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zelda 41
02-26-2006, 06:42 PM
My new (and less suckish) story. PART 1 of 3 (I won't use the "start a new thread" butten this time)

(Zelda runs up to her friend)

ZELDA: Okay, I'm ready to go, Gewn.
GEWN:Go where?
ZELDA: Dah, Whispering Rock.
GEWN:..ehh.. ya, about that...
ZELDA: Don't tell me. You forgot, didn't you.
GEWN: No, no. I just... can't go.
ZELDA: (begins to twich) AHH! GOD DANM!! HOW THE FREAK DID YOU FORGET?!?!
GEWN: I'm sorry. *cry*(jumps off the side of a building)
ZELDA: Oh well.(walks to the bus staition)

Later

FAT BUS DRIVER:All abored, ya phycho freaks!
ZELDA: HI YA FAT LOSER!^^
FAT BUS DRIVER: Just find a seat you noob.
ZELDA: Kay.
ZELDA: Hi Lili! Can I sit here?
Lili: (not paying attetion)...okay...noob.
ZELDA:Kay.^^
ZELDA: Hey Lili, where's Raz?
LILI: (still not paying attetion)... Huh?
ZELDA: (annoyed) WHERE IS RAZPUTIN?
LILI:..Oh. In the back.
ZELDA: Kay.
ZELDA: HI RAZZY!!
RAZ: Hi...weirdo.
FAT BUS DRIVER: We're here, ya phycho freaks!
ZELDA:YAYAY!!^^
OLEANDER: Listen up! The brain rocks and you will enter it alot!
KIDS:.........
OLEANDER: (sigh) You get to shot stuff, too.
Kids: YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!
SASHA: Okay. Off to bed children.
KIDS:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SASHA:....god, I hate my job.
MILLA: Ah, screw you Sasha. PARTY TIME CHILDREN!!!!!!!
KIDS: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!

SO THEY PARTY TILL 5:00 A.M.

MILLA: (yawn) Okay, time for bed.
KIDS: ...okay.(go to bed)
ALARM: DINGGGGGGGGGGG!!
ZELDA: YAYAYAY!!! TIME FOR CLASS!!!! ^^
RAZ:*cough. NOOB. cough*
ZELDA: ^^
SASHA: Okay, time for class.
KIDS: ............
SASHA:...oh god, I hate this job.YOU GET TO SHOT STUFF!!!
KIDS: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZELDA: ^^

TO BE COTINUIED!!!!!!!

Smon
02-26-2006, 06:45 PM
Very leet circus-ish....

...

...also, a little.... uh.... dry....

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 06:47 PM
Add some fashion, Danial Vosovic, and Tim Gunn singing Closer by Nine Inch Nails and you got a spiced up story, Zelda.

zelda 41
02-26-2006, 06:54 PM
One Thing: is it better then the other one, Raz's Life?

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 07:19 PM
They're both crap. If they were picture's....

Well, I'll let Santino explain (http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/files/santino_baboonsass.mp3)

zelda 41
02-27-2006, 07:16 PM
Hey look! I was bored, so I made pt. 2! *with guest star, Tim Gunn!

ZELDA: YAY! CLASS!^^
LILI:... okay, you're too weird to be seen around.
ZELDA:Okay. (walks off)
OLEANDER:GET IN THERE, DAMMIT!
ZELDA:Okiy dokiy, short man ^^

(Throws phycho portal on head)

ZELDA: So this is the mentel world. Very... meaty.
Raz: The coach is obsessed with meat.
ZELDA:Huh?
RAZ: HOW BIG OF A NOOB ARE YOU?!?! PLAY THE ****IN GAME!!!!!!!
ZELDA: :3 oops...
RAZ: I'm going. When you're not a noob, you can bug me.
ZELDA: Kay ^^

SO ZELDA DOES THE COURSE WHILE SINGING KELLY CLARKSIN SONGS.

ZELDA:YAY, the end!
ZELDA:Hello? Mr. Shortie, where are you? Ohhh, pretty white room
OLEANDER:GET THE HELL OUT'A THERE!!!!!!
ZELDA: Oh. Hi Mr. Shortie
Oleander: (Begins to twich.) JUST GET YOUR ****IN BADGE!!
ZELDA: YAY! Basic Braining badge! Thanks Mr. Shortie! Wait, how do I get out?
OLEANDER: Dah, take the exit. (points to door that just appeared)
ZELDA: Wait, what was that room?
OLEANDER: NOTHIN LIKE AN EVIL PLAN, IF THATS WHAT YOU'RE THINKI'N.
ZELDA: WHAT?!?
OLEANDER: Hey look it's Tim Gunn!!
ZELDA:Tim!!!!!!!
(gets pushed out of mind)
ZELDA: WTF WAS THAT?!
RAZ: ZELDA, IT"S TIM GUNN!!!!!!!
ZELDA: OMG,WHOS HE?!
RAZ: WE DON"T KNOW!!!
ZELDA:KOOL! ^^
RAZ:^^
ZELDA:Im going now.
(goes to the woods)
ZELDA: Why is it dark all the sudden?
WEIRD VOICE: ZELDA!!!!! ( Ground starts to shake)
ZELDA: Gewn?!?
GEWN: Yes, it is I, Gewn! NOW DIE!!!!!!!!! (Shots Phy blast at Zelda)
ZELDA: WTF!!?? ARE YOU ****IN INSANE?!
GEWN: YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!! NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!
TIM GUNN: Hi girls!
GEWN: (shots Tim) DIE!!!!!!!!!!
TIM: OHHH GOD!!!!!!
GEWN: NOW!! LET US FIGHT, ZELDA!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTENUIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 07:19 PM
Ok, now is there a Red Lobster anywhere in this story's future?

zelda 41
02-27-2006, 07:24 PM
SURE!! ^^

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 07:26 PM
Ok, now we're gettin somewhere. Everyone has to join Tim Gunn and Andrae at Red lobster and they have to have a delicious dinner.

Smon
02-27-2006, 07:36 PM
Ok, now we're gettin somewhere. Everyone has to join Tim Gunn and Andrae at Red lobster and they have to have a delicious dinner.
Can't. Seafood costs way too much up here. I'll just pick up some KFC.

zelda 41
02-27-2006, 08:26 PM
Don't forget FREE dessurt, Smon

Smon
02-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Don't forget FREE dessurt, Smon
That.... word.... my old arch nemesis.* This time I'm prepared, DESSERT.


*See issue 89:Vocabulor Vs. The Ice Cream People.

KingCheez
02-27-2006, 10:53 PM
WHY DID YOU RIP OFF THE FIRST CHAPTER FROM MY STORY!?

zelda 41
02-28-2006, 04:17 PM
I did?

KingCheez
02-28-2006, 05:38 PM
FAT BUS DRIVER

Overuse of the word noob

Sounds VERY FAMILIAR.

Smon
02-28-2006, 05:44 PM
FAT BUS DRIVER

Overuse of the word noob

Sounds VERY FAMILIAR.
OBJECTION!!!

While very similar, the storys are completely different in many fundamental ways.

(I'm getting Phoenix Wright very soon so I'm celebrating by defending anything... even if it means lawyering against myself.)

zelda 41
02-28-2006, 06:24 PM
1).Noob is a fun word to use.

2). I based the bus driver off of MY fat busdriver.

DON'T ASSUME STUFF!!!

Klia
02-28-2006, 06:53 PM
It's not too different from the l33t Circus.

And I'm really getting tired of the snide comments being given to zelda41. How does it improve the situation?

KingCheez
02-28-2006, 07:32 PM
I also made l33t circus.

Also, Smon, I want that but I think it's out of print :<

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 07:32 PM
Go ahead Klia, be the junior administrator of this board. Not to sound rude, but why are you always so uptight about this whole site?

Klia
02-28-2006, 07:53 PM
Go ahead Klia, be the junior administrator of this board. Not to sound rude, but why are you always so uptight about this whole site?

Because I get tired of seeing these boards degenerate into name calling and randomness.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 07:55 PM
Well, we're just chaotic, alright. Do you have to start calling you Ms. Klia soon

Klia
02-28-2006, 07:59 PM
Well, we're just chaotic, alright. Do you have to start calling you Ms. Klia soon

I have no trouble with people having fun, but this is primarily a Psychonauts board and when the whole thing just becomes a chatroom between threads...well then it just gets out of control.

There is no problem with members of a board telling eachother to chill every once in a while but you're absolutly right.You're right, I should not moniter these boards. It's not my job, I have no obligation.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 08:14 PM
So, I don't have to call you Ms.?

Klia
02-28-2006, 08:15 PM
So, I don't have to call you Ms.?

Never did, never will.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 08:16 PM
That's sweeter than Andrae Gonzalos' and Santino's cuddling session.

zelda 41
02-28-2006, 08:31 PM
THE END TO MY STORY!! * MORE OF TIM GUNN!!

ZELDA: Okay, but before we fight, LETS GO TO RED LOBSTER!!!
GEWN: NO YOU A$$ HOLE!!
ZELDA: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee.
GEWN: GOD. Fine, but you're buying.
ZELDA:Kay ^^
TIM: I'm coming too.
ZELDA: ^^

SO THE TRIO SETS OFF TO RED LOBSTER.

GEWN: Okay, so we're getting lobter, right?
ZELDA: HELL NO!! I CAN'T AFORD THAT!!!!!!
TIM: It's only $5.99.
ZELDA: I DON'T ****IN CARE!! ( phy blasts Tim)
TIM: OHH GOD!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
GEWN: Okay, what about fried clams?
ZELDA: NOW WE'RE GETTI'N SOMWHERE!!!
GEWN:Okay then.
ZELDA: Mr. Waiter!!!
WAITER: YES?

THEY ORDER THEIR FOOD: clams, salod, and cream of crap.

WAITER: Your food will be here in 20 min.
ZELDA:Kool.
TIM: I will sing for the peeps.
ZELDA: (zapps Tim) NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
WAITER: Your food is here.

THEY CHOW DOWN FOR AN HOUR

GEWN: (burp) I'm full.
ZELDA: Yep, me too.
TIM: Too full....to talk...
WAITER: Your bill.
ZELDA: WHAT?! $40 ****IN DOLLERS?!?!
ZELDA: Oh well...

THE TRIO LEAVES LEAVES TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT.

GEWN: Okay, NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!
ZELDA: Kay. ^^
( Zelda zapps a tree branch that falls on Gewn and kills her)
ZELDA: YUK, BLOOD!!
TIM: SHE'S DEAD, ZELDA!!!
ZELDA: WELL DAH! THE CHICK ALREADY SAID IT (Points to me)
ZELDA: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go make-out with Raz (walks away)
RAZ: Hi Zelda! (Raz kisses Zelda)
ZELDA: WTF was that?!?!
RAZ: Dunno
LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz)
RAZ: OWW
ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!!
RAZ: KAY! ^^
BORG DRONE: we have come for the one known as tim gunn, do not resist, for our sensors indicate u are unable too withstand the might of the borg, prepare to be assimilated. *assimilates tim and beams off with him (not trans-dimensional shift, that isnt what the borg do, ya noobs)*

THE ****IN END!!!!!

KingCheez
02-28-2006, 09:56 PM
LILI: (walks up) YOU BITCH! (slaps Raz)
RAZ: OWW
ZELDA: Soo... Raz... LETS MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!!
RAZ: KAY! ^^

THEY MAKE OUT WHILE TIM SINGS," CLOSER BY NINE INCH NAILS"



I have found the enemy.
(Silence!)
Found the enemy.
(Silence!)
Found the enemy.
Posting in my forum.

*GUITAR.*

Seriously, as a nearly religious RazLili shipper, for inserting yourself into a relation with Raz, I will have to brutally murder you.

Wait 'til Mashi gets wind of this.

Smon
02-28-2006, 10:20 PM
I also made l33t circus.

Also, Smon, I want that but I think it's out of print :<
It is, I had to pay $70 for my copy on my eBay, it's very rare now hunt for it before there's still time!

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 10:33 PM
THEY MAKE OUT WHILE TIM SINGS," CLOSER BY NINE INCH NAILS"
YES!!

"Zelda, you let me violate you." AWESOME!!!!

zelda 41
03-01-2006, 04:34 PM
is that a good thing?

KingCheez
03-01-2006, 05:42 PM
Zelda 41, you make Mashi turn over in her grave.

Yeah.

She's dead and this is a dishonor. :(

Smon
03-01-2006, 05:57 PM
Zelda 41, you make Mashi turn over in her grave.

Yeah.

She's dead and this is a dishonor. :(
Lucky her, I'm just turning over in my grave... you know how they used to put a bell and string on each grave? Yeah, THEY DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE, SOMEONE SEND HELP!

Jintor
03-01-2006, 07:34 PM
Where is Mashi?

KingCheez
03-01-2006, 07:56 PM
Dead.

DarthAve
03-01-2006, 08:01 PM
Oh, that's so sad. ~insert tear~

zelda 41
03-02-2006, 08:15 PM
opps... my bad. :(

DarthAve
03-02-2006, 09:33 PM
OMG, Zelda you have passed 100 post.

~Dim lights, halo theme starts to play~
Now, is the time for.....the initiation ceremony.

KingCheez
03-02-2006, 10:36 PM
Zelda, I have to high-five you with a knife.

*SPLAAARGSCH*

That is the first test. Don't cry now that there's a giant hole through your hand.

zelda 41
03-03-2006, 04:28 PM
YAY!!! Do I win a prize or somthing? Like a BANDAID.

DarthAve
03-03-2006, 06:53 PM
No, there are still many more test. Now, the resistance test.

Make out with this picture of Tim

http://xca.xanga.com/b20b57ead773039895014/b27241522.jpg

While I hang out over here with my Danny boy.

http://x3f.xanga.com/7c3b87315153539895277/b25174415.jpg

zelda 41
03-03-2006, 07:05 PM
done ^^

DarthAve
03-03-2006, 07:29 PM
I don't really believe you. You probably just made out with Danny. Whetever though, SMON NEEDS TO LOG ON AND GIVE HIS TEST!!!

Smon
03-03-2006, 10:13 PM
My test? Hm... the test of typo correction! Please correct the following statements:

quantem

machanic

supercalifragilisticexpielidocious

zelda 41
03-03-2006, 10:17 PM
wtf? I can't do that!

Smon
03-03-2006, 10:18 PM
wtf? I can't do that!
Yes... very few have survived my challenges.

Well Zelda? *von Karma snap* PROVE YOUR WORTHINESS!

zelda 41
03-03-2006, 10:20 PM
I.... can't

KingCheez
03-03-2006, 10:23 PM
LOL THOSE TESTS ARE EASY AS HELL

Smon
03-03-2006, 10:23 PM
*murmurs from the Jury*

Can't? What does she mean?

How can Smon assign such a complex test?

Super- soupa... uh?

Well Zelda, do your best. Because the only bad thing that can happen... is DISBARMENT!

Edit:For added effect, the mentor of this case (Manfred von Karma) is here, quite proud of what I've done:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/karma.png

zelda 41
03-03-2006, 11:01 PM
okay, I'll try

1). macanic ?

2).quatin ?

KingCheez
03-03-2006, 11:19 PM
ROFLOLOMGOMGLOLOL
Oh Vocabulor, you cameo'd in Miss Trippy's story.

DarthAve
03-03-2006, 11:37 PM
Ok, I shall give Zelda one more test.....And then, she may have gained my worthiness of approval.

Tonight on Best Week Ever, Daniel V. and Santino appeared. How many lines did Santino say, quote one of them, and how many lines did Daniel say, and quote one.

KingCheez
03-03-2006, 11:42 PM
Nobody but you is enough of a loser to watch that crappy show. Go be an MTV slave somewhere else.

But Zelda still has to answer that.

DarthAve
03-03-2006, 11:43 PM
It's on VH1 bitch, and I only watched it because Santino's blog said he would be on it. I left him a comment after the show ended and said he was pimptastic.

Smon
03-04-2006, 01:12 AM
ROFLOLOMGOMGLOLOL
Oh Vocabulor, you cameo'd in Miss Trippy's story.
!!!

Hoobajiggawha? What is this new evidence?

Also Zelda, you fail.

quantum

mechanic

supercalifragilisticexpialodocious

YOU FAIL!

You are hereby disbarred from LFRD court, please turn in your badge and gun.

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 01:14 AM
Since when did she have a gun? We all have lightsabers, here.

Smon
03-04-2006, 01:37 AM
Right uh... turn that in too.

...and some donuts if you've got it.

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 01:55 AM
But I don't like donuts....

You got any muffins?? I loves muffins, and I don't know about Vocabulawyer(Smon't new nickname from mwa)

Smon
03-04-2006, 03:49 AM
But I don't like donuts....

You got any muffins?? I loves muffins, and I don't know about Vocabulawyer(Smon't new nickname from mwa)
I have adapted this nickname into my persona.

Anyway, muffins are good. Muffins as well. In fact, if you have cupcakes or bagels too.

...just to be safe.

zelda 41
03-04-2006, 09:21 AM
sure... so I fail? sweet. ^^

KingCheez
03-04-2006, 11:57 AM
I love donuts.

Anyway Zelda, I hope you prosper as a member of another forum.

*HITS THE BIG RED BUTTON!*

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 01:22 PM
What, does she fall through a hole or somthing?

zelda 41
03-04-2006, 06:11 PM
I'm still here! Ha ha! ^^

KingCheez
03-04-2006, 06:49 PM
She falls into #332, which is Hell.

zelda 41
03-04-2006, 07:05 PM
lightsabers are sacred! just ask mace windu. mace: "my lightsaber is the one that says 'bad mother f***er on it!'"

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 08:58 PM
But, you arn't a duel wielder, like I am. so, Skrew-u.

Smon
03-04-2006, 09:08 PM
...you know what always seemed like a dumb idea ot me? Dual edged lightsabres. No matter how you hold it you either look weird or die.

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 09:26 PM
Hmm, you've totally have a point. But actually I don't own a real lightsaber. I do have a blaster rifle that shoots silly string though.

zelda 41
03-04-2006, 10:53 PM
my lightsaber's made out of jello. RED jello.

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 11:06 PM
I like blue jell-o. Red taste like manure.

zelda 41
03-04-2006, 11:10 PM
How do you know what that tastes like?

Plus, red is cherry. I LOVE CHERRIES!!!!!

DarthAve
03-04-2006, 11:19 PM
Um, I've kinda had red jell-o you dumbass.

Jintor
03-05-2006, 03:42 AM
Woah, no wonder you're a sith.

DarthAve
03-05-2006, 11:56 AM
Yeah, I'm a nice person to most people, but I can totally be a jerk too.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 03:34 PM
Yeah, Darth is a jerk too me.

Off topic, but where IS MASHI? I know she's not ****in dead.
The story wasn't THAT bad.

DarthAve
03-05-2006, 06:20 PM
I'm only a jerk to you because you're an egotistical bitch who is overpowering and disrespectful.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 06:23 PM
okay, so i made a bad first inpretion.

Jintor
03-06-2006, 04:24 AM
Well, it's pretty easy to make a bad first inpretion.