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DarthAve
04-11-2006, 11:16 PM
What is the funniest thing you've ever said aloud. I know I have mine.

"What the f*** happened to all my damn chocolate chip muffins???"

Gruducuuz
04-12-2006, 12:20 PM
"What the f*** is WTF?"

"Oh."

Smon
04-12-2006, 06:21 PM
Read my sig every day for new quotes from my life!

Mom:*holds up bedsheet* "What am I gonna say next?"

Me:"...'these are my panties'?"

Mom:"...GROUND'D."

Poopdogjr
03-17-2007, 08:22 PM
One time when I was a kid someone asked me where I was from. And I was like, I dunno. America?

Davinq
03-17-2007, 08:30 PM
A friend of mine needed advice from myself and another, so we gave her two paragraph's worth. Afterwards, I asked the other person what they had wrote, and had said that they had said they were agreeing with what I wrote. My reply:

"WHAT?! You took 5 lines of paper just to say I'M WITH STUPID?!"

Davinq
03-17-2007, 08:31 PM
Oh and gratz on the 1,000 posts Poop!

martmeister
03-18-2007, 01:24 AM
Tommy: "Have you heard from....Andrew?"
Me: <pause> (in serious tone) "I don't talk to the dead."

Davinq
03-18-2007, 01:32 AM
"What the f*** is WTF?"

"Oh."

Didn't get that on the first read-through. This time though... FVCKING HILARIOUS!

DarthAve
03-18-2007, 02:17 PM
"Matt is a menopausal prostitute... and Becca's the client."

Oh and later on...

Me-Hey want a cupcake?
Neighbor boy-Your mom wants a cupcake.

Davinq
03-18-2007, 03:23 PM
0.o

martmeister
03-19-2007, 08:38 PM
"Tired. Eyes getting droopy. Time to hit the sack.......your mama's in it and she likes that kind of kinky thing."

Davinq
03-19-2007, 08:43 PM
"I got BEST SMILE AWARD for the 06-07 yearbook? WTF?"

True story. 0.o Hopefully. I'm one of 2 finalists.

DarthAve
03-19-2007, 09:21 PM
"SUPER DUPER SPIRIT FINGERS!"