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JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 10:59 PM
Surprise surprise!

Yep,the big moment that I know that you all have been wating for is finaly here.The big 2K.

First off I like to thank all my fans out there,all forum members(well most of them at least) Coke,Star Wars,Computer,air,and food.I couldt have done it without them.

Allright!Lets hijack Thrawn's Eclipse SSD,party in it,escape,self-destruct the bloody thing and laugh at all of his misfortunes. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Beer and the exra slave girls all on R9!
Oh yea,R9,could you give us the expensive kind of beer,not the evil foul-smelling stuff,OK?....dont give me that face....wait!I can expain! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

*5 minutes later*

Ok let the nonstoping fun begin!

JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 11:00 PM
Note: I am not responsible for anything bad that happens here.
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Keyan Farlander
12-15-2000, 11:47 PM
Congrats, JRHK3450000000Z, or whatever your name is http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Zargon
12-15-2000, 11:51 PM
you cheated

JR2000Z
12-15-2000, 11:53 PM
Thats the spirit!

Admiral
12-16-2000, 12:14 AM
congrats.

*looks around...finds the beer*

umm...bye

*walks towards the beer*

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Thrawn
12-16-2000, 03:20 AM
Congrats. Go right ahead and self destruct it, R9 will just have to buy me a NEW ONE.

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Rogue 6

Darth Sceltor
12-16-2000, 03:30 AM
If I self destruct this *BOOM* will R9 replace it?? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif


P.S.-Thrawn, I'd appreciate a sig change. Divorce isn't funny to me.... Thanks

TK421
12-16-2000, 07:28 AM
Congrats JR2000ZXYT-1300 http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif ,

*grabs a can of beer and shakes the crap out of it*

"Zaarin ol' buddy! no hard feelings hey... here, have a beer!" http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zargon
12-16-2000, 10:22 PM
oooooooooohhhhhhh, can I have one??!

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Thrawn
12-17-2000, 12:05 AM
sure DS. No prob. Sorry if it offended you in any way.

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ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

JR2000Z
12-17-2000, 12:11 AM
Suck up.

Admiral
12-17-2000, 12:24 AM
*see big red button that has a waring (self destruct, replacement bill forwarded directly to R9)*

*pushes button and runs away*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Flying Beastie
12-18-2000, 08:55 PM
*watches Thrawn's SSD explode*

This is why I got my own ship.

*a beautiful Hapan comes up behind Beast and hands him a cup of hot chocolate*

Thank you Astarta. Cheers, guys! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

Originally posted by JR2000Z:
the exra slave girls all on R9!


Let me just say that I'm amazed no-one sniped this! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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Thrawn
12-18-2000, 09:03 PM
That one speaks for itself http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Rogue 6

Rogue Nine
12-18-2000, 09:27 PM
I paid for the damn lot. Why shouldn't I have them? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Congrats, JR.

All in the pit for mud wrestling. First up, me and five of the girlies I paid for. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

Dj Skywalka
12-18-2000, 09:58 PM
You're all alcoholics. Now give me all your beer and I won't tell anyone.
*collects all the beverages*

1 hour later...
Ok I'm back
*falls on the floor and crawls around*
PARTY NAKED TIL WE PUKE

Zargon
12-18-2000, 11:31 PM
Your like................12, that illegal EVERYWHERE

JR2000Z
12-19-2000, 12:13 AM
R9 is also paying for interest.

Gold leader
12-19-2000, 11:32 AM
Congratulations on your 2K.

*Looks around. Seizes slave girl for a game of strip sabacc.*

Zargon
12-19-2000, 03:31 PM
.........and thats a 2k for me..............

Rogue Nine
12-19-2000, 05:07 PM
Agggggggghhh...

Congrats, Zarg. Take your pick.

Zargon
12-19-2000, 05:30 PM
Thanks, I'll have the short thin blonde with the nice...um.....assets, and the shorter, fatter, round metal one on the left named Guiness

Thrawn
12-19-2000, 05:55 PM
congrats

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Rogue 6

JR2000Z
12-19-2000, 06:18 PM
Why would Zargon share his fame on my thread?

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 01:46 AM
And I got over 2.1K!

Zargon
12-20-2000, 03:46 PM
b/c when you get my age, post count ain't such a big deal anymore, or I am lazy

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:08 PM
I guess it isnt except when you have more posts then Nute.

Zargon
12-20-2000, 05:09 PM
yeah, as long as I have a BGM and more post than SOMEONE, I'll be alright

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 05:14 PM
I've held the #2 spot forever. First GUNNER was in the lead, then I overtook him, but by that time Nute had passed over both of us.

Nute Gunray
12-20-2000, 05:26 PM
As Moses once said "Nute truly art l33ter than thou art."
He then SMASHED the golden Nute head the Israelites had made. The remains of the Golden Nute Head were then fashioned into the Ark of the Covenant which was later stolen by the Nazis and made that one Nazi melt.* Lousy revisionist history made it a "golden calf" instead of a Nute head.

*<font size="1">This may or may not have happened</font>

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 05:27 PM
Nute has no life, but a gigantic ego.*

*<font size=1>Proven fact.

Zargon
12-20-2000, 05:30 PM
You don't have a life either Niner

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:30 PM
Then Indiana Jones took it and sold it to a jewlery shop.

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 05:33 PM
I do too, Zarg!

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:35 PM
Sorry guys.Im the one with the life.

Zargon
12-20-2000, 05:53 PM
no

Nute Gunray
12-20-2000, 06:06 PM
I do too have a life. Read my sig. It PROVES it.

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:07 PM
Horse****.

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:09 PM
Ditto.

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 06:40 PM
Jerkoff

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Nute Gunray
12-20-2000, 06:45 PM
It's not my fault I have dozens upon dozens of hours with nothing better to do...
Oh, the stories I could tell of my life.

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Zargon
12-20-2000, 07:01 PM
no thanks

Nute Gunray
12-20-2000, 07:12 PM
Not all of my stories have to do with girls...only the bad ones http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

There was the time that I almost got into a fight with an actual Russian Commie, the drug deal gone bad, the time I saw a guy get shot...

I HATES TYPOS

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[This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited December 20, 2000).]

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 07:13 PM
Theres problably nothing to tell.