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milkshake
01-29-2001, 08:37 AM
Rumor has it that Duke is coming back, ban him on sight.

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-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Zoom Rabbit
01-29-2001, 09:10 AM
*(Draws samurai sword and brandishes it expectantly.)*

Batter up!

Coffeebean_uk
01-29-2001, 02:02 PM
Yo dont actualy intend on using that. Its so last millenium.
(Draws M16 SA 80,(the only one that works.) Bayyonnets, Stingars and Multiple Launched Rockets,)

Stand aside and let the professionals work!!

Yup ill kill him.

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Nute Gunray
01-29-2001, 02:34 PM
i'm scared at how many words are spelt wrong in that post.

JR2000Z
01-29-2001, 05:38 PM
If Niner gives me the money,I will beat the living ******** ******* piece of ****** **** **** ****** ****** ***** and ***** *** ***** with the **** ****** **** ******* ****** ****.

Thats why the call me the God of Newbie Death.

Rogue Nine
01-29-2001, 05:56 PM
Nah, it's so much more fun beating up on the newbies myself.

Darth Sceltor
01-29-2001, 07:31 PM
Every time you see Duke, ask him what happened the latest time he raided my planet.

Admiral
01-29-2001, 07:33 PM
lests form a Duke bashing party http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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JR2000Z
01-29-2001, 07:35 PM
After were done with them,PB can give him his Newbie Strip Show.He deserves it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif.Then he can go home with complementry Jar Jars.

Zoom Rabbit
01-29-2001, 09:31 PM
*(Cuts off Coffeebean's head.)*

Can't aim stingers without a head, can you...?

Zargon
01-30-2001, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Coffeebean_uk:
(Draws M16 SA 80,(the only one that works.)

The M-16 A2 works perfectly fine, go back to the UK and use your own guns.

Coffeebean_uk
01-31-2001, 06:33 PM
Two things.

1) Im a damn good shot.

2) I like the M16 A2 The SA 80 Is too short and not powerful enough.
The SA 80 gas a range of 600m The M16 has a leathal range of 1300. please can i come and play? Pritty please with dead horse on top.

Rogue Nine
01-31-2001, 06:38 PM
Ah hell, gimme a Redeemer. (UT fans, unite!)

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milkshake
01-31-2001, 07:38 PM
To hell with the redemer! Give me a sniper rifle any day!

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-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Darth Sceltor
01-31-2001, 09:59 PM
Give me a AR-34/Dragon/K7 Avenger. Those guns from Perfect Dark rock.

JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 10:04 PM
Ill take Wing Zero.

Admiral
01-31-2001, 10:52 PM
I'll take a nuke

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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Nute Gunray
01-31-2001, 10:53 PM
G36k with supression and a grenade launcher. all you need.

Cmdr. Cracken
01-31-2001, 10:56 PM
I'll take my summon spells.

Thrawn
01-31-2001, 11:43 PM
I think it's time for the ultimate weapon....the JAR JAR BINKS CANNON!

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JR2000Z
01-31-2001, 11:45 PM
I think Jar Jar is punishment enough.Besides, I already posted pics of Jar Jar for him.

milkshake
02-01-2001, 05:41 AM
I wonder if you can get a Jar-jar cannot for UT.

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milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Gold leader
02-01-2001, 06:31 AM
I think you cannon.

Zoom Rabbit
02-01-2001, 08:09 AM
Goldenrod first! That deserves death!

Rogue Nine
02-01-2001, 09:36 AM
*snort*

milkshake
02-01-2001, 01:42 PM
That was LAME goldie.

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-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Dj Skywalka
02-01-2001, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Darth Sceltor:
Give me a AR-34/Dragon/K7 Avenger. Those guns from Perfect Dark rock.

I think you're forgetting the Gold plated magnums and her bad ass crossbow.



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milkshake
02-01-2001, 08:07 PM
I Luv the crossbow, it Rox, my fav tactic is to tranquilise who-ever I'm playing with, let them fire in complete circles while I pile them full of Horse sedatives, then, I just set it to instant death and finnish 'em off (That happens whenever I get bored of my new toy human or run out of ammo, which ever comes first http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

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-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Rogue Nine
02-01-2001, 08:28 PM
I love instant kill. Tis amazing.

Try this. Put all weapons on Tranqs. Then get into a rumble with some of your friends. It's like being drunk!

JR2000Z
02-02-2001, 05:56 PM
Wait a minute! How does Milkshake know that Duke was comming back?

Thrawn
02-02-2001, 07:48 PM
Same school

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milkshake
02-02-2001, 08:39 PM
Yea, he was across the room and I saw him typing, and I saw the big XWA sign so my quick fingers were able to type in a quick warning.

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milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Darth Sceltor
02-02-2001, 10:03 PM
The Tranquilizer rox. The Golden Magnum's okay, but it fires too slow. For handguns, I'd have to go with the double Falcon 2's. BAM-BAM in the head, he's dead. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Psycho Tycho
02-02-2001, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Darth Sceltor:
For handguns, I'd have to go with the double Falcon 2's. BAM-BAM in the head, he's dead.

Reminds you of the Matrix, eh?

Originally said by Neo:
"Trinity, help!"

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JR2000Z
02-03-2001, 08:23 PM
No. Not really.

Dj Skywalka
02-03-2001, 08:35 PM
QUESTION: Matrix. What is the Matrix?

ANSWER: Good freaking movie.

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-Two wrongs don't make a right but four lefts make a circle.

Admiral Zaarin
02-03-2001, 08:53 PM
Hey! Thrawn! I have a patent and copyright on the Jar Jar Binks Cannon, Wooden Post Cannon and all derivatives. Prepare to be sued.

Psycho Tycho
02-04-2001, 01:55 AM
Jar Jar Binks Cannon....

*snicker*

Admiral
02-04-2001, 02:22 AM
come on children lets play nice. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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JR2000Z
02-04-2001, 02:25 AM
Thank God there not MY children.

milkshake
02-04-2001, 08:02 AM
oh, didn't you know Jrn39nuvz, you father'd us all. WE ARE YOU CHILDREN

/me laughs like a maniac.

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-You call THAT a knife?
Now this, is a knife
-It's a spoon

Psycho Tycho
02-04-2001, 03:22 PM
Hi daddy!

*(Mumbles)*

Riight...

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Flying Beastie
02-04-2001, 05:02 PM
You homo sapiens and your guns. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

Give me a good two-handed sword and a strong shield anyday. Ranged combat is for cowards.

BTW,

*whistles sharply*
Cork it! The newbie 'll think we're savages!

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