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Mercury Man
01-29-2001, 08:38 AM
Cordial Greetings!!!

This is Mercury Man, aka the Duke, and i know what you all think about me, but I have seen the light, and im sorry for all the wrong i have done in the past.

Also, i wish to concur that milkshake IS gay

Zoom Rabbit
01-29-2001, 09:13 AM
*(Cuts off Duke's head.)*

I wish to concur that is turkey is dead.

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

chewie's hairbrush
01-29-2001, 09:57 AM
Also, i wish to concur that milkshake IS gay


You haven't seen the light at all. Please go away.

Nute Gunray
01-29-2001, 01:58 PM
i wish that you die. for real. actually cease your life functions in reality.

milkshake
01-29-2001, 03:22 PM
I'm rrrreeeeaaaaalllllyyyy sorry guys, I'm not happy about this one bit. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif

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Self proclaimed Forum Drunk
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Rogue Nine
01-29-2001, 03:38 PM
Okay, I hate noobies.

When will this **** end?

JR2000Z
01-29-2001, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Jabba the Hunt: i have a gay friend and that was really what started it milkshake told his parents that this friend of mine was gay and his parents thought that he was trying to introduce them to the fact that he was gay.

His stroy was better then yours.I cant shake the feeling that this friend is you.

JR2000Z
01-29-2001, 05:24 PM
Not that Im against that but...

Admiral
01-29-2001, 07:18 PM
If you saw the light you wouldn't have posted this know would you.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Darth Sceltor
01-29-2001, 07:24 PM
Duke, I'm actually glad you returned, because there's a pressing question I've been meaning to ask you--

<font size="5">How's your Fleet in Planetarion?????</font>


I rock.

JR2000Z
01-29-2001, 07:29 PM
New orders: Sceltors a traider.Kill him too.

Admiral
01-29-2001, 07:31 PM
ha ha. I know http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral
01-29-2001, 10:31 PM
begins the newbie bashing.

*takes water soaks newbie, then makes newbie stand in the water, finds some electrical wire and runs that to the water, watches as newbie is electrified.*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral Zaarin
01-29-2001, 10:33 PM
*takes out 26 sub-machine guns and begins blasting newbie*

Admiral
01-29-2001, 10:36 PM
ok Newbie here is the deal, if you can beat this cat to the end of a distance of 200 meters you are free to go. you have a ten second head start.

*unleashes a hungary cheetah, laughs as the cheetah starts eating newbie where the bullets hit him*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral Zaarin
01-29-2001, 10:41 PM
*reprograms 20 legions of battle droids to annihilate newbie, activates them, and gloats as newbie is blown to oblivion by 10000 laser blasts*

Admiral
01-29-2001, 10:43 PM
*gives newbie intelligence test. however everyone he gets wrong a body part comes off*

......

*comes back with score.....ah looks like you didn't even get 1+1=2 right. begins cutting off bodyparts.*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral Zaarin
01-29-2001, 10:45 PM
*picks up pieces of newbie ,adds 1000 gallons of sulphuric acid, and watches as newbie dissolves*

Admiral
01-29-2001, 10:47 PM
*unleashes pack of hungry and horny wolves against the newbie*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Admiral Zaarin
01-29-2001, 10:49 PM
*blows newbie up with stock of thermal detonators*

BE WARNED: If this doesn't get rid of him, I'm letting Guen out of her cupboard.

Darth Sceltor
01-30-2001, 12:19 AM
I have done the untimate Duke bashing. I destroyed his fleet. You can't top that. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

[This message has been edited by Darth Sceltor (edited January 29, 2001).]

garyah99
01-30-2001, 12:32 AM
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

GUNNER
01-30-2001, 06:01 AM
Duke, if it is you and I hear one person say they want you gone then that is it. And if you are posting from your School then all of you will not be able to post. So unless you want everyone to loose their posting rights you had better shape up.

chewie's hairbrush
01-30-2001, 07:48 AM
Gunner I want him gone. He offends me but please don't ban his IP if that means we loose milky.

I've got a better plan http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif. Oh I'm feeling mean this morning.

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 09:10 AM
Geez, chewie...

GUNNER
01-30-2001, 09:19 AM
What do you have in mind chewie? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 09:21 AM
Hee. I love plotting newbie bashing.

GUNNER
01-30-2001, 09:26 AM
We're not going to hang him by his scrotum are we. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 09:34 AM
That's not a bad idea!

Zoom Rabbit
01-30-2001, 10:02 AM
Dress him up in a nice, gay frock and make him sing 'I Touch Myself' on worldwide television. Like right before a soccer game.

Excuse me, I mean football. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Gold leader
01-30-2001, 10:11 AM
*rectracts claws just before fist hits Zoom's head.*

That correction was just in time, mister.
Errr, rabbit. Sorry.

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 11:18 AM
*snort*

Nute Gunray
01-30-2001, 02:49 PM
Ja.

milkshake
01-30-2001, 04:28 PM
Don't worry about me Chewie, I post from home, it's Jabba you should be worried about.

What am I saying? BAN THE SCHOOLS ASS!

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Self proclaimed Forum Drunk
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 05:19 PM
Do we really wanna do this?

If so, say "aye".

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JR2000Z
01-30-2001, 05:23 PM
Kill or ban....I dont know.

Zargon
01-30-2001, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Rogue Nine:
Do we really wanna do this?

If so, say "aye".



AYE

Cmdr. Cracken
01-30-2001, 05:59 PM
I wnat Duke GONE. period. he's obviously some pre-teen punk who would rather watch us toil over his immature actions. so, instead of sitting, idle-ly by, and do noobie bashing, just kill the IP. Milky won't be lost, so it's no biggie.

JR2000Z
01-30-2001, 06:01 PM
Hes just going to reappear again and again.

Admiral
01-30-2001, 06:19 PM
ban him.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

milkshake
01-30-2001, 07:44 PM
AYE!!!


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Self proclaimed Forum Drunk
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Darth Sceltor
01-30-2001, 07:58 PM
Wipe him out. All of him.

TheRogue 3000
01-30-2001, 08:48 PM
GOATS!

Psycho Tycho
01-30-2001, 09:02 PM
Aye!

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Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 09:14 PM
Tis done.

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Zoom Rabbit
01-30-2001, 09:39 PM
Umm...Milky will still be able to post, right?

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 09:43 PM
Shure. I just banned the school IP's where the Duke is posting from. We still have milkdud. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif

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Love people. Use things. Not vice versa.
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Admiral
01-30-2001, 10:14 PM
if not I'm sure I will here a mouth full of Milky http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Rogue Nine
01-30-2001, 11:29 PM
*snort*

Thrawn
01-30-2001, 11:52 PM
this is a little late, but kill him, ban him, a kill him again

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 12:07 AM
If we ban Milkman, then none of his goofy newbie friends will come.That would be mean but helpful. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
01-31-2001, 12:08 AM
Duke sucks, glade you banned him.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 12:12 AM
Lets all fly to the UK to beat the living **** out of him! Tickets on Niner!

milkshake
01-31-2001, 05:33 AM
Thank God it's over! Yipee! No more @$$holes ruining my favorite hangout! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Self proclaimed Forum Drunk
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Zoom Rabbit
01-31-2001, 08:56 AM
Sure about that?

*Farts*

*Spills beer on people*

*Smokes a cigar indoors*

Rogue Nine
01-31-2001, 09:05 AM
Oh God, what have I done?

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Love people. Use things. Not vice versa.
XWA's Resident Finance Manager

Gold leader
01-31-2001, 09:59 AM
You did l33t.

Rogue Nine
01-31-2001, 10:13 AM
I'm not so sure.

Gold leader
01-31-2001, 10:36 AM
Why?

chewie's hairbrush
01-31-2001, 03:21 PM
Milky. I suggested we report his ass to the tech guys at your school. Would this be any use? Will he get his computer privs pulled. Will he wish he'd never been born. Would it get anyone else in trouble?

Have you got a mail addy we can use?