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BrianJedi
01-28-2001, 02:24 AM
Mauahaahahahahahahahahahahahha! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif a new place to post utterly pointless things in! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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I smell funny

Darth Sceltor
01-28-2001, 02:31 AM
Not another one!

*Kicks newbie in the head*

Admiral
01-28-2001, 02:32 AM
read newbie handbook.

*whips out sword*

*shoots "let the hunt begin."

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
01-28-2001, 02:34 AM
Yes, read the Newbie Handbook before you attract any more pain to yourself.

Admiral
01-28-2001, 02:37 AM
why didn't you run.

*ties newbie to a stake, puts wood by his feet, lights the wood burning newbie*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
01-28-2001, 02:39 AM
Here Newbie, hold this.

*Hands Newbie bundle of TNT*

Admiral
01-28-2001, 02:41 AM
*plays william tell with newbie* trust me I've done this before.

*gets drunk aims with bow, hits newbie's forhead* see told you I wouldn't miss.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Thrawn
01-28-2001, 02:46 AM
Please tell me that you are not from England or one of Milky's friends. If you are....well...it's been nice knowing ya.

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Darth Sceltor
01-28-2001, 02:46 AM
*Hands Newbie 2 molded pieces of Uranium*

When I say, slam these to pieces of metal together really hard. But not until I'm way far away. Got it?

Admiral
01-28-2001, 02:49 AM
tells newbie to stand next to blood stained wall.

don't move trusted me. I never miss. Throws a knife into newbies hand, foot, and hits his ear.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
01-28-2001, 02:54 AM
Here newbie, go swimming in this "special water".

*Pushes newbie into vat of sulfuric acid.*

Admiral
01-28-2001, 02:56 AM
here newbie you can pet these doggies.

*locks newbie into pen with hungry wild wolves*

[This message has been edited by Admiral (edited January 27, 2001).]

Darth Sceltor
01-28-2001, 02:58 AM
Did I mention that those wolves are horny too???

*Slathers female wolf in heat scent on newbie*

Admiral
01-28-2001, 03:03 AM
Newbie escapes, but is captured again.

*attaches newbie to bunjee cord and dumps honey on him.. then lets him bounce over a vat filled with angry bullet ants*

*laughs as the bullet ants crawl all over the newbie and bite him*

in case you don't know take a fire ant's bite and increase the pain 10 times and you have bullet ants.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Assassin
01-28-2001, 03:25 AM
*kicks noobie in the groind* haha..this is fun

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ummm....i was going to say something

Zoom Rabbit
01-28-2001, 06:45 AM
Hiya, BJ!

*Beams what is left of newbian into the center of the sun. Changes the local gravitational constants so the sun goes supernova on cue.*

<font size=1>It should be newbian, since it's an actual Star Wars term (TPM, meaning from the planet Naboo.)</font> http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Zoom Monster
01-28-2001, 12:48 PM
GREEP!

*(Sixty-foot biker death rabbit, drooling rabid goo from meter-long fangs, takes the very notion of our Newbian and stomps it into nonexistance.)*

SMASH!

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"Zoom Monster like smash!"

Psycho Tycho
01-28-2001, 02:15 PM
*(Takes out a shotgun.)*

Get yur ace off our forum. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Oh mah goodness!"-SNL
-PsYcHo
Official Forum Psycho

JR2000Z
01-28-2001, 04:13 PM
Ill go get Jar Jar!

Admiral
01-28-2001, 05:02 PM
*takes newbie and pushes into a vaccum. watches explosive decompression.*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Nute Gunray
01-28-2001, 05:39 PM
it's "Nubian" and from Nubia. If you're from Naboo, you're a Naboo. I gathered that from "Queen of the Naboo" and the fact that the Nubian hyperdrive wasn't designed or built by Naboo and was imported http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif
I know everything about Naboo. it IS where my queen is from...

Psycho Tycho
01-28-2001, 06:39 PM
Noobies suck. Period.

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"Oh mah goodness!"-SNL
-PsYcHo
Official Forum Psycho

milkshake
01-28-2001, 07:31 PM
Who are you?

Admiral
01-28-2001, 08:16 PM
*grabs darts, and toss them at the newbie*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
01-28-2001, 09:41 PM
We needed a new dart board. OK,the nose will be 50 points, eyes 45, and if you hit him in the groin...Im not taking that dart out.Nuff' said. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Zoom Rabbit
01-29-2001, 12:09 AM
Philology debate! Yippee!

A Nubian is, yes, from Nubia...which is a region to the south of ancient Egypt. Here. On Earth. Several thousand years ago. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

So. Obviously, when Watto comments on the 'Nubian' ship, he isn't saying that the ship was built by bronze age mechanics from the Sudan (all of which are, supposedly, far in the future from the time of Star Wars.) The term he's using appears to be a handy rearranging of the awkward word 'Nabooian,' which fits less handily into everyday speech. I suppose the correct spelling would be 'Noobian,' but spelling it 'Newbian' is much more amusing for our purposes here.

No bronze age space cruisers, please. So, what do you think BJ? BJ...?

Aw. We scared him off. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

JR2000Z
01-29-2001, 12:25 AM
Everybody knew that.

Nute Gunray
01-29-2001, 03:13 AM
i'm sticking with what i said...i read it in the Visual Dictionary http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

yup, page 7 http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited January 28, 2001).]