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K_Kinnison
12-14-2000, 07:47 PM
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Originally posted by Nute Gunray:
Obviously your poor grammar, spelling, and thought processesBOW DOWN BEFORE the Official Forum Pun-isher
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Nute Gunray
12-14-2000, 09:07 PM
I came across that a few months ago when researching nuclear warfare.
NOTE: it works best if the cities you pick are northeastern US and SoCal, since they are the most densely populated areas and you get a better idea of the affected area. You wallop, say, a major <s>Soviet</s> Russian military installation like the one in Ufa, you see a circle around a dot named "Ufa" and think "what the hell?." You nail, say, DC and see that the windows would be blown out in Baltimore and you think "sweet" or "damn."

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JR2000Z
12-14-2000, 10:49 PM
Its just isnt as fun as doing it on real life.But its okay.

Thrawn
12-15-2000, 12:24 AM
Don't nuke D.C. or Baltimore. You'll catch Keyan and me in either the blast or the radiation fallout.

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JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 01:10 AM
Thats the whole point.
I might get cought in the shockwave too but it depends on the bomb.

Taarkin
12-15-2000, 01:52 AM
Hey! Hands off Southern CA! Except maybe Chino with a 1 megaton. No one cares about Chino!

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Commander 598
12-15-2000, 02:00 AM
http://pbs.vicinity.com/gif?&FAM=mapblast&CT=38.892076:-77.031942:900000&IC=38.892076:-77.031942:600::38.892076:-77.031942:psi25:&W=370&H=263
*Grins innnocently*

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Dj Skywalka
12-15-2000, 02:56 AM
Chino. It better not be the Deftones Chino cause I care deeply about him. But if it ain't him then go ahead and blast away.

Oh yeah and nuke Perryville. We suck.

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K_Kinnison
12-15-2000, 02:16 PM
la dedede dadada... ka-boom ka-boom.. la dedede dadada Ka-boom ka-boom

It is inteseting to see what effect a Nuke has, and gives you a bit mroe respect for them

Gold leader
12-15-2000, 02:30 PM
Yo! It's unwise to dis a nuke! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

milkshake
12-15-2000, 02:37 PM
I Nuked the Duke http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

(Barton, Bedfordshire, Uk http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

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Gold leader
12-15-2000, 02:43 PM
Let's all Nuke the Duke. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 05:52 PM
I wonder what hes going to look like radioactive and dead.

Thrawn
12-15-2000, 06:49 PM
the closest city to me on that map is hyattesville. unfortunately it's like 3 miles away. YOU SUCK! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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K_Kinnison
12-15-2000, 07:14 PM
ah, so your the blue glowing Admiral of death.... litterally

"We're chernobyl Kids, 10 million strong.. and Glowing"

Commander 598
12-15-2000, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by K_Kinnison:
ah, so your the blue glowing Admiral of death.... litterally

"We're chernobyl Kids, 10 million strong.. and Glowing"

Chernobyl is shut down for a few decades.Now where does Nute live?



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Admiral
12-15-2000, 09:28 PM
I don't care if I'm in the fall out, I already have radiation posioning from a military base, I used to live on http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 10:03 PM
I see way too many green people.

Zargon
12-15-2000, 10:45 PM
then remove your head from your ass

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JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 10:46 PM
at least I have an @ss.

K_Kinnison
12-16-2000, 01:10 AM
just beware of the supergerm

Darth Sceltor
12-16-2000, 02:12 AM
<s>Nuke</s>The Duke=Evil

Thrawn
12-16-2000, 02:17 AM
Nute's in PA. Nuke Pittsburg, you'll get him!

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Rogue 6

Nitro
12-16-2000, 02:35 AM
Somebody nuke Seattle... But warn GUNNER first.

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K_Kinnison
12-16-2000, 02:01 PM
nice things about nukes.. close is good enuf for 25 megaton Detonations

Darth Sceltor
12-16-2000, 04:45 PM
You don't exactly have to hit Pittsburgh. A little north would work too. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-16-2000, 04:57 PM
Ill bomb New York once the Clintons arrive there.

Commander 598
12-16-2000, 06:17 PM
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You did say Pittsburg didn't you?

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Zargon
12-16-2000, 06:22 PM
Moron.

Zargon
12-16-2000, 06:35 PM
A Shinny Penny to whoever id's who I just nuked first:

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Nute Gunray
12-16-2000, 06:36 PM
In my extensive studies into nuclear warfare, I have found that anything UNDER 30 megatons parked on Pittsburg<font size="4">h</font> would only destroy my house with the pressure wave, but spare me from the thermal blast. The rough terrain between here and there, combined with the up-slope course, would shield much of the Northern and Southern regions of Western PA. A similar fate would befall me if a device was placed on Beaver, PA or Weirton, WV.
However:
A 30 megaton device on Youngstown, OH or 15 on New Castle, PA would cook me nicely to a charred cinder. Additionally, no less than FOUR nuclear targets are within 10 miles of me: the AK Steel (formerly ARMCO) refractory metals plant/Trinity (formerly Pullman-Standard) railcar plant, a US Storage Archive, the town of Butler, PA, and the town of Saxonburg, PA which is home to TWO plants that make such things as ceramic parts for satellites and other military applications and a plant that makes lenses for night-vision goggles, seeker windows for missiles, and other..lens things. Also, a determined count-population attack on the US would mean that almost 15 warheads in the 5 megaton range would be detonated in the area around Pittsburgh.
Conclusion: 5 megatons on Hampton Township, PA and Nute is a goner.

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Zargon
12-16-2000, 06:42 PM
Thanks to sharing town with the University Of Illinois I am a dead duck. They: (A) were a primary creator of the internet (B)have NUMEROUS Dept. of Defense contracts, (C) Have a Motorola Developemnt Center, a key player in U.S. Military telecom devices.

I will be vaped as I live no more than 6 miles from the epicenter of the blast

Nute Gunray
12-16-2000, 06:45 PM
You mean hypocenter. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Zargon
12-16-2000, 06:52 PM
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I live by the 103 sign on the left tip.....and this is the small nuke.

Zargon
12-16-2000, 06:53 PM
Hmmmmmm...............I wonder why mine don't show the pressure circles......

Commander 598
12-16-2000, 07:13 PM
You don't have to use HTML.
http://pbs.vicinity.com/gif?&FAM=mapblast&CT=40.11282:-88.225858:230000&IC=40.11282:-88.225858:600::40.11282:-88.225858 http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gifsi1:&W=370&H=263

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Zargon
12-16-2000, 08:06 PM
YES, b/c with mine in UBB I got smilie's like you!

Zargon
12-16-2000, 08:08 PM
sure, yeah Nute........... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-16-2000, 08:13 PM
Thats sick.

Nute Gunray
12-16-2000, 08:54 PM
FORUNATELY for me, one of the dozen or so surviving Nike missile sites is just west of Pittsburgh, about 5 miles from the Greater Pittsburgh International Airport. This site forms part of the air defenses of the city and airport (you'd be surprised just how many SAM sites surround cities and airports in the US). This site, for those who don't know, would fire a hypersonic missile with a small nuclear warhead into the upper atmosphere in a desperate attempt to destroy incoming warheads.

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Zargon
12-16-2000, 09:12 PM
Nice, I want one of those.....

Thrawn
12-17-2000, 02:03 AM
I'll put it on your Christmas List.

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K_Kinnison
12-17-2000, 03:57 PM
Nike site?

Darth Sceltor
12-17-2000, 03:58 PM
Put the shiny penny on my radioactive, charred body.

Nute Gunray
12-17-2000, 08:30 PM
Actually, the track for the Urbana warhead probably would have to pass within the arc of one of the HANDFUL of Spartan sites. Spartans are basically the same as a Nike, but newer (from the 1970s W00T!). They've got one at AFB Offutt in Omaha, so it would be a long shot...

For those of you without advanced hypersonic anti-ballistic warhead missile systems defending your city, your best bet to keep Mr.Nuke from turning everything you know into a disfigured example of nuclear fury is a thunderstorm.
"What?" you say, "A THUNDERSTORM?"
correct: a warhead re-enters the atmosphere at 15 THOUSAND knots. While they are HEAT RESISTANT, nuclear warheads are rather flimsy devices and slamming into hail and ice inside a thunderstorm is going to rip the sucker apart to the point were it has the destructive capabilities of a car that fell from space.

PS: here's something you might not have known that i find amazing.
Fairly high up on the list for a TOTAL GLOBAL ATTACK on the Russians (i.e. the "All in One" attack), were such Allied cities as London, Paris, Berlin, Geneva, and Brussels. Yes, the US planned on nuking allied capital cities.

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[This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited December 17, 2000).]

Thrawn
12-17-2000, 10:31 PM
Go us! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Zargon
12-18-2000, 04:25 PM
we ****ing rock! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-18-2000, 05:37 PM
Thank you! Oh thank you!

*Women gives JR2000Z roses.*