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Mercury Man
01-31-2001, 08:39 PM
The Ten Commandments for computer users

1) Thou shalt have no other operating system than Microsoft
2) Thou shalt not take the name of you god, the IT Manager, in vain
3) Remember the Sabbth Day ; keep it for rationlising thy inbox and cleaning thy desktop
4) E-mail thy father and thy mother
5) Thou shalt not make thyself a painfully bad web page
6) Thou shalt not use thy text-messaging facilliy for secretive and adulterous purposes
7) Thou shalt not say 'share' when thou meanst 'copy' musical composistions
8) Thou shalt not over exclaim (!!!)
9) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours RAM
10) Thou shalt not murder thy friend who eternally forwards bad jokes

milkshake
01-31-2001, 08:42 PM
It's too late to act nicey nicey Duke.

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Self proclaimed Forum Drunk
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Mercury Man
01-31-2001, 08:45 PM
there is time for everythin - even love! (i aint coming on2 u!)

milkshake
01-31-2001, 08:49 PM
Not for u Duke

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Self proclaimed Forum Drunk
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Keyan Farlander
01-31-2001, 09:27 PM
The Catholic version, it seems.

Darth Sceltor
01-31-2001, 10:14 PM
GO AWAY DUKE!!!!

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 10:49 PM
I dont remember this at Catholic school.

Keyan Farlander
01-31-2001, 11:06 PM
I was serious. These seem to based more off the version of the Ten Commandments the Catholics use, as opposed to the Protestants.

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 11:08 PM
Those arent any of the 10 Commandments.He made it all up.

Keyan Farlander
01-31-2001, 11:10 PM
I know, but look closer. Try to match them up with the real ones, and you'll see what I mean.

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 11:14 PM
Yeah I know.

Ike
01-31-2001, 11:22 PM
Dukey, you better not be posting from someone else's house, because i just banned that subnet mask.

Admiral
01-31-2001, 11:51 PM
this is a poor attempt for humor.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Keyan Farlander
02-01-2001, 12:03 AM
We might have to ban every IP in the world!

Thrawn
02-01-2001, 12:20 AM
If that's what it takes, so be it

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

JR2000Z
02-01-2001, 12:35 AM
We also be banned.Then the XWA Community will be nothing then a bunch of group long-distance phone calls problably $50 for 1 minute.(If that ever happen, R9 is paying for it)