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Nute Gunray
01-01-2001, 04:00 AM
After a careful inspection of my room, I have discovered I have no 2001 calendar. Therefore, I decree that today be labeled Nutember 1. This extra day will allow me time to purchase a calendar and then our traditional calendar system may be restored. Although, Feb. 29th 2004 won't happen, as that day was used early as Nutember 1, 2000.
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Darth Sceltor
01-01-2001, 04:12 AM
I have nary a 2001 calendar either.

Nitro
01-01-2001, 04:21 AM
Wow! Same here! I'm gettin worried!

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Darth Sceltor
01-01-2001, 04:52 AM
I'll dig up a 1987 calendar or something and change all the dates and use it. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Thrawn
01-01-2001, 02:30 PM
i have 3 already
a star wars calenday, a snoopycalendar, and a trivia calendar

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JR2000Z
01-01-2001, 05:10 PM
I got an 007 calander yesterday.It had pics from Live and Let Die, For Your Eyes Only, The World is Not Enough, Goldeneye, Dr. No,Goldfinger,From Russia With Love,Thunderball and others.

Taarkin
01-01-2001, 06:33 PM
I have a 1999 cat callender under my "mousepad" somewhere...

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Falconguy
01-01-2001, 06:58 PM
I don't think I'm gonna name it 'Nutember", but maybe "the day I need to buy a calendar" 1st.




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JR2000Z
01-01-2001, 07:02 PM
JR2000Ztember.

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garyah99
01-01-2001, 07:11 PM
How about NUTember 1st??? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Thrawn
01-01-2001, 07:19 PM
Thrawnril

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Darth Sceltor
01-01-2001, 08:50 PM
Sceltober.

Assassin
01-01-2001, 10:00 PM
Assuary

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Darth Sceltor
01-01-2001, 10:26 PM
Shorten it to Assy. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral Zaarin
01-02-2001, 12:07 AM
How about Zaarinuary?

Zargon
01-02-2001, 05:28 AM
How about May???

Nitro
01-02-2001, 01:10 PM
Nitril

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Nute Gunray
01-02-2001, 04:57 PM
When I assume total control of the Earth, I'm going to do something NO ONE ELSE (aside from the global domination thing) has ever done: had the guts to actuallly name a day after themselves. Julius Caesar and Caesar Augustus might have thought they were "all that" when they named months after themselves, but that month comes but once a year. What if every seven days you had "Nuteday" instead of "Friday."
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Gold leader
01-02-2001, 06:48 PM
Golday. No, that sounds too good.

Vark111
01-02-2001, 06:56 PM
A day? Nah. I'll name the *planet* after myself!!! The planet Vark... Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? Oh, and, uh... The first born male of every household will be named after me as well...

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Nute Gunray
01-02-2001, 07:01 PM
I already have a star named after me. I looked up and thought, "heck, i'll pick that one. It's "Nute" now."

Gold leader
01-02-2001, 07:05 PM
Right now I could name a galaxy after me. If I could see one. Heck, I'll just pick our galaxy.
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Psycho Tycho
01-02-2001, 07:29 PM
Tychost

Flying Beastie
01-03-2001, 12:41 PM
I have a 2001 calendar, but not the one I wanted: Star TRek: Ships of the Line features CGI renderings of all the ships and stations with tonnes more detail than in the shows or movies.

Has anyone else considered conquering star systems in someone else's name?

When/if I ever get a girlfriend, I'm planning to offer her her own star system. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

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Vark111
01-03-2001, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Flying Beastie:
When/if I ever get a girlfriend, I'm planning to offer her her own star system

No, no, no. What if you break up? Then there you are stuck ruling a star system with your ex-girlfriend's name! Get a license plate frame instead. They're cheaper and you won't mind throwing them away. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'?

Admiral
01-03-2001, 11:15 PM
We should have a month devoted to XWA, and each day named after a person.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Nute Gunray
01-03-2001, 11:34 PM
I have purchased a Weekly World News Desktop calendar. Our standard date system may be restored.

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Thrawn
01-04-2001, 12:17 AM
and so ends our fun...

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JR2000Z
01-04-2001, 01:15 AM
He has to learn how to use it first.

Nitro
01-04-2001, 02:18 AM
I finally got my calender!!!!!

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Hey.
I am not a 'pigeon' or a '****hawk',
And I don't 'drive planes' or bark commands.
I don't wear bowls, beanbags, or odd things on my head,
Although I am certain they are really, really... comfortable.
I'm in a Squadron, not a Corps.

I speak to my Cadets - not scream at them;
And I polish my boots, not my shaved head.
I can proudly wear my blue uniform and wedge.
I have a Warrent Officer First Class, not a "Chief" or a "Gunny"
Recruits, not 'New Entrys';

And that flying is a truly proud and noble profession!
A wedge is a hat; a thermal is an air movement;
And it's called 'a boot' - not 'an unpolished shoe';
It is one of the largest services,
The only one with morale,
And the best Cadet unit of all!

MY NAME IS RYAN!
AND I AM AN AIR CADET!!!