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Psychochaos3
03-18-2006, 08:48 PM
Post phrases that really make you think. Like the question "what came first, egg or chicken?"


If you took a compass into space, which way would it point?

DarthAve
03-18-2006, 09:01 PM
Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or a really fat guy???

Gruducuuz
03-18-2006, 09:37 PM
If you took a compass into space, which way would it point?


Depends, if there is something magnetic near you, it would point towards the north pole of the the magnetic field. If not, it would just point towards nothing in particular.

If Hitler had been born somewhere other than germany, would he still have started a war? If not, would it matter if he had different parents?

Is there a goWhat is the longest phrase that is the samething backwards and forewards?

Why can I come up with so may of these?

How did the creator of the Hitch-Hicker's Guide to the Galaxy come up with the number 42?

How the crap do we know that dolphins are smarter than us?

IS THREE TIMES REALLY A CHARM?

Why is seven so lucky?

Why is it that when you aren't told to do something, you will do it, but when you are told to do something, you really don't want to do it?

Why is it that I came up with these one after another, or rather, in under two minutes?

Why do I have to have suc long posts?

Why are you still reading this?

Honestly.

Psychochaos3
03-18-2006, 09:57 PM
How the crap do we know that dolphins are smarter than us?

They aren't. They have bigger brains , but our brains are more complex. It's like humans-windows XP. Dolphins-windows95. Computer referances. Gotta love 'em.

Time started at the beginning of the univers so there couldn't be a before the universe because time didn't start until the universe began. Think about it deeply .

Gruducuuz
03-18-2006, 10:02 PM
Time started at the beginning of the univers so there couldn't be a before the universe because time didn't start until the universe began. Think about it deeply .

Who said time did start at the beginning of the universe? It took time to create a universe, so there had to be time before hand, other wise what would cause time to start? Somthing to age? that doesn't make sense.

Time is a constant, it isn't an object you can take away, or create two of, it is just a way to describe the constant flow of things.

Only NOOBS don't that.

:)

Psychochaos3
03-19-2006, 10:08 AM
Who said time did start at the beginning of the universe? It took time to create a universe, so there had to be time before hand, other wise what would cause time to start? Somthing to age? that doesn't make sense.

Time is a constant, it isn't an object you can take away, or create two of, it is just a way to describe the constant flow of things.

Only NOOBS don't that.

:)I The universe started when a small superconcentrated ball of matter suddenly appeared out of nothing. time started right at the moment the ball appeared. the ball then exploded sending matter around creating the universe we know.

zelda 41
03-19-2006, 10:38 AM
who would win in a fight? me or a couger?

Psychochaos3
03-19-2006, 10:43 AM
who would win in a fight? me or a couger?
That depends. How big is the couger.

KingCheez
03-19-2006, 11:04 AM
Cougar of course wins.

Douglas Adams got 42 from a chess computer computing a 6 times 8 wrong.

Who would win, Naked Snake or Sam Fisher? (My money's on SNAKE, he can just CQC slam Sam into the ground and it's all over.)

KingCheez
03-19-2006, 11:07 AM
Why are bad days consistently bad days? Why can't you just have one spot of bad luck and be over with it?

zelda 41
03-19-2006, 12:03 PM
That depends. How big is the couger.


ten inches tall.

Psychochaos3
03-19-2006, 12:15 PM
ten inches tall.
You would win.

If it's called a t.v "set" how come we only get one?

Odd
03-19-2006, 01:01 PM
What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Why is it that the best tasting foods are bad for us?

Psychochaos3
03-19-2006, 01:30 PM
What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Why is it that the best tasting foods are bad for us?

When you go to court you put your life in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food. There's a lot of mice!

If #2 pencils are still the most popular why are they still #2?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot tourists?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Paranoidish
03-19-2006, 02:28 PM
What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.

Psychochaos3
03-19-2006, 02:46 PM
What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.
Who the heck are you?

Smon
03-19-2006, 07:07 PM
How do you know when Sour Cream goes bad?
What way does the wind blow over the ocean?
Why do people buy backscratchers?

DarthAve
03-19-2006, 10:41 PM
Does it take more licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop depending on the flavor?
If you get a star on a wrapper of a tootsie pop, do you REALLY get a free one?
Why is coke so damn irristable?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHIFFON?

Smon
03-20-2006, 03:43 AM
Riddle:
What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die?

Megan
03-20-2006, 01:38 PM
Aw man, I'm terrible with riddles. I'll have to think about it.

Why do we say, "It's as cold as Hell outside?"
Do stairs go up or down?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Psychochaos3
03-20-2006, 02:46 PM
Riddle:
What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die?
Hah. Heard this one in 2d grade. Nothing. Nothing has seven letters. Nothing is greater than God. Nothing is more evil than satan. Rich people need nothing (they already have everything they need). Poor people have nothing.
If you eat nothing, you will die.

Klia
03-20-2006, 03:34 PM
Did anyone answer Paranoidish's question?

DarthAve
03-20-2006, 04:10 PM
Is that a Blythe doll in Klia's Avatar?

Gruducuuz
03-20-2006, 04:49 PM
If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

If someone who plays a piano is called a pianist, what do we call someone who races cars?

How long did the Hundred Years War last?

Which country makes Panama hats?

From which animal do we get catgut?

In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

What is a camel's hair brush made of?

The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

What was King George VI's first name?

What color is a purple finch?

Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

zelda 41
03-20-2006, 05:45 PM
will darth ever get over her obsesstion of project runway?

Mashi An'krekku
03-20-2006, 09:07 PM
When will the sun explode and kill us all?
...
I'm watching the National Geographic channel. AHAHAHAsomeonekillme.

DarthAve
03-20-2006, 09:09 PM
will darth ever get over her obsesstion of project runway?
Maybe the project runway, but NEVER DANIEL VOSOVIC!! He's posatively skrumptious!

Psychochaos3
03-22-2006, 03:45 PM
When will the sun explode and kill us all?
...
I'm watching the National Geographic channel. AHAHAHAsomeonekillme.
If we stay on this planet for about 5,000,000,000 years, then yes.
And no I won't kill you.

shinzuku
03-23-2006, 08:17 PM
What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.

Which ones? Try googling Psychonauts.

I have one

Why is orange juice yellow?

KingCheez
07-18-2007, 03:49 AM
Hey here's one, why did we make this thread?

OH YEAH, GOLDEN AGE.

Das Mole
07-18-2007, 03:55 AM
i could easily answer all of these questions but i dont think i'll bother.

here's one:

HOW IS IT THAT RD IS DYING

Rogue Nine
07-18-2007, 03:06 PM
A nickel and a dime.

Miss_Mayhem
07-18-2007, 06:21 PM
Will Stephen Colbert Eat Jon Stewart (for ratings)?

Will Ninja ForPrez gain a foothold in the presidential race?

Miss_Mayhem
07-18-2007, 06:41 PM
A human (male or female, doesn't matter):

Morning: Baby - crawls along with hands and feet; four 'legs'

Evening: Adult - walks on two feet/leg

Afternoon: Senior - walk on two feet/leg and a cane (3d leg)

Klia
07-18-2007, 06:51 PM
The phrase, "You suck."

The phrase, "Worth reading"

Topics like college, money, and service always make me think if I'm really up to it.

Manorexia, what does it mean?

Poopdogjr
07-18-2007, 07:19 PM
Ninja for Prez damn well better win this election. My life depends on it.

As for a question, hmmmm.

Do you think we are killing the planet?

And as a follow up question,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Miss_Mayhem
07-18-2007, 09:08 PM
Decisive!!!

manorexia = male anorexia nervosa

Klia
07-18-2007, 09:18 PM
Decisive!!!

manorexia = male anorexia nervosa

I guessed the first two parts, but the third-intriguing.

Miss_Mayhem
07-18-2007, 09:39 PM
'Anorexia Nervosa' is the full name of the condition, just that general consensus shortens it to Anorexia.

Das Mole
07-18-2007, 09:39 PM
moobs = man-boobs

JoeDoe 2.0
07-18-2007, 09:41 PM
^Not a pretty sight :p

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 02:57 PM
Was the Hershey bar named after Hershey, Pennsylvania, or was Hershey, Pennsylvenia named after the Hershey bar?

http://www.harpmagazine.com/img/news/20070503_Beastie_Boys.jpg
MCA, Adrock, Mike D : WHICH BEASTIE BOY IS WHICH??

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 03:08 PM
Sex.

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 04:12 PM
Alright, new question.

Who the crap names a town after a freckin candy bar? I mean it's not like there's a Snickers, Arizona or somthing.

Miss_Mayhem
07-19-2007, 06:00 PM
The city renamed itself in honor of Mr. Hershey and his chocolate factories. It's apparently a big tourist draw, and the air smells like chocolate all times of the year.

@ Reclaimed: 1 word post = kane beating

Now, which of you on the modsquad wants to polish their capital punishment?

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 06:53 PM
You go for it.

Also, another question. Does anybody on earth know the names of people on the Cleveland Cavilers besides LeBron James. (I just know of one other person, and that's because he was sitting right behind me at a hgih school football game a few years back)

Reclaimer
07-19-2007, 06:53 PM
The city renamed itself in honor of Mr. Hershey and his chocolate factories. It's apparently a big tourist draw, and the air smells like chocolate all times of the year.

@ Reclaimed: 1 word post = kane beating

Now, which of you on the modsquad wants to polish their capital punishment?

Kane beating is...? A warning...? Ban...? Something that you stole from the depths of the forbbiden zone called Aresen?

Miss_Mayhem
07-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Nah, I'm just a sadist!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 08:47 PM
Thats hawt

zelda 41
07-19-2007, 08:48 PM
*random* Mayhem, i think cheez is staulking your avatar

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 08:49 PM
No! Really? I hadn't notice, thanks for the heads up! *pats Zelda on the head*

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 08:59 PM
Here's the current roster:
LeBron James
Larry Hughes
Drew Gooden
éydrūnas Ilgauskas
Sasha Pavlović
Damon Jones
Dwayne Jones
Daniel Gibson
Shannon Brown
Donyell Marshall
Ira Newble
Scot Pollard
Eric Snow
Anderson Varej„o
David Wesley
~claps~ nice use of Google.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 09:00 PM
Or Wikipedia, you must not forget about the Wiki!!!

:cowdance :cowdance :cowdance

Miss_Mayhem
07-19-2007, 09:06 PM
Meh, Cheez couldn't do it properly. The RBG levels are wonky.

:cowdance:cowdance:cowdance

But really? Do men find sadism attractive? It's supposed to make you run in fear . . .

JoeDoe 2.0
07-19-2007, 09:09 PM
*Nose bleeds*

:cowdance :cowdance :cowdance

Miss_Mayhem
07-19-2007, 09:10 PM
Fascinating, I must include this discovery in my field notes ... *jots down*

zelda 41
07-19-2007, 09:11 PM
O.o'

i'm kinda lost

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 09:51 PM
what's with the cow dance?

Miss_Mayhem
07-19-2007, 09:54 PM
The cows need to reason. They just are.

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 10:04 PM
Philopshy at it's best. In other news: YAY

Twisted Misters won the World Series of Pop Culture.

Miss_Mayhem
07-19-2007, 10:46 PM
I wish I could say I was pop cultured(TM) . . .

I used to be, but I stopped caring about Hollyweird.

Das Mole
07-19-2007, 11:15 PM
i wanted remo-leen-teen-teen to win. =/

but of course

they couldnt just make it past the freakin quarterfinals

DarthAve
07-19-2007, 11:26 PM
I was happy that Twisted Misters won because that one dude was rad. The one in the suit with Napoleon Dynamite teeth & the glasses, he was awesome.

Das Mole
07-20-2007, 12:06 AM
lolol
yeah wockawocka was not very likeable.
personally i think it should've been RLTT and Team Motherboy in the end

too bad they were on the same side of the bracket :p

Poopdogjr
07-20-2007, 12:58 AM
I do not know what you guys are talking about, but i support your right to talk about it.

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 05:47 AM
*random* Mayhem, i think cheez is staulking your avatar

Maybe I could stalk you?

o.O

martmeister
07-20-2007, 08:17 AM
Alright, new question.

Who the crap names a town after a freckin candy bar? I mean it's not like there's a Snickers, Arizona or somthing.

That was also at a time when business owners put their factories in the middle of nowhere and everybody needed a job and a place to live that wasn't so far from work.

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 09:45 AM
Maybe I could stalk you?

o.O

me? nah, not in teh mood for staulkers

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 09:59 AM
me? nah, not in teh mood for staulkers

Yes you are. Rukia would like it too. Anyways, you Kon doll is stalking you. Yet you won't understand my rambling, will you?

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:04 AM
Yes you are. Rukia would like it too. Anyways, you Kon doll is stalking you. Yet you won't understand my rambling, will you?


aww, yes, but i don't mind kon staulking me because he is voiced by AXEL whicth = <3

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:07 AM
:cowdance :cowdance :cowdance

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:08 AM
Yes I know you heart me, but do you?

Anju will always stalk you, even if I don't.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:09 AM
:cowdance

STALKER FTW!

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:10 AM
Yes I know you heart me, but do you?

Anju will always stalk you, even if I don't.


O.o that heart was for KON!!!! >x<

:cowdance :cowdance :cowdance

DylanMay
07-20-2007, 10:11 AM
When do blind people know when they're done wiping? (Sorry, absolutely had to.)

If you take an Oriental person and spin them around, do they become disoriented?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:12 AM
But I am Kon. I take pictures of myself and you.

Tell me you haven't forgotttttttt!

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:12 AM
^ LMAO

:cowdance :cowdance

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:17 AM
reclaimer, you're creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:19 AM
But I love you. Why can't you accept that?

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!

*cries*

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:21 AM
BECAUSE I SAW HER FIRST! :xp:

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:21 AM
But I love you. Why can't you accept that?

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!

*cries*


AHHHH STAULKER!!!! DDD:

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:23 AM
**Goes and listens to some AFI and kills himself because she doesn't love him**

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:26 AM
*Goes to Reclaimer's house and takes all of Zelda's pictures*

Now I have you all for myself!! HUAHUAHUAHUA! :xp:

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:26 AM
BECAUSE I SAW HER FIRST! :xp:


OH GOD NOT YOU TOO!!!! DDD:

and reclaimer, AFI isn't emo. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:28 AM
OH GOD NOT YOU TOO!!!! DDD:

and reclaimer, AFI isn't emo. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

I know, I know. Who says I said they were emo?

But why can't you love me like you love Kon? Why?!

And Joe give me my damn pictures back.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:29 AM
Zeldaaaaaaaaaaaa! Come back to ME!!!! :p

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:33 AM
okay srrsly stop guys

this is getting AWK-WARD

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:37 AM
NO! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE MINE!!


















I'm sexy in real life, ask Jesus.

JoeDoe 2.0
07-20-2007, 10:39 AM
Over my death body you will!!






























































Love me tender love me true!!!

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:45 AM
Really, stop.

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:47 AM
Will it make you love me again?

zelda 41
07-20-2007, 10:51 AM
DUDE FOR GODS SAKE STOP

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 10:52 AM
I don't believe in god.

I'm a half demon named Inuyasha. W00T

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 11:26 AM
The honour (with a U) belongs to me.

A Zel: Make sure to not do anything midly sardonic or sadist - men find it soopah-hawtt.

:cowdance

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 11:28 AM
Damn straight it does.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 11:31 AM
So with dominatrixes . . . it has nothing to do with the leather . . .

Well, now I know how to win Jon Stewart's heart <3 <3 <3

Reclaimer
07-20-2007, 11:34 AM
Jon Stewart?

Try Karl Marx.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 11:37 AM
Nah, Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert. I fangirl over both.

Poopdogjr
07-20-2007, 11:43 AM
What about Steven Seagal?

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 11:47 AM
He's alright, but . . . cmon! -- It's friggin' Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert!!!

The levels of snark are unprecedented!!!

Poopdogjr
07-20-2007, 11:49 AM
Hmm true. I think i like Stewart more though. But Colberts show seems funnier at times. who do you like more.

Miss_Mayhem
07-20-2007, 12:01 PM
That's like choosing which hand I'd rather get cut off - I can't possibly decide. The shows are funny for different reasons because the humor is different. I trust the Daily Show more, and honestly, that's where I get my news. The banter between Jon and his correspondents is LOL. The Colbert Report is like watching VH1's commentary on the political scene, (but obviously better), and the charm comes from the fact that the show is so biased and unpolitically correct.

Colbert deliberately fosters a sort of cult around him, but I love both to bits.

Reclaimer
07-21-2007, 06:26 AM
Karl Marx.

zelda 41
07-21-2007, 04:47 PM
kay, back to teh real topic.

Why is the anime Bleach named after a chemical?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-21-2007, 05:01 PM
main character's hair is blonde maybe either that or tite got too much radiation down there in hiroshima (where he was born)

KingCheez
07-21-2007, 05:17 PM
AFI IS TOTALLY EMO YOU FAGGOTS

Reclaimer
07-21-2007, 06:52 PM
kay, back to teh real topic.

Why is the anime Bleach named after a chemical?

Tite couldn't come up with a good name, so they were sitting down and drawing manga in a laundry mat, and so yeah.

Bleach.

DylanMay
07-25-2007, 12:40 AM
[About Bleach]

I heard somewhere that it was called "bleach" because when some Asians try to cleach their hair blonde, it ends up turning orangish... and, you know, main character has red hair, so that seems to fit.

Just a theory.

martmeister
07-25-2007, 08:03 AM
When do blind people know when they're done wiping?
Good question. I'm ASSuming maybe when their butts are no longer wet?

If you take an Oriental person and spin them around, do they become disoriented?
No, they become dizzy. If they become disoriented, they'd cease to exist; I'd only be white if I became disoriented :lol:

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
Testicles...damnit, you got me to say it!

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-25-2007, 02:30 PM
If you take an Oriental person and spin them around, do they become disoriented?
maybe we should ask niner he's tall yellow and handsome as opposed to psychochaos who is short off-white and fugly oooooooooooh burn

JoeDoe 2.0
07-25-2007, 03:19 PM
kay, back to teh real topic.

Why is the anime Bleach named after a chemical?

Because the Shinigami clean the soul of the Hollows, thats why. It's related to purification.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-25-2007, 03:26 PM
nuh uh

JoeDoe 2.0
07-25-2007, 03:28 PM
Meh, whatever then.