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Scorpicus
04-28-2006, 12:36 PM
ok this game is really fun! :bounce1: ok so you have to ban the person above you for a stupid reason! example:

Scorpicus: i ban no one because i cant ban anyone

Scorpicus2: i ban Scorpicus because he started this thread!

Scorpicus3: i ban Scorpicus 2 cos he stole my name! :smash:

ok? well lets get started!

i ban no one because i cant ban anyone...that got it off to a bang :rolleyes:

Shuz
04-29-2006, 08:33 AM
I ban scorpius because his name reminds me of scorpions which are pointy and poisonous....ouch!

Ramsey721
04-29-2006, 08:49 AM
I ban shuz because his name reminds of shuddering. Which is weird.

Scorpicus
04-29-2006, 09:49 AM
I ban you for posting before me!

poinsettia
05-01-2006, 05:11 AM
I ban you for having a capital letter at the start of your username, as I all ways forget to do that when I make a new acount on forums.

Flibbo
05-01-2006, 06:32 PM
I ban Poinsettia for not including the word duck in his post.

Samnmax221
05-01-2006, 08:43 PM
I ban you for using 800x600 screen resolution

Shuz
05-02-2006, 07:49 AM
I ban you for not worrying or caring

Scorpicus
05-03-2006, 04:11 PM
I ban you cos it's a wednesday!

Samnmax221
05-03-2006, 07:43 PM
I ban you because a stapler told me to!

Shuz
05-04-2006, 03:20 AM
I ban you again because doing things twice is fun

Scorpicus
05-04-2006, 11:51 AM
I sailed to an island,
I stepped onto the beach,
I picked up a bottle,
Inside was a note,
It read:"Dude, you're banned!"

Klia
05-08-2006, 04:02 PM
I ban you for the crime of having an imagination.

Ramsey721
05-09-2006, 06:45 PM
I ban you for having an avatar with a guy that has a weird expression

Scorpicus
05-10-2006, 02:20 AM
I ban you for joining at the same time as me :urpdude:

Samnmax221
05-15-2006, 05:22 PM
Iban you because your avatar creeps me out

VampireNaomi
05-27-2006, 08:33 AM
I ban you because your names makes me think of the Sam & Max forums (visited once and never went back).

Samnmax221
05-28-2006, 10:50 PM
I ban you for being intollerant of us jerks in the Sam and Max forums, even Metallus says so
example: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?p=2092061#post2092061

VampireNaomi
05-29-2006, 01:52 AM
I ban you for having an avatar that's bigger than mine.

swediot=)
05-29-2006, 07:23 AM
i ban you because i can

Scorpicus
05-29-2006, 12:33 PM
I ban you for what I'm sure would be a lame reason

Samnmax221
05-29-2006, 05:05 PM
I ban you for being lame

VampireNaomi
05-30-2006, 03:01 AM
I ban you for not having over 1,000 posts.

Scorpicus
05-30-2006, 04:08 AM
I ban you for writing better fan fiction than me

VampireNaomi
05-30-2006, 04:56 AM
I ban you for being too modest.

Scorpicus
05-30-2006, 06:44 AM
I ban you for dancing with naked Brink!

Samnmax221
05-30-2006, 04:21 PM
I ban you because pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 105820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 34211706798214808651 3282306647 09384460955058223172 53594081284811174502 8410270193 8521105559 64462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823 3786783165

swediot=)
05-30-2006, 10:02 PM
Do I really need to explain why I ban you?

Samnmax221
05-30-2006, 10:07 PM
I ban you for not giving an explanation

itchythesamurai
05-31-2006, 01:04 AM
I ban you for wearing sunglasses at night.

Samnmax221
05-31-2006, 01:16 AM
I ban you for mistaking Billy Joel for Corey Hart

itchythesamurai
05-31-2006, 01:33 AM
I ban you for correcting me! It's obnoxious...and hurtful.

VampireNaomi
05-31-2006, 03:47 AM
I ban you because your avatar makes me think of something I probably shouldn't.

Scorpicus
05-31-2006, 12:00 PM
I ban you cos the sky is blue

VampireNaomi
06-01-2006, 03:01 AM
I ban you because it's not Friday yet.

Samnmax221
06-01-2006, 03:04 AM
I ban you because I really need to sleep right now

swediot=)
06-01-2006, 04:38 AM
i ban you because you ban the most

Scorpicus
06-01-2006, 04:45 AM
I ban you for posting at 9:38 am

Smon
06-01-2006, 10:12 PM
I ban you for posting at 9:38 am
I ban you for starting this madness.

Samnmax221
06-01-2006, 10:20 PM
I ban you because you don't ever come to this forum, except now of course

Smon
06-01-2006, 10:33 PM
I ban you because you never listen to your elders.

Samnmax221
06-01-2006, 10:35 PM
I ban you because I'm a jerk

Smon
06-01-2006, 10:36 PM
I ban you because I have more posts. Nyanyanyanya.

swediot=)
06-01-2006, 11:44 PM
i ban you cuz i have been here longer then you

VampireNaomi
06-02-2006, 02:04 AM
I ban you because I'm a moderator.

itchythesamurai
06-02-2006, 02:08 AM
I ban you for looking at raunchy pictures of Disney pirates in too tight tights!

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 02:10 AM
I ban you because I want to be banned next

Samnmax221
06-02-2006, 02:14 AM
I ban you for having a bleeding ulcer

Smon
06-02-2006, 02:21 AM
I ban you for having numbers in your username.

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 02:23 AM
I ban you for having a minimilistic signature!

Samnmax221
06-02-2006, 02:27 AM
I ban you because the game must go on!

Smon
06-02-2006, 02:31 AM
I ban you for misspelling eels!

...Vocabulor has spread his reign to the LFGF forums!

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 02:35 AM
I ban you for having an annoying avatar!

Smon
06-02-2006, 02:36 AM
I ban you for having a FAT avatar!

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 02:39 AM
I ban you for saying hurtful things to my frog- it's not fat it's special!

Smon
06-02-2006, 02:43 AM
I ban you for making excuses!

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 02:52 AM
I ban you for being insensitive!

Smon
06-02-2006, 02:57 AM
I ban you because I'm sowwy...

and I shouldn't be sowwy!

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 03:15 AM
You better be, otherwise fat frogs everywhere will be hunting you down. When you leave the house... they'll be watching, when you sit down to watch T.V... they'll be watching and when you fall asleep... they'll strike!

I ban you cos the frogs are coming! Be afraid.

Smon
06-02-2006, 03:19 AM
I ban because robot frogs beat frogs everytime!

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 03:39 AM
I ban you because I have nothing better to do with my morning than continously ban Smon

Smon
06-02-2006, 03:41 AM
I ban you because it's 2:00 AM here.

swediot=)
06-02-2006, 03:56 AM
i ban you all because this thread is going outta control

Smon
06-02-2006, 04:05 AM
I ban you for the truth.

Scorpicus
06-02-2006, 04:13 AM
I ban you because lemons should never go with limes, yet limes should always go with oranges

Smon
06-02-2006, 05:11 AM
I ban for doubting the lymon.

James Isaac
06-02-2006, 08:23 AM
I ban you for not entering your real location

itchythesamurai
06-02-2006, 04:53 PM
I ban you for having a problem with that! (Wookiee pride!)

Smon
06-02-2006, 06:27 PM
I ban you for not animating the Problem light! IT'S CALLED BLINKING, BOYS!

swediot=)
06-05-2006, 06:50 AM
I ban you because you had the nerve to ban itchythesamurai

Smon
06-05-2006, 12:54 PM
I ban you for not princing over your native lands!

swediot=)
06-05-2006, 12:57 PM
i ban you for assuming i was first inline to the throne. i have no responsibilities..... only perks

Scorpicus
06-06-2006, 07:58 AM
I ban you for using yellow smilies!

Smon
06-06-2006, 01:46 PM
I ban you for discluding Wallace!

Scorpicus
06-06-2006, 02:02 PM
I ban you for having an epilepsy inducing avatar!

swediot=)
06-07-2006, 12:38 AM
i ban you for not dodging the frisbee

Samnmax221
06-07-2006, 02:28 AM
I ban you because its better then a sharp stick in the eye and I should know

swediot=)
06-07-2006, 10:07 AM
yes you should know. but you don't and thats why I ban you

VampireNaomi
06-07-2006, 12:00 PM
I ban you because you Sweds are too good at ice hockey and beat us every single time. Oh, and because "Det glider in" is so stupid and catchy at the same time.

Scorpicus
06-07-2006, 01:05 PM
I ban you because I don't think England even has an Ice hockey team... but if we did I'm sure they'd be kick ass!

swediot=)
06-09-2006, 06:21 AM
I ban you because you Sweds are too good at ice hockey and beat us every single time. Oh, and because "Det glider in" is so stupid and catchy at the same time.


what was that? fisrt nation in history to win the olympic gold medal and the world cup in the same year did you say....

i ban scorpicus for being an ignorant fool. the swedes would take the brits to school. 2 TIMES.

and britain does have an ice hockey team. they even claim they invented the sport. but they also claim to have invented football but averyone knows it was the chinese who invented that.

I'm looking forward to the sweden england match ni the world cup(football).. i wish you luck for you will need it

Scorpicus
06-09-2006, 06:59 AM
I ban you for having the sad delusion that sweden have a chance against the the red lions! Prepare to be crushed!

swediot=)
06-09-2006, 07:01 AM
i ban you for not doing your research...... tell me scorpicus. when whas the last time england beat sweden?

i will answer it for you shall I

are you ready for this

1968

maybe that shocks you and your proud and highly overrated Football nation but it is just facts

Scorpicus
06-09-2006, 12:29 PM
I ban you cos last time I checked (aka. today) England's seeded at a pretty nice 10th in the world, while sissy sweden has been seeded at a woefully worse 16th. But as you said it is just facts...

swediot=)
06-10-2006, 01:17 AM
i ban you for hiding behind your seedings and come the 20th we shall see won't we. good luck for todays game

Smon
06-10-2006, 01:41 AM
I ban you both for considering your countries better then 'Merikuh, land of the taco and McDonalds.

swediot=)
06-10-2006, 02:19 AM
i ban you for thinking tacos and mcd's is better then meatballs and lingon berry jam

Scorpicus
06-16-2006, 01:52 PM
I ban you cos I refuse to let swediot have the last word in this thread!

AdventureLover
06-18-2006, 02:37 AM
I ban you for two reasons. Reason 1: I want to participate, and Reason 2: You're an English Pom

VampireNaomi
06-18-2006, 03:56 AM
I ban you because I haven't seen you in a long time.

AdventureLover
06-18-2006, 04:04 AM
*smiles* And i ban you right back for the same reason.

Samnmax221
06-18-2006, 04:45 PM
I ban you for getting sentimental

swediot=)
06-20-2006, 07:43 AM
I ban you for not letting rudolf in on your reindeer games

AdventureLover
06-20-2006, 07:55 AM
I ban you for making me think about that one for a few seconds before i got it

James Isaac
06-20-2006, 08:09 AM
I ban you for having a reeeeaaally small avatar.

I say, I say
06-20-2006, 08:35 AM
I ban you for having a really big avatar

I say, I say
06-20-2006, 08:36 AM
I ban you for having for using Yahoo Messenger.

VampireNaomi
06-20-2006, 08:59 AM
I ban you for banning yourself.

swediot=)
06-20-2006, 10:13 AM
I ban you for your amazing observational skills

James Isaac
06-20-2006, 04:52 PM
I ban you because I thought England were going to win :(

swediot=)
06-20-2006, 11:26 PM
I ban you for thinking poorly

england was very lucky to get out of that one... they really need to work on protecting corners and throw ins.... sweden hit the crossbar 3 times 1 time there was even a hand ball that made the shot miss the goal and hit cross bar.

very good game. sweden played **** the first half but the second half was very exciting right to the end. once again its 89minute goal madness by the mighty swedes

Frenkieee
06-21-2006, 06:11 AM
I ban you for having the 100(st/th/nd, dunno :)) reply in this topic

Scorpicus
06-22-2006, 10:41 AM
I ban you. I've stapled the reason to the back of my chair.

Smon
06-22-2006, 11:22 AM
I ban because because your avatar looks like something horrible without arms or hair.

Samnmax221
06-22-2006, 11:30 AM
I ban cause Oh no more lemmings!

HK-42
06-22-2006, 11:30 AM
I ban all of you for banning people.

Scorpicus
06-22-2006, 12:57 PM
I ban you for being somewhat hypocritical.

I say, I say
07-05-2006, 11:45 AM
I ban you for being hypocritical of another persons' hypocrisy

VampireNaomi
07-05-2006, 01:38 PM
I ban you for having a good site.

Scorpicus
07-05-2006, 03:12 PM
I ban you. For a reason only known by a goldfish called Dwayne.

Samnmax221
07-05-2006, 03:20 PM
I ban you because you have made me think of Dwayne Dibley

Scorpicus
07-09-2006, 04:30 AM
I ban you cos I don't like my dino avatar.

Shuz
07-09-2006, 08:34 AM
I ban you because I have nothing to say in any other threads

Scorpicus
07-09-2006, 09:08 AM
I ban you for not jumping out of a forty four storey building, singing auld lang syne and trying to gnaw through a rubber chicken.

Smon
07-09-2006, 01:47 PM
I ban you for cursing Google.

...I unban you because the coin landed on good heads.

Scorpicus
07-09-2006, 02:09 PM
I ban you because I want your suit!

James Isaac
07-09-2006, 02:59 PM
I ban you for completing Grim Fandango for the first time without using a walkthrough :smash:

VampireNaomi
07-09-2006, 03:28 PM
I ban you so that we get the game moving so that I can eventually ban Smon because he has these cool Batman: TAS avatars and thingies.

SteveBB
07-09-2006, 03:44 PM
I ban you because you banned James!

itchythesamurai
07-09-2006, 04:18 PM
I ban you because I want to beef up my postcount so I can change that little thingie under my name. Seriously, nothing personal.

Scorpicus
07-09-2006, 04:46 PM
I ban you for spamming!

itchythesamurai
07-09-2006, 05:15 PM
I ban you for making me nauseated by mentioning spam! And no one can ban me for mistakenly using nauseous, because I used the right word!

SteveBB
07-09-2006, 06:47 PM
I ban you so you can ban me so you can beef up your postcount!

Smon
07-09-2006, 07:10 PM
I ban you because Vamp wants my soul! D:

Samnmax221
07-09-2006, 07:21 PM
I ban you because I want to punch a cat in the face

swediot=)
07-09-2006, 07:25 PM
I ban you for plotting to answer the phone before max

Samnmax221
07-09-2006, 07:26 PM
I ban you because you meen Sam

milo
07-09-2006, 11:54 PM
I ban you because I don't know what the hell grim fandango is. And because it's my first time in this forum.

Smon
07-10-2006, 12:46 AM
I ban you because I don't know what the hell grim fandango is. And because it's my first time in this forum.
I ban you for not knowing about the film-noir-esque adventure game based off of mexican folklore.

VampireNaomi
07-10-2006, 02:14 AM
I ban you for abandoning your Nintendogs.

Smon
07-10-2006, 02:26 AM
I ban you for not even mentioning my awesome brain age.

Scorpicus
07-10-2006, 04:15 AM
I ban you for spending way too much time on your DS!

itchythesamurai
07-10-2006, 07:54 AM
I ban you for exploiting younger siblings and putting them on YouTube!

Scorpicus
07-10-2006, 01:12 PM
I ban you because they enjoy it. Or at least I tell them they do! MHAHAHAHAH!!!

James Isaac
07-10-2006, 01:40 PM
I ban you because you have the highest amount of posts in this topic (33), which makes up for 1/3 of your post count

(I didn't count how many posts you had in here, there's a statistics thing which tells you :p

Also - check your emails :))

SteveBB
07-10-2006, 01:58 PM
I ban you because you didn't count the posts but used the statistics thing in stead

Scorpicus
07-10-2006, 02:02 PM
I ban you cause I can't work out weather your avatar is a messed up version of morse code, two fence posts and a tyre, the word "lol" or a stage of meiosis.

SteveBB
07-10-2006, 02:22 PM
I ban you because you can't see it's a guy sticking his hands in the air

itchythesamurai
07-10-2006, 08:08 PM
I ban you because your avatar is almost but not quite metal! \m/

Smon
07-10-2006, 08:10 PM
I ban you because I like doing this: ( - . - ; )

swediot=)
07-10-2006, 08:30 PM
I ban you so that you will stop doing that

milo
07-10-2006, 11:36 PM
I ban you because I just found out how to do this. @(-_-)@
Guess who it is. Cmon, guess.

Smon
07-11-2006, 12:19 AM
I ban you because: ][>:=~+

swediot=)
07-11-2006, 06:50 AM
i ban you then stick a ----|=======> through your heart

just because i don't know what ][>:=~+ has to do with anything

p.s milojmiles
is it princess leia? lol

Smon
07-11-2006, 08:08 AM
I ban you becuase you do not know ][>:=~+ means "Your mother died in a trash compactor and cursed you with her dying breath"

And it probably is Leia, or some kind of teddy bear.

itchythesamurai
07-12-2006, 03:55 PM
I ban you for not continuing to annoy me with ASCII art!

Samnmax221
07-12-2006, 09:53 PM
I ban you because I'm missing out on daytime hours of meeningless talk.

My ****ing replacement fan better get here soon

itchythesamurai
07-12-2006, 10:07 PM
I ban you as a token of good luck so that your replacement fan gets there soon!

Smon
07-12-2006, 10:47 PM
I ban you because banning is UNLUCKY!

milo
07-13-2006, 02:34 AM
I ban you because you couldn't recognize FRICKING PRINCESS LEIA when you see her. And because I can't believe this thread hasn't been closed yet. It's pure spam. I can practically eat this thread with a sandwich for god's sake. Are there any moderators in this dark little corner of LF?

Smon
07-13-2006, 02:48 AM
I ban you because my sandwiches are made of bologna.

Scorpicus
07-13-2006, 03:12 AM
I ban you for reading Tim Schafer's blog and sending in Animal Crossing pics!

Smon
07-13-2006, 03:59 AM
I ban you for reading Tim Schafer's blog and sending in Animal Crossing pics!
I'm just that awesome.

I ban you for banning me for being awesome! ...ban.

Shuz
07-13-2006, 08:50 AM
I ban you because your name backwards is 'noms'

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 08:29 PM
I ban you because MMMM crunchy frog

itchythesamurai
07-13-2006, 08:55 PM
I ban you for referencing Monty Python! (At least it wasn't from The Holy Grail though.)

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 09:01 PM
I ban you because it is perfectly acceptable to reference Monty Python ass long as you reference "The Flying Circus"

itchythesamurai
07-13-2006, 09:50 PM
I ban you for saying "ass long!" (And for making me realize how immature I am for snorting at that.)

Samnmax221
07-13-2006, 10:42 PM
I ban you because I can't ****ing type with this laptop

milo
07-14-2006, 01:44 AM
I ban you for hating laptops. Seriously, I love them. I don't know why you don't like them. I prefer having shallow keys over the deeper ones on a normal keyboard. Feels vera nice.

Scorpicus
07-14-2006, 02:37 AM
I ban you cos I agree (Woo! 5th page!)

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 02:39 AM
I ban you cause I was quickest on the New Post button

Scorpicus
07-14-2006, 04:28 AM
I ban you cos you are online/not online

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 04:31 AM
I ban you because man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress

itchythesamurai
07-14-2006, 04:58 AM
I ban you for demanding popcorn chicken from me! (Editor's note: see Sam and Max board. Actually, don't go there. It's a dark and lonely place.)

Scorpicus
07-14-2006, 12:55 PM
I bna you for mentioning the artificial monster that is popcorn chicken!!

milo
07-14-2006, 02:04 PM
I ban you because popcorn chicken is quite tasty. And because I like the Sam and Max forum, because it's a wonderful un-moderated little place to spew about anything and nobody cares.

Samnmax221
07-14-2006, 04:05 PM
I ban you because sometimes Metalus comes in and tells us we are jerks after a very sexist or emo-phobic joke is told, although you've got the main idea down.

itchythesamurai
07-14-2006, 10:29 PM
I ban you because I'm sad that Metallus hasn't poked his self-righteous head into our side of the pond in a while!

milo
07-17-2006, 01:27 AM
I ban you for a +1 post count.

itchythesamurai
07-17-2006, 05:02 AM
I ban you for totally leaving yourself wide open for a ban!

Samnmax221
07-17-2006, 05:05 AM
I ban you because I know exactly where you are by using your profile, I will stalk you forever or untill I get bored or fall asleep

itchythesamurai
07-17-2006, 05:33 AM
I ban you because it's about damn time that I got a male stalker. Waitaminute, I like women. Scratch that, I ban you for shaking the foundations of my sexuality!

King Dando
07-17-2006, 02:23 PM
I ban you because I was not even aware that this thread existed until 34.52 seconds ago

James Isaac
07-17-2006, 02:42 PM
I ban you because I wish I could play the Grim Fandango songs on guitar but I can't

Smon
07-17-2006, 03:17 PM
I ban you as a cheap plug for Muerto Amigos, my webcomic! (http://www.drunkduck.com/Muerto_Amigos/)

Scorpicus
07-17-2006, 04:23 PM
I abn you because my crayons melted.

Smon
07-17-2006, 04:47 PM
I ban you because you can't spell ban.

King Dando
07-18-2006, 06:15 AM
I ban you because a small bug has somehow got inside my flatscreen monitor and I can never get it out

Scorpicus
07-18-2006, 07:21 AM
I abn you because its not me spelling it wrong - its you reading it wrong! abn!! abn!!

itchythesamurai
07-18-2006, 08:50 AM
I ban you because I have an addiction to banning. It's a cry for help.

King Dando
07-18-2006, 09:11 AM
I ban you because I have nothing better to do

Ray Jones
07-18-2006, 09:49 AM
I ban Ana for being a bad pun.

itchythesamurai
07-18-2006, 10:00 AM
I ban you for banning a woman! Seriously, if they caught you doing that in public in the Middle East, they'd kill you. It's a habit you need to break.

Scorpicus
07-18-2006, 12:11 PM
I ban you because I am locked in a small metal cage with only my laptop and a wireless internet connection for entertainment so... BAN!!

King Dando
07-18-2006, 05:55 PM
I ban you because my last post on this thread wasn't that exciting to read

itchythesamurai
07-18-2006, 10:34 PM
I ban you because I crave attention. I want someone to ban me, I've been a naughty boy.

Samnmax221
07-18-2006, 10:38 PM
I ban you because it wasn't my fan that was blown, ohno it was my ****ing motherbaord.

Smon
07-18-2006, 10:40 PM
I ban you because AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sux2BU.

itchythesamurai
07-18-2006, 11:04 PM
I ban you for taunting Samnmax221!

Smon
07-18-2006, 11:22 PM
I ban you because you live on a fictional planet.

itchythesamurai
07-18-2006, 11:37 PM
I ban you for hating on the Wookiee homeworld! As if being enslaved by the Empire wasn't bad enough...

MJ
07-19-2006, 12:10 AM
I ban you for having me a username that I misread, therefore thinking you're a cross between the dinosaur-age fish Ithyosaurus and a martial artist! A marine monster with knowledge of the martial arts is not cool!!

milo
07-19-2006, 01:28 AM
I ban you because that actually is WAY F***ING COOL.

MJ
07-19-2006, 01:40 AM
I ban you for naming yourself after an energy drink!!

itchythesamurai
07-19-2006, 02:13 AM
I ban you for making me feel good about my username and because I've had Milo before and it was alright. (The drink's okay too.)

MJ
07-19-2006, 02:14 AM
I ban you for having an avatar that makes me want to cross my legs and cringe!

itchythesamurai
07-19-2006, 02:16 AM
I ban you for not embracing testicular torsion awareness!

MJ
07-19-2006, 02:19 AM
I ban you for embracing it a little too eagerly!

itchythesamurai
07-19-2006, 02:51 AM
I ban you because you made me wince at a gruesome mental image and it felt like things had come full circle. I hate it when that happens.

King Dando
07-19-2006, 11:01 AM
I ban you because banning you seems relevent at this particular time

itchythesamurai
07-19-2006, 11:13 AM
I ban you for misspelling 'relevant'! (And to swoop in and take over Vocabulor's duties.)

King Dando
07-19-2006, 11:16 AM
I ban you for making me aware that I can't spell relevent.........Oh :(

itchythesamurai
07-19-2006, 11:57 AM
I ban you to help take your mind off of your spelling inadequacies!

King Dando
07-19-2006, 03:03 PM
I ban you to further help take my mind off of my spelling inadequacies!

Scorpicus
07-19-2006, 04:02 PM
I ban you for existing in this galaxy. The galaxy across the street is much nicer...

MJ
07-19-2006, 07:00 PM
I ban you for having a nickname that makes me miss Farscape. :(

itchythesamurai
07-20-2006, 02:25 AM
I ban you for showing weakness in public. Get yourself together, soldier!

Scorpicus
07-20-2006, 02:51 AM
I ban you for several logical reasons that don't belong in this thread.

itchythesamurai
07-20-2006, 09:02 AM
I ban you for even mentioning logic in this thread. What were you thinking?

Nick Virago
07-20-2006, 09:11 AM
I ban you cause you have Max in your avatar, and I like SAM!!!


(Gee, I wonder what I'm gonna be banned for....)

Scorpicus
07-20-2006, 10:16 AM
I ban you for predicting that I would ban you for a reason invloving a duck costume, a stapler, a mouldy sandwhich and a bucket with two holes in it!

King Dando
07-20-2006, 10:48 AM
I ban you because I'm lashing out at the world

itchythesamurai
07-20-2006, 11:59 AM
I ban you in an attempt to get you to realize that the world isn't such a bad place. Now that you are banned, you'll have time to find yourself and achieve inner peace.

Scorpicus
07-20-2006, 12:20 PM
I ban you for impersonating a buddist monk!

itchythesamurai
07-20-2006, 12:41 PM
I not only ban you for misspelling Buddhist, but also for a lack of capitalization! Most disrespectful!

Nick Virago
07-20-2006, 02:46 PM
I ban you to get you guys to realize that it's absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to make a good sequel to GF.

MJ
07-20-2006, 04:53 PM
I ban you for lying about a Grim Fandango movie.

Can we ban him for that?

MJ
07-20-2006, 05:01 PM
I ban myself for being a twat and not letting something go.

Sorry. Bad morning.

Nick Virago
07-22-2006, 04:13 PM
I ban you for not banning me for that the first time I predicted you would.

swediot=)
07-22-2006, 04:36 PM
i ban you because i cannpt find my gloves and i just need someone to blame

MJ
07-25-2006, 09:26 PM
I ban you because I can't find a suitable internet plan and it's frustrating :(

Samnmax221
07-25-2006, 09:29 PM
I ban you because I have the greatest urge to make a mean joke about Marc Cohn getting shot

milo
07-26-2006, 01:07 AM
^^^
I ban you for ****ing up LF.
I ban you because I can't find a suitable internet plan and it's frustrating :(
Broadband is the only way to go. Even if it takes an arm and a leg.

MJ
07-26-2006, 01:17 AM
I ban you for banning me even though I've already been banned.

And FYI, I have broadband. I'm looking up plans for a friend. She's a uni student on a strict budget with little needs for broadband.

Samnmax221
07-26-2006, 01:22 AM
I ban you cuz I do what I want
And FYI, I have broadband. I'm looking up plans for a friend. She's a uni student on a strict budget with little needs for broadband.
But, porn takes forever with dail up

itchythesamurai
07-26-2006, 09:02 AM
I ban you for being a free-spirit, and we can't have those running around loose here.

Nick Virago
07-26-2006, 01:14 PM
I ban you for being oppresive against free-spirits

itchythesamurai
07-26-2006, 01:43 PM
I ban you for sticking up for Samnmax221!

Frenkieee
07-26-2006, 06:33 PM
I ban you because I have to study for re-exams whilst it is 34 degrees Celsius outside, and it ain't very much cooler inside.

Off-topic: I typed whilst here, is that correct? Could you explain the difference between while and whilst for me? And for that matter, when should I use who and when should I use whom?

Or should I www.just****inggoogleit.com

swediot=)
07-26-2006, 07:04 PM
I ban you for not www.just****inggoogleit.com in the first place

I think whom is more formal then who. I know you use it in more formal situations and like in the letters to anyone that always say To whom it may concern. im not really sure when to use whilst

milo
07-27-2006, 12:03 AM
I ban you because it doesn't make a difference which one you use. 'While', and 'whilst' can both be used, it doesn't matter. Though 'who' and 'whom' can't be used interchangebly. 'Who' is used when it's the subject of a sentence, and 'whom' is used when it's a direct or indirect object.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-27-2006, 01:27 AM
I ban you for being a grammer (c wot i did thar) nazi.

Frenkieee
07-27-2006, 04:13 AM
'Who' is used when it's the subject of a sentence, and 'whom' is used when it's a direct or indirect object..
Thanks. I decided to Google it too, for some examples, and it all makes sense now.

Samnmax221
07-27-2006, 04:15 AM
I ban you for not banning

itchythesamurai
07-27-2006, 09:38 AM
I ban you for calling someone out for being off-topic!

Nick Virago
07-27-2006, 10:13 AM
I ban you for banning Samnmax221 and telling me that I stick up for him.

itchythesamurai
07-27-2006, 03:08 PM
I ban you for dwelling on the past, Nick. The time is now!

Samnmax221
07-27-2006, 04:23 PM
I ban you cause it's now

Nick Virago
07-27-2006, 06:01 PM
I ban you in order to get you guys to realize that we have been playing this silly game for six pages, maybe it's time to create a new one.

Smon
07-27-2006, 06:03 PM
I ban you because that's heresay!

Scorpicus
07-29-2006, 03:02 PM
I ban you cos I havn't banned anyone in a week and I'm getting withdrawel symtons *twitch* *spasm* *twitch*

milo
07-29-2006, 05:04 PM
I ban you because they make pills for that now.

Samnmax221
07-29-2006, 05:57 PM
I ban you, cause it's called cialis.

MJ
07-31-2006, 12:43 AM
I ban you for not spelling eels properly. It's a four letter word, figure it out!

itchythesamurai
07-31-2006, 11:54 PM
I ban you because Samnmax221's already been banned for that.

MJ
08-02-2006, 02:06 AM
Really? Ah well, at least he's finally gotten the message.

Incidently, martial artist monster fish man, I ban you. So there.

Samnmax221
08-02-2006, 05:09 AM
I ban you cause Al Sharpton told me too

Nick Virago
08-02-2006, 09:17 AM
I ban you for blaming Al Sharpton!

itchythesamurai
08-03-2006, 01:57 AM
I ban you because I'm eating the new extreme Hot Tamales cinnamon candies and they are burning my esophagus.