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DarthAve
03-08-2006, 05:18 PM
This is a board to see who's the weirdest. Try and top this...

After I first saw the Sabotage video, I dressed up like an undercover cop and went running around town, and pretending to bust old ladies for murder.

zelda 41
03-08-2006, 05:29 PM
okay try this.

after i beat psychonauts, i went crazy 'cause i wanted to know what happens next. anyway, i acted like raz, dressed up as lili, and yelled quotes from the game like, "tree sitter". heck, i even made 18 letters to tim saying to make a new game. but never mailed 'um. but the weirdest thing was i tried to look on ebay for anything related to psychonauts. sadly, all i found the playing cards.

the end ^^

Psychochaos3
03-08-2006, 06:08 PM
Yawn. How about this?
I have an emergency jail escape plan, I have a friend who's a hobo, I chew on anything I can chew on, and ,chances are, This is what I'm gonna be doing in colledge.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpT3XVpUOY&feature=TopRated&page=1&t=t&f=b

DarthAve
03-08-2006, 08:17 PM
Ohhh, but can you handle this???

Everyday in school, when I return to the language arts room after our break, I scan the room, look at people, under desk everywhere...Then, everyday, I ask "What happened to Andrae'???"

KingCheez
03-08-2006, 08:37 PM
I went outside and got in a fight with myself in the middle of Chicago. I won.

Some kids were all like "yo, bobby" and I was like "HOW BE IT ROLLING, HOMEBUCKETS!?"

Smon
03-09-2006, 09:34 AM
I once slept outside in a big overcoat with a coffee mug.

When I awoke six hours later I found $5 in the mug.

KingCheez
03-09-2006, 05:23 PM
I slept in a bush once

DarthAve
03-09-2006, 10:45 PM
I once went outside, and ate clover and an unknown plant substance for dinner to avoid my dad's meatloaf.

Gruducuuz
03-09-2006, 11:04 PM
Ive eaten coals out of the fireplace, and actually worn a sombrero.

Jintor
03-10-2006, 07:33 AM
There wasn't anything to do, so i did it.

Smon
03-10-2006, 08:54 AM
...huh?

DarthAve
03-10-2006, 04:59 PM
Today, I prenced around the social studies room, rapping about the Chronicals of Narnia.

It's the cronic(WHAT?) cles of NARNIA!!!

KingCheez
03-10-2006, 05:52 PM
Slept on a sidewalk in Chicago, spent a night in a train, missed the stop several times and had to catch 3 trains to get home, died.

DarthAve
03-10-2006, 07:00 PM
Oh yeah, I probably have weirder schools.

Today I saw two people wearing tiaras in school today, one was a guy...a straight guy....a popular straight guy.

KingCheez
03-10-2006, 09:56 PM
I drank out of a party hat

DarthAve
03-11-2006, 12:13 AM
I drank out of the bottle of grape juice on New Years Eve. I wrapped it in a paper bag and pretended I was ghetto drinkin' a 40 ounce.

Smon
03-11-2006, 05:47 AM
I drank found Mountain Dew, a half empty soda bottle I found in the road... at least... it tasted like Mountain Dew.

Jintor
03-12-2006, 06:10 AM
Yes... but many things taste like Mountain Dew.


Wait. That was the point? Damn.

KingCheez
07-18-2007, 04:47 AM
I doubt these things were all true I mean I've needless to say done them recently but I did not do this sleeping in chicago **** why was I such a compulsive ****ing liar?

Ray Jones
07-18-2007, 06:34 AM
coz' you wanted to ride the cool wagon?

zelda 41
07-18-2007, 09:04 AM
hey, let's bring this back then.

i have a zombie escape plan. >x<

Jae Onasi
07-18-2007, 01:45 PM
I've done some weird things (dressing up in a Renaissance dress, complete with gaudy rings, walking down the street waving to random passersby, then going to see the movie 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' in costume, and actually staying in a Renaissance re-enactment group for 20+ years). However, this conversation takes the cake for the weirdest I ever had with someone.

Picture this: 50 or 60-ish year-old lady, who didn't put down her age or birthdate on her medical history sheet.

Jae: How old are you?
Lady (serious look on face): 19.
*Jae's not 100% sure if she's serious and nearly laughs at what appears to be a joke*
Lady continues: I've been resurrected.
*Jae has a long pause, wondering what to say next*
Jae: Uh, what year were you born in your former life?
Lady: 1949.

DarthAve
07-18-2007, 02:32 PM
I dressed up as Darth Vader to see Star Wars Episode 3. I didn't even go on opening night, and people though I was a guy.

and then my cousin showed up, unexpected (seriously, he just walked into the theater and I was like "BODHI!!!!")

JoeDoe 2.0
07-18-2007, 02:35 PM
I kick puppies and punch granies just for the fun of it :xp:

Poopdogjr
07-18-2007, 08:54 PM
One time in Highschool, I got an urge to fart. It seemed like a little fart, so i thought i would just let it ease its way out and hope it didn't smell none. I started to let it leak out and then it became like this torrent of gas and was proabably one of the loudest farts i've ever made. To make matters worse the room was pretty much dead silent because we were taking a test or something so everyone heard it loud and clear. My teacher got mad at me.

Miss_Mayhem
07-18-2007, 10:04 PM
Last year, history class, we reduced a teacher to tears and got out of several weeks of homework by singing happy birthday to the teacher. The entirety of class was spent throwing around a shriveled grapefruit stabbed with cloves that the teach had laying around. Good times . . .

[/i]Towards the end of the year, a guy started obsessing over my friend ... whom he'd never even met. This one-sided romance took place over Xbox live, where some dude stalked said friend and gave her his number. She told us, and we urged her to call him one day. She put her cellphone on speaker, and heard everything. He was willing to dye his hair blonde for her, and pronounced his love at least 3 times. One day, we had the brilliant idea of calling him, whereupon I'd burst into tears and admonish:

'Jose, he wants the money today! Hurry, we dont have alot of time!!!'[/i] (complete with very thick, Mexican accents).

My friend was to cry out in the background, 'Yo, where's mah dinero!?!?'

Hilarious.

Jae Onasi
07-19-2007, 02:18 AM
We had this girl prank-calling my house when I was a teen, and it was totally annoying because she did it like 15 times in a row. I finally got tired of it and answered in a completely cheesy French accent, "'Allo, my darleeng, I've been waiting for you' call." The next time she called I asked her 'Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it before it escapes down the road.'

She quit calling after that.

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 07:07 AM
I've done some weird things (dressing up in a Renaissance dress, complete with gaudy rings, walking down the street waving to random passersby, then going to see the movie 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' in costume, and actually staying in a Renaissance re-enactment group for 20+ years). However, this conversation takes the cake for the weirdest I ever had with someone.

Picture this: 50 or 60-ish year-old lady, who didn't put down her age or birthdate on her medical history sheet.

Jae: How old are you?
Lady (serious look on face): 19.
*Jae's not 100% sure if she's serious and nearly laughs at what appears to be a joke*
Lady continues: I've been resurrected.
*Jae has a long pause, wondering what to say next*
Jae: Uh, what year were you born in your former life?
Lady: 1949.

Do you work like in a hospital for medical records or something? My mom deals with people like that alll the time on the military fort.

Jae Onasi
07-19-2007, 08:06 AM
Do you work like in a hospital for medical records or something? My mom deals with people like that alll the time on the military fort.

I work with the patients themselves. :)

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 08:15 AM
I work with the patients themselves. :)

Oh, that's cool. My mom works in Release of Information, so she gets crazy people all the time.

As for me doing crazy things? Lets see...

On the last day of school, a bunch of us brought paintball guns and went crazy the last hour. We almost got arrested, but thank god for cool police officers, they let us off with a warning.

Two weeks ago, one of my friends bought an airsoft sniper, and brought it over. Now mind you, I live in a big neighborhood, its like a housing complex, so there's no open fields and such. So he proceeds to start firing it out my window, and he ended up busting two windows because it's so powerful.

Then yesterday, I jumped over a ledge, only to find out on the way down it was a ten feet drop. Ouch.

Ray Jones
07-19-2007, 09:24 AM
What about the girl that was chasing you with a water gun and the stick in your leg?

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 11:46 AM
What about the girl that was chasing you with a water gun and the stick in your leg?

Huh...?

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 11:59 AM
He's high, ignore him

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 12:23 PM
He's high, ignore him

No, I remember like a year ago some girl was chasing me and she drove a stick into my leg out of anger. Idk why she did it though, she was crazy.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 12:25 PM
Then you're high :xp:

Ray Jones
07-19-2007, 01:01 PM
Four years (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=110133), to be more precise.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 01:04 PM
You seem goofy back then Ray

Ray Jones
07-19-2007, 01:13 PM
My English was terrible, and I was pretty virginal regarding the forums and the internet, yes.

But (A) Rhett said I rock, and (B) should you ever say that again, you will have said it again.


Also Aresen >>>>>>>>>> RD. Anytime.

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 01:37 PM
Four years (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=110133), to be more precise.

Yeah, but that's strange that you would remember something from back then, especially concerning me.

Stalker like, I'd say.

Ray Jones
07-19-2007, 01:48 PM
I drew two pictures for that thread. Also, who would forget my dry girl joke?

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 03:07 PM
Is that still on the first page of Aresen? I mean wow, I remember my n00b days now.

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 03:40 PM
This one time, my mom got drunk, stole my iPod and her and my godaunt were singing 'Don't Fear the Reaper'

OH yeah, and there's the time I brought my accordian to school and everyone was like 'OMG AVERY CAN I PLAY??' My language arts teacher took it and was jamming. Oh yeah, and then there's the time my language arts teacher sang us the song he wrote about the refridgerator and the love and stuff. and I was like "OMG MR HORNYAK, That's so They Might be Giants!" and I'm still gonna try and convince him to send it to them.

Oh yeah, and this one time, My cousin Travis brought some stink spray to school and sprayed it in class. Take it, the whole room had to be evacuated afterword cause they thought it was a neuclear leak or somthing. He got in so much trouble, it was awesome.

Poopdogjr
07-20-2007, 01:22 AM
I would kill someone in front of their own mother to get an accordain. Not sure what i would do with it at that point. But i'm sure itd be extreme. Maybe.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 02:13 AM
Accordions aren't appreciated enough outside of 'musica ranchera'.

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 06:50 AM
Accordions aren't appreciated enough outside of 'musica ranchera'.

O RLY?

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 12:19 PM
YES RLY!

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 12:30 PM
RLY.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 12:35 PM
I've yet to see accordians make their debut in either a pop or rap vid.

Poopdogjr
07-20-2007, 12:47 PM
lol. that would be wicked. Make it so.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 12:49 PM
I should get around to doing that - Rosy and Tabby are wild enough to do such a thing with me.

Poopdogjr
07-20-2007, 12:54 PM
maybe there is some way to make the accordian electric, and then we can make some trance music with it.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 12:56 PM
I beleive we are true fronteirsmen, witnessing a revolution . . .

DarthAve
07-20-2007, 02:18 PM
I've yet to see accordians make their debut in either a pop or rap vid.

1. Go to YouTube and search 'Purple Toupee'
2. Watch the video for Purple Toupee by They Might be Giants
3. Enjoy ur ownage.
4. Than watch the video for "Put your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"
5. Enjoy that ownage again.

They Might be Giants: Pioneering the accordian in music videos since 1989...I think that's the year.

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 02:56 PM
I've yet to see accordians make their debut in either a pop or rap vid.

Oh course accordians are not in ****ty music. You thought they would be? Accordian players aren't that stupid.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 03:34 PM
Whatever happened to the electric-clarinet? Those were pretty boss too . . .

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 03:35 PM
Nose flute players are better

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 03:38 PM
You mean, like Spongebob?

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 03:47 PM
Spongebob is so gay. I don't see why people like him.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 03:50 PM
Are you homophobic sir?

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 04:00 PM
Are you homophobic sir?

Huh? No, but Spongebob is. He supports gays.

KingCheez
07-20-2007, 08:40 PM
Hey Reclaimer maybe you should learn the different between homophobic and homosexual sometime you know and while you're out of the closet to do that get some snack food to bring back in

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 09:32 PM
BOYAH!1!

Psychochaos3
07-20-2007, 09:32 PM
Huh? No, but Spongebob is. He supports gays.
Homophobia (from Greek ὁμο homo(sexual), "same, equal" + φοβία (phobia), "fear", literally "fear of the equal") is the fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals.

Don't assume the definitions of word you don't know.

Davinq
07-20-2007, 10:27 PM
I once slept outside in a big overcoat with a coffee mug.

When I awoke six hours later I found $5 in the mug.
This wins.

Thread over.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:28 PM
Smon is going to get u for that one :lol:

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 11:00 PM
Rereading this thread . . . I suddenly feel a lot saner . . . than again, I just smeared molten chocolate all over my face no less than 2 hours ago, and was voluntarily tackled aside while wearing wedges . . . so my feelings may be wrong.


Hmm. 2000 posts. w00t or something.

!w00t!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 11:01 PM
you get a
:cowdance :sheepdanc :cowdance

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 11:06 PM
Awww, thank you muchly - now how did you know I luft those?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-20-2007, 11:27 PM
happy scrappy hero pup

itchythesamurai
07-21-2007, 02:21 AM
Dude, Scrappy Doo sucks. What were you thinking?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-21-2007, 02:41 AM
note: reference to clerks is lost on the itchy



btw itchy i made rayston a forum on rd2

itchythesamurai
07-21-2007, 03:09 AM
Sorry, I haven't seen Clerks in years.

Crazy things I've done, hmm...this one time I dug a mole out of my arm with a knife. It's a skin-colored bump now. And I stapled a kid on the wrist semi-accidentally. And I kissed a girl without her knowing that I had a mouthful of water and it freaked her out when I spat it into her oral cavity. (Still can't convince her that it wasn't just ungodly amounts of spit.) That's pretty much the highlight reel of the SFW stuff.

Ray Jones
07-21-2007, 06:29 AM
jay is a crazy nut :3

<jaggy s> ray
<ray> jack
<jaggy s> ,o
<ray> ^^
<jaggy s> ^^

KingCheez
07-21-2007, 04:12 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4783/vlcsnap315274ex9.png

yeah I think i win

Ray Jones
07-21-2007, 05:47 PM
vb wins

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-21-2007, 05:55 PM
ray i made youtube tags try em out

<video id here>

Ray Jones
07-21-2007, 08:13 PM
k when I fixed the other problem ;~~~

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-21-2007, 08:42 PM
what

Ray Jones
07-21-2007, 09:32 PM
the video

JoeDoe 2.0
07-21-2007, 09:47 PM
Crackers

itchythesamurai
07-22-2007, 01:29 AM
This one time I was at a girl's house and she went to the bathroom and when she came back I was in her clothes and then one of our mutual guy friends came over. That was like three years ago.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-22-2007, 01:40 AM
Thats very funny and an awkward confession coming from you

KingCheez
07-22-2007, 03:07 AM
Sorry, I haven't seen Clerks in years.

Crazy things I've done, hmm...this one time I dug a mole out of my arm with a knife. It's a skin-colored bump now. And I stapled a kid on the wrist semi-accidentally. And I kissed a girl without her knowing that I had a mouthful of water and it freaked her out when I spat it into her oral cavity. (Still can't convince her that it wasn't just ungodly amounts of spit.) That's pretty much the highlight reel of the SFW stuff.

post the nsfw stuff in rd2

itchythesamurai
07-22-2007, 04:34 AM
Thats very funny and an awkward confession coming from you

It wasn't as awkward as the fact that I looked better than her in her own clothes. It was okay though, we were dating kinda. And I've never drunk or smoked or injected or otherwise taken illegal drugs. Just naturally kooky.

Reclaimer
07-22-2007, 09:21 AM
It wasn't as awkward as the fact that I looked better than her in her own clothes. It was okay though, we were dating kinda. And I've never drunk or smoked or injected or otherwise taken illegal drugs. Just naturally kooky.

The real question is, are you male or female?

If male: That's disgusting.

If female: That's hawt.

Jae Onasi
07-22-2007, 01:16 PM
Dude, Scrappy Doo sucks.

OMG, that is so QFT. You're my hero, itchy. Scrappy should have been scrapped before he ever made it out of the writer's stoned brain, and if not, he should have been scrapped on the production room floor by anyone with half a lick of common sense. That way, true Scooby fans would never have been assaulted by Scrappy's saccharine whiny lameness.

Miss_Mayhem
07-22-2007, 03:11 PM
I hated Scrappy Doo's voice with a passion. Did anyone else ever question what is used to make Scooby Snacks?

Grey Master
07-26-2007, 03:41 PM
I wonder why Scrappy's parents abandoned him...

poor Scooby