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Commander 598
12-23-2000, 01:45 AM
The Christmas Party of the year 2000.

Place:My Colossus Warship
Time:NOW
Notes:This party is on Thrawn's tab.The beer will be here in 30 Min.It will arrive by armed escort.

Rules:NO ONE GO NEAR THE MS HANGER BUT ME!!!!

Oh and all entries are guarded and will have a weapons check at the door.Anything that someone would mess with and harm this ship is HEAVILY guarded.


Now the doors are open and I have a limited supply of beer urrently here.(It'll last about 20 min)

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 01:51 AM
*goes near the MS hanger*

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 02:05 AM
Wait a minute:

1.Secutity?
2.R9 doesnt have to pay?
3.MS hanger?Whats that?
4.Limited beer?!?!?!
5.Wheres the slave girls?!?!?! I guess I should bring my sexy barley dressed Christmas stile slave girls.(For myself of course)

This is got to be the wierdest party Ive been to.Not much fun if you cant do anything.No offence.

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 02:07 AM
*JR2000Z brings in one of his Sathanas and blows the warship to bits.*

Commander 598
12-23-2000, 03:05 AM
Ignore that last post by JR2000Z.

I said I would have more in 20 minutes.That was about 2 Hours ago.

Woops forgot women.
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And as a counter post:

*Brings another Sathana and fires a Nuclear Torpedo at it thus destroying it*
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Nuclear Torpedo:The equivelent of a Proton Torpedo with a 1 Gigaton Warhead.
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Commander 598
12-23-2000, 03:06 AM
Now where were we?(yes we have women now.)

Flying Beastie
12-23-2000, 01:14 PM
And now for something completely different. . .

http://www.geocities.com/mark_a_brown/SantaClaws.bmp

My Christmas card this year. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Admiral
12-23-2000, 03:58 PM
beer and women now this is a chirstmas. know let me unwarp one of those slave girls http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
12-23-2000, 05:45 PM
Oh no, a dying party!!

*Brings in party ambulance with beer, girls, and R9's wallet.*

Ok, it's all good now. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 05:58 PM
Shouldnt the hardcore part be at Christmas?

Thrawn
12-23-2000, 06:22 PM
Ah, the annual holiday party at the forums. Gotta love it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif
I'm not paying, R9 is, I'll just transfer the bill to his tab http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Darth Sceltor
12-23-2000, 06:56 PM
Gotta stick with tradition! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 10:35 PM
The tradition that I started.

Admiral
12-23-2000, 11:21 PM
and arn't you happy that you started this nice tradition.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 11:31 PM
I didnt ment it as a tradition.But I guess it can be a good one.

Darth Sceltor
12-24-2000, 01:08 AM
Most things aren't done intentionally. Like I didn't mean to break my wrists in second grade. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
12-24-2000, 01:11 AM
I would of broke yours on purpose.

Darth Sceltor
12-24-2000, 01:19 AM
You're wouldn't be worth breaking... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

JR2000Z
12-24-2000, 01:21 AM
Yeah.I worth more.

Flying Beastie
12-24-2000, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Admiral:
let me unwarp one of those slave girls


"Unwarp?" http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

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"Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?"
"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

Andromeda
12-24-2000, 05:45 PM
"I would of broke yours...."

ARE AMERICAN CHILDREN TAUGHT NOTHING ABOUT GRAMMAR?!?!?!?!

*sighs in frustration*
almost makes me weep...



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JR2000Z
12-24-2000, 06:19 PM
Its 'would have broken' because is future participle.I know.Now Andy's not going to forgive me for the rest of her life.

[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited December 24, 2000).]

Jem
12-24-2000, 10:27 PM
Hey, It's Christmas over here... right now it's 12:14 AM
So Merry Christmas !
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

JR2000Z
12-24-2000, 10:29 PM
Its not Christmas here.Did you kidnap Santa yet?

Darth Sceltor
12-25-2000, 01:29 AM
It will be Christmas here in 2 1/2 hours. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
12-25-2000, 02:37 AM
it will be christmas in 7 minutes here. me want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. opps dozed off tehre for a second. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Merry Christmas everyone.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

ButcherII
12-25-2000, 03:42 AM
Hohohohohhohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho hoh...And I heard Santa saying as he hovered above ya,"Hey Donder and Rudolpf, You may think I love ya...but if ya Don't move yer butts...I'll Make vennison of ya!!!" Hohoho.
Merry Christmas all.

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Boldly going...Nowhere

Nitro
12-25-2000, 07:59 PM
I got a REALLY BIG STEREO SYSTEM!!! 200 watts!

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"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
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Darth Sceltor
12-26-2000, 03:28 AM
I got an enjoyable evening with my family, including my dad. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Thrawn
12-26-2000, 05:07 PM
family and friends are the best gifts of all

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Admiral
12-26-2000, 06:20 PM
I concur

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb