is still up but we're all busy harrassing Hal Turner right now.
Or 4chan has a higher posting rate.

Samnmax221
12-14-2006, 07:08 PM
Or 4chan has a higher posting rate.
4Chan is also loaded down with ads, slower, closely watched by Sulake, and more so full of pedo's.

BTW Big text is a link.

itchythesamurai
12-14-2006, 07:52 PM
I'd heard about that. It's all a marketing ploy.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 03:44 PM
I'd heard about that. It's all a marketing ploy.
WHAT? JEZUZ?!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

itchythesamurai
12-19-2006, 06:31 PM
Srsly Eric, that's like half of your posts these days.

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 07:55 PM
Srsly Eric, that's like half of your posts these days.
NO IT'S NOT, MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PISS OF JIMBO.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg

itchythesamurai
12-19-2006, 09:18 PM
Trying to gain a Wiki article for yourself out of sheer notoriety, eh? Good luck, I'm sure Jimbo disapproves.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Jimbo-Frankfurt-skyline.jpeg/448px-Jimbo-Frankfurt-skyline.jpeg

Samnmax221
12-19-2006, 09:44 PM
Trying to gain a Wiki article for yourself out of sheer notoriety, eh? Good luck, I'm sure Jimbo disapproves.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Jimbo-Frankfurt-skyline.jpeg/448px-Jimbo-Frankfurt-skyline.jpeg
Well thats what he gets for dressin like an Austrian homosexual.

itchythesamurai
12-20-2006, 12:44 AM
How's this for Austrian homosexual?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Bruno.jpg

Samnmax221
12-20-2006, 07:38 PM
I HAVE FOUND THE TRUE GOD!
http://static.flickr.com/48/137310376_6a0037b162_m.jpg

itchythesamurai
12-21-2006, 12:17 AM
I <3 your custom user title.

Ray Jones
12-22-2006, 09:30 AM
I miss how ze rodent calls other beoble dumpfugg and such!

SyntheticGerbil
12-22-2006, 01:02 PM
Why is this?

itchythesamurai
12-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Because nobody does it quite like you, Gerbil. :3heart:

Samnmax221
12-23-2006, 04:32 PM
Bill Keller knows the good news. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyYI94hjd0)

itchythesamurai
12-23-2006, 05:48 PM
But Helen Keller sure doesn't! Y'know, because she's dead.

Samnmax221
12-23-2006, 05:50 PM
But Helen Keller sure doesn't! Y'know, because she's dead.
HELEN LOOK OUT!

itchythesamurai
12-24-2006, 02:59 AM
You're not screaming loud enough!
HELEN LOOK OUT!
It's in God's hands now.

Samnmax221
12-24-2006, 05:18 AM
You're not screaming loud enough!
HELEN LOOK OUT!
It's in God's hands now.
She'd better hope God doesn't have his hands on his cock right now, he doesn't like being distracted when he's watching Muppet Treasure Island.

Samnmax221
12-30-2006, 05:46 PM
Never mind.












































http://www.nndb.com/people/937/000031844/buddy-holly-crop.jpg

itchythesamurai
12-30-2006, 08:27 PM
Careful Eric, don't be showin' Buddy's face around RD. Darth_Ave will call him "teh secks" or something.

Samnmax221
01-04-2007, 04:03 PM
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
http://freetownproject.com/images/Hard_Zack_Cafe-3.jpg

itchythesamurai
01-05-2007, 06:58 PM
Sinfest? No thanks, I'll just stick with Sin City.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bc/Sincitym.jpg/388px-Sincitym.jpg

Samnmax221
01-10-2007, 06:41 PM
Hey we're coming up to one year of our infidelity in this thread. SOOPA!

SyntheticGerbil
01-11-2007, 01:46 AM
Hey speaking of comics we love, my boyhood dream is coming true:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/344804125_bf1dcb7804.jpg
http://www.robschrab.com/scud-21/

Samnmax221
01-11-2007, 04:06 PM
Hey speaking of comics we love, my boyhood dream is coming true:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/344804125_bf1dcb7804.jpg
http://www.robschrab.com/scud-21/
I remember seeing an AD for Scud in a Gaming magazine like 10 years ago, although for some reason I spent the last 10 years thinking his name was Scuzzy, sad.

itchythesamurai
01-11-2007, 07:28 PM
I love Rob Schrab! Got into him because of Channel 101 (http://channel101.com/). Never got around to procuring any of the Scud comics though. Have you seen his very NSFW remake of Jaws 4? (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=356)

Ray Jones
01-12-2007, 10:41 AM
Why, yes, someone posted a link to it in thar webness. I think it was here (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?p=2246572#post2246572). What a coincidence.

SyntheticGerbil
01-12-2007, 01:30 PM
Yes, I heard his then girlfriend cried when she saw Jaws 4.

itchythesamurai
01-12-2007, 08:02 PM
The real one or the wangy version? There's something wrong with Channel 101 that causes the guys to whip it out on camera.

Samnmax221
01-24-2007, 02:54 PM
GOD!
http://www.longpassages.org/images/Turkey%20Konya%20whirling%20Dervish%201.jpg

itchythesamurai
01-24-2007, 08:11 PM
Are you sure you didn't mean to post the following pic?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg

SyntheticGerbil
01-25-2007, 01:18 AM
NO THE WANGY VERSION, ****ING IDIOT!

Samnmax221
02-16-2007, 02:50 PM
C'mon now, 9 days till we have one year of this wonderfull thread. We ought to try and make it the spammiest thread we've ever had.

itchythesamurai
02-18-2007, 03:49 PM
Hey, hey, who wants to go in on an Alpaca farm with me? (http://www.alpacanet.com/index.cfm)

Samnmax221
02-28-2007, 10:08 PM
Oh ****, we kinda missed the one year anniversary. Oh well, back to inviting the wrath of "God" upon us.
http://www.americanpopularculture.com/assets/elton-john.jpg

Miss_Mayhem
03-01-2007, 12:44 AM
Do not conjur up the gheist that is Elton Jon, even on the heathen islands of LucasForums!

dudskin
03-01-2007, 02:17 PM
did anyone mention Koran-the guy who fought Godzilla?