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Smon
03-05-2006, 10:49 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-phoenix-document.gifI've been playing PW:AA for quite a while now and am *this* close to beating it, seeing as I'm tired of driving threads way too off topic with my mini-courts, so I will direct all legal disputes here. Why?

...

Uh...

Let cases begin.

Oh, also all my posts here will be accompanied by an image from here (http://www.croik.com/PW/animations.htm), depending on whether I'm on defense or prosecution.

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LET THE CASES BEGIN.

DarthAve
03-05-2006, 11:06 PM
Ok, Zelda and he damn 'ninjas'(if they even are trained in the ninja arts) stole my chiffon and I'm willing to send a pack of make-up deprived geisha on her ass to get back my damn chiffon!

Smon
03-05-2006, 11:08 PM
This would put me on prosecution...

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Darth, if you would, please point out the thread where this occured.

DarthAve
03-05-2006, 11:14 PM
The "It's not unusual[YURI]" thread, your honor.

Smon
03-05-2006, 11:19 PM
("It's Not Unusual" (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=161617&page=2) added to court record)
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Please note page 1...
~ OBJECTION~

WE DON'T ****IN CARE, DARTH!

NOW, NINJAS DO BELIEVE IN WEEKDAYS, "SCREW THAT" IS AN OBJECTION, AND I AM WINNING COMEDY POINTS, SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note the sickly sweet comedy, as well as the lack of care in her voice. I would like to call Zelda to the stand.

DarthAve
03-06-2006, 06:45 PM
The bitch ain't here.

Smon
03-06-2006, 06:46 PM
The bitch ain't here.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-finger-tap.gif
That is because she did it. Ever hear her say "I didn't steal it."? I think not.

DarthAve
03-06-2006, 08:01 PM
Well, am I gonna get back my chiffon? I need it to cover my headboard, since my birthday is on Sunday and my homies are sleepin' over.

Smon
03-06-2006, 08:08 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-judge.gif
Considering the defense does not have a response, I find her guilty, she must return your chiffon and say sowwy.

Psychochaos3
03-06-2006, 08:18 PM
Your honor, exactly what rules apply to this court? Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over.

(note, you guys need some sort of punishment if she doesn't apply by the standards of the court)

DarthAve
03-06-2006, 09:05 PM
I say for punishment, a shunning is in order.

Psychochaos3
03-06-2006, 09:29 PM
How about punishment by being beaten with smilies?

zelda 41
03-06-2006, 09:44 PM
Hello? Do I get a say in this? After all, this case IS about me!

And Darth, you *******,I didn't steal your ****in chiffon!
My ninjas are dead,anyway cause of your CREEPY SANTINO-TIM GUNN- LOVIN SELF.
SO **** YOU!

Now, the ****in case is over your honor.

Psychochaos3
03-06-2006, 09:57 PM
Hello? Do I get a say in this? After all, this case IS about me!

And Darth, you *******,I didn't steal your ****in chiffon!
My ninjas are dead,anyway cause of your CREEPY SANTINO-TIM GUNN- LOVIN SELF.
SO **** YOU!

You may speak your honar.
Yo, Zelda! I'll be your free lawyer. I did stand up for you.
Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over.

zelda 41
03-06-2006, 10:01 PM
Yes, Psychochaos3 is my new lawyer, sir.

Psychochaos3
03-06-2006, 10:08 PM
Yes, Psychochaos3 is my new lawyer, sir.
Thank you Zelda. I would first like to call one of Zelda's ninja to the stand!!!
:ninja1:

DarthAve
03-06-2006, 10:10 PM
You know what, don't bring up my liking of Tim/Santino/ anything realted to Project Runway obsession. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WIT THE SACRED F***** CHIFFON, YOU SLUTTY WHORE.

zelda 41
03-06-2006, 10:16 PM
NINJA#137: Yo my pfizzle! What is happening in the fizzhouse?

90SK
03-06-2006, 10:39 PM
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WIT THE SACRED F***** CHIFFON, YOU SLUTTY WHORE.

I'm sure you can testify to your case while refraining from vulgar language, Darth, least the court hold you in contempt.

DarthAve
03-06-2006, 10:45 PM
I'm sorry, I just want my dang chiffon!!!!

Gruducuuz
03-06-2006, 11:22 PM
I'm sorry if I totally ruin the flow of this case, but, in order to understand whats going
on...

WHAT THE CRAP IS A CHIFFON?

KingCheez
03-06-2006, 11:45 PM
This is military court. Guilty until proven innocent. You can't handle the truth. Metal Gear. Whatever.

zelda 41
03-07-2006, 07:36 AM
NINJA#137: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CREEPY TIM GUNN-SANTINO LOVING GIRL!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! (dies)


NINJA#48: *ahem*Your honor, we didn't steal the chiffton because we don't know what a chiffton is. Darth is just acussing Zelda because Zelda hates her cousin Tim Gunn. Darth is just a bitch.

Smon
03-07-2006, 08:54 AM
Your honor, exactly what rules apply to this court? Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over.

(note, you guys need some sort of punishment if she doesn't apply by the standards of the court)
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-down.gif
Very well, if it would please the court this will continue, opening statements defense?

Psychochaos3
03-07-2006, 03:55 PM
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Very well, if it would please the court this will continue, opening statements defense?
Your honor.

Gruducuz, Zelda's ninja, and myself do not know what a chiffon is. The ninja are too scared of Tim gunn-santino loving girls(that includes Darth). I had my associate Hobo Bob look into the case. I would also like to ask Darth one question crucial to the case. WHAT the $@#% is a CHIFFON???!!!!

Smon
03-07-2006, 05:59 PM
Your honor.

Gruducuz, Zelda's ninja, and myself do not know what a chiffon is. The ninja are too scared of Tim gunn-santino loving girls(that includes Darth). I had my associate Hobo Bob look into the case. I would also like to ask Darth one question crucial to the case. WHAT the $@#% is a CHIFFON???!!!!
The Wiki entry on Chiffon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiffon_%28fabric%29).

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This only proves my point, they don't even know what it is, they could've stolen it unknowingly.

zelda 41
03-07-2006, 06:12 PM
NINJA#128: Wait. That wasn't toilet paper? Opps...

90SK
03-07-2006, 07:29 PM
Are you admitting to the crime?

KingCheez
03-07-2006, 07:36 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-phoenix-bravado.gif

How can you sue the entire party when one ninja did it?

EDIT: (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-april-bounce-lj.gif WTF!?!?)

Psychochaos3
03-07-2006, 07:50 PM
[QUOTE=KingCheez]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-phoenix-bravado.gif

How can you sue the entire party when one ninja did it?

QUOTE]
Yeah! The ninja did not know what it was in the first place! It is Darth's fault for not labeling fabrics! I also have evidense that ninja 128 was hipnotized into thinking that it was toilet paper!My associate has informed me that 128's meal that day was druged by an unknown person!

KingCheez
03-07-2006, 08:08 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-phoenix-document.gif

Hypnosis. Of course. Darth_Ave has said several times, in these printed forum quotes, that she wanted to hypnotize boys to go out with her and poison her friend, et cetera. It is all but completely obvious that Darth is guilty.

Smon
03-07-2006, 08:52 PM
EDIT: (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-april-bounce-lj.gif WTF!?!?)
April May uses her *ahem* feminine wiles to manipulate the judge in case two.


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Whether or not the ninja knew it was chiffon or not it was still a crime. Also, as anyone will tell you, ninjas are invulnerable to hypnosis.

DarthAve
03-07-2006, 08:52 PM
HOW THE HECK ARE YOU NOT GONNA KNOW IT'S CHIFFON??? IT'S SILKY SMOOTH, AND IT'S LAVENDER IN COLOR!! PLUS, IT'S FREGGIN GLOWING!!! I JUST WANT YOU AND YOUR NINJA'S TO KNOW THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE CHIFFON TO COVER MY HEADBOARD, I CAN'T HAVE MY HARD EARNED BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL COME OVER, AND ALL THOSE GLOWSTICKS AND POPROCKS WENT TO WASTE!!

Smon
03-07-2006, 08:55 PM
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(There goes my credibility...)
Ninjas are... used to uh... certain "treatment", treatment that includes silky smooth lavender toilet paper.

zelda 41
03-07-2006, 09:36 PM
Sorry Darth. But ninja's IQ was 18. Plus, why do you need chiffton for a party?

DarthAve
03-07-2006, 09:40 PM
My headboard on my bed is ugly, and if it ain't covered, my friends can't come over since my wall is crumbling, I have squeaky floors, and if I take a bath water leaks into the livingroom so if the headboard goes wrong, I can't invite my friends over to celebrate my birthday by getting on a sugar high and watching The Blair Witch Project.

zelda 41
03-07-2006, 09:47 PM
NINJA#983: Wait, if yours is lavender, how can this one be red?

DarthAve
03-07-2006, 09:50 PM
Oh, you have a female ninja, and it's a jerk too... IT'S NOT LAVENDER, IT'S CHIFFON. IT'S LAVENDER IN COLOR!!!

Gosh!

90SK
03-07-2006, 09:50 PM
NINJA#983: Wait, if yours is lavender, how can this one be red?

Are you implying that you only used a portion of the Chiffon as toilet paper, or the whole thing and you just "held onto it" afterwards as material evidence?

Gruducuuz
03-07-2006, 10:04 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-zoom.gif


*off topic*

Hehe. Every time I look at that it looks like he's mouthing the word "crap" over and over.

*On topic*

Psychochaos3
03-08-2006, 06:34 PM
If the chiffon here is red, than where is the stolen Lavender chiffon!

Meanwhile at an abandoned warehouse, the hobo detective waits.
Hobo Bob:I've finally found the chiffon theives.
Mysteruous figure:Your efforts to retrieve the Chiffon are useless. With the powers in this fabric I can destroy Utah!Muhahahaha!
Hobo Bob: You bas%#$d!
Figure: Mutant panda #122, put him in the dungeon!
Hobo Bob: You won't get away with this!
Figure: I'm afraid I already have!Muhahahahahahahahaha!

zelda 41
03-08-2006, 09:12 PM
As you can see my lawyar Psychochaos3 has determined the location of the lavender chiffton. Hopfully Hobo Bob can find the chiffton snacher! (lol! Chiffton Snacher is what the man shall be called)

zelda 41
03-08-2006, 09:32 PM
Okay so since i didn't do anything then i guess i can go now.

COURT IS ENDED

Gruducuuz
03-08-2006, 10:01 PM
Its over?! But now what will we do for court themed fun???

KingCheez
03-08-2006, 10:12 PM
I want to sue Zelda 41 for spamming my oekaki.

Gruducuuz
03-08-2006, 11:02 PM
How about we someone else, seeing as someone just tried to sue zelda?

KingCheez
03-08-2006, 11:24 PM
No.

Smon
03-09-2006, 09:38 AM
I want to sue Zelda 41 for spamming my oekaki.
I'LL TAKE THE CASE!
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-sup-wit-dat.gif
This is an open-and-shut case. Here is KingCheez's Oekaki (http://cgi.cheezwhizwarriors.com/oekaki/). Note that right after Zelda is unbanned three poorly drawn doodles are released under the name LOLOLOL, which must be Zelda.

90SK
03-09-2006, 04:10 PM
That evidence is purely circumstantial. You can't prove that Zelda submitted those drawings. Furthermore, it is not the place of the court to critique the artistic abilities of the defendant, even if she did, in fact, post said "poorly drawn doodles".

Smon
03-09-2006, 09:57 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-waiting.gif
This is true. However the evidence of absence is not the absence of evidence. Would Zelda please give her testimony of what she did after she was banned and what she did shortly after being unbanned?

DarthAve
03-09-2006, 10:43 PM
THIS IS SO NOT OVER!! MY CHIFFON IS STILL GONE AND ZELDA'S NINJA WAS ON HIS FREGGIN' PERIOD!!!

Smon
03-10-2006, 08:58 AM
THIS IS SO NOT OVER!! MY CHIFFON IS STILL GONE AND ZELDA'S NINJA WAS ON HIS FREGGIN' PERIOD!!!
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-forward-grr.gif
I'm sorry Darth but there is nothing we can do at this point. There is no decisive evidence proving the ninjas have, or ever had, it.

DarthAve
03-10-2006, 04:57 PM
Well, can I at least get sombody to buy some delicious Wal-Mart chiffon??? I mean, that stuff was pretty damn silky, and cheap too.

Smon
03-10-2006, 05:54 PM
Well, can I at least get sombody to buy some delicious Wal-Mart chiffon??? I mean, that stuff was pretty damn silky, and cheap too.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-upper-right.gif
Um... no.
(Oh man... it totally syncs up.)

DarthAve
03-10-2006, 07:02 PM
You guys are bastards. I can't have my party now.... I'll pay you in poprocks if you get me some more of this chiffon. Who can deny the deliciousness of poprocks and glowsticks.

90SK
03-10-2006, 07:23 PM
*ahem*

Will Zelda 41 please take the stand to deliver her statement regarding the occurences on KingChez's oekaki?

zelda 41
03-12-2006, 11:22 AM
No. i will not be in any more cases until i have a lawyer.

aka: psychochaos, get on here.

KingCheez
03-12-2006, 11:55 AM
If you will not deliver your testimony, the case is over.

zelda 41
03-12-2006, 12:03 PM
no, i just need a lawyer.
*sigh* ok cheez, i didn't mean to. heres $50. go nuts.

Smon
03-12-2006, 12:36 PM
no, i just need a lawyer.
*sigh* ok cheez, i didn't mean to. heres $50. go nuts.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-edgeworth-sup-wit-dat.gif
If you were paying any attention you'd have noticed that Skye seems to be acting as your defense attourney.

Psychochaos3
03-12-2006, 04:45 PM
no, i just need a lawyer.
*sigh* ok cheez, i didn't mean to. heres $50. go nuts.
Fine. I'm here.

And Darth, here's your fu***ng chiffon. Because of that thing Hobo Bob nearly died and Utah was put under great threat.

DarthAve
03-12-2006, 11:22 PM
Smon, thanks for the help. You're pretty much a great judge/lawyer/excutioner. I made you a project runway themed icon

http://x20.xanga.com/78c815f66626842008160/b28550289.bmp

Psychochaos3
03-13-2006, 05:02 PM
Smon, thanks for the help. You're pretty much a great judge/lawyer/excutioner. I made you a project runway themed icon

http://x20.xanga.com/78c815f66626842008160/b28550289.bmp
He's not vocabular anymore. He's VOCABULAWYER! He also needs a theme song.

DarthAve
03-13-2006, 05:27 PM
I couldn't fit in vocabular. And besides, this icon's reminisant of the past...and his glorious days of just vocabulor.