View Full Version : A$$ Hole boyfriends and girlfriends

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 12:44 PM
This is my thread where you can talk about your a$$ hole boyfriends and girlfriends. They can be old ones or current ones. But no names please.

I'll start.

My old boyfriend was a a$$ hole cause he played Half-Life 2 all day at my house and ignored me. So I dumped him. ^^

03-05-2006, 02:53 PM
He played Half-Life 2 and you dumped him?

Go eat dirt, die in a gutter, and realize how much of an idiot you are.

Anyway, Nicole is awesome besides the fact she wants to eat me. That's not awesome.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 03:12 PM
But he ignored me. YOU DON'T WANT TO IGNORE ME!

03-05-2006, 03:35 PM
Being so stupid, you must be too stupid to take showers, so he was obviously just taking advantage of you because he knew you were an idiot and didn't expect you to catch on.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 03:41 PM
You know what, don't talk about my love life, Cheez. Yours proboly is'nt better.

03-05-2006, 05:03 PM
Actually it is.


Anyway, if ignorance is bliss, you've reached nirvana.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 06:18 PM

03-05-2006, 06:24 PM
It is for him, his former girlfriend drew Vernon for him, and Cheez was all like 'SQUEE!!'

Mine is so much better, because the guy I like is giving in to my temptation.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 06:27 PM
Man I need a new boyfriend...

03-05-2006, 09:23 PM
Let me get this straight... he played Half-Life 2 all day so you dumped him? What the hell? Guys just need "me" time... to play video games and stuff.

And before you comment to me about my love life let me just say I don't have one. Love is illogical. Or as the Guide defines it, "Avoid if at all possible".

...Resistance is futile.

zelda 41
03-05-2006, 09:26 PM
You're crazy, Smon. Anyway, he was at my house. He played it for 8 straight hours!

03-05-2006, 10:00 PM
Next time any guy comes over and wants to play, hide the tower in a closet and say it was acting funny so you took it to (insert local electronic place/ geek squad place). He might not stayt long though.

03-05-2006, 10:01 PM
You're crazy, Smon. Anyway, he was at my house. He played it for 8 straight hours!
Is it truly madness to live a life of pure logic?

...wait... yeah it is...


...I uh... don't know where I'm goin' with this.

03-05-2006, 10:08 PM
Smon, how's your lovelife, because I'm finally starting the plans of stalking Daniel Vosovic until he becomes my partner in fashion designing, and in love.

03-05-2006, 10:09 PM
Eh. more or less desolate. Jock school. (-.-);

03-05-2006, 11:01 PM
Not a FORMER girlfriend anymore, Darth. We got back together. Her friend called my cell and told me Nicole wanted to kiss me. I was weirded out and she was like "Shorty pride" and I was like "...Okay..." and she hung up.

03-06-2006, 03:41 PM
In Zelda's defense, yeah I can see why that would be annoying, to have him over to spend time with him but instead he plays video games by himself. Though in my opinion your should have talked to him about it first rather than break up with him XD;;;

My current boyfriend is awesome to me, therefore I won't complain about him here. ^^ However, my ex is a complete jerkflip 'n such, therefore I shall complain about him XD I was with him for close to 11 months, and never once did he say "I love you" and only once did he say "I like you". He also critizied me for every little mistake I did and had to prove he was better than me at everything. Stupid me, I went along with it. BUT thats overwith and I'm glad. XD