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PazaakPrincess
04-10-2006, 07:40 AM
Well I can't find a similar thread in Telos bureau as to the one in Republic newsfeed. Forgive me Admins if it's here somewhere. Since I am on a game of TSL I thought it would be fun.

Atton - When he hears that you've finally found some clothes on Peragus (Fem Ex), screaming like a manly mynock
HK47 - When you tell him you don't want to interrogate him violently.
GOTO - Nearly everytime you speak to him he says things like "is there something you wish to do for me?" etc indicating that you serve him not the other way around
Mira - On men "I love my targets" etc

That's what I can think of for now.

Uber_Saber
04-10-2006, 08:50 AM
Best line I've heard yet-

Atton: Which one do you want?

Bao-dur: I'll take the stupid one that threatened us instead of shooting us when he had the chance...

Jason Skywalker
04-10-2006, 09:25 AM
Exile's conversation with Brianna about Jedi falling in love.

Exile:I think the term is "pulling a Bindo".

Brianna:Pulling...a bindo?

Exile:Bad joke,bald guy,long story.

Meatbag
04-10-2006, 11:02 AM
The Newsfeed thread is for both games...

igyman
04-10-2006, 02:38 PM
Yup, but I'll post this one anyway:

Player: HK, I want to ask you some questions.
HK-47: Ah, more questions. Wonderful.

Diego Varen
04-10-2006, 02:41 PM
The Newsfeed thread is for both games...

True. Just because the funniest Thread is in the Newsfeed Forum, doesn't mean it only means for KOTOR.

PazaakPrincess
04-10-2006, 02:44 PM
True, sorry just that most of the lines always seem to be from I and I've been TSL focused recently

Melly
04-10-2006, 03:10 PM
Bao-Dur: Hey General, you okay?
Exile: What are you talking about?
Bao-Dur: You look like you've been standing too close to one of my shield generators.
Exile: You sure you haven't been chewing on power cables?
Bao-Dur: Whoa, claws out today aren't they?

igyman
04-10-2006, 03:45 PM
HK-47: ''Conclusion: Such pheromone driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger!''

JediMaster12
04-10-2006, 03:53 PM
Mocking Query: Coorta, Coorta are you dead yet?
Smug Statement: I believe that I forgot to mention that I reversed the turbolift codes, in case you managed to get this far.

Melly
04-10-2006, 09:56 PM
I love the phrase "corroding my good name" that HK uses when he learns about the HK-50's. And "Mockery: Am I all right?" just the tone of voice makes me laugh.

†Saint_Killa†
04-11-2006, 03:54 AM
HK-47: every time he says meatbag.

lucius octavion
04-11-2006, 09:33 PM
g0-t0: says something like "HK 47, I did not realize you still existed".

HK-47: "What is it you want, fat one?"

HK is by far the funniest character, no?

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-11-2006, 10:25 PM
G0T0: "How droll."

I didn't find too many lines in TSL funny.

†Saint_Killa†
04-12-2006, 01:10 AM
HK-47: "What is it you want, fat one?"
I really liked that line. FAT ONE!!! :xp:

PazaakPrincess
04-13-2006, 08:55 AM
Yes it's a bit dissapointing for the humour especially when you're questing your NPC's barely say anything except to admonish you for being too nice or too mean. I miss Jolee and Canderous :) Mandalore isn't nearly as fun.

igyman
04-13-2006, 01:30 PM
HK-50: ''Proud Admission: I... I cannot beg for mercy in such a way that is convincing. It is against my programming.''

JediMaster12
04-13-2006, 04:26 PM
Query: Is there something need killed, master?

It may not be right so bear with me. I found this humorous that I never ask him to say anything else. :lol:

igyman
04-13-2006, 04:32 PM
Player: You don't have to call me master.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9295/k2000016jh.gif

Mace MacLeod
04-19-2006, 10:11 AM
HK-Mockery--"Oh, Master! I love you but hate all you stand for, but I think we should go and press our slimy, mucous-covered lips together in the cargo hold"

501st Trooper
04-19-2006, 11:36 AM
i like the part about HK do you know what love is and he talks about that sniper rifel lol i just agree with him :P

Jeremia Skywalk
04-19-2006, 11:45 AM
LoL i think kotor 1 devs had some more sarcasm in their heads so i will post this one from k1, its in ancient ruin of dantooine when you skip through all the options the comp gives to you- "You kick the computer. Your leg hurts" i was like 0_o... o lol...

HerbieZ
04-19-2006, 05:28 PM
LoL i think kotor 1 devs had some more sarcasm in their heads so i will post this one from k1, its in ancient ruin of dantooine when you skip through all the options the comp gives to you- "You kick the computer. Your leg hurts" i was like 0_o... o lol...

Indeed, they seemed to have a better sense of humour and wer'nt to afriad to put a few more sexual references in the game.

Oh and what does 0_o mean? It still confuses me.

Jeremia Skywalk
04-21-2006, 02:27 PM
that means "confused"... ironicly, lol... i think it does, but i have always thought -_- means annoyed, but it seems to dont... well you cannot always trust me.

SpaceAlex
04-21-2006, 05:08 PM
Indeed, they seemed to have a better sense of humour and wer'nt to afriad to put a few more sexual references in the game.

Oh and what does 0_o mean? It still confuses me.

I guess you never heared this line then (originally posted by Mace_MacLeod):
HK-Mockery--"Oh, Master! I love you but hate all you stand for, but I think we should go and press our slimy, mucous-covered lips together in the cargo hold"

I personally found HK in KII even funnier than in K1. Atton also has quite a few funny lines. But there were a few more in K1.

Lantzen
04-21-2006, 07:23 PM
So Kreia talking about the Exile sexual life isnt "sexual references"? The dialoug with charging up someones loadingramp, have you heard that one?

THE MANDALORE
04-21-2006, 10:08 PM
Funniest line?

The one in which the Mandalore reprimands a soldier for trying to commit suicide when he didn't ask for permission.

Venom750
04-22-2006, 08:32 AM
i like the one where Atton says "COME ON LET SHOOT HIM IN THE BACK NO WILL KNOW"

Lantzen
04-22-2006, 09:18 AM
If you take Handmaiden with you, she will also have something to say about Attons method

igyman
04-22-2006, 10:40 AM
How 'bout the one where you suggest the Handmaiden to play pazaak with Atton, instead of practicing moves all the time. There's a very funny background reaction from Atton who's playing pazaak with T3 at the time.
(Yeah, I could have just quoted the conversation, but it's funnier if you hear it for yourselves)

PoiuyWired
04-22-2006, 04:06 PM
When HK47 tells you what Love REALLY IS!!! :3

Now, wonder what would happen if I do that to my girlfriend....

Oh, Handmaiden's poem... it has a bit of "alice" in it.

tbl1
04-23-2006, 01:00 AM
HK47

tbl1, single word posts that have no real point in a thread are considered spam, please read our Forum Rules (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=128142). -RH

Venom750
04-23-2006, 06:28 PM
HK47 what???

tbl1
04-24-2006, 08:40 AM
These aren't so much funny, haha but strange. All the metaphors the human characters use for 'intimate relationships'. Eg: "Charging up her loading ramp", "Connecting powerplugs".

HK47 what???
Fine, I meant HK47 in general. His the funniest character, most things he says are pretty funny if not really funny.

Edit: HK47: "You like a random cruelty generator"

Canderous_ordo1
05-23-2006, 05:08 AM
well i rember a good one from kotor 1 it was an augument between canderous and bastila on dantoonie after taris this is sort of how it went

canderous:bastila i herd a handful of well the villan captured you without much of a stuggle
bastila it took much more then a handful to capture me
then reven goes wait there was twenty no wait a hundred
canderous goesok you spoilt little jedi princesss to bastlia
bastilia im not a spoilt little jedi princess i was givin the same training as everyone else in the order
canderous goes if we had more jedi like bastlia fighting agaist us in the war my side might not have lost
bastlia sounding quite annoyed enough mandalorian i will not arise to your bait much longer

it was a real crack up
there is anthor line i rember from kotor2
on the landing docks when you frist get to narr shardaa
the doeck worker says get your heap of junk of my heap of junk it was a laugh a minute

Lantzen
05-23-2006, 08:31 AM
This thread is for TSL, not Kotor 1.
A good one with Atton http://img235.imageshack.us/my.php?image=atton7fu.jpg

mr_raider
05-23-2006, 09:23 AM
Nothing hurts more than a blaster shot to the groin!

igyman
05-23-2006, 02:02 PM
Did you make that up, or did someone actually say it in TSL?

mr_raider
05-24-2006, 01:35 PM
Did you make that up, or did someone actually say it in TSL?

On Dantooine, if you side with Khoonda, you get an option to deliver an "inspirational" speech to the troops. That is the best (worst?) option of them all. Needless to say, DS points come with it.

igyman
05-24-2006, 02:44 PM
http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/5784/k2000007of.png

Igyman, please post thumbnails or links, unless the thread has a 56K user warning and allows the posting of large pictures. Also if you do want to post pics for these threads please make your images much smaller in size, use smaller file types like .jpg's and try to keep the filesize under 100kb, not everyone has high-speed internet. Thanks.

This request applies to everyone equally. ;) -RH

Nancy Allen``
05-31-2006, 11:28 PM
HK-47: For example, the translation of "friendship" in one language translates to another as suggesting that one is bred from the same gene poll.
Atton: Tell me that wasn't said out loud.

Not sure if that's it exactly. My, I howled at this. Anyone else give their opinions on the statement? The only other one I heard was Deciple's.

PoiuyWired
06-01-2006, 12:32 AM
Now I would like to know Disciple's response.

Nancy Allen``
06-01-2006, 01:17 AM
Kind of boring unfortunetly, just comments on how it was said out loud. I'll need to see what he says exactly.

Darth Manus
06-01-2006, 07:48 AM
"one's brood mate was impregnated by their own host." Yeah, nasty business. XD

Hayden Kered
06-07-2006, 10:06 PM
Mandalore-"And don't kill yourself before I tell you to."

darthxarga
06-16-2006, 02:38 PM
Bao-Dur: Hey General, you okay?
Exile: What are you talking about?
Bao-Dur: You look like you've been standing too close to one of my shield generators.
Exile: You sure you haven't been chewing on power cables?
Bao-Dur: Whoa, claws out today aren't they?



This is hilarious, I just passed it up on mine

darthxarga
06-16-2006, 02:45 PM
and I really like the one where bao-dur says "I'll take the stupid one the chase tothreaten us instead of shooting at us

RellikRats
06-16-2006, 07:14 PM
Atton: "Yeah, I'll be in my chambers, but since I don't have any, I'll just stay in the cockpit like I always do." :emodanc: