View Full Version : This chicken rocks

04-07-2006, 09:31 PM
This chicken, it does what it tells you to (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)

I swear, this makes me wanna get some burger king.

zelda 41
04-07-2006, 09:34 PM
mmmmmm...chicken fries.....

04-07-2006, 09:35 PM
Tell the chicken to make out with the pillow.

zelda 41
04-07-2006, 09:43 PM
I told him to make out with his pants and he did it!

04-07-2006, 10:34 PM
I tell hime to break the space time continum and he shows me his wrist.


He should totally be able to bend time and space itself.

04-07-2006, 10:36 PM
What's the best is to talk dirty to him. He'll get all up in the camera and be all like 'no, not in public.'

04-07-2006, 11:19 PM
Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).

04-07-2006, 11:34 PM
Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
Gasp! Awesome!

Mashi An'krekku
04-08-2006, 12:34 AM
I told the president to go offscreen because he had an ugly ass and he just scratched his head.
Then I told him to go hang himself and then he spends like five minutes typing at his computer and the subtitle says "I can do a magic trick."

04-08-2006, 01:23 AM
Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
Actuelly looks more like Pat Robertsen, wish it was Jimmy Carter so I could tell him to go hang himself, oh type in gun it's great

04-08-2006, 10:12 AM
I told the chicken to poo. He stood there.

04-08-2006, 10:20 AM
Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
SMON! You made a sig out of the vocabu-burn! OMGSH, you like my ideas!

zelda 41
04-08-2006, 11:16 AM
hey darth, told him to take his head off and he made out with his pants again

04-08-2006, 11:59 AM
tell him to die. It works.

04-08-2006, 10:12 PM
Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/).

I tell him to break the space time continum and he gets a suitcase of money, rubs it on his face, then hides the suitcase.

I guess thats how time and space gets broken.

04-08-2006, 10:15 PM
ohh thats funny.

04-08-2006, 11:35 PM
bin laden, mask, gun, bomb, or dance all trigger great responses