This chicken rocks

[DarthAve]

This chicken, it does what it tells you to (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)

I swear, this makes me wanna get some burger king.

[zelda 41]

mmmmmm...chicken fries.....

[DarthAve]

Tell the chicken to make out with the pillow.

[zelda 41]

I told him to make out with his pants and he did it!

[Gruducuuz]

I tell hime to break the space time continum and he shows me his wrist.

GHEY.

He should totally be able to bend time and space itself.

[DarthAve]

What's the best is to talk dirty to him. He'll get all up in the camera and be all like 'no, not in public.'

[Smon]

Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).

[DarthAve]

Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
Gasp! Awesome!

[Mashi An'krekku]

I told the president to go offscreen because he had an ugly ass and he just scratched his head.
Then I told him to go hang himself and then he spends like five minutes typing at his computer and the subtitle says "I can do a magic trick."

[Samnmax221]

Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
Actuelly looks more like Pat Robertsen, wish it was Jimmy Carter so I could tell him to go hang himself, oh type in gun it's great

[BobbinT]

I told the chicken to poo. He stood there.

[DarthAve]

Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
SMON! You made a sig out of the vocabu-burn! OMGSH, you like my ideas!

[zelda 41]

hey darth, told him to take his head off and he made out with his pants again

[Psychochaos3]

tell him to die. It works.

[Gruducuuz]

Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).


I tell him to break the space time continum and he gets a suitcase of money, rubs it on his face, then hides the suitcase.

I guess thats how time and space gets broken.

[Princess_Dark]

ohh thats funny.

[Samnmax221]

bin laden, mask, gun, bomb, or dance all trigger great responses