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Psychochaos3
04-05-2006, 04:44 PM
Aquarius: You will travel in the future when your tongue sticks to the back of a speeding bus. Fil that void in your pathetic life by eating guacamole every 17 minutes.
Pisces: Avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Virus. You are the true lord of the dance no matter what those idiots at school say.
Aries: The look on your face will be priceless when you find a 40-pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an Albino Dwarf.
Tauros: You will never find true happyness. What you gonna do? Cry about it?
Gemini: Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your spouse impales you in the chest with a javelin.
Cancer:Todays a bad day to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face.
Leo:Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored puddind and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry milk.
Virgo:All virgos are friendly and intelligent, except for you.
Libra: A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you.
Scorpio : Work a little bit harder on your low self esteem. You stupid loser.
Sagitarrius:Take down all those naked pictures of nude celebrities.
Capricorn: The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying.

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 04:52 PM
Hmm? That's confuzing!?!?!

Smon
04-05-2006, 05:05 PM
Scorpio : Work a little bit harder on your low self esteem. You stupid loser.
My horror-scope sounds pretty tame by comparison...

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 05:09 PM
I'm shocked mine says nothing about amazing new perspectives on the fashion horizen!

Psychochaos3
04-05-2006, 09:34 PM
I got this from a song by "Weird Al".I made a few changes. You want to hear it in song form then here you go.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8tyK23ljAA&search=Weird%20Al%20Horoscope

DarthAve
04-05-2006, 09:47 PM
I got this from a song by "Weird Al".I made a few changes. You want to hear it in song form then here you go.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8tyK23ljAA&search=Weird%20Al%20Horoscope
Eh, It was ok. I did find the clip of 'Where the hell is my chiffon' and now i have proven that it was Daniel, not Andrae'! Fools!

Gruducuuz
04-06-2006, 05:29 PM
Scorpio : Work a little bit harder on your low self esteem. You stupid loser.

I am not a loser!

I am a freak!

zelda 41
04-06-2006, 05:35 PM
[QUOTE=Psychochaos3] Cancer:Todays a bad day to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face. [QUOTE]

I don't have a boss. I'm only 11.

zelda 41
04-06-2006, 05:36 PM
crap double post

Smon
04-06-2006, 05:37 PM
I am not a loser!

I am a freak!
OH EM GEE. We gots the same sign.

*squee*

zelda 41
04-06-2006, 05:42 PM
IS NO ONE A CANCER? So sad...

Psychochaos3
04-06-2006, 09:27 PM
IS NO ONE A CANCER? So sad...
Maybe it's because people decide to have kids at later times because Cancer reminds them of crabs and the disease cancer. I'm a leo. I'm not powerful or domineering. I gross people out to avoid fighting. The only way I resemble a lion is weird hairstyles. I have white hair.

DarthAve
04-07-2006, 01:35 PM
I is a pisces. I truly am THE LORD OF THE DANCE

Break it down!

~Riverdance'd~

Megan
04-07-2006, 05:10 PM
Well I feel alone..no one's ever a Capricorn anymore..

DarthAve
04-07-2006, 05:22 PM
I used to think Daniel Vosovic was a capricorn, but I was wrong. He's an Aries....

March 26th is his birthday.

Gruducuuz
04-07-2006, 05:35 PM
OH EM GEE. We gots the same sign.

*squee*

Squee? Is that a rat noise?

Or the noise of a scorpion?

Wait, does scopion make a noise?

I guess *scuttle* could count,

SWEET.

Smon
04-07-2006, 05:59 PM
Squee is that noise thata person makes when they're so excited they can't express it.

DarthAve
04-07-2006, 07:17 PM
Squee is that noise thata person makes when they're so excited they can't express it.
Yeah, like exdee, or the more used form XD!

Grud has been Vocabu-pwned!

zelda 41
04-07-2006, 08:57 PM
burnnnnnnn.

Smon
04-08-2006, 05:16 AM
That's your horoscope, for TODAYEEEE. (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305819)

90SK
04-08-2006, 02:38 PM
IS NO ONE A CANCER? So sad...

I'm a Cancer. But I don't a photocopy machine, or a "boss". So whatever.

DarthAve
04-08-2006, 06:00 PM
That's your horoscope, for TODAYEEEE. (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305819)
I think I'm having a seizure, or an acid trip, or both.