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Smon
02-26-2006, 09:53 PM
The description of the off-topic board says "Stay away from any hidden rooms you may find," so here is a hidden room, post any secrets you may want to keep hidden, for in posting you agree to never speak of it again. After one week, noone will post here and it will be locked away deep within the forums...

Edit:Forgot to post my terrible secret, I once spent 8 months with the same underwear trying to break a world record.

DarthAve
02-26-2006, 10:59 PM
I only watch Project Runway for Santino's tim impressions and Danial's hotness. I have no real interest in fashion.

KingCheez
02-27-2006, 09:21 AM
I once posted on a laptop outside during a thunderstorm

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 06:54 PM
Everytime I see him, I want to cry.

The guy I love is turning into the kind of person I hate.

KingCheez
02-27-2006, 08:21 PM
Kill him.

Wait necrophilia is illegal.

Hmmm... find a dude, even if they're not hot, who likes what you like and will stick with you. I mean, that's the most important. And if your friends say he's fat and homely? "Fat and homely" people can usually clock you in the face really hard. So they could probably teach you how.

DarthAve
02-27-2006, 08:23 PM
I'm not gonna kill him. Maybe I should just go bi. I mean some of the chicks at my school I see and am all like 'OMG, how hot is she today?'

Psychochaos3
02-28-2006, 03:53 PM
I watch power rangers. And i'm 12.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 08:54 PM
I'm obeseesd with someone who's twelve years older than me. I'm beginning to plan the future wedding.

Gruducuuz
02-28-2006, 09:54 PM
EDIT: Nevermind, I don't want that floating around the internet...


I posted in this thread.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 09:57 PM
What, It's not like I have a life. Go ahead and tell.

Gruducuuz
02-28-2006, 09:59 PM
Look up gruducuuz on google images. Someone already hates me at albinoblacksheep.

DarthAve
02-28-2006, 10:02 PM
OMG, hahahahahahahaha. Ow, my kidney hurts from the laughter. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Psychochaos3
03-01-2006, 05:49 PM
That was so damn funny!

raven angle
03-14-2006, 12:21 PM
okay i got a few secrets!....ehhh let me think...

once i got an e-mail form scott.c
i think Tim shaffer is a fan of Tim burton so he legally changed his first name to Tim

and...ehh thats it...god, its a good thing this thread is going to be locked...

BigBad
03-14-2006, 01:02 PM
I saw Final Destination 3 and it freaked me out so bad that I had to sleep with my parents and dog.


I am 17.

Smon
03-14-2006, 04:36 PM
...It won't be locked, unless a mod decides too. For now it just gets updated with secrets and cast off into obscurity.

zelda 41
03-14-2006, 07:36 PM
I once was in love with a cousin of mine. I was like 5 though. ^^

raven angle
03-16-2006, 03:16 PM
well i got a crush on jhonen vasquez.....(hes a comic book artist, he made invader zim ^^)

KingCheez
03-16-2006, 05:27 PM
You haven't even seen him or heard his voice. He's arse-ugly and sounds like a dying crow.


KingCheez: SHATTERING DREAMS, OF STUPID GOTHY JHONEN FANS

Smon
03-16-2006, 05:30 PM
Eh, personally I like Jhonen's art. It's so... morbid.

DarthAve
03-16-2006, 05:36 PM
OK, I've totally got a big secret.

EMMA A. TOTALLY HEARTS GRANT G.!!!!!

raven angle
03-17-2006, 08:07 PM
1. yes i have seen him befor
2.i have invader zim on dvd, in the commintary his voice is heard so i know exactly what he sound like.
3.im not goth.

DarthAve
03-17-2006, 08:25 PM
You isn't??? Well, WELCOME TO THE COMMIUNITY!!! I'm Darth, the fashionista...note to keep your filty paws away from Daniel Vosovic, for any future refrence he's mine.

DarthAve
03-19-2006, 01:48 AM
She may deny it, but my grandma loves Tim Gunn, probably a little more than my grandpa. Not to sound weird or anything, but he is pretty hot.

KingCheez
03-19-2006, 10:59 AM
I have another secret.

My girlfriend...

has...

a really nice voice. It's been proven, you can ask Jeff. >>

zelda 41
03-19-2006, 11:44 AM
'nother secret! i watch that show on g4 action blast! and i'm 11.

KingCheez
03-19-2006, 12:19 PM
Yeah... what's Action Blast?

zelda 41
03-19-2006, 01:00 PM
an awsome show!

Mashi An'krekku
03-19-2006, 06:29 PM
I once went through a bisexuality phase last year, and the other kids were on one of two sides...
1. The kind that were okay with it.
2. And the kids that were all "LOL UR PART GAY!"

AND THAT'S WHY I'M STILL SINGLE. Getting too desparate lately.

Psychochaos3
03-19-2006, 06:49 PM
I once went through a bisexuality phase last year, and the other kids were on one of two sides...
1. The kind that were okay with it.
2. And the kids that were all "LOL UR PART GAY!"

AND THAT'S WHY I'M STILL SINGLE. Getting too desparate lately.
I'd be sort of 52% Okay, 40% "Oh no not another gay person to destroy", and 8% "I wonder what would happen if a dog and a cat had children".

DarthAve
03-19-2006, 06:53 PM
I think I'm bi, I mean I see some girls at my school and am all like 'Oh, look at her today. What a fox! Oh snap, what did I just think??'

Smon
03-19-2006, 08:15 PM
Yeah... what's Action Blast?
I must admit, I watch the first half of it as well.

Action Blast is an hour long program that starts with an episode of Beast Wars(the part I watch) and ends with Bdaman, during commercial breaks it is filled up with men in monster costumes enacting Kaiju Big Battles.

zelda 41
03-19-2006, 08:36 PM
I like Bdamon
and Kiju Big Battle

DarthAve
03-22-2006, 10:04 PM
I chew gum in the shower. Dentyne Tango to be exact. I love that stuff, like Skye loves his Zagnut Bars.

shinzuku
03-23-2006, 08:38 PM
I can't think of a secret.

DarthAve
03-23-2006, 08:45 PM
What about the fact that you and Alliespixie were lovers???

shinzuku
03-23-2006, 08:49 PM
What!!! How did you find out??? S-she means nothing to me! It's you I love.

*soap opera music*

DarthAve
03-23-2006, 08:55 PM
I.....love you too, but it'll never work. For I am in a deep romance with a gay man!

http://x3f.xanga.com/7c3b926259d3142234565/b25174415.jpgA hot one at that!!!

~Counter soap opera music!~

shinzuku
03-23-2006, 09:00 PM
Gasp... that's my evil twin brother from an alternate genderbender dimention where all the adults are teenagers and the heros are evil and the bad guys are good.

(In this dimention that would be my good adult sister.)

Bum Bum Bum.....

DarthAve
03-23-2006, 09:08 PM
Well, I'll have to tell you this. I'm pregnent, but not with Daniel's child!!

Bum bum BUM!!!!

shinzuku
03-23-2006, 09:11 PM
(That's Daniel, right?)

I know, because the doctor called. Even though it is phsically impossible, the child is mine.

BUM BUM BUM

DarthAve
03-23-2006, 09:24 PM
But that's totally impossible, the only people I've been sleeping with are Daniel and Nick.... but that means......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shinzuku
03-23-2006, 09:27 PM
Shinzuku: *rips off a mask revealing Nick* Haha
Nick:*walks in*
Shinzuku: Aw crap
Nick:*walks out*
Shinzuku:Well, this is awkward.

DarthAve
03-23-2006, 09:30 PM
Damn, I hate Nick. ANDRAE SHOULD HAVE STAYED!!! Which reminds me, I'm having an affiar with Andrae', and Tim, and this kid who I used to like in school, but stopped liking because he's a jerk.

Psychochaos3
03-24-2006, 02:06 PM
Damn, I hate Nick. ANDRAE SHOULD HAVE STAYED!!! Which reminds me, I'm having an affiar with Andrae', and Tim, and this kid who I used to like in school, but stopped liking because he's a jerk.
9 months later in the hospital.
Romlo: Here you go Darth your new baby.
Louis: How come we're in a soap opera?
Hobo bob: Something went wrong with the dimension leaper.
Romlo: Let's go before these people realize I'm not a doctor.
Baby:Waaaah!
Hobo Bob: Let's Gooooooooooooooo!

DarthAve
03-24-2006, 04:55 PM
No, Nick ain't the father. Rebekah is!!!

http://x3a.xanga.com/063b72671643239137477/b26764064.png This is gonna be one sexy baby.

raven angle
03-25-2006, 10:30 AM
oh man im so confused.....*soap opera music*

zelda 41
03-25-2006, 11:30 AM
ZELDA: MMWWWHHHH HHHAAA HHHHAAA!!! IT IS I, ZELDA, HERE TO STEAL DARTH'S CHILD!!! (snaches baby) *soap oprea music starts to play*

BABY: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZELDA: MMMMMHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Psychochaos3
03-25-2006, 12:02 PM
ZELDA: MMWWWHHHH HHHAAA HHHHAAA!!! IT IS I, ZELDA, HERE TO STEAL DARTH'S CHILD!!! (snaches baby) *soap oprea music starts to play*

BABY: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZELDA: MMMMMHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Louis:*falls from the sky and lands on Zelda. Baby safely lands on grass.* Damn! We're back in the soap opera universe!
Romlo: Hey it's the baby.
Hobo Bob : we should bring it back to its mother. Who is she again?
Romlo: I forgot.
Louis: Why don't we bring him with us?
Romlo: Yeah.
*They all dimension leap.*

zelda 41
03-25-2006, 01:46 PM
ZELDA: (kicks hobo bob, louis, and romlo in the ass) HA HA
( steals baby) MMMWWWWAAAAA HHAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Psychochaos3
03-25-2006, 03:19 PM
ZELDA: (kicks hobo bob, louis, and romlo in the ass) HA HA
( steals baby) MMMWWWWAAAAA HHAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Louis: Damn! We're going to have to use .. it.
Ronlo: Are you sure.
Louis: Yes.
Romlo: *takes out chaos emerald* (good thing we got thing in the sonic the hedgehog universe) CHAOS CONTROL!
*they teleport to zelda and steal the baby back. Then, they go to Kelvin's(Psychochaos's real name) house in Savannah, Georgia to fix the dimension leaper.

zelda 41
03-25-2006, 03:26 PM
*zelda respawns and follows them to Kelvin's house through chaos control*

ZELDA: Whao... Georgia is different then Indiana weather. Oh well. TIME FOR CRIME!!!

Psychochaos3
03-25-2006, 03:46 PM
*zelda respawns and follows them to Kelvin's house through chaos control*

ZELDA: Whao... Georgia is different then Indiana weather. Oh well. TIME FOR CRIME!!!
Kelvin: *sees zelda* Uhhh. Hello.
Louis: you misused chaos control and teleported 5 years later zelda.
Romlo: We trained the baby to be the ultimate life form and named it Sigma.
Sigma: Hobo Bob, Where's my Kunai?
Hobo Bob: Right here Sigma. why don't you go out and train while we handle this?
Sigma : O.k
Louis: don't even try kidnapping Sigma. He can kill you and the U.S army single-handedly.
Hobo: We enhanced his genes to give him increased speed and strength. With the Chaos Emeralds he's even more powerful.
Kelvin: Now , Battle. Zelda Vs Hobo Bob, Louis, Romlo, and Psychochaos.

zelda 41
03-25-2006, 03:58 PM
ZELDA: Oh s***. Oh well, i don't want the child anymore. i want to rule the world!!!!

Psychochaos3
03-25-2006, 04:13 PM
ZELDA: Oh s***. Oh well, i don't want the child anymore. i want to rule the world!!!!
Sigma: no youi don't! Chaos Spear! *knocks out Zelda.*
Sigma: Now . I'll clean her mind of any dark thoughts. *mind swipes Zelda*
Romlo: Let's get you two back to the soap opera world. Chaos control!

zelda 41
03-25-2006, 04:29 PM
ZELDA: Wha... where am I? Why do i want to pick flowers and kiss pictures of cute guys? OH GOD! I"M WEARING PINK! WHERE IS MY BLACK SHIRT AND SKIRT?!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (dies)

zelda 41
03-25-2006, 04:33 PM
By the way, Psychocaos, Georigia is HAUNTED!! Turn on discovery channel now if you don't believe me. The show is A Haunting.

Psychochaos3
03-25-2006, 04:40 PM
ZELDA: Wha... where am I? Why do i want to pick flowers and kiss pictures of cute guys? OH GOD! I"M WEARING PINK! WHERE IS MY BLACK SHIRT AND SKIRT?!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (dies)
Louis: not again. Chaos regeneration!*revives zelda*
Romlo: Hello. Zelda? Here's some dark colored clothes to change into.
Sigma: now let's find mt long-lost mother. What's her name?
Kelvin-psychochaos: Darth_Ave.

Mashi An'krekku
03-25-2006, 06:30 PM
MASHI: [runs in suddenly] EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITIES! DRIP'S COMING!
EVERYONE: Drip? WHO THE EFF IS DRIP?
MASHI: THE SIN OF LUST PERSONIFIED AS A GIANT DEMONIC BLUE RAT! [runs away screaming]
EVERYONE: OKAY THEN.

DarthAve
03-25-2006, 09:06 PM
Ok ,the men in black come in, yuse that pen thing, and everyone forgets this whole thing happens.

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 09:23 AM
Louis: not again. Chaos regeneration!*revives zelda*
Romlo: Hello. Zelda? Here's some dark colored clothes to change into.
Sigma: now let's find mt long-lost mother. What's her name?
Kelvin-psychochaos: Darth_Ave.

ZELDA: (thinking: OMG I love ghosts! Way too cool and sca-- CRAP! THOUGHTS BEING READ!) BLACK CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! YA---wait a second. why do YOU guys have my clothes?!?

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 10:34 AM
ZELDA: (thinking: OMG I love ghosts! Way too cool and sca-- CRAP! THOUGHTS BEING READ!) BLACK CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! YA---wait a second. why do YOU guys have my clothes?!?
Louis: It's a long story, but it can be summed up in this slideshow.
Pic#1- We arrive at home finding out you used Chaos Control.
Pic#2- We go back to the Soap Opera dimension.
Pic#3- We find your home.
Pic#4- We return home.
Pic#5- You return after 5 years.
Pic#6- We kick your but.
Pic#7-We mindswipe you
Pic#8- You die.
Pic#9- We teleport to your home get your clothes and revive you.
Done.
PS. I know Georgia's haunted. I live in its most haunted city, Savannah, But all ghosts seem to live in the historical district.

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 10:38 AM
holly crap. this may sound weird, but my family and i go there every year for our vacation before we go to Floirda.

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 01:21 PM
Didn't I just say the Men in Black came in and used that pen thing??? Oh my goodness!I mean yeah, it was fun at first but now it's just messed up.

DarthAve
05-01-2006, 10:09 PM
I still watch the Teletubbies. I can't help it, that evil sun baby ones me. His little evil giggles make me watch.

assassin man
05-02-2006, 09:13 AM
You don't want to look in my secret room. It is very sad and you'll end up running out crying like a baby. An assassin has many things to hide.

KingCheez
05-02-2006, 09:57 AM
I play Fable and I'm a great assassin without much to hide. I go in, take out giant sword, make with the stabbing and inflicting death.