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GUNNER
12-20-2000, 11:17 AM
This place has turned into a cess pool and I can't take it no more, you treat each other like scum and I can't stand it no more, so as of tomorrow I'm gone, adios, see ya, hasta la vista, good bye and good ridance..


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And one more thing, I'll be back next week. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

[This message has been edited by GUNNER (edited December 20, 2000).]

Nitro
12-20-2000, 11:21 AM
Can I have your job 'till you get back?

I promise I'll do a really good job!!!

Fondas
12-20-2000, 11:22 AM
[i]trying to recover from the stroke...[i]

wheeerrrrrth arthewwwww gggooong tooo gggggthhhhh...... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif


Merry Christmas and a happy new year buddy !
Health, love and prosperity is what I wish for you and your family G



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a hook is still a hook !"
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chewie's hairbrush
12-20-2000, 11:25 AM
Happy Christmas to one 'an all.

Nitro
12-20-2000, 11:26 AM
For a second there, I thought you were Guilo back from the dead. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

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Nitro
12-20-2000, 11:27 AM
Oh yeah, and I'm serious about the job thing... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

GUNNER
12-20-2000, 11:37 AM
Thanks guys, I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas also and that you get every thing on your list. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Nitro, it's really pretty quite around here so I'm pretty sure we don't need any part-time help, besides I can just imagine what you would do to the "ranks" while I was gone. I can just imagine everyone getting "custom" names and such. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Nute Gunray
12-20-2000, 11:44 AM
I knew it was a joke the instant I saw the thread...I'm Super Smart.

Now I just need to hax0r the XWA ftp and upload a very SPECIAL ubb_library2.pl.....

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Keyan Farlander
12-20-2000, 11:47 AM
Have a good trip.

And Nitro - get serious, man. Do you seriously think...nevermind http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Thrawn
12-20-2000, 11:50 AM
Gunner, if you keep this up, I'll have a heart attack and won't see the new year! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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GUNNER
12-20-2000, 12:05 PM
You guys are great, do you think I could leave this place. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

You guys are like family, now come give me a big Christmas hug. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Nitro
12-20-2000, 12:07 PM
GUNNER, can you at least make me a Sith for the holidays? As an Christmas present? Pretty please?

Thrawn
12-20-2000, 12:12 PM
No Nitro, he wants a forum to come back to http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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Nitro
12-20-2000, 12:16 PM
Very funny. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif I can be responsible when I have to... Why do you think I'm so well-off at cadets? Give me a chance to prove myself... no strings attached.

Darth Sceltor
12-20-2000, 01:52 PM
Here's a time line I envision:

Day one: Nitro appointed Sith Lord
Day two: Nitro kills everybody
Day three: GUNNER returns and kills Nitro
Day 3 1/2: GUNNER brings in clones of us

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 02:04 PM
Nitro?!
I behave better than him.I should get the job!

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[This message has been edited by Commander 598 (edited December 20, 2000).]

Nitro
12-20-2000, 03:06 PM
That's it. I'm coming clean for a week, no pun intended. I'm going to be a mature adult until Monday. You'll see the person known only as Sergeant Cole, R. 101st Royal Canadian Air Cadets.

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

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Nitro
12-20-2000, 03:15 PM
Allow me to introduce...

Sgt. Cole
12-20-2000, 03:30 PM
Hello, boys. My name is Sergeant Ryan G. Cole. I am the Chief Drill Instructor in the 101st Royal Canadian Air Cadet Squadron. I spend my Thursday nights teaching twelve, thirteen, and fourteen year olds things that will serve them well in the future. Things such as citizenship and leadership. I spent my Friday nights in a class with 17 other people, learning all the intricacies of flight. My ground school gives me the basics I need to get a scholarship to pursue a career as an aviator. My Saturday afternoons are spent holding the Canadian flag in our squadron's color party. We do precision drill for 5 hours, so that we are perfect when we march in public in a parade. My Sunday's are spent as the Commander of my squadron's drill team. I work my team hard, and they come out of it with a sense of dicipline second only to that of a United States Marine. I spend my Monday nights as a member of the Marksmanship and Biathalon teams. We shoot rifles for 3 hours, then cross country ski for 2.

I am a notorious hard-ass in my squadron. The cadets that were new recruits two months ago now look like they've been here for years. To them my first name is "Sergeant".

I do not hope you enjoy your time with me, because you will learn nothing from fun and games. A man may be measured by his level of dicipline. Let's see how you boys measure up, shall we?

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

Cmdr. Cracken
12-20-2000, 04:17 PM
I can help.

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Zargon
12-20-2000, 04:22 PM
yes sir

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 04:23 PM
Noooooooooo... GUNNER, you've got to be nuts to leave me alone with these nuts!

Zargon
12-20-2000, 04:27 PM
are you talking about deez nuts?

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 04:34 PM
Yes, youz nuts!!!

Zargon
12-20-2000, 04:39 PM
why are you talking about my nuts?

Taarkin
12-20-2000, 04:53 PM
It's Rogue Nine. Do you really have to ask?

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

Official forum Psychic

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 04:55 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GUNNER, they're doing it to me already!!!

Zargon
12-20-2000, 05:03 PM
*snicker*

This one has turned easier than I thought.........

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:06 PM
I think GUNNER's acctually glad about leaving.
I think we need some Words of Wisdom here.

Sgt. Cole
12-20-2000, 05:18 PM
Come on, boys. Show some dicipline.

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 05:19 PM
*(Moons Sgt. Cole)*

Hee hee.

*(Runs away)*

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:40 PM
Sorry Sarg.

Your still a newbie.
Drop and give me 50,000!

Sgt. Cole
12-20-2000, 05:47 PM
ROGUE NINE! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A SITH LORD DROPS HIS PANTS AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF AN ENEMY? WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR HONOR? HOW DARE YOU PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT! Hang your head in shame, scumbag.

Don't make me call Drill Sergeant Hartman... He's more of a hardass then I am!

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:50 PM
*Secretly swiches Sarg.Cole's hand gun with a water gun*

Sgt. Cole
12-20-2000, 05:50 PM
And YOU, PRIVATE JERKOFF2000Z! You will never, EVER call me "Sarge"! IS THAT UNDER-****ING STOOD???

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

Zargon
12-20-2000, 05:51 PM
This could get interesting..............

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:52 PM
No.

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:53 PM
Sorry Surge. Cole.
Im the stupid one.

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 05:53 PM
*(Steals Sgt. Cole's underwear and fills it with itching powder.)*

<font size=1>Snicker...

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:55 PM
Anybody want to play hop-scotch?

Sgt. Cole
12-20-2000, 05:55 PM
The joke's on you, Private Nine. I don't WEAR ANY ****ING UNDERWEAR!!! Real men know how to go commando.

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:57 PM
Dont go complaining to us when you pants are wet.Were not changing them.

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 05:59 PM
I think your underwears clean sir.
Yours are the ones with the happyfaces and pictures of pink rabbits right?

Remember kids,Go in the toilet.Not in your underwear.

Sgt. Cole
12-20-2000, 06:00 PM
You speak when spoken too, Private Jerkoff. I wanted your opinion I would of beaten it out of you.

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:02 PM
Beating your own soldier ma'am?
Inst that treason?

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:04 PM
I love being insubordinate.

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:06 PM
Me too.

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 06:08 PM
*Drags JR2000Z behind the corner and beats the mortal **** out of him*

No it isn't.

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Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:10 PM
*(Paints little dots on 598's Gundam's chest.)*

<font size=1>Yee... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 06:12 PM
*ties R9 upside down in a tree*

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JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:13 PM
OMG!Ive been beaten up by a female gundam!

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:14 PM
Gahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 06:18 PM
*Shoots both of them with a beam rifle*

Jackasses...


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Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:20 PM
Little do those simpletons know I have limitless clones of myself. GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:23 PM
1st Surge Cole then you.

I feel a connection going on.

GUNNER
12-20-2000, 06:27 PM
I can't leave you guys alone for a minute can I?

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 06:29 PM
*Destroys building with all of R9's clones inside*

Now for the production facility...

*Fires a fully charged Twin Buster Rifle shot at the facility destroying everything within a 2 mile radius*



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JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:29 PM
Some jerk called me JERKOFF2000Z.
I feel somewhat misstreated.

(I guess I should try to get going on RAL practice more...)

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 06:30 PM
GUNNER,you miss us too much.

Taarkin
12-20-2000, 06:39 PM
*Ike comes in and gets pissed*

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

Official forum Psychic

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:40 PM
GUNNER, save me!!!

Nute Gunray
12-20-2000, 06:42 PM
I think it's time that Zargon and I stage a coup.
It sort of almost worked at OBN, although it wasn't a "coup" per se

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Zargon
12-20-2000, 06:47 PM
yes, we just hounded canuck and canada bashed till the blow of the obi cancellation made him give up all hope and he left, leaving the forums to, and I quote, "Zarg & co."


man I rock

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:48 PM
Save me, G-man!!!

Zargon
12-20-2000, 06:50 PM
can we buy his gundamn a bra for xmas, and what sie would that be? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 06:51 PM
Your <s>Pathetic</s> retarded.
(No mirrors in the room)

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[This message has been edited by Commander 598 (edited December 20, 2000).]

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 06:54 PM
Wrong cup size.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 07:02 PM
*Walks out of the room rubbing the bridge of his nose*
WHY OH WHY CAN'T I BE A SITH LORD!?

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Zargon
12-20-2000, 07:06 PM
Because your gundam has boobies

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 07:08 PM
Yah. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-20-2000, 07:11 PM
Good one.

Rogue Nine
12-20-2000, 07:17 PM
*(Snort)*

I think we scared 'em off.

Thrawn
12-20-2000, 07:46 PM
You guys seem to have that effect on people http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Admiral
12-20-2000, 08:19 PM
Have a good christmas.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Zargon
12-20-2000, 09:06 PM
Thats the plan

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 09:24 PM
BAD MONKEIES!!!!
Get Back in yer cages!!

Ike
12-20-2000, 10:25 PM
all these huge-ass sig pics, you bet i'm pissed!

Commander 598
12-20-2000, 10:27 PM
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
They ain't all big.
This ones medium sized.

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Commander 598
12-20-2000, 10:31 PM
Is this better?

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Darth Sceltor
12-20-2000, 11:21 PM
Wow Ike posted, and *GASP*, he was complaining about something!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

JR2000Z
12-21-2000, 12:12 AM
Were geniuses!

garyah99
12-21-2000, 01:26 AM
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif GUNNER If you ever scare me like that again I'll....I'll... I'll run away and hide (or something). Merry Christmas buddy! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Let's put the CHRIST back in Christmas.

Andromeda
12-21-2000, 02:25 AM
Merry Christmas Gunner baby http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Seargent Cole, do you actually fly planes? my cousin's a pilot but he flies for a commercial airline or something (small planes) so it's not quite the same thing...



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If you live to be a hundred, i hope i live to be a hundred minus one so i never have to live without you!
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Nute Gunray
12-21-2000, 02:34 AM
i command the thread to load.

rosencrantz
12-21-2000, 03:05 AM
*lol*
rouge9, you made me laff http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
*kicks sgt. cole in the bum* *BAH-HA!!!*
admit it nitrous you do not wish to tango with me interfereing with your authority. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif <font size=1>

[This message has been edited by rosencrantz (edited December 20, 2000).]

Fondas
12-21-2000, 06:49 AM
Let me introduce myself

Lieutenant Fondas S. Nicolaou of the 88th Battle Tank Battalion.

Sgt. Cole, would you please stop shouting ? I'm trying to enjoy my cappuccino here !



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"No matter how pretty the bait,
a hook is still a hook !"
TZG+7

GUNNER
12-21-2000, 07:15 AM
Wassup Lt. Fondas, it's me Lt. Colonel Gunnydog.

excuse me miss, can I get a mocha with whip cream.

Give me a minute here Lt. and I'll join ya. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

GUNNER
12-21-2000, 12:38 PM
Last Call..........I'm going home in an hour...

Anyone want to say goodbye?

Hello, hello, buhler, buhler, anyone,anyone.....

Ok, have a great christmas everybody and I will see you in a week or so.

Merry Christmas XWA Stallion & Babes,

GUNNER

Ike
12-21-2000, 02:11 PM
merry Christmas, GUN-DOG. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

-- Major Gen. Ike

Commander 598
12-21-2000, 03:14 PM
Merry Christmas.

<font size=1>and good riddens...</font size>



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Rogue Nine
12-21-2000, 04:28 PM
Later GUN-Man.

LETS PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAAYYY YY!!!

Zargon
12-21-2000, 05:32 PM
/me taps a few kegs

The kegmonkey is back, lets drink some brew!

Commander 598
12-21-2000, 06:00 PM
BAD MONKEY!!!!!
Get back in yer cage or i'll shoot you with a shotgun!


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JR2000Z
12-21-2000, 06:47 PM
*Edit something here*

Sgt. Cole
12-21-2000, 08:24 PM
*snaps to Attention and salutes*
Sir, yes Sir! Sir, the Sergeant apologizes for any inconvenience he has caused the Lieutenant, Sir!
*remains at Attention as he has not been dismissed*

Thrawn
12-21-2000, 08:30 PM
Cya Gunner! Merry Christmas!

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Colonel 598
12-21-2000, 09:35 PM
Sergeant!!!!!!!!

Nute Gunray
12-21-2000, 09:40 PM
Being Field Marshall, I outrank...well everyone so far. Sure, my army isn't 'real' yet, that doesn't mean SQUAT.

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Admiral
12-21-2000, 10:30 PM
my name says it all.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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Darth Sceltor
12-21-2000, 11:55 PM
Supreme Awesome Powerful All-Controlling Commander.

JR2000Z
12-21-2000, 11:55 PM
*100th post in thread*

Sgt. Cole
12-22-2000, 01:14 AM
*Is wishing that the Lieutenant would come back so the Sergeant can be dismissed*

Thrawn
12-22-2000, 01:18 AM
Dismissed.

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Commander 598
12-22-2000, 01:24 AM
*Kicks Thrawn in the ass then runs away*

Fondas
12-22-2000, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Sgt. Cole:
*Is wishing that the Lieutenant would come back so the Sergeant can be dismissed*

*OMG, Nitro is <u>still</u> at Attention ! *

Sorry for that Sgt. , I've been a little preoccupied...

At Ease Sergeant Cole. Why don't you poor yourself a cappuccino and join me ? Let's discuss about some new drilling technics for the new recruits ! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

PS I Am a Lieutenant, in reserve of course.



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"No matter how pretty the bait,
a hook is still a hook !"
TZG+7

Gold leader
12-22-2000, 12:14 PM
My dad's a major, so that makes me...me.

Colonel 598
12-22-2000, 02:24 PM
Shutup!!!!!

Nute Gunray
12-22-2000, 02:43 PM
Field Marshall Gunray isn't pleased one bit.

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Gold leader
12-22-2000, 02:53 PM
Perhaps he should remove the mirror in front of his face.

Zargon
12-22-2000, 03:12 PM
Pvt. Pile reporting SIR!

Sgt. Cole
12-22-2000, 03:19 PM
*Stands At Ease... Stands Easy... Relaxes and pour a cappucino*

Sir, thank you very much, Sir.

*Hear's Zargon's comment, snickers*
Actually, I was close friends with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. I met him about 10 years ago. Nice guy.

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

GUNNER
12-24-2000, 04:50 AM
Hiya boys, wassup. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

rosencrantz
12-24-2000, 04:55 AM
hey gundude http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

rosencrantz
12-24-2000, 05:02 AM
i just realised that i have been here at xwa for over a year. there are times i wondered if i would stay this long http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif
i made it!
*cracks out the eggnogg*
cheers 'mates http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-24-2000, 01:55 PM
I dont know how you did it.

Admiral
12-24-2000, 03:54 PM
I don't think any one knows how they did it.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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Commander 598
12-24-2000, 04:15 PM
Only god knows...


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Crazy People have more fun!
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When Dealing With the Insane, it is Best to Pretend to be Sane.
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"Insanity is only a state of mind."
Thats still no reason to be sane.

God
12-24-2000, 04:16 PM
I have no idea!

Sgt. Cole
12-24-2000, 10:29 PM
Be advised, Nitro will have a sick comment for this thread once he returns tomorrow.

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

Admiral Zaarin
12-24-2000, 11:14 PM
OK, I've been away for a while, so let this serve as my grand re-entry.

*sound of every single member of forums diving for cover whilst scrambling for various rifles, sub-machine guns, neutron bombs...*

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*picks up megaphone*

All right! This is Admiral Zaarin, semi-commander of the Zaarin-Guenevere coalition. I have become aware of several rebellious elements taking root within the forums, such as Sgt. Cole. So, I am taking this opportunity to deliver an ultimatum:
All forces not in the control of the Coalition will immediately surrender, or face the might of the MAD ANGRY TINSEL-COVERED WOODEN JAR JAR POST REINDEER CANNON (with cup holder, coffee maker, chocolate chip cookie dispenser, ice machine, fluffy dice and laser targeting multi-functional omni-directional cheese grater)*

Zaarin.

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

[This message has been edited by Admiral Zaarin (edited December 24, 2000).]

Darth Sceltor
12-25-2000, 02:19 AM
Pretty soon people will but the blah blah blah cannon for all the features and say screw the gun.

Sgt. Cole
12-25-2000, 08:23 PM
Nitro should be back anytime now...

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To Learn. To Serve. To Advance.
Sgt. Cole, R. 101st RCACS

Nitro
12-25-2000, 08:25 PM
Who are you?

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

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Nitro
12-25-2000, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Admiral:
I don't think any one knows how they did it.


Well, I know I did it missionary style... Well, for at least the first time. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

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Admiral
12-25-2000, 11:01 PM
your back, noooooooo. this forum was so nice with you gone. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Rogue Nine
12-26-2000, 12:12 AM
Agh. I go away for a few days and everthing goes awry.

*(Urinates in Sgt. Cole's cap.)

Nitro
12-26-2000, 02:54 AM
Uh Niner, I don't know what kind of weird games you and Sgt. Cole play, but rememer the rule... Don't ask. Don't tell.

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*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

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Thrawn
12-26-2000, 06:09 PM
Don't worry, he knows those rules down to the smallest detail! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6