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Smon
03-26-2006, 11:03 AM
Same rules as Caption Game I & II, poster picks winner and winner posts a new pic and so on and so on. I ran out of one-ups and I figure CGII has run it's course long enough. However this is Caption SUPER Game, thanks to modern technology we can now use the Off-Topic chip to post non-psychonauts related images! Basically, the poster, after picking the winner, tells the winner a general topic their picture must be based off of! I'll start out:
Topic:Psychonauts
http://palgn.com.au/media/pics/art_3837_id_11.jpeg

Psychochaos3
03-26-2006, 11:07 AM
Raz:Look into my eye. I said look into my eye you &%$#@!

zelda 41
03-26-2006, 11:11 AM
ZELDA: lightsabors are sacred. just ask mace.
MACE: my lightsabor's the one that says,"bad mother f***er" on it!

Gruducuuz
03-26-2006, 11:17 AM
http://palgn.com.au/media/pics/art_3837_id_11.jpeg

Boyd ~ Against my better judgment, I have decided to give you my prized eye medallion.

Raz ~ You mean the ultra rare eye medallion which gives me plus 3 attack, and extra 4 hit points, the special ability to see! Along with an extra familiar and two new inventory spots!?

Boyd ~ No. Just a medallion.

Raz ~ Youre not going to give it to me now, are you...

Boyd ~ Correct.

Raz ~ Fine. Ive got other MILK MEN related things to do anyway.

Boyd ~ THE MILKMAN! WHERE?!?!

Raz ~ *steal*

Smon
03-26-2006, 11:19 AM
Boyd ~ Against my better judgment, I have decided to give you my prized eye medallion.

Raz ~ You mean the ultra rare eye medallion which gives me plus 3 attack, and extra 4 hit points, the special ability to see! Along with an extra familiar and two new inventory spots!?

Boyd ~ No. Just a medallion.

Raz ~ Youre not going to give it to me now, are you...

Boyd ~ Correct.

Raz ~ Fine. Ive got other MILK MEN related things to do anyway.

Boyd ~ THE MILKMAN! WHERE?!?!

Raz ~ *steal*
WINNAR. For not swearing!
Topic:Dracula

Gruducuuz
03-26-2006, 11:23 AM
SWEET!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/drac.jpg
He's the original dracula.

He was a general of somekind that would kill his enemies with sharpened poles.

HE STARTED IT ALL.

Smon
03-26-2006, 12:26 PM
Santa went by a different name back in the day. Needless to say it's no wonder he only comes out at night.

DarthAve
03-26-2006, 01:27 PM
Vlad:Oh, I'm feeling quite foxy with this foxy moustash. Maybe I'll go pick up some menenites to slaughter, while making sweet love to them. Oh yeah, I'm such a player.

KingCheez
03-27-2006, 03:39 PM
I'm hotter than Jonny Depp, and I haven't showered in 2 years!

Gruducuuz
03-27-2006, 05:12 PM
Vlad:Oh, I'm feeling quite foxy with this foxy moustash. Maybe I'll go pick up some menenites to slaughter, while making sweet love to them. Oh yeah, I'm such a player.

Teh winnar.

NEW SUBJECT:.:.:.:.:SNES/NES games

zelda 41
03-27-2006, 05:58 PM
SNES: Dad, i think you're cartrige needs to be blowen on. You're geting a black screen.
NES: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???

DarthAve
03-27-2006, 06:40 PM
Teh winnar.

NEW SUBJECT:.:.:.:.:SNES/NES games
What are those???

zelda 41
03-27-2006, 07:01 PM
super nintendo enertament system/ nintendo entertament system

DarthAve
03-27-2006, 07:44 PM
Oh, like Donkey Kong??? Ok then!!

http://www.empire-of-the-claw.com/files/Donkey%20Kong_640.jpg

Zelda, your first one didn't count because there was no pic up yet. Post again and it will count.

zelda 41
03-27-2006, 08:38 PM
ok.

NES: Dad, your cartrige needs to be cleaned. You're getting a black screen.
SNES: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???

KingCheez
03-27-2006, 08:45 PM
WOW THAT WAS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE PICTURE YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

ANYWAY.

Life is tough in the streets of 8-Bit, kid. When your girlfriend isn't getting stolen by Gorillaz and writing HELP! in the wall, she's being stolen by Link an' his gang of thugs. There's only one guy who can get to the bottom of this place. And that's Super Mario-izzle.

(cue Flip Mode)

zelda 41
03-27-2006, 09:05 PM
screw my first one.

MARIO: Hmm... I wonder what happens when I jump inside this carton of toxic waste?
(jumps in)
MARIO: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT HURT!!!!! (dies)

Smon
03-28-2006, 09:33 AM
Mario:This is the lamest Ice Cream Shoppe ever.

DarthAve
03-28-2006, 04:08 PM
They all sucked. So the winner is Cheez.

your topic....Daniel Vosovic(His birthday was Sunday, Happy 25th sweetums!)

zelda 41
03-28-2006, 09:30 PM
Daniel: God danm. Another year older. I gonna get a shower now. (does so)

Moments later

Daniel: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SANTIO WHY THE F*** ARE YOU HERE?!?!
Santino: Happy birthday Daniel. I luvs you!!
Daniel:.......

DarthAve
03-28-2006, 09:36 PM
Zelda, there must be a picture post first before you submit your cartion. Aww skrew Cheez, I'll post a pic.

http://x3f.xanga.com/7c3b926259d3142234565/b25174415.jpg Post away!!

Smon
03-28-2006, 09:38 PM
Little did he know those sandals are in reality a pressure-based trap planted by Darth_Ave that will suck him through the floor to her underground base.

DarthAve
03-28-2006, 09:43 PM
Hmm, I expected better from you Smon.... somthing like

Daniel-Soooo, last night was goos huh?
Darth-Oh, so good. Too bad you're gay.
Daniel-You may have changed my mind on that one...
Darth-Just get back in bed.

zelda 41
03-28-2006, 09:43 PM
Daniel brushed his teeth slowly, fearing somone was watching him.Slowly, out of the shower emerged... SANTINO!!! ~bum bum bum~
Daniel doesn't notice as Santino prepares to... RUB HIS BACK!!! ~ more bum bum buming~

DarthAve
03-28-2006, 09:45 PM
Zelda....

"It's astethleticly NOT PLEASING!"

Smon wins, even though I expected more from him....

Topic:KingCheez(Mwahahah)

Smon
03-29-2006, 05:42 PM
http://img.sheezyart.com/art/image/47/475170.jpg

DarthAve
03-29-2006, 05:54 PM
Cheez: Darth, what did I do??? Will you just stop being a bitch and talk to me. I really want to get that dress from your amazing collection for my trailor trash wife.
Ave:Listen Cheez, your mom. Bite me, bitch.

zelda 41
03-29-2006, 08:02 PM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7512/bob6zo.jpg

hey, i found this for a pic if you're not gonna post one darth.

DarthAve
03-29-2006, 08:12 PM
Why the hell would I use that one?

shinzuku
03-29-2006, 08:44 PM
No one won yet.

"There was a silence unheard of to the Lucasforumers as they tried to figure out which one of those people was Cheez and what the heck they were doing on that island."

KingCheez
03-29-2006, 11:21 PM
DUDE THAT'S MY DRAWING!!

Kar: You know, back in my day, I had to walk across leeches barefoot while my head was dunked in syrup.
Jak: I'm older than you!
Kar: Nobody asked your opinion.

shinzuku
03-30-2006, 01:05 PM
...Darth said one of them was you.

Razclock
03-30-2006, 01:29 PM
Kar:Hey, wanna play Rock, Paper Scissors?
Jak:No
Kar:How about...
Jak:No
Kar:But I..
Jak:NO! goddamn it Daxter gets his own game on PSP and I get stuck with this???? What kind of idiot thought of a game called "Jak:Survivor" anyway?

*Kar slowly puts away his notebook with tons of concept ideas for "Jak:Survivor"*

KingCheez
03-31-2006, 02:41 AM
Yeah, but I'm Kar. xP

KingCheez
03-31-2006, 02:44 AM
Cheez: Darth, what did I do??? Will you just stop being a bitch and talk to me. I really want to get that dress from your amazing collection for my trailor trash wife.
Ave:Listen Cheez, your mom. Bite me, bitch.

Lolol Ave became a guy.

Smon
03-31-2006, 05:31 AM
Kar:Hey, wanna play Rock, Paper Scissors?
Jak:No
Kar:How about...
Jak:No
Kar:But I..
Jak:NO! goddamn it Daxter gets his own game on PSP and I get stuck with this???? What kind of idiot thought of a game called "Jak:Survivor" anyway?

*Kar slowly puts away his notebook with tons of concept ideas for "Jak:Survivor"*
Winner!

Topic:Disney

Razclock
03-31-2006, 09:22 AM
Ok I'll get a pic in a sec

Razclock
03-31-2006, 09:24 AM
The pic doesn't seem to want to show up so here's the URL

http://www.magicalears.com/clipart/Classic%20Characters/Mickey%20Mouse/mickey-001.gif

shinzuku
03-31-2006, 12:03 PM
"Look out Mickey, that plant's about to eat you!"

DarthAve
03-31-2006, 02:40 PM
"Mmmmmmm, I'm eating his brain with some fava beans, and a nice chianti. Cheez taste better than I thought. Teehee!"

KingCheez
03-31-2006, 05:38 PM
Mickey: CAPTAIN'S LOG #2028 - WE HAVE AQCUIRED A STRANGE PLANT FROM SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE IS MILK.

CAPTAIN'S LOG #2029 - IT WAS NOT MILK AND NOW I MAY DIE.

Smon
03-31-2006, 08:01 PM
Oh my gawd, nothing beats that Cheez.

Razclock
04-01-2006, 10:19 AM
Mickey: CAPTAIN'S LOG #2028 - WE HAVE AQCUIRED A STRANGE PLANT FROM SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE IS MILK.

CAPTAIN'S LOG #2029 - IT WAS NOT MILK AND NOW I MAY DIE.

Winner!
Topic: Meat Circus

DarthAve
04-01-2006, 10:54 AM
Aw great, he's gonna do somthing about the 1337 circus.

KingCheez
04-02-2006, 04:17 AM
Wait.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7552/illgetthem5sq.gif

Wanted Meat Circus? APRIL FOOLS.

Razclock
04-02-2006, 02:15 PM
lol. But seriously Meat Circus now or I will shoot you

*Cocks gun*

zelda 41
04-02-2006, 04:06 PM
okay...

DarthAve
04-02-2006, 04:15 PM
Noo, I thinks it's secret squirrel, and Secret Squirrel is bananas.

Smon
04-02-2006, 04:17 PM
No, eet is Boris.

DarthAve
04-02-2006, 04:21 PM
...OH!!! Rocky and Bullwinkle! They are bananas too.

KingCheez
04-02-2006, 04:50 PM
SMON WINS!!

Topic: Meat Circus

Smon
04-02-2006, 07:03 PM
http://www.hydestile.org.uk/MEDIA/Butcher's%20Shop%20big.jpg

Razclock
04-02-2006, 07:13 PM
Lol that's random. OK

Duck:Hmm... the man with glasses looks extra juicy today what do you think old boy?
Horse:I don't know old chap I rather favour the lady with brown hair how about you old spice?
Cow:Oh I don't know they all look the same to me; they are human after all!

*All laugh manically and incoherently*

KingCheez: (Observing the scene from a distance)Man; this is weider than Michael Jackson's nose!

DarthAve
04-02-2006, 08:19 PM
http://www.hydestile.org.uk/MEDIA/Butcher's%20Shop%20big.jpg
The Mind of Zelda 41.

"Where cows sniff eachother's butts."

Gruducuuz
04-02-2006, 08:56 PM
http://www.hydestile.org.uk/MEDIA/Butcher's%20Shop%20big.jpg

Wait a second, cows, birds, horses, chickens, horses, deer and bunnies don't eat meat!

Or do they...

Nope, they don't.


There should totally be a crotch patch in the picture.

Smon
04-03-2006, 10:13 AM
Lol that's random. OK

Duck:Hmm... the man with glasses looks extra juicy today what do you think old boy?
Horse:I don't know old chap I rather favour the lady with brown hair how about you old spice?
Cow:Oh I don't know they all look the same to me; they are human after all!

*All laugh manically and incoherently*

KingCheez: (Observing the scene from a distance)Man; this is weider than Michael Jackson's nose!
Winner, because it made me think of a goose with a monocle and that's just silly.
Topic:Monocle

Razclock
04-03-2006, 10:16 AM
http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif

My computer doesn't like to work properly so just follow the link

BobbinT
04-03-2006, 11:36 AM
Monacle dude: Ello I ave a monacle. He is my bestest friend. Aren't you monacle?
Monacle: Why yes, yes I am.
Monacle dude: We solve crime.
Monacle: You still on that case?
Monacle dude: Ehm, no

Smon
04-03-2006, 05:58 PM
The Monopoly guy keeps the severed heads of his competitors mounted on his fireplace, this is only the latest in his long line of murders.


And people think they're statues.

DarthAve
04-03-2006, 06:46 PM
The monacle man's name is Mr. White.

Vlad:Why hello Mr. White!

Mr. White: Hello Vlad. Might I admit your moustach is looking quite ravishing!

Vlad: Why thank you, and your monacle is giving me quit the racy thought.

Mr White: Why say, would you like to have a little fun in the back of my goose ridden carriage? The goose has a monacle too.

Vlad: Oh, I'd be delighted! Might I ask though, are you a biter?

Mr. White: No, I'm much more of a licker.

Vlad: Oh you tease, let's go already. I'm getting quite frisky!

Mr. White: Alright then, Tally ho!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/drac.jpg+http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif=TOGETHER 4EVER!

Razclock
04-04-2006, 08:16 AM
The Monopoly guy keeps the severed heads of his competitors mounted on his fireplace, this is only the latest in his long line of murders.


And people think they're statues.

Winner! Because Darth_Ave's one scared me

Topic:Metal Gear Solid

Smon
04-04-2006, 08:33 AM
http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/mgs2add/screen13.jpg

Razclock
04-04-2006, 09:37 AM
*CODEC rings*

Snake:Otacon? This is a really bad time to call
Otacon:Yeah I know you're on a "big mission" Snake but I have to talk to you
Snake:No seriously Otacon this is the worst possible time to call
Otacon:That's what you always say! You never have any time for me!
Snake:What? What the hell are you talking about pisspants?
Otacon:See that's what I'm talking about you always make fun of me!
Snake:Aw Jesus Christ! Look Otacon I'm sorry!
Otacon:*Cries loudly*
Snake:Look don't cry! Come on! Who's a happy Otacon?

(Outside the box)
Guard:Does this guy actually think I can't see him just cos he's under a freakin' box? Jesus what a dumbass! *shoots box repeatedly*

Otacon:OK Snake I'm willing to accept your apology. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Guard:SHUT THE HELL UP! *shoots CODEC*

KingCheez
04-04-2006, 05:28 PM
On the third night, the box of oranges had become animated. The slaughter was brutal.

Gruducuuz
04-04-2006, 06:22 PM
http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/mgs2add/screen13.jpg

Apperantly, even wearing orange cameo in a grey room will save you from THE ORANGE!!!

Smon
04-04-2006, 06:26 PM
On the third night, the box of oranges had become animated. The slaughter was brutal.
Winner!
Topic:Lemon

DarthAve
04-04-2006, 07:26 PM
Mmmmmmmmm, lemon.

KingCheez
04-04-2006, 09:12 PM
http://www.artnet.or.jp/japanese/history/1998/aca/lemon/lemon.jpg

This came up.

Smon
04-04-2006, 09:15 PM
http://www.artnet.or.jp/japanese/history/1998/aca/lemon/lemon.jpg

This came up.
The true face of Smon.

DarthAve
04-04-2006, 09:20 PM
"What you talkin' bout Willis?"
"I didn't say nothin', Bald Shaft"
"Thought so, honkie"

Razclock
04-05-2006, 07:25 AM
This is the face, of a lemon juice burn victim. Everyday people will be sprayed in the face by a lemon, and it will sting for a second. Especially if it was in the eyes. So please; send $4.00 a month to "0800-555-LEMON". And your money can help make a difference in these people's lives. We're not sure why though... Maybe we can use the money to rent a steam roller and then we could squash all the lemons in the country with it! Oh man that would be so cool!

Gruducuuz
04-05-2006, 04:59 PM
http://www.artnet.or.jp/japanese/history/1998/aca/lemon/lemon.jpg

This is a great way to remind people of the dangers of lemons!

This guy sued to be white.

And not covered in powder.

Or monochrome.

Or on the internet.

BEFORE HE ATE A LEMON.

KingCheez
04-05-2006, 05:04 PM
Smon's is the best.

Topic: Stupid

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 05:53 PM
rats, lost another one to ditech.

Smon
04-05-2006, 06:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/baddudes.gif

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 06:15 PM
This man is enacting his camoflage method to blend his skin color with the wall to hide from that damn wife of his.

zelda 41
04-06-2006, 12:00 AM
Dude: Thanks for saving me, bitch, but I was comitting suiside and now I face a lifetime in jail. BICTH.

Zelda: ^^

KingCheez
04-06-2006, 01:27 AM
This man's laughs seemed abnormal, didn't they? This is because he has a rare disease called Shatneritis. It is the swelling of your vocal chords, causing you to talk in very short bursts, and make you HILARIOUS to listen to. To donate money to the Shatneritis fund, dial 1-800-SEI-ZURE.

Smon
04-06-2006, 01:35 AM
This man is enacting his camoflage method to blend his skin color with the wall to hide from that damn wife of his.
Best, Shatneritis is funny, but NES graphics make for instant comedy.

You're lucky I didn't use the arcade version.

Topic:CHOO-bacca.

DarthAve
04-06-2006, 04:57 PM
Okey day!

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/12/chewbacca.jpg

Smon
04-06-2006, 05:28 PM
Portable wookie toilets never caught on, for obvious reasons.

Gruducuuz
04-06-2006, 06:24 PM
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/12/chewbacca.jpg

As chewbacca slowly watches the deathof the great movie series, he wonders, "Did I leave the iron on?"


(Wookies have toes?)

zelda 41
04-06-2006, 06:32 PM
"Hey! You have toes?" a small boy yells.
Chewbacca slowly opens his mouth to talk and a fly flies in. I mean a bee.
He falls over on the small boy and they die.

It's depressing how much this sucks.

Gruducuuz
04-09-2006, 12:50 PM
*click*

ATTENTION DARTH_AVE,

*turns down volume*

Please judge.

That is all.

*click*

Smon
04-09-2006, 01:40 PM
*click*

I like going *click*.

That is all.

*click*

DarthAve
04-10-2006, 11:14 AM
I'm gonna have to give it to grud. He he looks like he is deep in thought about household appliances.

Topic: Twiggy!

Gruducuuz
04-10-2006, 03:02 PM
SWEET!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/twiggy.jpg

I swear to god it came up.

Princess_Dark
04-10-2006, 07:20 PM
The dog: Gimme... the f***in... bacin... you ass.

Smon
04-10-2006, 07:26 PM
"It looks like there's a severed piece of cheese in my ear..."

Psychochaos3
04-10-2006, 07:40 PM
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me:*stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *blinks* AH Man! Okay you win the bacon.

DarthAve
04-10-2006, 08:03 PM
Dog: WTF does 'The world shall taste my eggs" mean?? What was Scott smoking when he drew that???

Gruducuuz
04-11-2006, 08:52 PM
And the winner is....

dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me:*stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *blinks* AH Man! Okay you win the bacon.

New topic: anything about these forums.

DarthAve
04-13-2006, 09:01 PM
He's not gonna post.

Gruducuuz
04-13-2006, 11:09 PM
Seeing as that is probably true, I deem Smon to do the pic, seeing as he was in close second anyhow.

Smon
04-14-2006, 04:41 AM
Hm... tough one.

I got nothin.

*poit*
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/m/M/rcGuyPunchingBaby.jpg

DarthAve
04-14-2006, 11:42 AM
Darn it, stinky old man!!!! STOP STEALING THAT CANDY!! FEAR MY WRATH!!!

http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/catalog/images/Chuck%20Norris.jpgCHUCK NORRIS'D!!! (http://www2.wi.net/~rkurer/toontracker/chucknorris.html)

zelda 41
04-14-2006, 01:22 PM
Man: Yumm, candy...
*baby pees in his face.
Baby: MINE!

DarthAve
04-18-2006, 10:06 PM
Smon, I am the ghose of christmas past, foo'. TELL US WHO WON OR I SHALL TAKE AWAY YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS.

Smon
04-18-2006, 10:56 PM
Sorry, I expected more response.

Winner is Darth.

Topic:CHUCK NORRIS' KARATE KOMMANDOS!

DarthAve
04-18-2006, 11:17 PM
Kickass!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/wazoo75/karate_kommandos.jpg

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTIN'!!

Gruducuuz
04-19-2006, 04:48 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/wazoo75/karate_kommandos.jpg

Chuck Norris is watching.


And he does not approve.

KingCheez
04-19-2006, 04:57 PM
CollegeHumor.com - since a picture of Chuck Norris is just HIGH-larious!!

(in a gay tone of voice, naturally)

DarthAve
04-19-2006, 06:14 PM
haha! I just realized I left that wine outside. DAMN, THAT WAS A PINO GREZIO OR HOWEVER IT'S SPELLED!

shinzuku
04-21-2006, 08:06 PM
"Oh Snap.I will kill you with my moustache."

Smon
04-21-2006, 08:28 PM
There was a time when Chuck didn't have a beard.

This was a dark time indeed.

DarthAve
04-21-2006, 08:56 PM
hehe, Cheez does not win for making fun of gays.
Shinzuku does not win, cause that was crap.
Smon, does not win cause he always wins
Grud does win!!

Topic:The Banana Splits band.

Psychochaos3
04-21-2006, 09:20 PM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2986/splits2oi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Elephant dude: Why are we called the banna splits?
Dog person:I think it's cause one of us is a monkey.
Monkey: You know. we primates take that as offensive. There's more to being a monkey than eating bananas.We think, we feel, we breathe.
Elephant:Look a banana.
Monkey: Where!?

DarthAve
04-21-2006, 09:33 PM
Grud won, you dumbass. Not you.

LEARN THE RULES!

besides, that caption sucked.

Psychochaos3
04-21-2006, 10:04 PM
I was bored. The only people who laugh at my jokes are Jim Carrey fans. I don't know why though.

DarthAve
04-21-2006, 10:06 PM
Besidesm the Elephant dude is Snorky, the monkey is Bongo, and the dog I believe is Bleagle.

Psychochaos3
04-21-2006, 10:13 PM
Besidesm the Elephant dude is Snorky, the monkey is Bongo, and the dog I believe is Bleagle.
you see I didn't really know their names. the song was great. Better than the music in "the little mermaid". One banana, two banana, three banana, four...

DarthAve
04-21-2006, 10:19 PM
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more!

I love the "Tra la la" song too. It was on my xanga for a brief period of time. But C'mon grud, let's get this pic up!

Gruducuuz
04-21-2006, 10:53 PM
I swear to god, that all I do is ctrl+c exactly what you type and put it in google images.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/bbs.jpg

DarthAve
04-21-2006, 10:59 PM
I'm disturbed.

What happened to Gene Simmons after he heard those crappy english kids do their performance on that crappy show.

Smon
04-22-2006, 12:09 AM
You're never too young to have a Vietnamese flashback.

Psychochaos3
04-22-2006, 11:41 AM
You're never too young to have a Vietnamese flashback.
Crap. i forgot what I was gonna post. Damn short attention span.

DarthAve
05-14-2006, 09:26 PM
You're never too young to have a Vietnamese flashback.
Wonder showzen? Whatever, the board is dead. I'll post a pic.

Caption my best friend, Stephen Aspirino

http://x52.xanga.com/7ada0a33d043254238695/b36347274.jpg

Mashi An'krekku
05-14-2006, 09:36 PM
Stephen: I hope no one notices I forgot to put pants on today.

Smon
05-14-2006, 09:51 PM
Steven suddenly noticed his pirate hook.

Luckily it wasn't attached to his wrist.

For about 10 more minutes.

KingCheez
05-14-2006, 10:31 PM
Stephen: Whoa, hey there, little friend... oh yeah, that feels good... ooh, yeah...

*silence*

Thanks for shining my shoes for me.

Midget: No problem!

DarthAve
05-15-2006, 06:46 PM
I'ma wait. So far, Mashi is winning, bucause it let's me imagine Stephen without pants. :naughty:

Stephen should have never bought pants..ever. Nor should he ever wear pants. :naughty:

I'm so bad.

shinzuku
06-06-2006, 10:04 PM
And then Stephen realised that the lady next to him was Not. Wearing. Pants.

Yeah, I know it's a lame jokes.

DarthAve
06-06-2006, 10:19 PM
Steven suddenly noticed his pirate hook.

Luckily it wasn't attached to his wrist.

For about 10 more minutes.
Winner.

Candice would probably cut off his hand if she had the choice.

Topic: Psychonauts!!(bum bum BUM!!!)

Smon
06-06-2006, 10:55 PM
Been a while huh? Can't go a week on Caption Game without it dying, anyways:
http://www.gamer.hr/recenzije/psychonauts/velike/psy_01.jpg

Rain Woman
06-07-2006, 06:11 PM
Been a while huh? Can't go a week on Caption Game without it dying, anyways:
http://www.gamer.hr/recenzije/psychonauts/velike/psy_01.jpg


"These phallic-looking pieces of airplane wreckage give me the sickening feeling that the Coach is compensating for something. The REALLY disturbing thing is that I've never read anything by Freud."


"Looks like they'll be 'dragon' your ass outta here!"

DarthAve
06-08-2006, 01:52 PM
Raz continued to stare into space. Because behind him waiting for the sliding rail was........THE SASQUATCH!!!!!

shinzuku
06-08-2006, 01:55 PM
Raz knew he should have sniffed that marker.

DarthAve
06-13-2006, 02:39 PM
Smon. pick a winner. and not in your nose.

Smon
06-13-2006, 03:10 PM
Ave be winnin', new rule:Winner must be posted 24 hr. after posting the pic.

DarthAve
06-13-2006, 03:25 PM
Ok, what's the topic? Anything? XD!!!!

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7778/images2df.jpgShane says RAWR!!

Gruducuuz
06-13-2006, 11:20 PM
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7778/images2df.jpg

You may have your precious Superman, but only if you beat me in chess!

But there is a catch, you have no pieces! You must win them from me in trivia!

But! I will only ask questions about things in my house! You will never be able to answer them!

But I will not let you in my house unless if you beat the monster in the cellar!

But to get into the cellar, you need the key from the locked tool-shed!

And to get into the tool shed, you need Superman's heat-vision!

But you may only get Superman if you beat me in chess!

But there is a catch, you have no pieces! You must win them from me in trivia!

But! I will only ask questions...

_________________________

On a completely un-related note, I just realized I stopped the first caption game by not realizing I was supposed to post a picture.

KingCheez
06-14-2006, 12:01 AM
AND WITH THIS SMALL SUPERMAN, I WILL BEGIN SLAUGHTERING THE INNOCENT VERY SLOWLY

THIS IS FOR ****ING CALLING ME UGLY, TODD

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 12:04 AM
Actually, it was joey who called him ugly.

However, YOU'RE WINNING CHEEZ!!!

KingCheez
06-14-2006, 03:07 AM
http://www.cheezwhizwarriors.com/Ristar_006.gif

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 04:55 AM
I said you're winning. Not you win.

Silly goose.

Smon
06-14-2006, 01:22 PM
"Who did you just call?"

*ker-smash*

"NO! Tiny Superman, how did you know my one weakness!? REGULAR SUPERMAN!"

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 02:11 PM
Ok, Cheez wins. Take that as a lesson Smon,

Shane has no weaknesses. Except a do rag.

http://x56.xanga.com/1c3a0b763863357801273/b38738970.jpg Uhh, yeah.

KingCheez
06-14-2006, 03:02 PM
http://www.cheezwhizwarriors.com/Ristar_006.gif

DarthAve
06-14-2006, 03:10 PM
The star looked uber happy as it learned Avery isn't writing fanfiction anymore!!









Then it learned Avery was lying and it shot itself with his gun-shaped hand.

Gruducuuz
06-14-2006, 03:13 PM
http://www.cheezwhizwarriors.com/Ristar_006.gif

Meet star-man. He had a problem. He had a starfish on his face.

He doesn't have that problem anymore. He solved his problem by lighting his left hand on fire, and threatening to do the same to the star fish if he didn't get off his face.

The starfish was never seen again.

Smon
06-14-2006, 03:23 PM
Narrator:This is astounding! Ristar and the PC Use have been in this staring contest for 8 weeks! Who will snap first?

Obviously they had both long since died.

KingCheez
06-15-2006, 11:44 PM
I CHOOSE YOU, SMON-ACHU

Smon
06-16-2006, 01:59 AM
REMEMBER:CSG3 (Caption Super Game? Chronic Super Geosphere? My greatest subliminal product tie in ever!) has a different ruleset then the others, you must give a topic or else they'll post a pic on anything! Very well then:
http://www.retrobug.com/freakazoid/pictures/006.jpg

DarthAve
06-16-2006, 02:39 AM
That's so not the right way to give a blow job, blue guy. Let the pro you.

I know, I lost

Smon
06-16-2006, 03:42 AM
You just ruined Freakazoid for me forever.

DarthAve
06-16-2006, 03:48 PM
...Freakaziod?

Freak-a-you, Freak-a me, Freak-a-zoid, chimpanzee?

OMGZ I REMEMBER THAT SHOW!!!!

Smon
06-16-2006, 04:03 PM
Hey cut it out.

That was a fantastic show.

In related news:
Freakazoid pushes it to the limit. (http://qfreak.ytmnd.com/)
Guiterrez = Khan (http://khanazoid.ytmnd.com/)
We are experiencing technical difficulties. (http://techdifficult.ytmnd.com/)

DarthAve
06-16-2006, 04:11 PM
.....Damn. Those were weird. However, funny.

Smon
06-17-2006, 01:50 AM
HUGGBEES! (http://sayhuggbees.ytmnd.com/)

DarthAve
06-17-2006, 02:11 AM
Smon, it has been over 24 hours. Who win?

Smon
06-17-2006, 02:21 AM
Well considering you're the only one that posted, you.

Topic:Worms

DarthAve
06-17-2006, 02:36 AM
http://www.casperfandango.com/Resources/bp%20vis%20tour/gummi-casper.gif

Rain Woman
06-17-2006, 06:06 PM
http://www.casperfandango.com/Resources/bp%20vis%20tour/gummi-casper.gif


Ladies and gentlemen, proof positive that a human being can live without a brain.

"Tee-vee......"


"Oh my God! Let's make out!"

Mashi An'krekku
06-17-2006, 09:51 PM
Where's your helmet, boy?

Smon
06-17-2006, 10:25 PM
The events of this scene can never be comprehended by mortal eyes.

So instead we will show a man wrestling a bear for no reason.

Gruducuuz
06-17-2006, 10:50 PM
http://www.casperfandango.com/Resources/bp%20vis%20tour/gummi-casper.gif

Although most of you can already guess, it is not legal, due to child safety-oriented laws, to tell what is happening to this man's lower body.







Someone dropped an ice-cube down his back, which dropped into his pants.

DarthAve
06-17-2006, 11:30 PM
Mashi wins

Topic: NO TOPIC!!!

Smon
06-17-2006, 11:35 PM
*paradox'd*

*kaboom'd*

DarthAve
06-17-2006, 11:44 PM
Did I make you explode?

~pulls out a walkie talkie~ The deed is done Nazi Raz. Yes, yes, 'Hail Sasha' and such.

Mashi An'krekku
06-18-2006, 02:34 AM
If I'm misinterpreting no topic as "whatever the hell I want" then tell me to take this down.

http://dmfastats.dyndns.org:7845/AC06/sm043.jpg

Smon
06-18-2006, 04:37 AM
This is a perfectly normal male/female couple in those costumes.

The twist?

There's a guy in the Frozen-Urine-Mon costume, and two people in the other one.

Rain Woman
06-18-2006, 03:03 PM
If I'm misinterpreting no topic as "whatever the hell I want" then tell me to take this down.

http://dmfastats.dyndns.org:7845/AC06/sm043.jpg

"Come, my beloved Renamon. I shall take you far away from here, to a place where bizarre creatures who resemble humans in cheesy costumes, like us, can live without fear of persecution."


"This makes me feel like I'm back in high school, which is weird because I'm only ten."

DarthAve
06-18-2006, 03:09 PM
So, rat urine really is an aphrodiasic? FLUFFY, PUT DOWN THAT MOUSE!!

Gruducuuz
06-18-2006, 11:11 PM
Is it just me,or is it strange that everyone is paying absolutely no attention to the only people in the room in costume?

KingCheez
06-19-2006, 02:49 AM
Disclosed are gruesome depictions of the disease 'furry.' You may want to close your browser now. It first starts with drawing animals with human characteristics - then talking about things like 'yiff' and 'anthros'. Symptoms carry on including drawing naked and/or 'yiff'ing couples of said personified animals, until this stage, where the victim's social life is left completely dead.

Mashi An'krekku
06-19-2006, 01:39 PM
Now I had to pick a winner within 24 hours, correct?
I have to go with Grud's. <3

GRUDUCUUZ IS WINNER. CONGRATULATION. YOU WIN MILLION DOLLAR.

Gruducuuz
06-19-2006, 02:08 PM
http://www.sijun.com/dhabih/gallery/mgs1.jpg

DarthAve
06-19-2006, 02:20 PM
Ohh that's so pretty......

Snow guy-Tra la la.
Army dude-Hi ya! It is I, Maguyver!
Snow guy-ZOMGS! MAGUYVER!!!
Maguyver-Yes! Now I shall kill you with a sharpie and a toenail clipping!
Snow guy-Ok, but can I ask you a question first?
Maguyver-Ugh, go for it.
Snow guy-Ok, first of all, I'm a huge fan Richard Dean Anderson, but on Stargate SG-1, How do they get that gold thing on that one dude's head?
Maguyver-Why are the only questions I get about Stargate?
Snow dude-Because that show kicks ass. Maguyver wishes he was in Stargate
Maguyver- .....~kill~

Smon
06-19-2006, 05:25 PM
Jumping under a spotlight while wearing black armor in a winter environment wasn't one of Snake's better ideas for "stealth".

KingCheez
06-20-2006, 07:14 AM
This doesn't need a caption. Metal Gear Solid is ****ing awesome.

Gruducuuz
06-20-2006, 08:29 PM
This doesn't need a caption. Metal Gear Solid is ****ing awesome.

That is very true....

WINNA!

KingCheez
06-21-2006, 03:05 AM
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9614/spicofarty5px.jpg

Smon
06-21-2006, 03:25 AM
In a matter of seconds the wind would sweep away their paper thin bodies.

DarthAve
06-21-2006, 04:53 AM
Artemis-Why are our word bubbles square?
Jake-OMG! They are!
Artemis- probably to compliment our anoerixic looking bodies.
Jake-Yeah, we kinda look emo if you think about it.
Artemis-Never. We Are Not Emo, We Are Ska.

KingCheez
06-21-2006, 06:44 PM
Actually they are but Darth_Ave wins.

THE TOPIC IS OF COURSE KINGCHEEZ

DarthAve
06-21-2006, 07:43 PM
Why am I the ony one who has to have a topic anymore?

http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/61/619554.jpg

Gruducuuz
06-21-2006, 09:03 PM
http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/61/619554.jpg

Having only two large mass of tooth, Daxter can't do much but smile.

KingCheez
06-21-2006, 09:11 PM
Where's his other hand, exactly? A gun, which he used to assassinate George Bush. Why the 'woot?'

Daxter's awesome, lawl.

Psychochaos3
06-22-2006, 07:23 PM
What is woot?

Woot is all around us. In our hearts.In our minds. in the air we breathe. In the water we drink. in the food we eat.

Understand that all is woot.

DarthAve
06-22-2006, 08:34 PM
Those all suck so bad, Smon wins.

Smon
06-22-2006, 09:17 PM
I didn't even enter. :D

Topic?

DarthAve
06-22-2006, 09:19 PM
post whatever the crap you want.

Smon
06-22-2006, 09:43 PM
http://www.popculturechaos.com/Pics/Yume%20-%20Robot%20Chicken%20image.jpg

DarthAve
06-22-2006, 11:50 PM
Next week on 'Oz', Dorthey finally get's what the bitch had comin' from The Wiz.

Gruducuuz
06-23-2006, 08:41 PM
http://www.popculturechaos.com/Pics/Yume%20-%20Robot%20Chicken%20image.jpg

Robot Chicken owns.

'nuff said.

DarthAve
06-23-2006, 08:50 PM
damn, lost again. Did anyone know Stephen Santon(Sasha Nein, Bonita Soliea) was on a few episodes of Robot Chicken? I was watching the credits and was all "OMG SASHA NEIN!!"

Smon
06-23-2006, 09:02 PM
Really? Wonder what roles... eh, anyway you win Darth.

Topic:Venture Bros.

DarthAve
06-23-2006, 09:35 PM
I WIN??? SQUEE!!!

http://www.hjo3.net/venture_brothers_xmas.jpg

KingCheez
06-23-2006, 11:28 PM
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RED X.

DarthAve
06-23-2006, 11:30 PM
UGH!! EVERYTHING HATES ME!!!

http://www.hjo3.net/venture_brothers_xmas.jpg

BLARG!!

Gruducuuz
06-24-2006, 12:14 AM
POST TEH URL SO WE CAN COMMENT.

CAPSLOCK IS FUN.

Smon
06-24-2006, 12:19 AM
Allow moi:
http://www.hjo3.net/venture_brothers_xmas.jpg

That's not a tree:IT'S A HOLE IN VERY FABRIC OF REALITY LEADING INTO THE REALM OF SAMTSIRHC!

Off-Topic:Vote my pic (the one with the army dudes) here (http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=10876&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop) in 40 minutes!

DarthAve
06-24-2006, 11:51 PM
Smon wins!

Topic-Silence of the Lambs.

Smon
06-25-2006, 12:09 AM
Silence of the Lamb in google brought up this:
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/cons/canon/0482.jpg

DarthAve
06-25-2006, 12:19 AM
You're so lying. I'm captioning my own picture

http://www.tve.co.il/images/full_27082004_lecter.jpg

Hannibal Lector's Seven Deadly Sins Checklist.
Greed-...check
Envy- hmm room with a window...check
Lust-If innuendo counts, check
Sloth-Not check
Wrath-check!
Gluttony-Mmmm, organs, check.
Pride-...Yeah, I did a hell of a job on that guard..oh yeah, check.

Smon
06-25-2006, 12:46 AM
Lying am I?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/orly.png

DarthAve
06-25-2006, 12:58 AM
What page is it on?

Smon
06-25-2006, 01:02 AM
Page 1, row 3, column 2. (http://images.google.com/images?q=Silence%20of%20the%20Lamb&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)

DarthAve
06-25-2006, 01:04 AM
You put lamb. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LAMBS!!! The plural makes a huge difference. You're the worst vocabulor ever. I wish Adam West Were vocabulor again, like in the good old days....

Smon
06-25-2006, 01:09 AM
Pfft, golden age Vocabulor was more interesting but I fight the real villains! MathMagician, Captain Captain, Dr. Doctor, Fever 103, and of course LeetSpeak, my arch-nemesis.

Also Silence of the Lambs didn't get any interesting pictures.

DarthAve
06-25-2006, 01:10 AM
I dug deep and found some odd pics of Sean Connery.