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Jem
01-20-2001, 10:02 PM
Tomorow is gonna be the final stage of the Paris-Dakar Rally and I'm going to the "Lake Rose" in T-minus 10h to go and see it.

Ok here is the thing:
When the first car is nearing the finishing line I intend to burst out from nowhere wearing nothing at all "naked" and holding a big knife, I will run towards that car (might be the french buggy) and burst his tires so that he looses after all his effort.
I also intend to yell some satanist stuff in Latin while I'm doing all that.
My grand finally will be a sort of latino danse with a lot of hip swinging (remember, I'll be naked) around the wasted car.
I still have to figure out my grand escape, maybe a helicopter or something like that.

So all of you must watch CNN and catch me on TV (CNN = Pedro Pinto is gonna talk about me, that guy's great)

Any suggestions or hints before I go torwards my ultimate destiny?

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Psycho Tycho
01-20-2001, 10:05 PM
Yah, I got one for you. DON'T DO IT! You're a sick man you know, Jem.

Jem
01-20-2001, 10:11 PM
The world is a sick place we live in, guys and gals who do that in soccer games or whatever always make me laugh and wonder how and why they do it...

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Admiral
01-20-2001, 11:55 PM
One thing I have to say be careful were you swing that knife. Also a seal extermination unit is on their way to your house bye.

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Thrawn
01-21-2001, 02:29 AM
no comment...

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Zoom Rabbit
01-21-2001, 05:55 AM
You think Jem's delusional state of mind is being caused by a seal infestation at his house?

Well, that might explain a few things.

Jem
01-21-2001, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
Well, that might explain a few things.

I can't see what you're talking about... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Anyways I'm preparing to leave as I'm typing this...

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Thrawn
01-21-2001, 12:19 PM
SAVE THE SEALS!

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Nute Gunray
01-21-2001, 02:13 PM
damn baby seals. club 'em all.

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Jem
01-21-2001, 02:15 PM
Well then, I just came back from "Lake Rose" and the Rally arrival was http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif cool http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif ,best part was all does engine noises *Vrrrroouuuaaammmmmm*. I took loads of pictures with the drivers, cars, trucks and bikes, I took one with the Brazilian team and we were holding the flag, that picture is gonna be framed and hanged.
The way back home was even cooler, since there is only one highway to Dakar we all drove along together, Oh yeah we raced'em!
and thats it. Oh hold on, I forgot, we also almost ran over a dog and since we braked real suddenly the Rally Truck that was behind almost hit us...

Anyways I hope nobody actually thought I was gonna pull that stunt I mentioned... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif and I really hope nobody is dissapointed he won't see me doing that sick stunt... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Admiral
01-21-2001, 03:41 PM
I meant the special force Navy Seals that are going to kill Jem. For being this crazy.

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Jem
01-21-2001, 04:08 PM
No seal can destroy me!, I've got clubs, real big ones... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

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Psycho Tycho
01-21-2001, 04:47 PM
Oh mah goodness!

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Zoom Rabbit
01-21-2001, 10:03 PM
I stayed up and watched that dang rally, tete de m***e. I was sorely disappointed. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Not as if we need any more excitement around here, what with the seal problem. It's so bad at my house that it isn't about saving the species anymore, but the logistics of removing their piled carcasses. You can't just blast seals all day long on the front porch with your fifty-cal without running into the real problem of being overrun by dead seals!

So anyway, now the EPA is inquiring about the plume of oily smoke...

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Admiral
01-22-2001, 12:10 AM
Jem finally understood that I was talking about the Special Forces Navy SEALS in other words highly trained and deadly humans. not the animals. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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JR2000Z
01-22-2001, 01:16 AM
If Jem was a woman, everybody would watch it.

Thrawn
01-22-2001, 11:00 AM
Animal seals are better=

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Jem
01-22-2001, 12:11 PM
hey, I got the pics of the Rally today, I'll try to post a cool one over here... Only problem is I have a horrible face in it, because of the wind my hair is all messed up and it looks like I have a Conehead and because of the Sun I frowed my face: it ain't a pretty sight but I'll try and post it anyways, I think PB will like it...

Poor Bastard
01-22-2001, 01:55 PM
The brazilian team won the entire Rally. Period.

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Jem
01-30-2001, 06:05 PM
ok, here's the pic of the Rally I promised. You can't really see my face so it's not ugly to see http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

http://www.multimania.com/zetorealm/dakar_s.jpg

Oh yeah: Ordem E Progresso

JR2000Z
01-30-2001, 06:10 PM
Youre the big green thing, right?

Jem
01-30-2001, 06:20 PM
Damnit the webpage where my pic was in just closed for some reason!!! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif

That pic was on for only 5 minutes!! I'll fix the problem later..
JR2000Z was the only one to see it, he's the chosen one http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Pic will be back soon...

Jem
01-30-2001, 06:24 PM
ok I have no idea wath happened but the pic is back on... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/confused.gif I'll just act like if it never occured...

So PB what do you think?

Admiral
01-30-2001, 10:08 PM
PB, only wants drugs

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JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 12:17 AM
Which one ore you?All three?

Zoom Rabbit
01-31-2001, 08:45 AM
I think he's the cochon on the right, the one you can't see...

Sort of a shadey character, eh? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 05:23 PM
I enjoyed being the Chosen One.

I guess I have to wait untill next year. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

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Jem
02-02-2001, 06:40 PM
I'm the guy in the middle... the other two are of course the driver and the navigator. We toke that picture just after they got interviewed for TV (kinda interrupted them...) but I think that the fact that we spoke portugese (is it written that way??) and mentioned that I was born in Brazil made them glad to take a "Kodak moment". http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Thrawn
02-02-2001, 08:32 PM
So you can't spell the name of a language that you speak? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Foolish boy, putting you picture on THIS forum, with our drug lords and assassins

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Psycho Tycho
02-02-2001, 10:37 PM
Shield your eyes!

Assassin
02-03-2001, 12:36 AM
And i happen to be both an assassin..hence the name, and a druglord

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ummm....i was going to say something

Admiral
02-03-2001, 02:17 AM
I personally want to knock off all druglords myself. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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