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Commander 598
12-23-2000, 08:13 PM
1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look
of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it
looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when
driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or
sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an
obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them,
stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out
the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray to roadkill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then
get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.


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Darth Sceltor
12-23-2000, 09:02 PM
<font size="7">SPAM!!!!</font>

Commander 598
12-23-2000, 09:22 PM
http://sites.netscape.net/shotgunblues042/Shotgun/Blues/Silly/Spam/Spamination02.gif

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Jem
12-23-2000, 10:47 PM
Isn't there a rule in the forum against publicity???

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Commander 598
12-23-2000, 10:58 PM
????????????

JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 11:44 PM
Ive only did 8 and 9 and maybe 4.Besides I dont drive.

Now how much spam can we put up with.

Admiral
12-24-2000, 12:18 AM
lol

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Darth Sceltor
12-24-2000, 02:22 AM
I should try them now that I have my license.

Jem
12-27-2000, 07:49 PM
hey about that spam thingy, if you have any free time download this mp3 with napster:
artist: Monty Python
title: Spam

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it's funny and worth it.

Vark111
12-27-2000, 09:00 PM
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

Actually, I think a Suburban that passed me this morning on the way to work was doing this exact thing. At the stop light, the driver was perfectly still (good looking blonde girl, too), but the truck was doing some *serious* rocking. Nobody in the passenger seat. Back windows tinted so I couldn't see in. I just had a hunch that's what was going on.

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Nitro
12-28-2000, 02:06 AM
D00D!!! That was me in the back!!! I was playing a rousing game of 'Hide the Salami'. My friend's girlfriend had a sister who needed some holiday loving, so I took the job, looking for a quick buck... She wouldn't even wait till we got to his apartement! I ended up paying Josh like $50 to get the back seat cleaned... Damn stains. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Zargon
12-29-2000, 05:29 PM
ew, gross, but nice, good work Nitro!

JR2000Z
12-29-2000, 09:40 PM
We dont want to hear anymore of your dream Nitro.

Nitro
12-30-2000, 04:20 AM
Well, thank you, Zargon

Nitro
12-30-2000, 04:25 AM
Well, f*ck you, JR2000Z.

Nitro
12-30-2000, 04:29 AM
...

Nitro
12-30-2000, 04:33 AM
Just kidding!

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JR2000Z
12-30-2000, 03:47 PM
Anytime.