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Smon
03-17-2006, 11:02 AM
Oh man, this looks so awesome. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane)

Psychochaos3
03-17-2006, 11:05 AM
Oh man, this looks so awesome. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane)
Cool. but i've seen better.

Smon
03-17-2006, 11:07 AM
It just looks... so... ridiculous. Plus it has Samuel L. Jackson as the star.

90SK
03-17-2006, 06:30 PM
I've been waiting on this movie for a while. It's going to be worth every second, though. Because Snakes + Plane + Badass mother****er Jackson = THE movie.

Smon
03-17-2006, 06:49 PM
Rumor has it SLJ took the part after reading only the title, however since Snakes on a Plane was only a working title it was later changed to Pacific Air Flight 121, however SLJ objected to this as the title was what originally what lured him in. Later it was called S.O.A.P.(Snakes On A Plane) however a week later it was reverted back to Snakes on a Plane, entirely.

90SK
03-17-2006, 06:57 PM
"S.O.A.P"

:rofl:

This movie is going to win ten million oscars for sheer awesomeness.

Smon
03-17-2006, 07:01 PM
"This movie is really gorey" "Yeah, but that is one cute pig" "I hope he wins some kind of cute pig award"-Steff, Cosgrove, and Freakazoid

I assume SOAP will have similar reactions, but some sort of... awesome award. This movie the equivalent of some kind of Ninja/Pirate truce. So awesome yet so... absurd.

DarthAve
03-17-2006, 08:22 PM
Why does everyone have really scary avatars??? Should I get a scary avatar???

This movie sounds slightly interesting. I'd honestly rather see V for Vendetta

"Who wants to blow up Parliment???" "I DO, I DO!!!"

Smon
03-17-2006, 08:45 PM
My avatar isn't scary if you know anything about the Lobe.

"You aren't going to make a crack about me buying a hat are you?"
"What kinda hat?"
"Oh so you knew I was buying a hat!?"
"You brought it up Lobe, last I heard you were in Kansas inventing some kind of fiendish dust machine."
"I was, but I came back to buy a hat!"
"They sell hats in Kansas."
"Not in my size they don't!"-The Lobe & Freakazoid

KingCheez
03-17-2006, 10:01 PM
Darth, your avatar IS scary.

DarthAve
03-17-2006, 10:19 PM
Don't speak that was about

Andrae' the little lamb.

Besides, Andrae' is one of the three gay men in history who will go to heaven.

Daniel Vosovic, Andrae', and Freddie Murcury all bought their tickets on that stairway to heaven(led Zepplin'd)

Thrik
03-18-2006, 02:22 PM
Snakes on a Plane Survivor's Manual: Enemy List (http://ryansgoblog.com/blog/69/snakes-on-a-plane-enemy-list/).

Smon
03-18-2006, 02:25 PM
"End of level boss giant snake" is the best one there. XD

KingCheez
03-19-2006, 10:55 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE IS LIKE DRINKING A BIG BUCKET OF STAKE SAUCE

edit: steak sauce.

I'm gonna see it with my girlfriend. Because we're that cool.

DarthAve
03-19-2006, 11:39 PM
Wait, you think you're cool. You post on a board basically MADE for nerds. Are you a skitzo or somthing?

Smon
04-10-2006, 03:19 AM
It's like the Idea Bar is finally calling in Hollywood's tab. (http://www.keypics.com/spymate/spymate.html)

The question is, is it dumber than SoaP?

Smon
07-15-2006, 07:01 PM
Double post, now you too can see how SOAP was crated! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=h59p9kOZkLI)

Miss_Mayhem
07-15-2006, 11:45 PM
I just saw the first (or the first that I'VE seen) ad/trailer thingy run on tv a few minutes ago. I started laughing so bad that my mom looked at me weird.

Poopdogjr
07-18-2006, 08:39 PM
Man this movie looks like one of those horrible movies that you can't help but laugh at how bad it is. Like Mystery Science Theatre bad. I have to see it. It's gonna ROCK!!!

Smon
07-18-2006, 08:46 PM
Hell yes.

And they know it. The ad said (something like) "Other movies may have... elaborate codes... fantastic superheroes... creepy houses... amazing animation... but there's one thing we guarantee they don't have... SNAKES, ON A PLANE!"

Mashi An'krekku
07-18-2006, 09:09 PM
My friend and I are going to see it. DRESS UP and see it.
Mel (mah freend) is going to put on a shirt with an airplane on it and put a bunch of snakes on her.

Poopdogjr
08-04-2006, 01:52 PM
Everyone has to go here and do this!

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

It sends a personalized message from Samuel L. Jackson out to people by phone or E-mail. It just might be the neatest thing I have EVER seen!!!! I've sent out like 30 so far.

zelda 41
08-04-2006, 05:54 PM
I heard somthing about somthing called Snakes on a Train.

Mashi An'krekku
08-05-2006, 04:10 PM
Still dressing up to see it.

itchythesamurai
08-05-2006, 05:35 PM
Going to the midnight showing! Even though I'll probably get grounded since it's the second day of school.

Poopdogjr
08-18-2006, 01:12 AM
TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!


I plan on going to see it after work. Is anybody else going to go see this masterpiece of cinematography?

Smon
08-18-2006, 02:57 AM
YES. HELL YES.

90SK
08-18-2006, 03:20 AM
So, I'm talking to my Dad:



"Hey dad, do you know when Snakes on a Plane is coming out?"

"No. When?"

"The eighteenth. It would be great if we could go see it."

"The eighteenth. Ah, I have plans."

"Oh, right. You're..."

"...getting married. Yeah."

"...maybe that weekend, then?"



I'll probably see it Monday.

DarthAve
08-18-2006, 03:22 AM
It sucks that it's rated R. I can't see it unless I bribe my dad or somthing.

I even made my yahoo! avatar Snakes on a Plane themed.

zelda 41
08-18-2006, 06:08 PM
my mom's taking me to see it

Paranoidish
08-18-2006, 06:17 PM
I'm only going to see it because I want to see how they can stretch out such a bad concept into an entire feature film...and because it will the only the biggest talk for about the next month.

DarthAve
08-18-2006, 06:37 PM
Ok, I've got the greatest idea. I'm going to go to the movies with my friends and promise to see Step Up, but I'm going to sneak into SoaP and see it.

Or I have to wait for Dad to get curious and see it.

zelda 41
08-18-2006, 06:39 PM
You know you could get thrown out for that?

Smon
08-18-2006, 06:48 PM
Yeah, but theatre hopping is fun.

DarthAve
08-18-2006, 06:50 PM
I don't care if I get caught. I never go to the movies anyway.

KingCheez
08-19-2006, 03:40 PM
theatre hopping is hella easy at the tiny little theater in town removed

they might be in front of the door but they don't even ask for tickets.

no, seriously.

Mashi An'krekku
08-19-2006, 04:03 PM
I miss the little theatre we had in Granite City. They replaced it with a ****ING APPLEBEE'S.

Poopdogjr
08-19-2006, 05:30 PM
Ok, I saw the movie last night. And I have to say I was dissapointed.


I thought it would be this retarded movie that was made so poorly, it would be funny. But it really was sort of boring. There were a couple of funny parts here and there, but it took itself pretty seriously, and wasn't as out there as I would have thought. It was a half way decent movie, one where you walk out and were like "Eh that was o.k.", not like "OMG that movie was stupiiiiid! I love it!"

The best part of the movie I thought was the audience with us. Everyone was in a great mood and it added alot to the overall expierence. People were yelling crap like "Sporks on a plane!" And other crazy stuff which was cool. Go to a late showing with a rauncy crowd and it gets much better.

I dunno, it's hard to describe and I just wanted to vent. Take what I've said with a grain of salt with some snakes in the salt shaker.

Also, I made a special at work to celebrate the movie "Bears On A Sundae" Which is gummi bears on a ice cream sundae!


And finally, Uwe Boll's masterpiece House Of The Dead is on Sci-Fi right now. Now this movie deserves a following for being a terrible movie. Man it sucks! LOL. I love it.

Ok I'm done now.

DarthAve
08-19-2006, 05:35 PM
We have a tiny theater , but it only shows one movie, and the balcony is always closed.

Someday, I'm gonna sneak up to that balcony and watch a movie.

zelda 41
08-19-2006, 06:52 PM
We have a giant new theater with reclining seats, pleanty of room, and no sticky floors.

Mashi An'krekku
08-19-2006, 08:11 PM
Giant theatres aren't that cool. In fact, they're theatre whores. D: I get lost in them and they make me sad.

DarthAve
08-19-2006, 09:36 PM
Mashi, I'm sigging that on your forums.

Smon
08-21-2006, 08:43 AM
...I saw this movie yesterday.

...

...BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

DarthAve
08-21-2006, 06:55 PM
MY PARENTS WON'T TAKE ME!!!! THEY SAID IT WAS DUMB!!!

They're clearly nazi's.

Miss_Mayhem
08-21-2006, 08:54 PM
I was going to see it yesterday, but being rater R...I didn't I saw 'The Ballad of Ricky Bobbby'. Screw the 1st part of the title. It was f***ing hilarious!

Poopdogjr
08-22-2006, 02:07 AM
Ahh, to be young again..... and also a robot.

Halo_92
08-22-2006, 02:58 AM
i'm getting dizzy....................from all this gayness

Gruducuuz
08-22-2006, 07:08 PM
...I saw this movie yesterday.

...

...BEST. MOVIE. EVER.


AS DID I. Coincidence? I. THINK. NOT!

(Also, first post back from vaction.)

DarthAve
08-22-2006, 09:01 PM
You guys are so f***ing lucky.

Halo_92
08-22-2006, 09:45 PM
You guys are so f***ing lucky.
Yea i wanted to see it too.
Darth_Ave have you seen V For Vendetta?

90SK
08-22-2006, 10:59 PM
i'm getting dizzy....................from all this gayness

What an attuned sense of humor you have.




I'm seeing Snakes on Thursday, it looks like. Several of my friends have already seen it: unanimous endorsements. :) I have every confidence that it'll rock.

Commander Obi-Wan
08-24-2006, 04:28 AM
*pops up*

Yeah. I've seen it. Luckily it's 14A in Canada, so I got to go see it. And it was like the best ****in' movie ever. Almost. Just an awesome movie IMO.

*hides and disappears*

KingCheez
08-24-2006, 08:54 AM
I lost the news article that said about the snakes actually released in a theater showing it

Smon
08-24-2006, 09:36 AM
I lost the news article that said about the snakes actually released in a theater showing it
...heart attack!

That sounds like the most boss thing ever.

...and that's my most rarely used adjective.

Poopdogjr
08-24-2006, 12:17 PM
I have to give praise to Commander Obi-Wan for his inclusion of snakes on a plane in his profile thingee. Hats off to you sir.

zelda 41
08-24-2006, 06:32 PM
Yay, my sister's coming back from collage tomarrow and taking me to see it!!! *Dances*

Mashi An'krekku
08-27-2006, 01:07 AM
I saw it! I saw it!
I laughed and/or cringed the whole time. :D

milo
08-27-2006, 01:24 AM
I have to give praise to Commander Obi-Wan for his inclusion of snakes on a plane in his profile thingee. Hats off to you sir.
Weird. I've never seen him in here before. He probably saw "Snakes on a Plane" and jumped in. :p

DarthAve
08-27-2006, 01:38 AM
I saw it! I saw it!
I laughed and/or cringed the whole time. :D
Did Mel wear her costume?

Commander Obi-Wan
08-27-2006, 04:01 AM
Weird. I've never seen him in here before. He probably saw "Snakes on a Plane" and jumped in. :p

Correcto mundo! You got that right. Otherwise, I wouldn't've posted in this wonderful, insane, and wacky place. ;) XP

Poopdogjr
08-27-2006, 02:57 PM
Mother****in' YEAAAAAAAAAA!

Mashi An'krekku
08-27-2006, 03:44 PM
Did Mel wear her costume?

Actually, no. D:

pyrohappygirl
08-28-2006, 02:54 AM
The trailers came out here a week ago.

Klia
08-28-2006, 10:30 AM
I went to see it. It was much grosser and scarier than I had ever anticipated it of being. The trailers made it look almost cheesy.

It was still great, the characters were fully realized and Jackson kicked it up a notch. If you're easily scared of grossed out, don't go. You don't want to get your ass busted because your friend decided to let it loose all over the floor at the ending scene.

Smon
08-28-2006, 02:07 PM
The coolest part was the giant end of level boss snake that ate that dude whole and then made the decompression hole in the wall even bigger at the end.

Halo_92
08-28-2006, 02:14 PM
That sounds.....................Totally awesome!

Commander Obi-Wan
08-28-2006, 02:28 PM
No, the best part was when

when they couple were having an enjoyable in the bathroom and the female (Kelly) was bitten in the bosom. XD

Otherwise, the movie was non-stop awesome ****.

Poopdogjr
08-29-2006, 01:45 PM
Lex Luthor Voice: "WRONG!!!!!"

For some reason this messed up site won't let me do an advanced reply, so I'll have to be vague.

The best part is....... when that guy goes to the bathroom.

Or the time that guy did that thing to the other guy and someone was like emotional and something happened. But then something else happened and stuff.

Damn advanced reply.

Smon
08-29-2006, 02:40 PM
Ya know, you can still use spoiler tags without advanced reply. I rarely use advanced mode, if only to edit posts.

Halo_92
08-29-2006, 03:33 PM
I just got a great comeback, ok here it is,

I hope your wearing some of these,
http://bluejersey.net/images/diary/oops.jpg
Becuase I'm gonna knock the crap outta you!

Paranoidish
08-29-2006, 05:00 PM
It was actually a lot more serious then I thought it would be. It was like they knew that there were ridiculous elements of the plot but never pointed it out which made all of the difference.

It exceeded my expectations in a lot of areas but I wish that the humour was more...I dunno...funny?

Poopdogjr
08-29-2006, 05:12 PM
It was actually a lot more serious then I thought it would be. It was like they knew that there were ridiculous elements of the plot but never pointed it out which made all of the difference.

It exceeded my expectations in a lot of areas but I wish that the humour was more...I dunno...funny?


EXACTLY!