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DarthAve
02-26-2006, 02:36 AM
Everybody knows at least one Chuck Norris joke of somting astounding chuck Norris has done. Now....you create one!

I'll start.

Tim Schafer didn't create Psychonauts. It was mearly an biography of Chuck Norris and his life, edited without all the roundhouse kicks.

Smon
02-26-2006, 10:18 AM
http://www.4q.cc

Chuck Norris has been around since the dawn of time. He is not immortal though, it's just that everytime someone kills him they assimilate his appearance, memories, and abilities, and in sense become the new Chuck Norris.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 02:16 PM
Chloe', Danial V, and Santino are left on Project Runway. Who shall win? Chuck Norris, he's the master of menswear.

Gruducuuz
02-26-2006, 02:46 PM
EDIT: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I thought we were making a mass collective.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 06:46 PM
NO, you have to make one up, not copy them from the interweb.

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 10:33 AM
No idea Chuck Norris had a cartoon (http://www2.wi.net/~rkurer/toontracker/chucknorris.html)

Smon
04-14-2006, 06:46 PM
I did. Saw it yesterday on [AS].

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 06:47 PM
Was it any good?

Smon
04-14-2006, 06:52 PM
Was it any good?
It's like they edited Chuck into GI Joe.

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 06:58 PM
kick ass. Do you know everything, though?

http://x47.xanga.com/db2a1146d1c3548449479/b32573040.bmp Who is this?

Smon
04-14-2006, 07:00 PM
Snorky.

I am omniscient.

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 07:03 PM
Ohh you tis good. But can you handle this???

Who's xanga is this? (http://www.xanga.com/Darth_Ave)

Smon
04-14-2006, 07:05 PM
Ohh you tis good. But can you handle this???

Who's xanga is this? (http://www.xanga.com/Darth_Ave)
...your's.

Who's flash career was started by this? (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/255267)

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 07:09 PM
Your's?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/superwin.jpg Who's cat is this?

Smon
04-14-2006, 07:12 PM
Your's?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/superwin.jpg Who's cat is this?
Correct!

....your's.

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 07:13 PM
Correct!

....your's.
WRONG'D!!!

It's this bald guy who talks about project runway.

I found the pic on his site here. (http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/kitty_pride/index.html)

Smon
04-14-2006, 07:21 PM
WRONG'D!!!

It's this bald guy who talks about project runway.

I found the pic on his site here. (http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/kitty_pride/index.html)
Hey, %99.9_ of the time I'm always right!

Gruducuuz
04-14-2006, 09:13 PM
Hey, %99.9_ of the time I'm always right!

OXYMORON'D

Smon
04-15-2006, 03:29 AM
OXYMORON'D
Exactly. It was intentional. Because I like that word.

It has the word moron in it.

DarthAve
04-15-2006, 10:46 AM
and oxy. That's what I clean my face with it so it doesn't look all gross and pimply lise a nerd's would.

Samuel Dravis
04-21-2006, 03:00 AM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9281/cannotfindthefunnyxp5pn.png

Where are all the Chuck jokes? :(

Smon
04-21-2006, 04:18 AM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9281/cannotfindthefunnyxp5pn.png

Where are all the Chuck jokes? :(
He threatened us using only his beard so we thought we should stop.

DarthAve
04-21-2006, 11:03 AM
Yeah, we don't want a swift roundhouse kick to the face. However,

Nothing was said about Young Chuck Norris, the Music Video (http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/s/snl/young_chuck_norris.html)

NORRIS USED HIS HANDS AND HIS FEET, AND HE KICKED AND HE PUNCHED WITH HIS HANDS AND HIS FEET!

DarthAve
04-30-2006, 03:06 PM
Who would win? Batman or Chuck Norris? (http://comics.ign.com/articles/703/703763p1.html)

I go Chuck Norris, he has superpowers where Batman only has gadgets.