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Nute Gunray
01-11-2001, 05:54 AM
No, I'm not starting this post with the intention of claiming to be leaving or something. Although I did claim to be leaving numerous times over all sorts of reasons ranging from some chick to carpal tunnel (Luckily that pain in my wrist went away on it's own). No quirky alter ego will be spawned from this post, such as the legendary Lurking Nute that actually outposted some regulars.
I had originally intended to wait for post #6000 to do this, but I got bored of waiting. I feel that the name Nute Gunray has become type cast, almost a gimmick. Originally, I had decided to go with a Star Wars-y name because I was going to be a productive member of the mission editing scene, but I got too lazy and just started to post here.
"Get to the ^&@#ing point!" you yell.
Well here it is: I'm retiring the name Nute Gunray. Post number 5753 shall be the last one (unless the forum cookie gets messed up or something) for this name. Sometime tomorrow, my NEW IDENTITY will appear before your very eyes.

Nute Gunray
June 23, 1999-January 11, 2001
No I didn't die mortals. This is not a tombstone.

Well, I test drove my new name, so this is the end of the line for this one. Oh yeah, please don't delete this user. It's, like, historic.

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The virtues of Pokemon are lost in a sea of animal warfare and Nurse Joy's miniskirt.

GUNNER
01-11-2001, 06:34 AM
R.I.P. Nute Gunray.

See you on the other side.

milkshake
01-11-2001, 06:40 AM
Now the speculation grows as to what his new name will be...

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milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Poor Bastard
01-11-2001, 01:37 PM
The virtues of Pokemon are lost in a sea of animal warfare and Nurse Joy's miniskirt.

l33t.

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

K_Kinnison
01-11-2001, 02:10 PM
I know his new name http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

Zargon
01-11-2001, 05:23 PM
whaddoya wnat? a cookie?

/me thinks I shall go shoot some arrows at unsuspecting <s>newbies</s> deer

Rogue Nine
01-11-2001, 05:30 PM
Good riddance.

JR2000Z
01-11-2001, 06:28 PM
BAN HIS IP!!!!BAN HIS IP NOW!!!!!!

Plasmo
01-11-2001, 07:31 PM
All I have to say is wow, I got to meet the legendary Nute Gunray before his historic end on post number 5753!! I'll never be the same again!!

Rogue Nine
01-11-2001, 07:34 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BIG MISTAKE, Plasmo!!! NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, INFLATE Nute's EGO!!!

Archer
01-11-2001, 08:25 PM
BUWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Darth Sceltor
01-11-2001, 08:27 PM
OH GOD!!! EVEN THE DEAD EGO CAN GROW!!!!


*smothers*

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"I believe it's my God given right
To destroy everything in my sight
Cause it never gets dull, it never gets old
The only thing it gets is more bold."
--One Fine Day, by THE OFFSPRING

Darth Sceltor
The Outer Rim (http://outer_rim.tripod.com)
Jedi Master Plo Koon (http://masterkoon.tripod.com)

Ike
01-11-2001, 09:22 PM
this is the only time i will say this and actually mean it while at the same time have it come true:


*kills Nute*

Taarkin
01-11-2001, 10:05 PM
That was probably one of the best non-dirty GIF-related posts ever, Ikey.

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

Official forum Psychic

Zoom Rabbit
01-11-2001, 10:27 PM
Gonna retire your name, eh? Not like I ('Imladil') haven't considered doing that at one time...

But you will still be a twisted space frog as far as I'm concerned! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif [i] Disguises mean nothing.

So it is Archer now, right?

Kinnisons bomb
01-11-2001, 10:37 PM
You want a peice of me?

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Ergo Curgo Boom

Vanbusskirk
01-11-2001, 10:40 PM
You want a piece of me!?!

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*Hack* Hey KIM! *slash* Arn't we *Grunt* having fun yet?

K_Kinnison
01-11-2001, 10:41 PM
Hey Ole' Buzz.. you dumb hard nosed valarian.

hows it been?

Archer
01-11-2001, 10:43 PM
Yes, it's Archer now. If it were 1985 or something, I would be "more radical" than Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, and...um...another Tom Cruise as depicted in Top Gun.

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Maybe this year will be better than the last.
Email me at ireallywishiwas@europe.com . Now.

Admiral
01-11-2001, 11:35 PM
this be a happy day.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Gold leader
01-12-2001, 11:37 AM
Technicallly, Archer is a newbie. And you know what that means. *kicks Archer*

Archer
01-12-2001, 02:52 PM
HI!!! I AM NEW!!!!
I KNOW SAM *WAVES* HI SAM HE IS A FRIEND OF MINE
>vague assinine comments here<

Archer
01-12-2001, 02:52 PM
forgot my sig

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Maybe this year will be better than the last.
Email me at ireallywishiwas@europe.com . Now.

jehh
01-13-2001, 08:16 PM
Rest in peace. Never knew you, but I wish you a great final jump...

Now just set that hyperdrive to automatic, point your ship to the outer rim, and jump...

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif Jason

KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN
01-13-2001, 09:17 PM
w00t, Nutes gone!!!!

*kicks Archer*

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

garyah99
01-14-2001, 12:47 AM
Thus we witness the passing of an era. I, for one, will miss NUTE. The name NUTE GUNRAY was almost synonomous(sp?) with XWA. RIP Nute. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by garyah99 (edited January 15, 2001).]

Nute Gunray
01-14-2001, 03:33 AM
It would appear the world is not yet ready for the higher form of life that is Archer. Back to human form I guess. I despise this lower form of intelligence...but whatever works for the mortals... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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The virtues of Pokemon are lost in a sea of animal warfare and Nurse Joy's miniskirt.

Admiral
01-14-2001, 03:37 AM
hes back http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

K_Kinnison
01-14-2001, 04:44 PM
Milky i want my $5 back, you lost the bet

Darth Sceltor
01-14-2001, 05:00 PM
A HAH!! I knew it. The following a semi-direct quote from a conversation I had with n00t:

Darth Sceltor says:
*Sees vision of Nute Gunray coming out of retirement*

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Ike
01-14-2001, 05:40 PM
damn. and thing were going so well. there was light at the end of the tunnel!


i could ban Nute Gunray for you so you don't get tempted to use him again...

Darth Sceltor
01-14-2001, 07:10 PM
hehe

Nute Gunray
01-14-2001, 07:57 PM
Back to reality, I suppose.

K_Kinnison
01-14-2001, 08:30 PM
/me starts a chant

BAN NUTE! BAN NUTE! BAN UTE!

Rogue Nine
01-14-2001, 10:24 PM
You suck, Noot.

Zoom Rabbit
01-14-2001, 11:42 PM
*Sings*

'Noot-noot nootie-noot, nootle nootle noot-noot...!'

(Point: 'Archer' would have been less fun to make fun of. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

Thrawn
01-15-2001, 12:34 AM
It was too good to be true http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Zargon
01-15-2001, 12:45 AM
*snicker*

garyah99
01-15-2001, 04:38 PM
Glad to see that didn't last long!! Actually I used to work with a person with the last name of Archer. VERY bad experience http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif! Darn near ruined my military career.

Nute Gunray
01-15-2001, 06:39 PM
how odd

Vark111
01-15-2001, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by garyah99:
Darn near ruined my military career.

Yeah? Well, speaking for myself, posting with Nute has darn near ruined my hair.

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'?

Darth Sceltor
01-15-2001, 08:30 PM
huh?

Darth Sceltor
01-15-2001, 08:30 PM
huh?

Taarkin
01-15-2001, 08:35 PM
Nute did not come to an end. Therefore, Nute is not a good thing.

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

Official forum Psychic

Psycho Tycho
01-15-2001, 09:44 PM
*snicker*

Poor Bastard
01-15-2001, 09:48 PM
*eats a bar of snickers*

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

Zoom Rabbit
01-16-2001, 05:29 AM
*Throws a box of Snickers bars at Nute's head.)*

This forum is way too predictable. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Gold leader
01-16-2001, 11:54 AM
Them reptiles lack self-control. It's a miracle they aren't extinct yet. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Rogue Nine
01-16-2001, 06:59 PM
Buh?

Gold leader
01-16-2001, 08:11 PM
I was talking about Nute, fuzzball.

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Gold leader:
I was talking about Nute, fuzzball.

Please do not refer to R9 as "fuzzball". That is not nice. I could hurt his feelings. Please refer to him as "jackass". It will piss him off, and will be source of much entertainment to me...

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...<font size=1>

[This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited January 16, 2001).]

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 08:31 PM
Someone take PB hostage. so that i may SHOOTS TEH HOSTAGE!!!@

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 08:34 PM
TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 08:44 PM
WHAT YOU SAY

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 08:50 PM
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 08:52 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 08:53 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 08:55 PM
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 08:59 PM
MOVE ALL 'ZIG'!

Rogue Nine
01-16-2001, 09:00 PM
Nute, go away.

Vark111
01-16-2001, 09:01 PM
Boys, please. Enough with the something waffle stuff. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'?

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 09:01 PM
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB !!!

Zargon
01-16-2001, 09:01 PM
buh?

<font size=1>

[This message has been edited by Zargon (edited January 16, 2001).]

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 09:05 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 09:06 PM
WE GET SIGNAL

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 09:08 PM
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

Nute Gunray
01-16-2001, 09:10 PM
IT'S YOU

Poor Bastard
01-16-2001, 09:12 PM
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!

Rogue Nine
01-16-2001, 09:29 PM
Spammers...

Vark111
01-16-2001, 09:50 PM
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ruinkai/spam1.gif

JR2000Z
01-17-2001, 03:11 AM
Great Gravy!
KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN is back somehow!

Flying Beastie
01-17-2001, 04:14 PM
Spam and gravy?

Gee, I missed not falling for Nute's metamorphosis into a higher form of life. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif


Nute Gunray Digivolve to . . . Archer!

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"Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant."

garyah99
01-17-2001, 04:42 PM
If Nute were twins he could evolve into Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Rogue Nine
01-17-2001, 05:01 PM
Good Lord forbid...

JR2000Z
01-17-2001, 06:53 PM
And will eventually grow into a Nute army.
The results will be devistating!

Nute Gunray
01-17-2001, 06:54 PM
i have an amusing picture i will scan later to use as my revenge.

Rogue Nine
01-17-2001, 06:56 PM
Oh God help us all...

Plasmo
01-17-2001, 07:02 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif

JR2000Z
01-18-2001, 12:36 AM
Quick!Whats his weakness?

Zargon
01-18-2001, 12:37 AM
oh god

Zoom Rabbit
01-18-2001, 09:03 AM
Space frogs are terrified of peanut butter. Smear peanut butter on your monitors now!

KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN
01-18-2001, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by JR2000Z:
Great Gravy!
KNIGHT_FEDAYKIN is back somehow!



glad someone noticed http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Admiral
01-18-2001, 09:28 PM
Hint, we noticed by ingnored.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Psycho Tycho
01-18-2001, 10:03 PM
*(Smears some peanut butter on monitor)*

Dang you, Zoom. It didn't work. May I suggest jelly? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
01-19-2001, 12:39 AM
Take spoons and dig out your eyes, then it might work. Trust me http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

*see R9 going for the spoons*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
01-19-2001, 01:25 AM
Now with my eyeballs out of my sockets, I cant see a thing! Now how am I supposed to fight?

Admiral
01-19-2001, 01:37 AM
after that you hit your eye like golf balls and see if you can find them.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Poor Bastard
01-20-2001, 08:06 PM
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~jimb/aybabtu/5bux.gif

Also, notice new sig.

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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

Zoom Rabbit
01-20-2001, 08:24 PM
*!*

<font size=1>Yorp. Squeak.</font>

Darth Sceltor
01-20-2001, 10:58 PM
I don't get it.

Psycho Tycho
01-20-2001, 11:19 PM
Same here, Scelt.

TheRogue 3000
01-20-2001, 11:42 PM
I think PB's incredibly dumb.

(I just love surprises.)

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Official Forum Lord of Salmon
It's fun!

Psycho Tycho
01-20-2001, 11:54 PM
A R3K? Doody!

Admiral
01-21-2001, 01:33 AM
that has to be it PB is the dumbist person alive.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Zoom Rabbit
01-21-2001, 06:47 AM
*Ahem.* Written correctly, that last post would be:

"That has to be it; PB is the dumbest person alive."

Don't leave yourself wide open like that... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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'Don't shoot--Your sister's in the cockpit with me!'

(Customized taunt #227)

Admiral
01-21-2001, 04:52 PM
I never did like english http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
01-21-2001, 06:05 PM
That must be some of the counterfeit drug money PB makes in his spare time.

JR2000Z
01-21-2001, 07:03 PM
And I thought I was dumb.
I guess I cant be that bad then.