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janek17
12-01-2000, 10:11 PM
it's now just turned the 2nd of december, and i was 16 yesterday... i think.

i am drunk at the moment, my girlfriend left the house at about 11ish, (she made me a birthday cake) i am now sixteen, and i feel as if i am going to hurl, which means i am drunk on a bottle of sicillian wine, what do you all think is the best wine full stop?

....any other day it's a bottle of vulley from switzerland.... but today i felt as if a dry wine would make make me depressed, only now my parents are pissed at me for getting drunk.... i'm 16 by the way.

JR2000Z
12-01-2000, 10:15 PM
Arent you going to congratuate anybody?

janek17
12-01-2000, 10:20 PM
4 wot?

Thrawn
12-01-2000, 10:23 PM
because, it's not your b-day, it's ours!

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JR2000Z
12-01-2000, 10:24 PM
I...just ment...that...16..must be very rewarding...uhhh....I think I left my Thanksgiving turkey in the oven. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/redface.gif

JR2000Z
12-01-2000, 10:25 PM
Anyway congratulations and all that.

Admiral
12-01-2000, 10:56 PM
Happy BrithDay

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SadShadow
12-01-2000, 11:03 PM
HaPpY BiRtHdAy to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

like Sadam Hussein said in South Park:

Lets FORNICATE!!!!!!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

*want a beer...

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Flying Beastie
12-02-2000, 12:07 AM
Happy B-Day, Janek.

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Jem
12-02-2000, 01:38 PM
It's just another precious year being sucked into the cold and merciless void of eternity.
One more year of your pitifully short life span disappearing down the great cosmic drain of nothingness into the ultimate fate of all mortals.

but hey, enjoy your cake.... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Psycho Tycho
12-02-2000, 01:49 PM
Can I light your birthday cake?

*(Takes out a fully loaded flame-thrower.)*

Pwetttty please?? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Flying Beastie
12-02-2000, 06:11 PM
Kinda gives whole new meaning to blowing out the candles, don't it?

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JR2000Z
12-02-2000, 07:18 PM
*Swiches the candles with nuclear and atomic exposives*

Darth Sceltor
12-02-2000, 07:34 PM
I beat you to 16, so hah.

BTW, I think nuclear and atomic bombs are the same...... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-02-2000, 07:35 PM
SH*T!!!!
I knew that. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/redface.gif

milkshake
12-02-2000, 09:03 PM
I brought self lighting candles that you can NEVER blow out. ever. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Darth Sceltor
12-03-2000, 05:31 PM
I brought <s>dynamite</s> red candles for your cake.

milkshake
12-03-2000, 05:54 PM
Hey darth, how do you do that crossy out thing you just did, I need it for my new sig http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Bill Clinton: Well, the
American people have
spoken, we just don't
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JR2000Z
12-03-2000, 07:27 PM
Even I know how to do that.Edit his post.
<s>OK?</s>

Zargon
12-07-2000, 10:14 PM
<s>What a moron</s> Uh......yeah, thats how ya do it.

JR2000Z
12-08-2000, 12:17 AM
<s>Everybody here is being such a jack@ss. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif </s>

You guys are great. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zargon
12-08-2000, 12:33 AM
<s>I'll kill you in your ****ing sleep</s>

Its great to be appreciated!

Admiral Zaarin
12-08-2000, 11:15 AM
<s>How long are you guys going to keep scoring things out?</s>

The Duke
12-08-2000, 06:28 PM
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AnD We AlL FaLl DoWn

Admiral Zaarin
12-09-2000, 12:19 AM
I don't believe this. Would some kind Sith please delete this idiot's post, (Duke's, not mine http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif).

And, IMHO, you have every right to ban him...

Poor Bastard
12-09-2000, 12:48 AM
"HELLO I AM DUKE. I AM FAG! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO"

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