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Keyan Farlander
01-25-2001, 01:41 AM
Keyan needs entertainment from his cyber-friends. He is lonely and sad, and to make matters worse, he is going back to school in a few days http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif So, what shall we talk about? Note that I am saying right now that there will be no anime discussion of any kind in this thread. So...somebody talk to me!

JR2000Z
01-25-2001, 02:25 AM
*Dances*

rosencrantz
01-25-2001, 02:53 AM
*is much to late to entertain*
*looks around, spies piano, warms up the old ivories and plays some beethoven for keyan who is nowhere around*
next? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Cmdr. Cracken
01-25-2001, 02:54 AM
Yo, Keyan, 'sup? I'm coo, chillin' and all. Exams are pointless, don't you think? why test students on stuff that they might not ever use, like History. I'm probably not gonna use hostory ever in my field (computers) but that's just me.

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rosencrantz
01-25-2001, 02:59 AM
WOAH!!!!1
what the SMACK is that thing!?
(i hope it is still there when i make this post or i will look foolish...nothing new there i know... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

rosencrantz
01-25-2001, 03:00 AM
oh...dang cracken http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif i think your post just loaded wrong. all is well that ends well *aheh* <font size=0>

[This message has been edited by rosencrantz (edited January 24, 2001).]

Cmdr. Cracken
01-25-2001, 03:01 AM
ROS! Get on MSNIM! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

rosencrantz
01-25-2001, 03:02 AM
k. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Cmdr. Cracken
01-25-2001, 03:06 AM
kewl.

rosencrantz
01-25-2001, 03:10 AM
*snicker*


uhm, shouldn't we be entertaining The Boy or something?

TheRogue 3000
01-25-2001, 03:41 AM
*Entertains Keyan*

That should do it.

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Poor Bastard
01-25-2001, 03:45 AM
TESTING

Ignore this post, I'm testing some crap here http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif

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Keyan Farlander
01-25-2001, 04:07 AM
I hate all of you. Except for ros, who has some respect for the great master. Oh, and Cracken, too. No, I do not think exams are pointless. I hate them, but I understand that they are important. Sometimes it is not so important what you are being tested on, only that you are being tested. It helps with memory and concentration and focus. Those are things everyone needs. By the way, PB - I hate you most of all http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by Keyan Farlander (edited January 25, 2001).]

Thor
01-25-2001, 05:25 AM
Keyan take heed to the words of Eric Idol:
Always look on the bright side of life
do doo do doo do do do do do do
Always look on the bright side of life
do doo do doo do do do do do do
Everybody join in!!!

Nute Gunray
01-25-2001, 05:31 AM
I shall openly mock beethoven whilst talking about anime.

TESTING DAMNIT

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Keyan Farlander
01-25-2001, 06:51 AM
Nute, anyone who mocks the great master must deal with me! I challenge you to a duel! But we shall duel as the master himself did - with pianos! Are you man enough to try to out-piano me?

GUNNER
01-25-2001, 07:02 AM
Yo bro, wassup. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Zoom Rabbit
01-25-2001, 10:06 AM
Wally the space dolphin will take you up on the piano duel!

*Plays some really exotic, mind-bending space cetacean boogaloo, the likes of which cannot even be conceived by our kind.*

Wally's been practicing, just in case Keyan got bored.

Rogue Nine
01-25-2001, 02:18 PM
Guh?

I'm here. What's doin'?

milkshake
01-25-2001, 03:21 PM
Jeez, It's always about WALLY isn't it!?!?!

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Thrawn
01-25-2001, 03:33 PM
Crackhead, history is an important subject to learn. Of course, I'm slightly bias since it's my favorite subject. I've loaded my IB scheduale with as much history as I can get http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

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Admiral
01-25-2001, 04:39 PM
I like how Keyan isn't around for all of this. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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JR2000Z
01-25-2001, 04:45 PM
History is fun eventhough I like to learn American History duing the points of its Revolution and Civil War then when how it was found.

Admiral
01-25-2001, 09:54 PM
History is one of my havorite subjects.

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Keyan Farlander
01-26-2001, 12:35 AM
Sorry guys, but some stuff came up. Stuff that invloved the police and several government agencies busting into my house. You know, every time I feel like my life sucks, I just turn on the news and see all the people there and say to myself, "Look, at least it's not as bad as that!" Only now it is. I have to look to the people who are starving to death to get worse than the point where I am now. Oh well, at least I can still smile http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif See?

[This message has been edited by Keyan Farlander (edited January 25, 2001).]

Cmdr. Cracken
01-26-2001, 02:48 AM
Why did the police and several gov't angencies bust into your house??!!

JR2000Z
01-26-2001, 02:53 AM
Are there are looking for me?!!?!?

Cmdr. Cracken
01-26-2001, 02:54 AM
Why? your not worth looking for!

Keyan Farlander
01-26-2001, 03:12 AM
Well, basically my sister got mad at my mom for something stupid, so she went to the police and claimed all this mental abuse and stuff and now we've got everybody on our case. I'll probably have to go to court now. The stupid thing about this is, the reason my sister did this is because my mom woundn't let her go out driving with two of her friends a few nights ago, when it was snowing really hard. She tries to protect my sister and gets in trouble with the law. What a world. The charges are all total lies, so I'm sure nothing will come of it, but it's a pain because we have to pay for lawyers and all that.

I guess it should bother me, but the truth is that I don't even really care. This thing with my girl is really eating me. It's actually affecting my health now. I feel like I should be able to just snap myself out of it, but I can't. It's weird. I have the feeling I'm in for some rough times.

JR2000Z
01-26-2001, 03:41 AM
You could of phrased it better.

JR2000Z
01-26-2001, 03:56 AM
You know what Keyan, this IS stupid.I mean, what have you done?It doesnt matter if you care or not you still have to do something.Usally there are a fights were there is sorry and everything but when it comes to wasting time in court youve got to do something.Your mom did the right thing because she care about your sister and she did what she had to do because its an act of love and she didnt want anybody getting hurt.Nobody can consintrate when driving on icy roads and friends yelling at each other.So put on a family reunion and mak them talk it over.You should do something.If you dont, as stupid as it seams, your sister and mother might never forgive themselves for the rest of their lives or just whatevrer.So do something now so you can forget about it or you can not do a thing and have regret.

Obviously Keyan,your mature to handle problems by you self even if you care or not.Its exactly like homework.

Well thats my hint.

Keyan Farlander
01-26-2001, 05:34 AM
Oh, believe me, I tried, but the state is involved now and there's simply nothing I can do. The truth is, this is mostly between my parents and my sister, and I'm kind of just along for the ride.

Zargon
01-26-2001, 07:14 AM
not a ride I wanna go on..........

sorry keyman, good luck

Zoom Rabbit
01-26-2001, 09:31 AM
Oh no...crap is happening again! How many times do I have to tell you guys not to make crap happen? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

Sorry to hear about the cops thing, Keyan. Sounds like you're an innocent who's about to get pulled between feuding parties, which is always a suckey situation! I think you'll weather, though...fighterpilots always hold out the longest.

Let us know when to lend moral support, over? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif

Admiral
01-26-2001, 02:08 PM
ya good luck.

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Gold leader
01-26-2001, 03:06 PM
Sounds like you could use it. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/icons/icon14.gif

Nute Gunray
01-26-2001, 06:56 PM
keyan's sister=fag0t and reminds me of my fag0t brother.

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Cmdr. Cracken
01-26-2001, 07:00 PM
That usless post brought to you by GloDom Industries, taking over the world, one monopoly at a time.

Keyan Farlander
01-26-2001, 07:05 PM
Well, compared to my love troubles, this has not affected me at all in a mental way, but I am worried about having to go to court. That's no big deal, since all I have to do is say what I know, but I'm worried I might have to miss some classes for it, and that is not a good thing in my area of study...

Thor
01-26-2001, 08:19 PM
real sorry to hear 'bout the police buisness and also your girl friend. It is hard times for everyone but at least we can still go online to the x-wing alliance forums and laugh at Nitro's pic....
(only kidding)

Darth Sceltor
01-26-2001, 10:51 PM
Dood, it may really suck now, but just pray and talk to friends and your family and you'll pull through. I went through Hell when my parents were having trouble and got divorced (still have ugly incidents periodically), but I pulled through and I'm okay now, right?


*Ignores wispers and snickers*

Keyan Farlander
01-26-2001, 11:18 PM
I'll live, but I won't enjoy it http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif She will be mine again, though! I just have to reach inside myself and summon up all my studliness. Oh yeah...crap. But I think I'll start by composing some chamber music for her. Perhaps I will even try to get it published. That's romantic...right?

Darth Sceltor
01-26-2001, 11:39 PM
Yes, summon, compose and play. Those are the keys. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Admiral
01-27-2001, 02:47 AM
All I can say is good luck.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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rosencrantz
01-27-2001, 02:47 AM
hey keyan if you feel like venting or anything feel free. i'm around.

Wally The Space Dolphin
01-27-2001, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by milkshake:
Jeez, It's always about WALLY isn't it!?!?!


Why, yes. Yes it is!

Nitro
01-27-2001, 04:02 AM
I'm sorry about your family, Keyan. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here, and so is He... *looks upward*

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Nitro
01-27-2001, 04:09 AM
Whoa!!! Since when does the Dolphin speak for himself? Zoom usually reads all Wally's lines, doesn't he?

Perhaps our beloved Zoom Rabbit is just a figment of Wally's imagination! Could it really be that all those humorour <font color=orange>Radio Free Saturn</font> broadcasts were all born in the mind of a dolphin, and not by a rabbit?
Waaaaait a second... That doesn't make much sense either! How could a rabbit talk? How could a dolphin talk? How can I talk??? Why am I confused?
*head explodes*

Nute Gunray
01-27-2001, 06:52 AM
your head was fully of delicious jellybeans.

Zoom Rabbit
01-27-2001, 11:07 AM
Don't look at me! Wally is such an intergalactic celebrity that no introduction is ever necessary...he just floats around on the posting field, untitled. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Actually, I am being controlled by Nitro, who has conceived of this 'Zoom Rabbit' creature in yet another attempt to befuddle the forum. Ha-hah. Yes. You were all fooled!

Can I have a biscuit now?

TheRogue 3000
01-27-2001, 06:34 PM
Dolphins scare me.

Psycho Tycho
01-27-2001, 07:12 PM
You mean Wally the Space Dolphin?!

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Admiral
01-27-2001, 08:18 PM
I have a comp game that has dolphins as military units http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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TheRogue 3000
01-27-2001, 08:54 PM
Especially space dolphins.

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Zoom Rabbit
01-28-2001, 12:39 PM
Pffft--! Afraid of dolphins...you are all a bunch of silly little girlie men for being afraid of harmless fish net-fodder like--

*(Assassin dolphin springs from toilet in next room, bites Zoom on the ear.)*

Eeeeyowtch! Dammit! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif That does it...tuna sandwiches in the cafeteria for a month.

Wally The Space Dolphin
01-28-2001, 03:09 PM
Anyone else want some?

Admiral
01-28-2001, 04:59 PM
don't make we take out one of my spears.

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
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Wally The Space Dolphin
01-29-2001, 02:00 PM
Bring it on, land-dweller! That spear is no match for my hardened exo-skeleton! It's designed to let me live in space without exploding like a cockroach in a microwave. Somehow I don't think a little wooden stick is going to be of much use to you.

Flying Beastie
02-04-2001, 08:17 PM
Yes.

And you realize that even real dolphins occasionally kill sharks.

Not in defence, for sport. Dolphins arrange shark-hunts to go after Great Whites. They stun their victims with sonar blasts, then pummel them to death by ramming the shark's gills.

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Admiral Zaarin
02-04-2001, 08:43 PM
Keyan, it sounds like you could use a visit to the 'CRAP!' thread in jedinet.com's 'The Vent' forum. Believe me, it helps.

Good luck, and if you want someone to hurl mindless abuse at, I'm always here. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif

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The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

JR2000Z
02-04-2001, 10:21 PM
I got a lot of problems. I should go there too!